/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18630636]

British people call pizza "namby cheesers" and they are made with a crust the texture of saltine crackers, and topped with a cheese called "stinking bishop" and mutton ham with fennel and parsnips and the sauce is made with one part smoked tomato paste and three parts cornmeal because just regular sauce isn't dry enough for their delicate regal taste buds

[Anonymous No.18630641]

and I think that's beatiful

[Anonymous No.18630644]

>>18630636
you'd do it to if you had to get a license to purchase flour

[Anonymous No.18630691]

>>18630636
>made with a crust the texture of saltine crackers, and topped with a cheese called "stinking bishop" and mutton ham with fennel and parsnips and the sauce is made with one part smoked tomato paste and three parts cornmeal
sounds interesting at least, better than "pizzas" from Detroit, Chicago or Cincinatti or wherever it is they just put raw shredded cheese on it after it was in the oven

[Anonymous No.18630704]

DONT FOOKIN KNOCK IT TILL YER TRY IT LAD
BLOODY LOVE NAMBY AFTER KNOCKING BACK 4 PINTS AT THE FOOTY

[Anonymous No.18630707]

>>18630691
>"pizzas" from Detroit, Chicago or Cincinatti or wherever it is they just put raw shredded cheese on it after it was in the oven
the fuck? also nice generalizing 3 completely different areas and then spewing some bullshit that none of them do even though they all have distinct pizza styles. Except for Cincinnati, there is no Cincinnati pizza, or at least there is no well-known Cincinnati pizza style.

[Anonymous No.18630710]

>>18630707
>they all have distinct pizza styles.
yeah and they're all worse than what op described.

[Anonymous No.18630716]

What the fuck kind of thread is this
I can't tell if this is a thread made by a markov chain bot or if it's a meme I've missed or if people genuinely think British people call pizza "namby cheesers".

[Anonymous No.18630718]

>>18630710
Really? You HONESTLY think that a saltine cracker crust with stinking bishop cheese, mutton ham with fennel and parsnips, and a dry 3:1 cornmeal to smoked tomato paste "sauce" would be better than even a shitty chain pizza?

[Anonymous No.18630729]

>>18630718
He's probably some faggot from NEWW YORK or some other shithole.

[Anonymous No.18630737]

>>18630718
no I think it would be better than "pizza" from Detroit, Chicago, or that place where they put raw shredded cheese and pepperoni on top after it was in the oven

[Anonymous No.18630745]

>>18630737
No, you don't, or you don't know what those kinds of pizza are, because you certainly haven't tried them. Opinion discarded, either retard or bait.

[Anonymous No.18630750]

>>18630729
oh fuck off flyover, not even American lol. And no, nationality has nothing to do with this before you you ask you angry 3rd worlder
you hillbillies get pretty angry when somebody criticizes your shitty pizzas.

[Anonymous No.18630752]

>>18630745
Hypocritical how you took no issue with the OP and it's weird totally made up word salad though

[Anonymous No.18630756]

>>18630752
I never addressed the OP, it's obvious trolling as well, which is why the retard claiming it'd be better than actual pizza styles that exist is definitely bait.

[Anonymous No.18630757]

>>18630756
Yes, it's bait fighting bait. What's your problem?

[Anonymous No.18630765]

>>18630757
Greater than 50% chance >>18630691 is an actual retard.

[Anonymous No.18630806]

>>18630765
He's talking about this stuff btw: https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/cold-cheese-pizza_n_59a8558be4b0a8d145742088

It was going around recently as "pittsburgh" style pizza, but apparently it's not regional like that.

[Anonymous No.18630807]

>>18630750
>Assumed I'm a flyover
That would be a regional thing, not a nationality. But I wouldn't expect a retard that gets so upset over different amounts of cheese, dough, and sauce to know that.

[Anonymous No.18630814]

>>18630716
Markovian Parallax Denigrate

[Anonymous No.18630831]

>>18630806
One random restaurant does it, kek.

[Anonymous No.18630980]

[Anonymous No.18631692]

>>18630636
>British “food”

[Anonymous No.18633189]

>>18630704
this but unequivically ironicallious

[Anonymous No.18633247]

>>18630750
>ESL
>mad about it

[Anonymous No.18633309]

>>18630707
There is a Columbus style pizza. It’s got ranch instead of tomato sauce. It’s topped with baloney and shredded cheese-like product, then baked. Before serving, it’s covered with smashed sour cream and onion potato chips.

It’s truly wretched. It’ll give you diarrhea for days, and Ohioans say that’s the best part.

[Anonymous No.18633318]

>>18630636
Fake news

[Anonymous No.18633322]

>>18630716
Just a troll post

[Anonymous No.18633328]

>>18630765
probably just a salty yuropoor

[Anonymous No.18633335]

>>18630750
>>18633328
kek i knew it

[Anonymous No.18633897]

>>18630636
>my face when americans call cheesy pomodoro toast "pizza"