/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18618031]

I asked for a cup for water at McDonalds and I put Lemonade inside of it

[Anonymous No.18618088]

>>18618031
inside the mind of the sick and deranged

[Anonymous No.18618092]

>>18618031
Youre a fucking cycle path

[Anonymous No.18618115]

>>18618031
you've ruined what my grandfather died for in the war

[Anonymous No.18618122]

>>18618115
your grandfather sucked dick and threw back ass

[Anonymous No.18618488]

>>18618031
When I was in highschool we went to this mcdonalds at the mall and every coupke days we would see this same construction worker come in with a 2L bottle and fill it up at the fountain without paying and then waddle out.
I hope hes working on another building near a mcdonalds where they don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.18618637]

>>18618488
what a beast. Got to respect the hustle

[Anonymous No.18618698]

>>18618031
there was a subway down the street from my high school and we used to do this pretty much every day to the point that the employees would freak the fuck out and kick entire groups of kids out of the store.
I have no idea why the wagies at subway cared so much about the .02 cents worth of sprite that some kid with no money stole

[Anonymous No.18618722]

>>18618115
Grandpa died for nigger spics and jews, they all lie cheat and steal just like grandson

[Anonymous No.18619126]

>>18618698
>I have no idea why the wagies at subway cared so much about the .02 cents worth of sprite that some kid with no money stole
I can imagine if boss man finds them slacking off and letting kids break da rules that he may want to fire the workers for being lazy, so the workers try very hard to keep their job
but then it just begs another question - why does he care

[Anonymous No.18620592]

>>18618698
>>18619126
This basically. The existing service economy system has alot of middle managers who have to justify their own existence.

[Anonymous No.18620619]

>>18618698
>>18619126
>>18620592
I did that shit all the time but if the employees don't do anything, they get fired. Some of them need those jobs, sometimes as condition of parole or probation. I mean, the world is gay and I don't really care about anything, but I see their point of view.

[Anonymous No.18621608]

>>18620619
Yeah that's why I can't help but feel bad for service workers, even if the job itself is easy the conditions and whole situation just seem fucked up and hopeless, like retail too
I always try to be extra nice to people, some you can just see the soul sucked out of them

[Anonymous No.18622175]

theft is shoot on sight in my area

[Anonymous No.18622180]

>>18618031
do you feel shame when you look at yourself in the mirror?

[Anonymous No.18622187]

>>18622180
My reflection is the opposite of me and I'm proud to see it.

[Anonymous No.18622314]

That's not lemonade

[Anonymous No.18622384]

>>18618031

[Anonymous No.18622397]

I'm sure the wagie who prob doesn't speak a word of english is furious at your western decadence

[Anonymous No.18623120]

>>18622397
I live in the ghetto everyone here speaks english

[Anonymous No.18623348]

>>18618031
when del taco had the fry cups they were doing that Go Bold campaign so me and my cousins will tale are younger ones that the sauce heat chart on the side was to see how much soda you could it up without getting caught
I can't find a picture of the cup they used for them but they did have fry cups

[Anonymous No.18623474]

>>18618698
Based. When I use to work in a convenience store I use to steal shit all the time

[Anonymous No.18623521]

>>18623348
>will tale are younger ones that the sauce heat chart on the side was to see how much soda you could it up
wtf are you even trying to say ?

[Anonymous No.18623828]

>>18623474
Why?

[Anonymous No.18623908]

>>18618115
same…my grandpa died when he lost his balance and fell out of a guard tower at Bergen-Belsen broke his neck and died on the spot

[Anonymous No.18624138]

>>18623828
Because it's based.

[Anonymous No.18624220]

>>18624138
But it's disrespectful to not only your company and boss but to your other coworkers

[Anonymous No.18624237]

>>18623908
So you mean he got what he fucking deserved?

[Anonymous No.18624290]

>>18618031
You deranged fuck

[Anonymous No.18624295]

>>18623908
stale boomer joke

[Anonymous No.18624804]

>>18623908
huh?

[Anonymous No.18625079]

>>18624220
fuck them

[Anonymous No.18625161]

I asked for your mum at McDonalds and put my dick inside her

[Anonymous No.18625304]

>>18625161
My moms dead asshole

[Anonymous No.18625322]

>>18623908
anon, you need to work on your sentence formatting

[Anonymous No.18625601]

>>18623348
>I can't find a picture of the cup they used for them but they did have fry cups
Your pic is a pic of a fry cup though

[Anonymous No.18625649]

Imagine having no sense of dignity
Truly a pathetic existence
>>18618698
>>18620619
>>18623474

[Anonymous No.18625830]

>>18625304
Why is her asshole dead?

[Anonymous No.18625844]

>>18618031
i did this accidentally and i never felt so fucking guilty before in my life
i legitimately thought i was going to get kicked out

[Anonymous No.18625851]

>>18621608
>I always try to be extra nice to people, some you can just see the soul sucked out of them
This. The other day I smiled at the guy who checked my bag as I was going into my local grocery store. It cost me nothing, but he visibly brightened up a little.

[Anonymous No.18625854]

>>18618031
Way to stick it to the man. How will McDonald's ever recover?

[Anonymous No.18626472]

>>18623120
not what civilized people would call english

[Anonymous No.18626480]

>>18625322
You need to work on my cock, slave

[Anonymous No.18626488]

>>18618031
blacked out chevy suburbans will be pulling up in front of your residence shortly. you're fucked.

[Anonymous No.18626559]

>>18626472
Well you’re a racist fuck which is not at all civilized