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At what age did you realize dark chocolate is superior to milk "chocolate"?

>> No.18573045

>>18573041
When I was like 14 and started drinking coffee.

>> No.18573046

so is she gonna shit on it or what

>> No.18573052

>>18573041
When I realized that if you are an adult man who is straight, you shouldn't be consuming sweet products.

>> No.18573054

>>18573052
said no man ever.

>> No.18573063

>>18573052
This

>> No.18573072

>>18573052
Imagine thinking not eating sweets makes you manly lmfao. we can smell your seething insecurity through our monitors, you fucking faggot.

Dessert is standard issue in all military MRE's. Good enough for me.

>> No.18573110

>>18573072
Everybody knows the military is a huge gay orgy.

>> No.18573120

>>18573072
>we

>> No.18573127

Chocolate is a dessert item. I dont want bitter dessert. I do like bitter coffee. But when im eating chocolate, i want an enjoyable treat, not a test of stoic masculinity.

>> No.18573142

>>18573041
At what age did you begin professionally sucking cock?

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>>18573041
Milk chocolate is best enjoyed on its own. Dark chocolate is best paired with other things thanks to the bitterness. Fight me about it, fag.

>> No.18573153

>>18573041
My wife says 38.

>> No.18573167

>>18573041
>Oh boy I just love eating this stale cardboard shit that leaves your throat drier than a pigs anus

>> No.18573174

>>18573041
At some point I just found other chocolates too sweet. I like the bitterness of dark chocolate but not that of coffee, oddly enough.

>> No.18573175

>>18573041
When I was like 12 but then as I found european milk chocolate I have become even more based and go for the milkiest chocolate available

>> No.18573332

When I was old enough to trick or treat.
Hersheys milk chocolate was like vomit, special dark was amazing.

>> No.18573336

>>18573041
Probably like 14, this coincided to when I started drinking coffee.

>> No.18573342

When I had sea salt and dark chocolate together.

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>>18573342
>

>> No.18573360

>>18573072
He's right, no matter what modern soyboys tell to try to justify themselves
> Achtcshkually also adult can enjoy sweet things and watch Rick and Morty

>> No.18573426

>>18573072
>Dessert is standard issue in all military MRE's. Good enough for me.
So literal slave "food" for cannon fodder designed to make you constipated so you don't have to shit the week you're in the field...? Yeah everyone knows real "men" love to be enslaved, fed dehydrated processed garbage and killed for their government. How retarded do you have to be to believe this?

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>>18573426
Deal with it trumptard

>> No.18573549

>>18573041
25

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>>18573426

>> No.18573600

Like 16 or something

>> No.18574094

>>18573041
granny age

>> No.18574116

>>18573041
this is a thinly veiled BBC thread

>> No.18574133

>>18573041
That's the most Danish looking woman I've ever seen.

>> No.18574181

>>18573041
11

>> No.18574189

>>18573072
I went down the manly route and realized that all these "rules" that you are supposed to follow are exactly what a lesser being like cattle would do.

>> No.18574273

>>18573041
Sometime in early elementary school. I never liked milk chocolate that much

>> No.18574279

>>18574116
all threads are thinly veiled BBC threads when you think about it

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>>18573041
BBW/hamplanet material.

>> No.18574512

>>18574496
Leave her alone. She looks cute.

>> No.18574590

>>18574189
They're not rules. They're trends amongst naturally masculine men that girlyboys such as yourself sometimes try to imitate.

>> No.18574606

i literally do not trust anybody with a plastic cutting board
shit was sliding all over the fucking place and she doesn't even know better

>> No.18574610

>>18574496
I would unironically feed her until she got pudgy and no man would want her. Then I could have my fat beautiful wife all to myself

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>>18574610
Based architect.

>> No.18574686

I just don't eat as much sugar as I used to. Dark chocolate is just sweet enough for me.

>> No.18574704 [DELETED] 

>>18573041
u jus know she thinking about bbc while handling that chocolate XD

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>>18573041
27, im a late bloomer

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>>18573041
>EVERYTHING MUST BE A HOSTILE DICHOTOMY
>GRRR YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE!!!!

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>>18573052
i kinda like a hairy pussy, it feels good when her pubs scratch at the base of my cock

>> No.18574769

>>18574758
>in order to prove that I'm not part of the hostile dichotomy culture, I have to be hostile to it
Really floggins the noggins.

>> No.18575098

>>18574590
Keep telling yourself that.

>> No.18575104

>>18573360
Being a man means doing whatever the fuck you want without worrying about what someone else will think of it. You're 100% flaunting your gay little yellow streak right now.

>> No.18575116

>>18575104
A man cares what his loving wife thinks.

>> No.18575119

>>18574116
BEST BELGIAN CHOCOLATE

>> No.18575133

>>18575104
>Being a man means doing whatever the fuck you want without worrying about what someone else will think of it.
Lol no, it's the opposite. As a man, every action has repercussions and even small flaws can have serious consequences on your life.
On the opposite end, as a woman, you really can do whatever you want, be as irresponsible as you want, literally shit your pants every day in public and nobody will judge you. They might even praise your bravery.
So I think you long to be a woman judging by your post. But you will never be one :-)

>> No.18575212

>>18573041
Never, women like dark chocolate. white chocolate for me.

>> No.18575222

Why do white women love chocolate?

>> No.18575242

I realized that I didn't really like chocolate when I was 10. Milk chocolate with caramel and nuts can be fantastic but even plain milk chocolate is a bit too chocolaty for me.

>> No.18575248

>>18573041
I sometimes buy a bar of dark mint chocolate and eat a section or two for dessert, it's pretty nice.

>> No.18575325

>>18575222
Because chocolate releases endorphins, and they don't work hard, so they need some way to get their juicy biochemicals.

>> No.18575557

>>18575133
You still live with your parents.

>>18575116
You’ve never touched a woman.

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>>18573041

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>he still hasn't graduated to cacao nibs
oof

>> No.18575689

>>18573041
She has an adorable smile

>> No.18576009

>>18573052
Dunno about all that 'sweets mean you're gay' stuff, but I did notice I enjoy sweet foods much less as I grow older. I haven't bought chocolate, candy or made sweet desserts since I finished college. Doesn't mean I don't like them, it's just not something I'd think of making anymore.

>> No.18576527

>>18573041
Depends how dark. I still prefer milk choc to just eat, and dark choc for cooking deserts.

>> No.18576563

>>18573041
white chocolate chad coming through

>> No.18576582

>>18573041
The more videos I watch that have such high quality the more I hate it.

>> No.18576602

I'm a Mexican spicy chocolate kind of guy myself

>> No.18576786

>>18575652
My Nibba.
I find mixing with cacao powder works best.

>> No.18576800

>>18573041
Is that Rose Winters' face model?

>> No.18577434

>>18575104
You don't have to worry if you actually act like a man, as you naturally should

Otherwise you should worry, because you are essentially a woman

>> No.18577451

>>18573046
god i hope she farts on it

>> No.18578290

>>18574625
"you see that? i made that." - Pierce "Bossman" Brosnan.

>> No.18578313

>>18574760
Did they shoot him? I hope they did.

>> No.18578321

>>18573041
when I hit puberty
Its either white or 70%+ dark now, milk chocolate not just tastes too sweet, but also "feels" too sweet now(can feel teeth tingling type of feel). I can still enjoy white chocolate for the same reason why I only take hard candy now, and can't stand chewably candies: the sweetness of soft chewy sugar bombs will assault your tastebuds all at once. Hard candy dissolves slowly in your mouth, and despite also melting, I never experienced the problem with white chocolate

tldr milk chocolate is disgusting

>> No.18578330

>>18574590
so are dessert chefs an occupation only reserved for females then? Or do you ignore the fact that a large proportion of world class chefs are male now that the statistics no longer fit your narrative?

>> No.18578579

>>18575557
>living away from parents or having sex are a huge deal to anon
you just outed yourself

>> No.18578602

>>18576602
Me too. A little cayenne goes a long way.

>> No.18578609

>>18578579
As a man, yes. Yes I did.

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>>18578313
no they gunned down some random hippie girls for no reason

>> No.18578677

>>18577434
You're agreeing with me. I hope you realize that.

>> No.18578694

>>18573041
Never had a age where milk chocolate weren't the cloyingly sweet and bland second choice.

>> No.18578928

>another thread where zoomers compensate for their emotionally absent boomer fathers and subsequent absence of a male authority figure through latching on to whatever le manly man trend is getting the most upvotes this week
Sad!

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>>18578677
I'm not. I hope you realize what my post is about and some day becoming an adult male
It's nature