Smoking Snacks

[Anonymous No.18566747]

Hello /ck/, I am new to smoking weed (well, taking edibles actually). Wondering what some good snack foods are to have on hand while high. Nothing that needs to be cooked if possible. Any recommendations?

[Anonymous No.18566755]

>>18566747
anything edible

[Anonymous No.18566763]

Baby carrots

[Anonymous No.18566768]

DUDE

[Anonymous No.18566774]

>>18566747
Fruit and veg. Don't let weed make you fat.

[Anonymous No.18566783]

>>18566747
Junk food of choice, but be warned you will eat ALL of it so only get what you're OK with eating.

[Anonymous No.18566784]

>A sweet & sugary fruity drink always goes down well, or a /sip/ such as monster mango loco
>I had my first PB&J while high (UK) and it was beyond magical, after this experience it didn't hit the tastebuds the same.
>Your favourite sweets/candy always go down well. Gummy snacks/skittles type beat. Boiled sweets like jolly ranchers would likely do well.

If you want to avoid junk food, a ghetto charcuterie board can actually be a great experience. Ritz, Kraft cheese, grapes, bits of sandwich ham etc.

Hope this helps!

[Anonymous No.18566807]

>>18566774
>eating anti-nutrient
yes goyim, deplete yourself.

[Anonymous No.18566812]

why would you start using weed

[Anonymous No.18566815]

have you ever had a SNACK on WEED

[Anonymous No.18566860]

>>18566815
This lol

[Anonymous No.18566862]

>>18566747
Charcuterie and cheeses, pre-made sushi, or most anything that can be cooked in a microwave easily like freezer meals or any kind of leftovers.

Don't fall for the junk food meme. If you really get the munchies you will enjoy pretty much anything (genuinely, like eating half a jar of jam with a spoon will seem like a good idea) and real food will treat you much kinder.

If you want something closer to a junk food experience, prepare some homemade mac&cheese in advance, then just eat it cold or microwave it when high.

[Anonymous No.18566933]

>>18566774
seconding this

>>18566747
make a fruit salad basically and some ice water

[Anonymous No.18567069]

>>18566747
chips and salsa.
thank me later.
t. professional

[Anonymous No.18567090]

>>18566747
>Nothing that needs to be cooked if possible
you said it

[Anonymous No.18567103]

>>18566747
I like to cook something easy but still not junk food. Roast a chicken in the oven and watch how fast your high ass cleans its bones

[Anonymous No.18567324]

>>18566747
Beef jerky and baby carrots.

[Anonymous No.18567525]

>>18566747
I mean it worked

[Anonymous No.18567576]

>>18566747
do yourself a favor and make weed brownies instead.

[Anonymous No.18567594]

>>18566747
Grapes are really nice

[Anonymous No.18567985]

>>18566747
Literally anything that isn't goyslop. For example French cooking: Quiche, gratin, fresh bread (cold retard 48+ hrs), slow cooked braised chicken, any other dairy/egg dish, pastries, etc. Start cooking.

[Anonymous No.18568000]

>>18566815
>hey /b/, trips names my new pipe

[Anonymous No.18568004]

>>18568000
Very nice

[Anonymous No.18568052]

>>18568000
> yo let me get a hit off of >hey /b/, trips names my new pipe

[Anonymous No.18568218]

[Anonymous No.18568221]

>>18566768
WEED

[Anonymous No.18568224]

>>18568000
ironic

[Anonymous No.18569181]

>>18566807
>he fell for the anti nutrient meme

[Anonymous No.18569186]

GOYSLOP or ZOGCHOW

[Anonymous No.18569221]

>>18568000
Travis Scott Meal.

[Anonymous No.18570090]

These are awesome when you're stoned

[Anonymous No.18570111]

>>18568221
LMAO

[Anonymous No.18570117]

>>18570090
The only way those pieces of garbage are palatable tbqh

[Anonymous No.18570161]

>>18566747
fruits and vegs is based also gatorade thats half gatorade half water is good if you don't mind the sugar.

>>18567525
>the splifzzer

[Anonymous No.18570167]

>>18570117
True

[Anonymous No.18570456]

>>18566747
D U D E

[Anonymous No.18570734]

[Anonymous No.18570744]

[Anonymous No.18570755]

>>18566747
1. munchies dont really kick in until a few hours until after youve smoked.
2. if you smoke way too much at once, youre gonna feel akward for the next 15-45minutes which will kinda ruin your appetite.
3. the munchies last a long time and just basically makes you unsatiated so you want to keep eating even though youre full (but they only thing you stomach has any room left for is chips and candy)
4. my trick is once the munchies kick in around mid-day or evening, i just keep making lots of small meals. i enjoy cooking, so ill make a small sandwich, then 30 minutes later ill have some salsa, hummus and chips, then anothr 45 minutes later ill make a taco, and 40 minutes later ill reheat a single slice of pizza...

[Anonymous No.18570874]

Drugs are bad mhhhkay

[Anonymous No.18571057]

literally anything in the slow cooker
>wake up on day off
>3min of cutting up veggies and meat
>throw it in the pot
>turn it on
>go get stoned and play video games for 6~10 hours
>dinner's ready to eat whenever you want it
>4-6 other portions to box up and throw in the freezer for other times you're too lazy to cook
>freezer full of portions of assorted meals you've made previously

[Anonymous No.18571075]

>>18571057
noice

[Anonymous No.18571101]

Junkies are somehow much more pathetic than alcoholics.

[Anonymous No.18571202]

>>18566747
currently eating tacos. trick tip: buy tostitos and sour cream, and eat whatever you spilled in your plate with chips and sour cream.

[Anonymous No.18572016]

>>18568000
kek

>>18571202
I tend to just use my hands but that works too

[Anonymous No.18572035]

>>18571101
junkies do heroin
"potheads" is the word you were looking for
and gambling addicts have the highest suicide rate of all addicts

[Anonymous No.18572073]

>>18568000
besides the ugly teeth, she's pretty cute

[Anonymous No.18572078]

>>18568000
kek

[Anonymous No.18572163]

>>18572073
boxxy was never cute

[Anonymous No.18572176]

>>18572073
it's amazing how simply being a girl makes girls 200x more attractive.

[Anonymous No.18572220]

>>18572016
>I tend to just use my hands but that works too
Sure, but you get more tacos crunch that way.

[Anonymous No.18572309]

>>18566747
Cured meats, cheeses, bread, fruit and wine while pretending to be a Roman emperor.

[Anonymous No.18572336]

DUDE Have you heard the NEWS? Smoking WEED is OK. IN FACT you are not normal if you don't light a joint EVERY day. I can totally stop smoking WEED but I won't because it is OK to smoke WEED. This is a FACT. Don't dispute it or else! My role models Elon Musk and Joe Rogan are both WEED smokers. Because it's OK to smoke WEED. Repeat after me : it's OK to smoke WEED.

[Anonymous No.18572355]

psilocybin mushrooms are great to eat on weed, or tabs of LSD

[Anonymous No.18572359]

>>18572073
she looks like rusty cage

[Anonymous No.18572423]

Why do stoners these days act as if there is nothing wrong with them?
If you have a drug habit you should talk rehab options rather than snack foods

[Anonymous No.18572443]

>>18572423
Smoking weed destroys your life the same way smoking cigarettes does. It's shit for your lungs, and it's a luxury habit, but you shouldn't lose your mortgage over it.

[Anonymous No.18572444]

>>18566815
I didn’t until last year. So good bros

[Anonymous No.18572468]

>>18572443
>Smoking weed destroys your life the same way smoking cigarettes does.
No. Weed destroys your life by bombing your brain with endorphins, rewiring it to only enjoy anything while high. Also it influences you in perverse ways, forcing your brain to rationalize its addiction and cut yourself from anyone or anything that might threaten your habit.

[Anonymous No.18572497]

>>18572423
Who cares anymore? It's legal in many states and will undoubtedly be legalized federally within a few years.

[Anonymous No.18572564]

>>18572468
Nicotine does the same shit

[Anonymous No.18572611]

>>18572468
I would imagine that anything that gets you high does this.

[Anonymous No.18572688]

Fruit and salty snacks
Clementines, pears, pomegranate seeds, blackberries, raspberries
Popcorn, takis, cheetos

[Anonymous No.18572694]

>>18566812
Lot of people starting new in the US as states legalize it one by one presumably
Why wouldn't you?

[Anonymous No.18572704]

>>18572423
>>18572468
Cope and seethe shutins

[Anonymous No.18573353]

>>18566747
DUDE WEED

[Anonymous No.18573430]

>>18566747
Maybe snack on a handgun, degenerate faggot

[Anonymous No.18573432]

>>18573353
>>18573430
>DUDE VIRGINITY LMAO

cope straight losers

[Anonymous No.18573543]

>>18572704
DUDE! Joe Rogan!

[Grant Richardson No.18573591]

>>18566747
Sea salted potato chips. Dates. Whole wheat Triskuts crackers. Rasens. Orange juice.
Peanut-butter and honey.

[Grant Richardson No.18573593]

>>18566807
People like you eat only meat and die at 19.
Shut up faggot.

[Anonymous No.18573660]

>>18573432
>You're a virgin if you don't indulge in smoking plants and waste countless hours locked like a sloth in your bed
This is what weed does to a stoner's brain

[Anonymous No.18573662]

>instead chooses to waste countless hours locked like a sloth in xir's bed on 4chan, the one drug universally more destructive than meth, alcohol, and heroin combined
lmao you destroyed your brain and your chances of success in life on a cult masquerading as an anime imageboard

[Anonymous No.18573667]

Steak go best with everything.
Beer wine weed crack meth You named it

[Anonymous No.18573673]

>>18573662
>muuh 4chan is also a drug, so let me smoke my plant!!!! all my youtube heroes are smoking : SteveWillDoIt, Joe Rogan, Dana WHite. They're all successful and healthy!!
You pathetic shit, stop putting your family to shame, drop the joint have a bit of respect for yourself

[Anonymous No.18573678]

>>18573662
Frequenting an internet discussion board is not the same thing as sending chemicals into your brain you absolute dum-dum. In your case you' seem to far gone, you don't realize how stupid you sound. Clearly you spent months if not years getting dumber and dumber by indulging in daily senseless little pleasure sessions.

[Anonymous No.18573705]

DUDE FUCKIN WEED MAN!!!!! 1(⌒‐⌒)(⌒‐⌒)(⌒‐⌒)

[Anonymous No.18573719]

I want to not smoke weed so I can be very angry on the internet

[Anonymous No.18574025]

>>18569181
>>18573593

[Anonymous No.18575066]

>>18573673
>>18573678
4chan is a lot more addictive and a lot worse for your brain than weed. You will keep coming here until you die alone.

[Anonymous No.18575318]

>>18566747
for me, it's pickles. I get paranoia when I smoke and it always makes me extremely focused on how bad for me whatever I'm eating is, even though I'm not a health person at all and I eat bad normally. I feel bad about eating unhealthy stuff while high that I wouldn't think twice about when sober. Pickles have a really strong taste so they feel like a snack as opposed to a regular meal and I feel good about eating them because they're vegetables

[Anonymous No.18575361]

>>18566747
>try edibles
>get paranoid and self-conscious
>can't hold a coherent thought in my head
>dry mouth, regardless of how much water I drink
>try eating food, but nothing tastes good and it just kind of bores me
>just sit in a room doing nothing, unable to really think, until the high dies down or I sleep
Did I take the wrong kind or what? Done it a few times and I don't get the point

[Anonymous No.18575466]

>>18575361
have you ever smoked it normally? I'm not sure why non-smokers are obsessed with edibles when they have no experience with just smoking weed the normal way.

[Anonymous No.18575519]

>>18575361
>dry mouth, regardless of how much water I drink
I actually salivate way more when I smoke.

Also, you probably took a dose that was too strong for you. Try small doses, or just smoke a joint of weak stuff. Weed is fun when you take a bit for a tingle, or really fucked and you couchlock and the room starts changing size. You were a bit too far inbetween

[Anonymous No.18576416]

>>18575066
The fact that this weed fag can't just let the weeeeeed direct his creative energy in the kitchen and needs to have anons tell him what to eat is evidence that weed rots your brain and makes you gay

[Anonymous No.18576450]

>>18566774
high iq post, getting those extra terpenes from fresh produce is the correct play

[Anonymous No.18576457]

>>18568000
now this brings me back, thank you anon

[Anonymous No.18576463]

>>18575466
>I'm not sure why non-smokers are obsessed with edibles when they have no experience with just smoking weed the normal way.

muh carcinogens

[Anonymous No.18577084]

>>18575466
inhaling smoke in your lungs is weird and uncomfortable and requires extra equipment or learning to roll blunts. They're used to eating things. Edibles are the low effort, marginally healthier option. Seems like a no brainer as a non pothead.

[Anonymous No.18577147]

>>18566747
Cut up cold fruit (apples, pineapple, oranges, bananas, peaches, watermelon, whatever honestly), chips/crackers (something salty and crunchy), or small amounts of candy. I generally don't like eating a meal while high, because I don't feel full as fast and often over eat, but fruit and chips are a great snack while stoned, IMO. Water is also the best thing to have to drink while smoking. Keeps you hydrated and feeling good instead of syrupy soda or beer which can make you feel bloated if you have more than one.

[Anonymous No.18577156]

>>18572423
I smoke once or twice a week. Sure, stoners who wear weed-leaf covered clothing and constantly smell like a bong that hasn't been cleaned in over a year are annoying as fuck, but that's maybe 1% of people who smoke weed.

[Anonymous No.18578109]

I have a friend whose grandad got it by a stoner driving a car. So fuck these guys. Anyone driving a car after using weed less than a week ago is a public calamity.
That plus the smell they impose to everyone while being aggressive when someone dare to say something about it. Literally a burden to society.

[Anonymous No.18578182]

Mtn Dew Black Cherry Kickstart
Mcdonald's Double Cheeseburger and Hot and Spicy McChicken

[Anonymous No.18578222]

>>18566747
Really any soda is awesome when high

[Anonymous No.18578230]

hummus and pita chips

[Anonymous No.18578422]

>>18578109
No one asked

[Anonymous No.18578464]

>>18566747
Depends on what kinda person you are. There are good healthy choices and good unhealthy choices..
For me
>”healthy”
Sahale vanilla pomegranate apple cashews
Chili roasted pistachios
trail mix in general
banan
freeze dried apple slices
jerky

>unhealthy
this list should be pretty easy for anyone, so im just gonna include some basics for me
golden flake ridged sour cream potato chips
snyders Buffalo pretzel bites
basically any little Debbie cake you prefer
paydays
donuts

[Anonymous No.18578475]

>>18573660
And you do exactly that just sober, good job.

[Anonymous No.18578519]

>>18578422
Well I'll keep confronting stoners every occasion I have. We need to make their lives miserable since they're such a pain in the ass for most of society.

[Anonymous No.18578532]

>>18566747
Drugs are for degenerate cocksuckers.

Are you a cocksucking faggot? Must be.

[Anonymous No.18578533]

>>18578519
>We need to make their lives miserable
>only makes himself miserable because by nature stoners will never care
Pottery

[Anonymous No.18578543]

>>18578533
They WILL care once their degenerate bodies hang from a noose.

[Anonymous No.18578545]

>>18578519
why the crusade against stoners? i agree the smell can be inconsiderate, and the really hippy dippy ones can be annoying, but they’re definitely less harmful and obnoxious than habitual drunks or cigarette smokers. If you wanna harass drug users, harass them, or upper/downerheads. Weed smokers are the least of societies worries right now.

[Anonymous No.18578546]

DUDE

[Anonymous No.18578557]

>>18578543
They'd be dead and you'd still be sad and neurotic

[Anonymous No.18578560]

>>18578546
A cold bottle of Ito En jasmine tea and teo servings of Goldfish crackers for me

[Anonymous No.18578574]

>>18578560
You wouldn't even dare to appear in public because everybody can tell what kind of degeneracy you're into.

[Anonymous No.18578605]

Man i threw ground beef in a pot with carrots, oil, onions, worcestershire sauce, sweet soy sauce, i let it cooked for a bit then i added mushrooms, a can of tomato sauce, and a big load of chestnuts then i let it simmer for a while, finally i added some brie cheese to the ragout and let me tell you what it was the best meal of my life, i ate the whole pot in one sitting, my homegrown is ready and i'm fucking excstatic right now m'lady.

[Anonymous No.18578617]

>>18568218
everything looked so good in that shop.

[Anonymous No.18578625]

>>18578605
forgot pic, look at that goyslop yum.

[Anonymous No.18578660]

Cherry tomatoes with small cubes of sharp cheese with low sugar wheat crackers(<5g sugar per 100g).

[Anonymous No.18578720]

>>18566747
I like cold cuts or stews or >>18577147
>>18572468
>bombing your brain with endorphines
weed doesn't do this
>>18575361
>get paranoid and self conscious
most likely you either highly dislike the feeling of being high on weed and the lack of physical/mental coordination that comes with it, or you didn't feel at ease and safe in the environment you were in
to test this, get high again but this time with a responsible enough friend
if you still don't like it it was the former, if you like it instead it was the latter

[Anonymous No.18578975]

>>18578545
Just retarded edgelords pretty much. Always has to be those 2 or 3 guys that hate whatever irrationally no matter what while their own life is probably in shambles around them, but at least they aren't their enemy of choice.

[Anonymous No.18579514]

>>18566862
this
i don't understand why people think they are supposed to eat garbage when they get high
i don't enjoy goyslop when i'm sober why would i want it when i'm high?
anything you can just eat without having to mess around with like cold meats, cheeses, fruits, dried stuff, breads, or chocolate are all staples
i like hot food so toasted sandwiches are my go to - you can put basically anything in them, they don't take long to make, and they're just good
i also like coffee to give me a bit more of a bouncy high and keep me off the couch as well as just because i like coffee
when it's summer i'll have a nice cool soda or a lemonade but i do that anyway
>>18566815
honestly i couldn't believe it but food legitimately does taste better when you're high
>>18575361
every time i have had edibles it has sucked ass and just made me sleepy
smoking is way better in my opinion it feels completely different for me
even when i get really high smoking i don't feel nearly as useless and slow as i do on edibles and i like that it's not an eight hour commitment
>>18572443
nah it's more like what >>18572468 says
smoking weed is still smoking but you'll smoke an order of magnitude less than a tobacco smoker and it's not really very expensive
i spend more on coffee than weed
but it's easy to slide down into becoming a pothead and needing it to enjoy things because they just aren't as good sober
long term excessive use does something something dopamine receptors i forget exactly what but i believe it and i still smoke weed
just be responsible and discipline yourself a bit
i try and treat it like alcohol: once, maybe twice a week
i think it's easy to let it become a daily habit though

[Anonymous No.18579586]

>>18578532
I am.

[Anonymous No.18579616]

My dumb stoner friends and I have a snack that we make when smoking and carousing together, toasted baguette with goat cheese, salami, and honey. Usually we eat too much goat cheese and all get stomach problems but it's worth it

[Anonymous No.18579959]

>>18579514
>and needing it to enjoy things because they just aren't as good sober
What the fuck do you think cigarette smokers feel like every 15 minutes. That shit is way more debilitating than dope if you ask me. I smkoke almost every day, but I don't smoke when I work (customer service + heavy machinery, not a good mix, so I never smoke in the morning) or when I know I have to drive somewhere, and I do tolerance breaks often cause I unfortunately have high resistance. And my hookup sells me 1oz for 40$, and that lasts me a bit more than a month. I think I spend more in food in a week.
The pothead retards you see are people who are already weak-willed, the dope is almost an excuse. They could stop cold turkey but that's their predisposition.

[Anonymous No.18579977]

>>18578109
>Anyone driving a car after using weed less than a week ago
What in the fuck man lol

[Anonymous No.18580025]

>>18579959
As someone thats undergoing therapy for drug abuse and underlying conditions, most of the people that are the smoke erryday types are full of daily anxiety and treat it that way. Some anxious alcoholics do that as well.
Personally I used to not smoke so much but then mental health shit really hit me in my early 20’s and I’m basically having to unlearn about 10 years of shitty coping mechanisms to get back into daily functioning without putting a bullet through my skull. A lot of that is of course, smoking a fuckload of weed to keep the anxiety at bay and help me just pass the fuck out every night so I don’t have to try and fall asleep to the wonderful melody of intrusive suicidal thoughts.
If you already have underlying issues, pot is up there with alcohol just because of the proclivity. I mean fuck’s sake I’m typing this outside of a gas station in indiana and I’ve already found part of a blunt.

[Anonymous No.18580031]

>>18566774
I had a banana while high once and it was fucking great honestly.

[Anonymous No.18580038]

https://youtu.be/SLpnR1e--ZY

[Anonymous No.18580040]

>>18575466
Smoking aggravates my asthma.

[Anonymous No.18580227]

>>18580025
You sure you're not conflicting your time in therapy with others who fucked up hard enough to end up there with what happens in the real world? I smoke to actually focus on one task (mostly music or graphic design in my free time) instead of trying to ingest every single bit of information from any stimuli I can get at the same time (great at work, I can keep track of a bunch of shit at the same time, sucks when you're bored). I think I actually started getting my life a bit more in order since I started smoking. I'm more agreeable, outgoing, I don't argue over nothings.
I don't drink booze cause I don't like the feeling of being drunk and I don't enjoy the taste, or do stimulants/opiates cause the effects don't interest me (I'd like to try hallucinogens at least once though), so I think solely smoke dope isn't too bad. Still shit for the lungs though

[Anonymous No.18580269]

>ambrosia salad from the deli
>cheeze its
>spaghettios with meatballs
>ice cream
>milk and cereal
>peanut butter and jelly
>brownies
>chips and dips
>pickles or pickled things
>microwave pot pies
>toaster waffles and get real maple syrup
>butter and really good bread

also keep a wide variety of beverages around. don't forget to drink water.

[Anonymous No.18580279]

It's weed dude, coffee is a must, maybe beer... get roast beef packs and mozzarella bags and make hot subs. They are good as a grand. Fuckin proper meal. Your own cheesesteaks basically

[Anonymous No.18580382]

poop

[Anonymous No.18580656]

been smoking for a decade, bought an oz a month consistently. I rip about 3 bong packs before I feel good

[Anonymous No.18581400]

>>18572468
I started with weed in 2017 (I dry herb vape) and quit every other year as an experiment. On the off years I go back to being as depressed as I was before I started and do half as much compared to the on years.
Honestly weed is barely any different than tweaking on amphetamine. It gives people the drive to do things.
I still lift and have a normal life in either case, it's just that without weed I tend to take longer to wake up, tend to lay in bed, waste time getting things started. It all just adds up into a less productive year.
I'll continue with the experiment but weed is overall positive for me.

[Anonymous No.18581406]

>>18572694
Causes schizophrenia.

[Anonymous No.18581408]

>>18581406
Can be avoided with magnesium and iodine.

[Anonymous No.18581412]

>>18572694
I don't want be cucked by my weed vendor, enjoy that cuckold

[Anonymous No.18581417]

>>18581406
Psychotomimetic is the word. It also seems to be related to age, those who start in their twenties are more often fine. It also depends on the cannabis, since the only psychotomimetic drug in cannabis is THC - the rest are antipsychotic. But, of course, most cannabis is artificially selected to have higher amounts of thc.

Compared to other drugs cannabis is safe, and even safer the later you start. As far as schizophrenia goes - that's a diagnosis of exclusion, so only once psychotomimetic drugs have been ruled out can one meet diagnostic criteria for positive symptoms.

Faggot.

[Anonymous No.18581426]

>>18566747
>nothing that has to be cooked
>cooking board
why? cooking high af is really funny,anyway,anything literally anything tastes good high,also why a plant scares all this faggots itt? kek

[Anonymous No.18581432]

>>18581417
Cannabis has the highest conversion rate to schizophrenia of any substance, including opioids. One-in-20 daily cannabis users will develop schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.18581433]

>>18581432
Majority of schizos smoke cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.18581434]

>>18581417
How old are you? 19?

[Anonymous No.18581435]

>>18581433
Because it helps alleviate symptoms.

[Anonymous No.18581439]

You can get 1/4lb of cbd bud for $20, currently vaping it in my SSV.
https://cbdhemp.direct/collections/cbd-delta-8-delta-10-thc-flower-sale

[Anonymous No.18581443]

>>18581432
and? why do you even care if you don't even smoke? fag
>>18581434
that anon is completely right right right and you don't have any arguments to prove him wrong

[Anonymous No.18581448]

>>18581435
Or maybe because they're taking antipsychotics?

[Anonymous No.18581452]

>>18581435
I believe that cigarettes are a treatment for schizophrenia medically as much as the science/medicine saying THC causes schizophrenia.
Epsom salt has been used as a magnesium supplement since the middle ages and it's in every grocery store. Maybe it's time for it to be used again.

[Anonymous No.18581460]

You smoke and drink because you’re too weak to fix the things that you think are wrong with yourself and you blame everyone else for your problems. You probably break promises too.

[Anonymous No.18581468]

Why are pot smokers such retards?

[Anonymous No.18581478]

>>18581468
Giving the average retard Adderall doesn't make them smarter, it just makes them retarded more rapidly.
Stimulants and weed should require an IQ test even more so now during the Adderal shortage because it should go to coders/mathematicians and everyone else doing boring mentally intensive work, not elementary schoolers, faggots, street tweakers, liberal arts students and other societal undesirables who couldn't pass a voter literacy test.

[Anonymous No.18581520]

>>18568000
The penus pump
Penis pimp

[Anonymous No.18581578]

All the people itt trying to justify their addiction in the most bizarre ways... It's just the plant talking. These people are like zombies, they don't have free will. Their brain has been literally rewired to try and find reasons to keep smoking.

[Anonymous No.18581599]

>>18566774
I made this sandwich with hawaiian bagels toasted, buttered with chicken cranberry pecan salad, with 4-8 mozz sticks in the middle.

then I hide in the spare bedroom with a fan against the door gap (to make a positive pressure room to suck the smoke out the window) when my kid goes to sleep and get high with a can of diet mt dew while watching Old Top Gear UK from the Jeremy+Richard+James days.

[Anonymous No.18581639]

>go for scenic walk to weed store
>get the goods
>sit on a bench on the river and spark up a hog's leg
>watch the falling leaves drift down the river
>pick up a burrito on the way home
my weekly ritual. pure fuckin bliss

[Anonymous No.18581690]

>>18581599
Poor kid.
>My dad use to smoke weed in the spare bedroom, trying to hide the smell with a small fan, thinking we didn't notice.

[Anonymous No.18581759]

>>18581578
Proof you can be a schizo without smoking weed.

[Anonymous No.18581789]

>>18581639
>eat gummy towards end of shift
>put my earbuds in and find 'that' playlist
>get everything closed up and stocked
>grab pizza pocket and tea at gas station
>ride the bypass with my windows down as the effects kick in
>no one around
it's always a guilty pleasure of mine but lately we've had a sudden and insane rise in bright led headlights, like, within half a year more than half the cars on the road at night now have them at all points in town and it's a real anxiety kick.
>tfw no gas station food kino general

[Anonymous No.18581845]

I don’t smoke weed much anymore because it makes me feel crazy most of the time but years ago I was stoned and had an Oreo Klondike bar, it was magnificent. Every bite was pure orgasmic bliss, I still think about it sometimes. I had another one right after.

[Anonymous No.18581854]

>>18581845
>because it makes me feel crazy most of the time
iktf
Welp at least we're saving a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.18581944]

>>18581845
>>18581854
same bwos. The first two years of smoking were the chillest of my life. Then it started to make me more and more anxious. Then toxic psychosis happened.
I tried to smoke again for the first time in 15 years recently, still made me paranoid as fuck.
I miss those first two years so much... why did I grow into such a little bitch

[Anonymous No.18582216]

>>18581578
it's fun
it makes my brain work differently and i enjoy that novelty
i don't need more justification than that

[Anonymous No.18582376]

I'm starting to kind of get embarrassed because I've smoked so much that I'm fucking everyday conversations up. I'm fully aware of what smoking wed every day does but I've just got so much shit going on otherwise for the next few months that I'd prefer this to clawing up a wall or doing something really stupid. I'm at least almost fully switched to edibles instead of smoking, though, so at least that's a benefit?

[Anonymous No.18582397]

>>18581412
>he doesn't grow his own

[Anonymous No.18582498]

my favorite weedsnacks:

- fresh fruit (watermelon and grapes are my favorite, pineapple and honeydew melon are up there too but any fruit you like is good)
- trail mix with nice dark chocolate chunks
- peanut butter + honey sandwiches
- chex mix

anything sweet and/or salty really

[Anonymous No.18582508]

>>18580656
an ounce a month isn't that much. less than a gram a day. tho with modern cultivated high-THC weed i suppose that's plenty to keep you high most of the time.

[Anonymous No.18582535]

>>18581432
Correlation =/= causation.

How do we know that 1/20 person wasn't predisposed to schizophrenia? How was this study conducted? How many were actually studied? Was it literally one person in twenty?

[Anonymous No.18583518]

>>18566747
For me, it's hard liquor and cigarettes. The perfect side for bong rips. Alcohol has lots of calories too. You'd be amazed at how little money you have to waste on food if you're drinking all day.

[Anonymous No.18584923]

ain't no other scran it's true
ain't no other scran but poo

[Anonymous No.18584955]

>>18583518
that gets old fast drinking liquor and smoking cigs everyday, comes to a point when you can hardly taste anything after a heavy drinking session so you have to quit for a week. Cigs are only worth smoking like 2-3 a day at the most.

[Anonymous No.18585329]

>>18566763
with jalapeno ranch