/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18559201]

What do you think of school lunch pizza?

[Anonymous No.18559205]

Better than most of the goyslop you people eat

[Anonymous No.18559223]

>>18559201
You Americans don't know how good you have it. Imagine living in Germany, where pizza nowadays is exclusively made by Turkish or Kurdish muslim immigrants who refuse to touch pork and where ham and bacon are made of rubber-like low-quality turkey and where a mystery-meat something called sucuk replaced all salami and peperoni.

[Anonymous No.18559247]

>>18559223
Since when is Germany Muslim? Can't you find some solution to maintaining your ethnic authenticity?

[Anonymous No.18559252]

>>18559201
It's sure as heck a few steps up from sbarro tourist times square level shit that even pigeons wont touch

[Anonymous No.18559266]

>>18559223
We know and stop being a pretentious cunt

[Anonymous No.18559269]

>>18559247
Since they went hypocrite with the fake guilt after WW II

[Anonymous No.18559296]

>>18559201
proof that it is hard to fuck up pizza

[Anonymous No.18559298]

>>18559223
>yeah i know its a thread about cafeteria pizza but did (You) know i hate niggers?

[Anonymous No.18559319]

>>18559269
Fuck off. It was the Americans who forced us to take all the muslims. And now pizza is ruined forever. Pasta too btw.

[Anonymous No.18559322]

>>18559298
At least black people know how to cook.

[Anonymous No.18559323]

>>18559201
you know when you walk up she's like "hey baby :D"

i love her to death

[Anonymous No.18559324]

>>18559319
Boo fucking hoo faggot
You know what you have to do but you don't have the balls to do it. Enjoy eating shitty pizza while a mudslime is ballsdeep inside your daughter.

[Anonymous No.18559328]

>>18559324
Where did the black school pizza lady touch you anon

[Anonymous No.18559330]

>>18559328
Anon I wasn't referring to the black school pizza lady...

[Anonymous No.18559374]

>>18559223
>Imagine living in Germany

in 1933?

[Anonymous No.18559562]

>>18559201
Would smash

[non No.18560031]

>>18559201
the crust should never be burned. although i like pizza these days, i didn't like pizza very much when i was young despite it being served to us once a week at school as a special lunch.

[Anonymous No.18560100]

>>18560031
If you didn't get pizza & fries 3 times a week in public school, you're an oldfag in spitting distance of 50.

[Anonymous No.18560108]

>>18559201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mzNZIKV-Qs

[Anonymous No.18560114]

>>18559201
Goddamn, I hate nostalgia and being hungry. I can taste that dry pizza already, and I'd eat that whole tray right now, and not regret it

[Anonymous No.18560373]

>>18560100
Fatty

[Anonymous No.18560449]

>>18559201
God damn those were so good

[Anonymous No.18561019]

>>18559223
Arab food is based

[Anonymous No.18561049]

>>18561019
Sure, but Arabs larping as a Italians serving you a muslim Carbonara with glued-together turkey ham instead of bacon, or pizza with mystery-meat sucuk instead of salami/peperoni isn't.

[Anonymous No.18561075]

>>18559201
HELL YEAH BOYS ITS PIZZA DAY AND MAYBEL MADE A WHOLE RACK OF SAUSAGE FOR US

(everyone goes up and grabs two slices of square sausage pizza)

the nasty day was the next day when it was sloppy joes day and they had reheated pizza as a side.

[Anonymous No.18561181]

>>18559374
2008 was bad enough, I'm not entertaining another depression

[Anonymous No.18561194]

>>18559201
The breakfast 'za in picrel goes absolutely fucking stupid, but they only gave me that in elementary school. I miss those things. At my high school they had pizza available every day for lunch but it was trash

[Anonymous No.18561203]

>>18561194
pizza every day? wtf how is that legal?

[Anonymous No.18561206]

>>18559223
Döner is 1000x times superior to gay pizza anyway.

[Anonymous No.18561349]

>>18561203
It wasn't the only thing, there was just one spot in the line that always had pizza

[Anonymous No.18561473]

>>18559266
>pretentious
i dont think you know what that word means

[Anonymous No.18563025]

>>18559201
It's so gross hahah lol
>Proceeds to devour it like it'll be my last meal

[Anonymous No.18563082]

>>18563025
Brutal honesty right here
This is exactly how it went back then

[Anonymous No.18563623]

>>18559201
Typically the solid back up choice if the main lunch sucks.

[Anonymous No.18563626]

>>18563025
based latchkey kid

[Anonymous No.18564430]

AHHH I WANT TO GO BACK TO BACK IN TIME AND UNDO THE FUTURE

[Anonymous No.18564491]

>>18563082
We called it goulash and it was fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.18564519]

>>18563025
lmao

[Anonymous No.18564530]

>>18559201
They would sell microwaves tiny pizzas are school cafe. Godly place.

[Anonymous No.18564546]

>>18559201
They would sell microwaved tiny pizzas at school cafe. Godly place.

[Anonymous No.18564609]

>>18559201
absolutely terrible, i refused school lunch from kindergarten on. my parents packed a lunch or i fasted, they would usually force a peanut butter sandwich on me but after elementary school they let me choose to not eat.

[Anonymous No.18564654]

>>18559201
grim
i could stomach just about any cafeteria food but the 90% dry dough sheet pizza was too much for me

[Anonymous No.18564663]

>>18564609
>>18564654
found the delicate bitch picky eater faggots

[Anonymous No.18564678]

>>18559201
Good

[Anonymous No.18564700]

>>18559201
Mine looked pretty much exactly like that. There were two types of people. The people who ate the pizza every single day, (Which oddly enough consisted of a lot of the more popular people). And the intellectual chads who varied their menu.

[Anonymous No.18564707]

>>18559252
Don't even pretend that Sbarro isn't leagues beyond school pizza.

[Anonymous No.18564708]

>>18564700
It was always cheese pizza where I went to school

[Anonymous No.18564713]

>>18564707
Nope

[Anonymous No.18566393]

>>18559252
Sbarro was the best place to eat at the local mall in bumfuck, 2005

[Anonymous No.18566409]

I liked the breakfast pizza.
But never cared for the regular and would always try to get something else unless I somehow hated the alternatives more.

[Anonymous No.18566416]

>>18566409
So in other words you're a pussy.

[Anonymous No.18566782]

'mexican pizza' day was the best

[Anonymous No.18566829]

>>18559223
Why do you lie?

[Anonymous No.18566847]

>>18559201
better than our school lunch
we only got plain bread

[Anonymous No.18566852]

french bread pizza was the best (not bad) all other were horrible and terrible

[Anonymous No.18566887]

>>18566847
Well, at least that looks like normal bread. I remember kids in school used to mold our bread rolls into balls like it was Playdoh.

[Anonymous No.18567105]

>>18559201
I always put mustard on school cafeteria pizza, just to make it taste like something at all. Utterly bland otherwise.

[Anonymous No.18567110]

>>18560114
The ones i had in school were always a bity on the soggy side. I'd still eat it there's just something about it that while not great that i remember and when I do I want a slice.

[Anonymous No.18567341]

>>18559223
Why don’t you start killing them, then? Why are you bitching about it online?

[Anonymous No.18567352]

>>18559223
As an American I assure you that the chain-smoking obese highschool dropout that makes our school pizza isn't doing a better job

[Anonymous No.18567365]

>>18559223
>sucuk

[Anonymous No.18567371]

>>18559223
Ham and bacon aren't worth saving, but don't you have plenty of sausage types you can put on your pizza in ethnic german cuisine?

[Anonymous No.18567373]

they were ok, but far inferior to school lunch chalupas

[Anonymous No.18567376]

>>18559201
Its Pizza Day bitches!
School was good times

[Anonymous No.18567382]

>>18559223
>Imagine living in Germany, where pizza nowadays is exclusively made by Turkish or Kurdish muslim immigrants who refuse to touch pork and where ham and bacon are made of rubber-like low-quality turkey and where a mystery-meat something called sucuk replaced all salami and peperoni.
Most major German cities have first generation Italian immigrants making pizza, but even so from my experience Muslim-run pizza places have zero qualms putting proper ham and bacon on pizza for the kaffirs.

[Anonymous No.18567388]

Once, anons, once, my school served Stromboli. Not reheated or cooked from frozen, but honest to god scratch made Stromboli, I think I have the pdf of the gov's recipe somewhere, although the proportions are for, like, 45 people.
only had it once, and I remember it to this day. That shit was the fucking bomb, and I'll never forget it.

[Anonymous No.18567445]

>>18567373
Those weren't a thing. Unless you took classes at taco bell for some reason.

[Anonymous No.18567581]

>>18567445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lHgbbM9pu4

[Anonymous No.18567582]

>>18559201
My highschool had this circular pizza. On the outer layer was crust and on the inside was one of the best fucking pizzas I ever had. I would go to school just for the pizza. (spicy chicken paddy wasn't bad either)

[Anonymous No.18567607]

I loved the ones that came in the Garfield box but I cant fucking find them and hardly anyone remembers them

[Anonymous No.18567622]

>>18567607
Those boxes didn't exist.

You fixated on a Garfield stuffed animal in your bedroom during the years of childhood abuse, and eventually began to see Garfield everywhere as your mind desperately tried to salvage some semblance of sanity. For example, watch this new Markiplier video and tell us what you see:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk

[Anonymous No.18567643]

>>18567581
Looking forward to the sequel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM

[Anonymous No.18567663]

>>18567622
Tha- thats not markiplier...

[Anonymous No.18567670]

>>18564609
You're so fucking gay

[Anonymous No.18567707]

>>18559223
Which shithole city do you live in? I just checked first place in the delivery app which is obviously immigrant owned. Sucuk is distinct from salami and peperoni as seen here

[Anonymous No.18567865]

>>18559201
Grab a fruit baby

[Anonymous No.18567886]

>>18566782
Came in to post this shit.
It really was the fucking best right there.

[Anonymous No.18568266]

for me, it was nachos day

[Anonymous No.18568322]

Did anyone else's school stop serving sloppy joes? what the fuck happened?

[Anonymous No.18568330]

Considering I grew up in an absolute shithole rustbelt city that had nothing going for it, friday pizza was the best thing going for us kids back then. So yes i loved it.

[Anonymous No.18568344]

I liked it when the lunch ladies would sneak some off the school board meals onto the menu.
My middle school had these glorious bitches who would sneak shit like beef stew and rice with corn bread and some of the kids would be like confused because they've never had corn bread then be convert. n
They'd turn left over chicken patties, spaghetti sauce, and make chicken parm.
And may god bless the women who would give kids who were disappointed with their portions a little extra.
They'd notice you were eyeballing that mac and cheese and hit you with another spoonful.

[Anonymous No.18569146]

>>18559201
we were served the exact kind in Op's pic. It kicked ass. Best thing to eat at school lunch.

[Anonymous No.18569179]

>>18559201
Pretty good. I could go for a breadtangle of pizza right now.

[Anonymous No.18569268]

>>18559201
>his school just gave him food
So you don't have to pay? How does this work?

[Anonymous No.18569273]

>>18568330
>mfw grew up in bumfuck rural nowhere and one of the lunch ladies came to my class to bitch me out in person for "ordering seven lunches" and she and I had a screaming match because YOU MAKE THAT SHIT NOBODY EATS WHEN ALL WE WANT IS THE PIZZA and coach made me run like twenty gassers for cussing out the lunch lady
Bitch stopped having other shit on pizza friday, though. Totally worth it.

[Anonymous No.18569296]

>>18561203
My high school had cheeseburgers available everyday and I ate it for 2 weeks until I felt my heart actually start hurting kek so I stopped.

[Anonymous No.18569326]

>>18569273
I bet everyone remember that shit to this day.

[Anonymous No.18569628]

>>18569268
you take it from your fellow schoolmates' parents' wallets after every paycheck. you even pay it on your local utilities bill from internet to gas. it's the gas that goes in the cars too. either be a part of your society or fuck off and stop voting in sort of economics that favor harsh truths and ignore cold realities that can brushed under the rug for your enemies.
schools don't use processed fats.

[Anonymous No.18569642]

>>18559201
pic related was my reason for getting out of bed on tuesdays

[Anonymous No.18569743]

>>18569642
deja vu

[Anonymous No.18569747]

GUYS GUYS GUYS where can i get these pizzas with the little pepperoni cubes?

[Anonymous No.18569784]

>>18559201
There was one of these across the street from where I live but they went out of business a few years ago. I remember getting off of work back when I used to rebuild machine parts (very labor intensive) and literally eat like half of one of these.

[Anonymous No.18569788]

they always had huge thick tomato slices, I hated those

[Anonymous No.18569791]

>>18569747
It's called commodity pizza and Schwan's makes it under the Tony's brand. You can buy it by the case at GFS

[Anonymous No.18569792]

>>18559201
I loved it.
We always also had corn on that day, and at some point I started putting all my corn on the pizza and rolling it up. Sometimes I'll get those small Totino's pizzas and do the same thing.

[Anonymous No.18569825]

>>18559223
this is actually a non-problem
kebab pizza is based
also there is salami made from beef which tastes literally better for pizza

[Anonymous No.18570073]

>>18569792
It's just missing canned peaches and chocolate milk

[Anonymous No.18570160]

>>18559319
>Americans force Germ-many to take Allahu Cockblocks
Huh?
I thought it was because a white woman (Merkel) decided it would be a good idea to let a bunch of backwards, terrorist cultured people into Yurop because
>nein, nein, nein, vë ahr noht ze nazis, kohm ohn inn, refügiez - vë lofhe die kolor awf braun !!
and then made it to where any other foreign leader in neighboring states would look like they were beaten by a girl in the philanthropic pr sector.

[Anonymous No.18570168]

>>18559201
My highschool had a cafeteria, but instead I would walk 3 blocks to a nearby mall and buy food at the Safeway or at the food court. I never once bought food from the school.

In hindsight this was probably an extremely autistic thing to do.

[Anonymous No.18570171]

>>18559223
When I use to work at papa
John's I would put bacon grease on assholes pizza who asked us to clean the cutter first cause they were muslim

[Anonymous No.18570185]

>>18561203
Heh, I remember in middle school, they had a la carte stands, and they'd get items delivered from Pizza Hut.

Ate that every day, and became a fat fuck.

Got to a point where one day during track exercise in p.e., my brain was signalling for my legs to run, but they wouldn't respond.
Had to explain to the coach that my legs couldn't run, so I walked the mile while everyone else got to go enjoy free day.

Felt disgusted with myself, and decided to get in shape by playing fútbol every day out in the sun.

[Anonymous No.18570197]

>>18559201
I work at a school and the cafeteria has a couple variations of pizza
>triangle slices
My favorite, I’ll get it once in a while when I’m craving pizza.
>french bread pizza
I’ll eat it if it’s free and I’m really hungry, would pass otherwise.
>pizza tart/mini pie thing
Didn’t try these but a bunch got left in the staff fridge for a few days and I threw them out after no one ate them. They didn’t look very good.

[Anonymous No.18570201]

>>18570171
Kek, fuck the people who cite schizophrenic principles as their reasoning for being a pain in the ass about food.

The only legitimate, humanitarian concern is if someone is allergic to something, and it isn't entirely obtuse.

example
>be celiac
>go to pizza parlor

[Anonymous No.18570297]

>>18570171
>When I use to work at papa
>John's I would put bacon grease on assholes pizza who asked us to clean the cutter first cause they were muslim
I actually love bacon grease. If I lie and tell Papa John's that I'm a Jew will they put plenty of grease on my pizza? :)

[Anonymous No.18570425]

>>18561075
>leaving any pizza uneaten for tomorrow
your fault, dumbass