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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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These are the worst eggs I ever made

>> No.18552640

>>18552638
What the fuck did you do

>> No.18552647

you were supposed to use rice

>> No.18552648

why did you do it

>> No.18552650

>>18552638
They are about to give birth

>> No.18552654
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18552654

Kek that looks like what happened to me when I tried to "velvet" my chicken. What a fucking bullshit technique lmao

>> No.18552656

I eat scrambled microwaved eggs everyday for the past 2 years.

>> No.18552659

>>18552656
You don't have to live like this.

>> No.18552660

>>18552638
The eggs hide unspeakable evil inside, the yolk is their seal.

>> No.18552664
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>>18552656

>> No.18552679

>>18552638
looks like the fucking demon core

>> No.18552712

>>18552638

John Carpenter's The Thing has nothing on this disaster

>> No.18552715

>>18552638
>3042x2281
>still blurrier than a pic taken with a 2003 camera phone

>> No.18552759
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did you photoshop this middle egg into the photo? i don't understand

>> No.18552762

>>18552654
what the fuck did you do nigger

>> No.18552903

>>18552638
you're supposed to take the plastic off the eggs before putting them in the pan

>> No.18552953

>>18552638
no
that would be your worst photo, however

>> No.18552959

>>18552759
Te surroundin es must ave formed an airtit seal wic formed a ue bubble in te center.

Two of my keyboard keys dont work, opefully you can still read tis messae.

>> No.18552960

>>18552715
>>18552759
I took the picture with my phone, didn't photoshop. It literally just looks like that.

>> No.18552969

>>18552759
The egg fucking swole up like a cancerous growth.

>> No.18552982

>>18552959
>when the wad of spunk lands between g and h

>> No.18552985
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>>18552638
>Be me
>Living in Japan
>Visit a friend
>He is cooking eggs
>Look at the frying pan
>See this swolen monstrosity
>Ask my friend wtf did he do
>He says nothing
>Poke the bulbous tumor with a fork
>The pressure of hot air and cooking oil unleashes and levels the city flat
>Everyone covered in burns from the oil
>Mfw the government thinks Americans did it
>Mfw they surrender thinking it was an atom bomb
Forgot to mention I live in Hiroshima and its 1945

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>>18552985
MY FUCKING SIDES

>> No.18553006
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>>18552985
>"I am have become OP, the destroyer of eggs."

>> No.18553009

>>18552959
bro a logitech office keyboard is like $10

>> No.18553015
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>>18552638
Finnish style

>> No.18553048
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>>18552985
>1st millisecond of a nuclear explosion

>> No.18553069

>>18553048
That actually was my first thought as well but I was too lazy to find the pic.

>> No.18553090

>>18553015
More like salmonella style. That man is eating varely heated eggs. He didn't even get everything out of the pot.

>> No.18553115

>>18552638
lovecraftian eggs

>> No.18553119

>>18552638
Yes, the old baking soda mixed in the egg whites trick

>> No.18553121

>>18552654
That's ricotta you aren't going to trick me

>> No.18553187

>>18552638
The incompetence of OP mangles the eggs

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>>18553015

>> No.18553359

>>18553090
>what is sesasoning?

>> No.18553360
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>>18552638

>> No.18553361

>>18552638
Well maybe? I can't really see anything, perhaps it's just me though regarding the other replies.

>> No.18553445

>>18553015
Yeah, they did need to be finished

>> No.18553544

>>18553361
>Doesn't notice the fucking eggs being shaped like a hill
I know OP's camera fucking sucks but REALLY?

>> No.18553545

>>18552638
Are you the same guy that made that horrible loaf of bread a while back?

>> No.18553566

>>18553545
No. Never tried making bread.

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>>18553015
Kek you're fucking useless.

>> No.18553573

>>18553545
Yes, that's me.

>> No.18553574

>>18553545
I'm not sure, that may have been me.

>> No.18553579

>>18553545
I am in a hyperposition of both having made the bread and not having made it.

>> No.18553582

This is the most kek thread I have ever had the pleasure of lurking in.

>> No.18553583

>>18553582
First day on /ck/, champ?

>> No.18554214

>>18553359
I don't know

>> No.18554302
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>>18552985
You monster

>> No.18554312

>>18552638
The pan doesn't cook the egg

>> No.18554316

>>18553015
Looks like the average /fit/lard attempting to cook.

>> No.18554325

>>18553583
>t. discovered 4channel in june

>> No.18554629

>>18554325
June of last year*

>> No.18554659

>>18552640
They covered them to cook the white on top.
It's really an issue with the moisture having no where to go and sweating the eggs.

>> No.18554976

>>18554302
>another scorcher