/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18550868]

Toasters are a fucking scam
>put bread on dry skillet
>it’s toasted
wow

[Anonymous No.18550873]

>>18550868
you are brain-dead and likely an ass fetishist

[Anonymous No.18550877]

>>18550873
american detected
>duhh how i make toast without toaster

[Anonymous No.18550880]

>>18550877
It's convenient if you don't want to keep an eye on the bread, incel retard

[Anonymous No.18550894]

Toilet paper's a fucking scam
>rince ass off in shower.
>it's clean
wow

[Anonymous No.18550897]

I don't care for dedicated toasters, but toaster ovens are the shit. Need to cook something small and don't want to heat up the big oven? Toaster oven. Need 6 slices of toast ready at the same time for breakfast sandwiches for me and my kids? Toaster oven. Want to quickly and easily toast a roll or something else oddly shaped? Toaster oven.

[Anonymous No.18550903]

>>18550897
stop asking yourself questions and answering them

[Anonymous No.18550905]

>>18550880
if you spend every waking moment glued to reality tv and fast food ads i guess it is inconvenient having to watch a piece of bread for 30 seconds

[Anonymous No.18550910]

>>18550868
Simple and convenient plus they’re cheap as shit and are tempting when depressed. Just staring at me. It knows. And I know it knows that I know. Soon.

[Anonymous No.18550911]

>>18550905
you can also make a cup of coffee or do other things you need to while the toast is in the oven, moron. Would absolutely love to beat the ever-living shit out of you

[Anonymous No.18550918]

>>18550911
you can do those same things while toasting a piece of bread on the stove

[Anonymous No.18550919]

>>18550910
Lots of times the circuit breaker trips before you get anything worse than a shitload of pain and permanent burns.

[Anonymous No.18550922]

>>18550919
Don’t ruin this for me it’s the only thing keeping me going knowing that I have an out

[Anonymous No.18550926]

>>18550918
yeah, but then you'd need to keep an eye on it. Are you dense?

[Anonymous No.18550928]

>>18550922
You can try binding the circuit breaker with duct tape or something.

[Anonymous No.18550933]

>>18550926
when you make something on a skillet do you literally stand there staring at it the entire time it’s cooking

[Anonymous No.18550938]

>>18550933
>keep an eye on =//= standing glued to the stove

[Anonymous No.18550942]

>>18550868
Bread heated via conducted heat is so different from bread toasted with radiant heat that I wouldn't even consider it toast. That said, putting it in the grill does the job just as well so I don't own a toaster.

[Anonymous No.18550948]

>>18550868
I toast my bread in the oven because I don't want to spend $20 on a toaster. Is toasting it in a skillet better?

[Anonymous No.18550949]

>>18550942
this is a good argument
>>18550938
this is an american sharting in rage

[Anonymous No.18551423]

>>18550949
This is you projecting your bizarre obsession on strangers

[Anonymous No.18551434]

>>18550897
based toaster oven chad

[Anonymous No.18551502]

>>18550926
no you don't. do you not have a nose? or is it stuffed with your boyfriend's shit?

[Anonymous No.18551608]

>>18551502
based
>>18551423
you live in a state like Missouri or Oklahoma. just admit it

[Anonymous No.18551704]

>>18550868
>why would I free up a pan for a different task when I can instead tie up a quarter of my stovetop to crisp bread

[Anonymous No.18551760]

Living out your life and finding pleasure in whatever stupid little things you find fulfilling for the next 60 years is a scam.
>put gun in mouth
>pull trigger
>it's toasted
wow

[Anonymous No.18552667]

>>18551760
I tried this and got brain damage wtf

[Anonymous No.18553978]

>>18550897
Doesn't it use way more energy than a regular toaster

[Anonymous No.18554078]

>>18550894
Unironically agreed, its substantially more sanitary

[Anonymous No.18554120]

I will spend $400 on a two slice toaster handbuilt in england and I will be happy.

[Anonymous No.18554273]

>>18550868
Indeed, toasters and air friyers are a scam. That's why you get a mini convection oven which can toast and "air fry" + everything else a oven can do.

[Anonymous No.18554282]

>>18550897
Want to kill yourself in the bath? Toaster oven.

[Anonymous No.18554293]

>>18550868
>eating sliced white bread

[Anonymous No.18555883]

People will brag about spending $1000 on a rice unitasker and then make a post on /ck/ shitting on toasters

[Anonymous No.18556258]

>>18550894
>americans think smearing shit around their asshole with dry paper is more hygienic than blasting it with water

[Anonymous No.18556259]

>>18550877
its convenient and doesnt waste as much energy, time and money you tard

[Anonymous No.18556444]

>>18555883
toasters dont even make good toast.
rice cookers make rice better than you could in a pot with less effort

[Anonymous No.18556451]

>>18556444
>boil water
>add rice
>cover and wait
wow so hard i need a big ass expensive appliance because i'm too retarted to comprehend a pot

[Anonymous No.18556648]

>>18556259
this. >uses 50x the energy and takes 10 times as long
toast was traditionally prepared on an open flame. a pan on a stove is not even the same type of heat.

[Anonymous No.18556656]

>>18550928
Breakers are designed to trip even if something is holding the switch in place, you'd have to completely bypass the breaker with a solid wire.

[Anonymous No.18556673]

>>18554282
lel

[Anonymous No.18556709]

>>18554273
no, I refuse to not fill my counters up with semi-useful/useless appliances...

[Anonymous No.18556713]

>>18556451
i can make shit tons more rice in less time in the oven... why have/buy an rice-cucker? like ever?

[Anonymous No.18558172]

>>18554273
based

>>18556444
i refuse to use electricity to boil water, i have a gas stove. rice cooks so fast

[Anonymous No.18559085]

>wake up
>scratch my balls
>stretch
> waddle into the kitchen
>turn on burner
>grab stick of butter out of the oven
>grab knife
>cut off knob of butter and toss it in the pan
>stick butter back in the fridge
>grab slice of bread
> toss in now melted butter
>look back in fridge
>think about life and all the missed opportunities
>close fridge and turn around
>bread is now toasted and buttered
>take bread out of pan
>eat
Woah so difficult I can't believe I had to watch the bread for so long like half my day is now gone. Fuck this shit I'm getting in my car and driving down to costco right now to buy an industrial sized 20 slice toaster. No longer will I be beholden to the whims of the toast. Now I will be the master.

[Anonymous No.18559135]

>>18559085
>cut off knob of butter and toss it in the pan
just mash the butter on the pan chud

[Anonymous No.18559142]

>>18550868
what's the difference between a skillet and a pan?

[Anonymous No.18559182]

>>18556258
Yeah. Absorbing moisture does way more for inhibiting bacteria growth than introducing mousture does.

[non No.18560082]

>>18550868
yeah very good point.

[Anonymous No.18560161]

>>18550868
Not as fast. And you could be cooking something else in that skillet while making the toast in the toaster. Pan-fried toast is a million times better than toaster toast, though.