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18543836 No.18543836 [Reply] [Original]

what should I eat to poop real good and get a flat stomach?

>> No.18543842

less cum. you’re overdoing it now. you probably have some dribbling down your chin at this very moment. i know you can’t ever stop, so just try to reduce your intake to 5 loads a day

>> No.18543843

Mineral oil.

>> No.18543846

>>18543836
I could eat anything and always take my daily shit at 10am on the dot, but since I've quit smoking, I've blown the fuck up and am constipated all the time. I miss regular shits. It's insane how much regular bowel movements contribute to a feeling of mental and physical well-being

>> No.18543853

>>18543836
ashes

>> No.18543854

>>18543843
mineral oil? isnt that what ladies put on their skin

>> No.18543871

>>18543836
Lactase enzyme.

>> No.18543883
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18543883

>>18543836
Atkins bars and Quest cookies.

>> No.18544658

>>18543836
Leafy greens

>> No.18544760

>>18544658
This imo.
>>18543883
Not this imo. I ahve no like, political problem with sugar alcohols, but they give me bubbleguts which is not a recipe for top logs.

>> No.18544782

>>18543854
Itll give you diarrhea with enough of it, lmao

>> No.18544785

>>18543836
almost any green vegetable in large quantity

>> No.18545624

>>18543836
>Plums
They just work, don't ask me why. Dried plums are better because you can more easily eat more.
>Lentils and Peas
Phenomenal amounts of fibre, and you can eat them as a filler in lieu of wheat/rice/potatoes

>> No.18545823

>>18543836
I just drank a shit ton of coffee and took 7 shits in a row..

>> No.18545886

>>18543836
Psyllium husk. People say it's lifechanging.

>> No.18546528

just eat a well balanced diet of carbs fats and proteins. make sure to eat ur veggies and don't overdo it on the fiber

>> No.18546533

There's no singular ideal diet and based on your ancestry the suggestions usually given could produce the opposite result