Accidently bought a bottle of this stuff thinking it was literally "just egg" ready to be poured into the frying pan or used for baking. Isn't this false advertising? Margarine isn't allowed to have "just butter" and then in small text have "flavoured spread" below it.

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Anonymous Mon Oct 31 19:12:56 2022 No.18528368 [Reply] [Original]

Accidently bought a bottle of this stuff thinking it was literally "just egg" ready to be poured into the frying pan or used for baking.
Isn't this false advertising?
Margarine isn't allowed to have "just butter" and then in small text have "flavoured spread" below it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 19:13:58 2022 No.18528373 File: 107 KB, 600x600, 1649454767987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18528368 they mean JUST like in the just fuck my shit up sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 19:15:41 2022 No.18528386 >>18528368 American meat and eggs lie or heavily exaggerate their organic grassfed labels all the time. Maybe actually read the ingredients list next time instead of eating sl*p

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 19:17:06 2022 No.18528391 should be illegal. they only make money from trickery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 19:44:29 2022 No.18528462 Based You should enjoy it because it's healthier than chicken periods. Only ketofats will argue this

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 20:10:39 2022 No.18528521 >>18528368 just adjective 1. based on or behaving according to what is morally right and fair

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 22:21:29 2022 No.18528823 >>18528368 Does it taste like egg? I bet it tastes like shit Ingredients definitely contain sneed oils

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 23:24:47 2022 No.18528989 >>18528368 Figures. If cracking an egg is too hard for you, I wouldn't expect reading comprehension to be your strong suit either

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 31 23:27:33 2022 No.18528997 >>18528368 I'm generally okay with things like "oat milk" and "chicken wyngz*" but just egg has always seemed blatantly deceptive to me. Should have to call it it "just soy egg" or "just yggz"

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 00:01:43 2022 No.18529079 >>18528823 >Does it taste like egg Not really, no. It tastes like what it is: mung beans.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 00:34:56 2022 No.18529162 >>18528521 Lmao look at you learning the only language that matters

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 05:35:16 2022 No.18529845 File: 31 KB, 600x450, 1df.jpg_large (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18528368 >egg (egg free)

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 05:40:40 2022 No.18529860 >>18528521 Based on what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 05:43:20 2022 No.18529864 >>18528368 This shit is so fucking repulsive. It reeks and tastes of feet. The smell lingers in your house for hours

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 05:44:17 2022 No.18529867 >>18528373 Based department. NOW.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 05:46:34 2022 No.18529873 >>18528373 lmao.......... only real 4chan oldfag users will get this one....

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 05:49:14 2022 No.18529881 >>18529873 Who else a 2018 oldfag? Back when our meme magic king still ruled the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 06:00:27 2022 No.18529907 File: 39 KB, 560x560, B5uMkkFCQAA9WO7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18528368 JUST

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 06:10:48 2022 No.18529948 >OP literally gets JUSTed

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 07:10:45 2022 No.18530096 >>18528386 Usually I DO read the ingredients but was shopping during my lunch break and they didn't have any of the stuff I usually buy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 08:44:03 2022 No.18530274 File: 88 KB, 400x300, 82739095-A832-4955-BA67-39D69589D20B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18529881

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 09:08:31 2022 No.18530329 File: 1.45 MB, 1220x1263, just really really really really really fucking stupid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18530130 christ almight you weren't joking what a motherfucker to navigate

Anonymous Tue Nov 1 09:10:59 2022 No.18530339

>>18530329
and looking at it, i doubt it tastes like mung beans like the OP said, considering it's a protein isolate. mung bean protein isolate is going to taste like mung beans, in the same way that whey protein isolate is going to taste like milk.
as in, it doesn't.
i would imagine it tastes like not much at all, with a bit from the spices.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 09:38:24 2022 No.18530396 File: 149 KB, 1635x854, Ketoschizo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18528391 >>18528823 >>18528997 >>18529864 samefagging diabetic ketolard, kys

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 09:39:31 2022 No.18530399 You misread the label, it doesn't actually say the word just

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 10:56:58 2022 No.18530512 No one has said anything about the seed oil....

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 11:02:28 2022 No.18530517 mung bean = goyslop

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 11:09:28 2022 No.18530529 >>18530329 >seed oil is the third ingredient Jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 11:14:02 2022 No.18530538 >>18530529 it's the last major ingredient. it could be 2.1% canola oil, or 30% canola oil.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 11:53:20 2022 No.18530601 this stuff looks kind of gross to me but not as gross as someone who buys pre-cracked eggs. why the fuck would you ever think that's a good idea?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 12:06:44 2022 No.18530619 File: 235 KB, 1000x1500, 1644124283445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18528462 >>18528823 Contains soy, sneed oils, sugar, and a bunch of chemical shit you'd have to google. This is the literal definition of goyslop.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 12:23:16 2022 No.18530650 Who the fuck has a problem eating eggs? It's not meat. What's the point of this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 12:25:03 2022 No.18530651 >>18530650 I know vegans who refuse to wear wool because they think shaving sheep is animal abuse. Never underestimate the stupidity of a vegan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 16:56:10 2022 No.18531222 JUST throw that shit away

Anonymous Tue Nov 1 16:58:10 2022 No.18531232

>>18530651
This is why it's very important to mock, belittle, and deride all vegans all the time always. Never tolerate their retardation, never answer with a "oh that's nice" when they tell you about their diet, point your finger at their face and laugh loudly at them. Then call them a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 17:19:16 2022 No.18531302 >>18528368 take a real picture faggot. we all know youre larping

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 17:23:09 2022 No.18531311 They're trying to trick you into being vegan. Like when someone tricks a vegetarian into eating meat as a heckin prank

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 17:23:49 2022 No.18531313 >>18531232 You seem very insecure, anon Hope you find your place in life

Anonymous Tue Nov 1 17:25:25 2022 No.18531318

>>18530651
Shearer's are often very rough with sheep, it can be an abusive act, but it isn't always or even often like that.
The existence of a species reliant on us like that is the real issue and the only solution would be to kill all sheep and breed no more

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 17:31:37 2022 No.18531344 >>18531318 >Shearer's are often very rough with sheep How did you come to this conclusion?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 17:33:55 2022 No.18531350 >>18531344 Not him, but if you've ever listened to shearer's stories you'd think the same.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 18:45:34 2022 No.18531549 >>18531344 Sometimes they strap them to a rack that can rotate in almost any direction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 18:47:17 2022 No.18531556 >>18531350 and you know this...how? Are you a sheep farmer?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 19:08:15 2022 No.18531630 >>18531556 I talk to people. Travel, go to pubs, talk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 19:09:53 2022 No.18531633 >>18531630 You talk to random sheep farmers at pubs? Yeah sure buddy something tells me you're the butthurt vegan spammer of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 21:45:57 2022 No.18532182 >>18528368 It's Egg flavoured J U S T, so, technically, it's legal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 21:51:50 2022 No.18532192 >>18530339 I've had it. It tastes like old glass noodles, aka mung beans.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 21:53:01 2022 No.18532198 >>18530650 You know there are people with egg allergies and intolerances, right? This shit was nasty but I would kill for an egg that doesn't make me shit for hours.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 21:53:24 2022 No.18532199 File: 2.88 MB, 1920x1080, 1665355224048850.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18528462 Mung bean slop in emulsifier is definitely not healthier than a whole egg which is pretty much perfect nutritionally.

Anonymous Tue Nov 1 21:56:25 2022 No.18532210

This kind of branding is illegal in other countries for a reason. Only in burgerland can you call seed oils and water something like "oatmilk" or "almond milk"

This stuff is so heavily processed and carcinogenic that Vegan schizos are the only ones retarded enough to eat this shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 21:57:48 2022 No.18532214 >>18530619 >Sneed oils >Sugar >NATURAL >Natural flavors >Soy lecithin Exact definition of goyslop

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 22:01:35 2022 No.18532232 >>18531633 It's not unusual. It's how you spend the evenings when you're out bush. There isn't much of a nightlife in small towns.

Anonymous Tue Nov 1 22:02:31 2022 No.18532241

>>18532210
It literally had a huge black tag on every bottle that says MADE FROM PLANTS
OP is just fucking retarded

>>18532199
The point isn't to be healthier, the point is to be sort of like egg for people that can't eat eggs. It fails at that, but it's not trying to be healthy

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 22:03:42 2022 No.18532246 >>18531633 nta, but on my farm we strap the ewes to a log and put it on the lathe we shear them at 2000 rpm. no one can match our efficiency

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 1 22:11:17 2022 No.18532268 File: 13 KB, 176x52, 1642858194139.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18528368 I can tell this is an american post, because you think you can sue them for false advertising. Meanwhile, here's your lolsuit being thrown out immediately.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 01:26:32 2022 No.18533044 >>18532268 https://www.retailconsumerproductslaw.com/2021/09/despite-the-pandemic-food-related-false-advertising-lawsuits-continue-to-be-frequent-filers/

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 01:27:32 2022 No.18533047 >>18528368 Just take it back to the shop and say you thought it was egg but it wasn't. Even the the USA, they are forced to take it back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 01:28:16 2022 No.18533053 >>18532268 https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Supreme+Court+rules+against+false+advertising+on+food ...

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 01:39:06 2022 No.18533082 File: 16 KB, 207x211, bleech.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18530329 >tapioca syrup solids and just how is the mung bean protein isolated? extraction into hexane?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 01:41:42 2022 No.18533086 >>18530619 Literally no nutrients.

Anonymous Wed Nov 2 01:58:01 2022 No.18533141
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>>18531318
>the only solution would be to kill all sheep and breed no more

when you boil every vegan down they are nihilistic anti-natalist death cultists like this bent on the destruction of all life on earth, because it's more "humane" than to "allow suffering to exist". you're all like this deep down. you people are fucked in the head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 02:03:44 2022 No.18533157 >>18528368 When something says (((plant-based))) but it doesn't say "vegan" that's a major red flag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 02:06:04 2022 No.18533164 >>18530329 Why is it called "extractives" instead of simply "extract"? What legal loopholes are they exploiting (besides the retarded and misleading label)?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 02:07:58 2022 No.18533168 >>18530619 >made in canada Figures >some seperation is natural But this combination sure isn't

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 02:12:21 2022 No.18533177 >>18531311 Are you people that stupid that you can't read the ingredients list?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 02:12:30 2022 No.18533178 >>18533047 >Even the the USA, they are forced to take it back. You mean I flirt with the sassy black assistant manager for nothing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 02:13:45 2022 No.18533183 >>18531232 I can't tell if you're trolling and it's quite concerning to put it lightly

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 02:17:49 2022 No.18533197 >>18533141 Sounds like you're the one who's fucked in the head just by the insane rants in your post

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 02:20:52 2022 No.18533209 >>18530650 Its chicken embryo so it's basically meat without going into semantics

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 02:28:53 2022 No.18533235 >called just egg >doesn't contain any egg Thankfully I read the ingredients of everything I buy no matter how simple it should be, because I am indeed autistic. These bastards put corn syrup in pickles and even wine for fuck's sake.

Anonymous Wed Nov 2 02:29:19 2022 No.18533236
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>>18528368
>Just egg
>contains no egg
Admittedly I do like that Alex Jones was right about all the freemason illuminati crap in that you have to choose to become livestock. Capitalism allows them to to fulfill their fantasy of killing off retards and the rest of us get to enjoy some semblance of human life while avoiding their tricks. Anyone who rolls with this blatant orwellian nonsense deserves it desu familam.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 02:32:13 2022 No.18533240 >>18533209 >its just like a heckin abortion! Remember, life doesn't start until the baby is born!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 02:32:16 2022 No.18533242 >>18530329 >this stuff >10 ingredients I can barely pronounce >a real egg >ingredients: egg wow so healthy!

Anonymous Wed Nov 2 03:07:46 2022 No.18533358

>>18530329
>1g less protein and 1g more carb compared to real egg
>protein is lacking in essential amino acids
>more than 2x sodium compared to real egg
>seed oil originally used for machining purposes
>0% vitamins and minerals
>additives like meatglue and the shit they put in toothpaste to buff tartar off your teeth

Don't EVER eat this fucking garbage /ck/

What makes me even more angry is your average sub 80 IQ consoomer actually believes this is healthier than real eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 03:17:59 2022 No.18533382 >>18528368 lmfao goy beast moment

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 05:56:32 2022 No.18533859 >>18528368 >just egg >no egg in the product Why are they not sued into oblivion for false advertisement. It can't get any falser than that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 06:00:21 2022 No.18533867 >>18530650 baby male chicks are literally thrown into an giant grinder and hens and kept in battery cages

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 06:02:42 2022 No.18533879 >>18528368 Is any of that vegan crap actually tasty or is it all just tofu with difference textures?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 07:54:27 2022 No.18534145 >>18528368 >Accidently bought a bottle of this stuff thinking it was literally "just egg" ready to be poured into the frying pan or used for baking. I don't believe this for a second

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 08:37:03 2022 No.18534198 >>18533879 If it was tofu it would actually be food

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 08:50:16 2022 No.18534207 >>18530619 LICK IT. LICK IT UP GOY. SLURP SLURP SLURP OHHHH ARENT YOU SO HAPPY TO BE IN A GOYIM PARADISE YUM YUM YUM!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 09:52:44 2022 No.18534276 >>18528368 It's illegal in my country. No vegan "meat", can have the word meat in them, we even go as far as having peanut butter be peanut cream.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 09:56:22 2022 No.18534279 >>18530651 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulesing

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 10:07:17 2022 No.18534297 tbdesu i don't think it's actually a big deal. i wouldn't eat it because i like eggs, but i dunno why you guys are getting worked up about it. just look at the ingredients. what's in there that bothers you? or is it just the concept?

Anonymous Wed Nov 2 10:41:25 2022 No.18534352

>>18534297
>Just egg
>no egg
I think it just makes itself an easy target to make fun of. The name being as asinine as the frankenfood product itself.
Certainly puts the image into my head of something the twig wristed soylent drinker would pay 10 dollars for.
Also this shit is borderline "food"

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 10:44:56 2022 No.18534357 File: 34 KB, 419x600, 1644404277992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18534279 My bait worked perfectly. Everyone laugh at the vegans

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 10:46:58 2022 No.18534359 >>18528368 JUST

Anonymous Wed Nov 2 10:49:25 2022 No.18534361

>>18533164
An "extract" is produced by boiling the source material in water to extract the active principle that imparts the food/smell/whatever to whatever you're extracting from.
"Extractives" are more varied in nature and can be extracted through various means.

In short, extracts are pure, extractives are a mix.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 10:53:05 2022 No.18534364 File: 628 KB, 1240x1753, chemicals_strawberry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18533242 bro...

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 10:58:38 2022 No.18534375 >>18534364 You forgot the most important part: 100% natural. Vegans are insufferable. Keep using these mental gymnastics trying to justify the animal feed that you force into your mouth on a daily basis and pretend to like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 11:11:35 2022 No.18534399 >>18534375 i don't know if this is satire or not. does "100% natural" mean something to you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 11:13:10 2022 No.18534401 File: 37 KB, 750x738, 1636930745073.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18534399 >>18534364 omg look guys everything is actually comprised of chemicals at the base level, so it's okay to eat goyslop and sneed oils! I have outsmarted you!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 11:23:06 2022 No.18534424 >>18530619 "shake well" should be in big red letters because otherwise you're going to pour at least a tablespoon of canola out of that bottle like an oily beer shits overture

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 11:26:12 2022 No.18534431 >>18531318 >reduce suffering via extinction don't you have a suicide to commit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 11:39:22 2022 No.18534456 >>18534401 Sorry but you need some criteria for "goyslop" that isn't just "I CAN'T PRONOUNCE THE INGREDIENTS BECAUSE I AM ILLITERATE"

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 11:40:28 2022 No.18534460 >>18531549 hmmm... imagine...

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 11:41:41 2022 No.18534464 >>18534456 Sure. How about any food that can't exist without a factory and a chemistry lab.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 11:59:40 2022 No.18534501 >>18533197 We ended up with a mutually beneficial relationship with this species and your whole idea of what to do with it is to kill one part of it for no real tangible reason. How is he less insane?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 12:10:36 2022 No.18534543 >>18534501 is it better to die than live as a slave?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 12:13:31 2022 No.18534550 >>18534543 Animals have no concept of freedom. They are either content, or they're not. They don't introspect or think critically about their life. Stop trying to anthropomorphize animals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 12:20:39 2022 No.18534567 >>18534550 what, did you ask them and they told you that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 13:00:08 2022 No.18534666 >>18534567 Yes. Now go eat your seed oils

Anonymous Wed Nov 2 13:25:30 2022 No.18534727

>>18534567
I suppose we should just go with what you understand as best. Because you're obviously so right, and infallible, and can do no wrong. Because someone somewhere is mistreating animals the rest of us shouldn't enjoy both their presence and their bounty.

Tell me you're a faggot without telling me you're a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 13:27:53 2022 No.18534733 that's why "Just Mayo" was taken off the market idk why the egg is still allowed

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 13:37:22 2022 No.18534758 >>18534727 hey if you want to nail yourself to that cross, by all means. maybe life is as black and white as you portray it.

Anonymous Wed Nov 2 13:54:20 2022 No.18534819

>>18534758
>doesn't believe in God
>makes up his own morals
>hurr durr everything is a grey area
>except when it comes to animals, you must do what I say because I'm the arbiter or truth and morality
there's a reason everyone finds you guys so insufferable

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 13:59:40 2022 No.18534832 >>18534819 how come its okay to kill a cow and eat it, but you go to jail if you fuck the cow

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 14:06:31 2022 No.18534856 >>18529881 >2018 >oldfag kys tourist

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 14:21:41 2022 No.18534905 >>18534832 Because fucking a cow is degenerate behaviour. Sodomites and trannies should also go to jail.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 14:46:18 2022 No.18534989 >>18530619 >Distrubted by JUST, Inc. San Francisco, CA Back on it shelf it went.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 14:47:58 2022 No.18534991 >>18530651 Im vegan with a wool blanket RIGHT NOW. I see where they are going from.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 14:48:56 2022 No.18534993 >>18528462 Goyslop

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 14:55:30 2022 No.18535024 >>18533141 We should eat vegans

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 15:31:45 2022 No.18535117 File: 238 KB, 800x1204, Gorille_des_plaines_de_l'ouest_à_l'Espace_Zoologique.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18535024 Good luck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 16:01:25 2022 No.18535197 >>18528368 This kind of branding is illegal in my country Only American cattle will willingly buy such goyslop

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 16:08:22 2022 No.18535213 >>18531318 >the only solution would be to kill all sheep and breed no more ugh trannies stop applying your suicidal urges onto animals

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 16:10:15 2022 No.18535221 >>18528368 JUST Egg is the brand name of the product. If you read right below the brand name, it says that it's not actual egg. Why are Americans this retarded? You could write "McBurger" on a literal turd and they'll eat it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 17:28:20 2022 No.18535435 >>18535221 If somebody made a product called "JUST butter" and it was margarine they'd have the FDA or whatever down their ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 17:32:59 2022 No.18535443 >>18528368 Thankfully in the Eu we are implementing laws about this. Soon it will be illegal to sell things like soy/almond "milk" with the word milk since it is not milk. Get fucked vegans

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 17:34:56 2022 No.18535449 >>18530650 I'm allergic to eggs. It prohibits me from eating a shitload of stuff. I still would never eat this shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 17:36:41 2022 No.18535455 >>18531318 Retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 18:18:20 2022 No.18535600 >>18535449 What symptoms do you get when you eat eggs? I've long suspected that I have a mild allergy to eggs. Sometimes I'm fine, but other times I just feel weird and slightly nauseous an hour or two after eating them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 18:22:18 2022 No.18535618 >>18528368 the only reason margarine can't call itself butter is because the dairy lobbyists complained enough to make it that way. If you really care enough you're gonna have to do some lobbying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 18:29:45 2022 No.18535648 >>18535600 Eggstreme stomach discomfort.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 18:30:07 2022 No.18535649 >>18535600 Strong stomach ache, diarrhea sometimes with blood and rashes on skin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 18:30:53 2022 No.18535651 >>18535648 >>18535649 Ok, I don't get any stomach problems. Might be mildly allergic to one of the proteins or something.

Anonymous Wed Nov 2 20:29:44 2022 No.18536092

>>18535435
>If somebody made a product called "JUST butter" and it was margarine they'd have the FDA or whatever down their ass.
Not if it said "NOT BUTTER" right under the brand name, like this product does.

As I said, Americans will literally eat feces if you told them it was a McBurger

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 20:37:06 2022 No.18536112 >>18528368 next time JUST buy eggs?

Anonymous Wed Nov 2 20:54:12 2022 No.18536165

>>18534464
That's everything. Do you not understand cooking? Do you not understand simple business?

Every mass produced food was first cooked up in a kitchen. First you find the food product you want, then you find the funding, then you build the factory. The factory doesn't come first and never has. Factories are always the last step as they require the most money. You're either a dumbass or arguing in bad faith.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 20:56:22 2022 No.18536175 >>18535651 That could be it. My cousin had a lot of health problems until she found out she was allergic to a protein in egg whites. She cut out egg whites and now she's fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 21:16:02 2022 No.18536224 >>18536165 >That's everything I meant that all food can exist outside of a factory/lab. No food products are ONLY factory/lab made.

Anonymous Wed Nov 2 21:19:39 2022 No.18536236

>>18531318
Sheep are so goddamn stupid the members of a flock will fight each other after getting shorn because they don’t recognize each other. Truly abysmally stupid creatures.

>>18531344
It’s very common to nick them with the shears. I guess you also have to hold them down, a sheltered hippie type might call that abusive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 21:21:16 2022 No.18536240 Honestly if you're stupid and lazy enough to buy bottle eggs, you deserve whatever you get

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 21:21:28 2022 No.18536241 >>18531633 I don’t know anyone who “farms” sheep but in my area anyone who has acreage has at least a few for fire control. >>18532246 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 2 21:33:59 2022 No.18536270 Isn't this shit basially just vegan mayo with food colouring.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 00:38:25 2022 No.18536837 File: 22 KB, 350x350, portrait-image-of-Jay-Cutler.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18534364 Vegans would look like this if they did real gymnastics instead of mental.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 01:25:09 2022 No.18536986 >>18534145 When I first saw it in the store I thought it was some sort of fancy organic mayo that didn't use sneed oils or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 02:07:09 2022 No.18537144 >>18534832 Adam...?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 02:08:41 2022 No.18537151 >>18536837 I am not a vegan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 02:12:53 2022 No.18537172 Horrible stuff

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 05:25:41 2022 No.18537756 >>18534364 That's not how ingredients work. The labels list things that are separate and then combined. A strawberry would just be listed as "STRAWBERRY". Coping and shaking McMutt hands made this image

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 07:09:16 2022 No.18537969 A bit off topic but the ingredients made me think of it; are there any sneed oils that aren't bad for you? I like sesame oil because it gives that distinct Asian taste, but what can I replace it with to still get that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 07:16:16 2022 No.18537984 >>18528368 >retard can’t read >”IMMA SUE” lol amerifats

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 10:47:21 2022 No.18538328 >>18536165 >That's everything. That's funny, how did people eat food pre-industrialization then?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 11:03:17 2022 No.18538350 File: 54 KB, 463x576, discord screenshot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18533141 The fuck.. Was I sleepwalking and made this post? I used to say the exact same thing about veganism to a friend some months ago, word by word...

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 11:08:21 2022 No.18538358 >>18538350 This friend also has Snufkin pfp btw...

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 11:10:15 2022 No.18538361 File: 49 KB, 510x560, discord screenshot 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18538350 This friend also has Snufkin pfp btw..

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 15:55:47 2022 No.18538950 >>18537984 see >>18533044 >>18533053

Anonymous Thu Nov 3 16:01:29 2022 No.18538965
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>>18528368
>Margarine isn't allowed to have "just butter" and then in small text have "flavoured spread" below it.
Guys I bought this thinking it was butter and then it wasn't can I sue them for false advertising?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 16:04:34 2022 No.18538974 >>18538350 You faggots will do all kind of mental gymnastics to justify not dropping meat

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 16:10:06 2022 No.18538992 >>18534375 Wdym with "animal feed"? Animals also eat meat. Ever heard of lions? Or chickens? Rats and raccoons probably eat everything you do you, plant based or not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 16:12:39 2022 No.18539003 >>18538992 Animal feed = processed slop made in a factory

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 16:13:40 2022 No.18539008 >>18538974 Why would I need to justify eating me? Eating meat is the default. Only mentally ill people feel bad about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 16:16:37 2022 No.18539017 >>18539008 The default changes. Slavery was the default once, for example.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 16:32:19 2022 No.18539066 >>18539017 Retarded false equivalency.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 16:39:32 2022 No.18539092 >>18528521 Could that not be construed as misleading? Obviously "just" has multiple meanings, and shoppers in the supermarket are probably primed to view "just" as a synonym of "pure" as it relates to food?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 16:43:41 2022 No.18539108 >>18539017 Slavery was never the default. Freedom is the default. Slavery is imposed. Eating meat on the other hand has always been the default because it's inherent to what we are as a species and ingrained in our DNA.

Anonymous Thu Nov 3 16:46:12 2022 No.18539118

>>18534375
There probably is a basis for breaking down every single ingredient in 100% natural foods. Different eggs, different fruits, and different meat can have different nutritional value based on where and how it's grown. Would you pay half as much for a nutritionally-deplete vegetable or would your purchasing decision move towards paying more for getting better nutrition?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 16:47:59 2022 No.18539126 >>18528368 Honestly, I'm gonna say you deserved this one. Just buy regular eggs, you lazy fuck. That being said, was the plant based eggslop any good?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 16:48:22 2022 No.18539128 >>18539118 You're arguing something entirely different. The vegan tranny was implying that there's no real difference between natural food and unnatural goyslop because both are comprised of similar chemicals at the molecular level.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 3 16:56:59 2022 No.18539159 File: 188 KB, 855x1216, PXL_20221103_165452146~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Egg thread? Was gifted pic related and wanna sub it for regular relish in deviled eggs. Thoughts?

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