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18404317 No.18404317 [Reply] [Original]

Should I get a meat slicer or a espresso machine?

>> No.18404380

>meat slicer
you mean a knife? or is this some yuppy unitasker that will cost a few grand?

>> No.18404385

>>18404317
get the slicer, espresso is for poofs

>> No.18404433

>>18404317
get an espresso slicer

>> No.18404447

>>18404317
>>18404385
Both suck. You need an expresso machine. Expresso is for real men.

>> No.18404451

>>18404317
You mean a deli slicer?

>> No.18404459

>>18404447
>You need an expresso machine
>Expresso

No one is in that much of a hurry. Just enjoy a regular goddamn espresso

>> No.18404498

A used to housesit for a family with an expensive espresso machine and I used it every single morning. I drink coffee daily, so if that's you then I think you'll do it too.

Getting the most out of a slicer means you're going to be regularly buying (and storing, and consuming) huge cuts of deli meat, for something that you probably won't use every day.

>> No.18404508
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>>18404317
It's easier to clean and disinfect a used meat slicer. Get a new espresso maker, and find a used slicer. Theres professional ones too, on the used market

>> No.18404514
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>>18404380
Its for charcuterie you fucking norman.

>>18404451
Yes

>>18404508
Been looking like crazy, bitches are hard to find.

>> No.18404515

>>18404447
>Expresso is for real men.
fruity dagos aren't real men

>> No.18404537

>>18404514
>charcuterie
Be sure to take some overhead shots for your Pinterest, Susan.

>> No.18404542

>>18404537
Sorry you don't know how to actually cook untermensch.

>> No.18404544

>>18404514
>It’s for charcuterie!

Lol, gayest thing posted on 4chan today.

>> No.18404557
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>>18404514
>bitches are hard to find.
Bitches usually are, but slicers are a dime a dozen. Try OfferUp.com

>> No.18404563

>>18404542
What does charcuterie have to do with cooking? It's a deli platter on a cutting board for Karens and male Karens. I eat my salami and olives standing in front of the fridge at 2:00am in my dirty underwear before pissing in the kitchen sink.

>> No.18404571

>>18404563
Yeah thats because you are a shitskin. I am making prosciutto, duck prosciutto, and bresaola

>> No.18404577

>>18404557
commerical meat slicers are so clutch, but they take up a lot of real estate

>> No.18404595

>>18404557
given the advanced state of broad retardation in society today, i'm not sure commercial meat slicers should be made available to the general public.

>> No.18404602

>>18404514
Butchers are hawking over these things like there's no tomorrow. If you find one second hand it's probably because it's shit and you're the last person to find out.

Charcuterie doesn't need to be cut à la minute, but never buy it pre-sliced, that's a disgrace and a waste of money: let the butcher do it in front of you as he should mince your meat in front of you as well.

The big exception is absolute top tier charcuterie: the kind that has a name attached to its ear when it's still running around in the meadows. That kind of meat is so delicate and burns so easily it's either cut with a Berkel (Google it) or manually: finally a good use for your Jap meme knife.

>>18404498
Espresso machines are overrated. Their first few coffees every day are crap. Water, roasting method and coffee variety are far more important than the machine. Just go housekeeping where they have a warmed-up espresso machine ready when you arrive, like this guy here.

>> No.18404701

>>18404602
Wouldn't actual butchers want new ones under warranty?

>> No.18404748

>>18404571
OK then badass, hit up your local Restaurant Depot like an adult, stop posting and start cooking.

>> No.18404758

>>18404748
This was a discussion about either the slicer or the espresso machine. Surely you can read subhuman? No?

>> No.18404768

>>18404758
WHICH DO YOU WANT MORE, HOMEMADE ESPRESSO OR HOME-SLICED MEATS?

>> No.18404773
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>>18404768
No wonder. That is the entire purpose of this thread brainlet. To get others opinions on which one might be more useful.

>> No.18404793

>>18404317

Espresso machine.

Get a meat slicer once you're home curing your own meat and need to slice it

>> No.18404794

>>18404793
That is the situation right now lol

>> No.18404808

>>18404773
Buy both. Chalk it up as a business expense as a 4chan influencer.

>> No.18405423

Just buy a Nespresso and save yourself hundreds of dollars for a taste difference you literally could not tell apart.

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>>18404433
just buy instant espresso, unless you're incapable of finding other things to post on instagram kek

>> No.18406905

>>18404317
Espresso machine. I've owned both and I used the Espresso machine way more often.

>> No.18407713

>>18404317
I don't drink coffee so I say you buy me the meat slicer