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Charcuterie boards: Instagram cooking for people who can't cook.

Also, constipation the meal.

>> No.18377469
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18377469

@18377465
nice blog faggot
how do i unsubscribe?

>> No.18377472

>>18377465
What is the 4chan board for people who can't cook?

>> No.18377480

>>18377469
sudo rm -rf /Volumes

>>18377472
/ck/

>> No.18378657

>>18377465
>flies

>> No.18378659

>>18377465
If you got whores you need some whore day overs. Simple as.

>> No.18378663

>>18377465
Honestly I prefer charcuterie boards over shitty BBQ or grill shit. With the board you at least know you are eating something tolerable

>> No.18378684

>>18377465
I'd walk up there with a plate grab a HUGE handful of crackers a pile of olives then walk over to the left side and fill the rest of the plate with meat and grab some cheese as I walked away

>> No.18378685

>>18377465
You sound so fucking insufferable.

>> No.18378712
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>>18377465
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FINGER FOOD I'M GOING INSANE

>> No.18378718

>>18377465
I had a roommate who was raised by wealthy white people who didn't know how to shop for groceries and only ever ate store-bought charcuterie, and then complain that they were struggling for money.

>> No.18378726

>>18378685
It's ok, you can be proud of your little charcuterie board young cooklette anon, but be sure to actually try cooking something next time so you keep improving :)

>> No.18378729

>>18378718
There's wealthy and then there's "wealthy".

>> No.18378737

>>18377465
>build-your-own deli platter
This is how I eat from the refrigerator at 2:00am. It's cool for serving close friends/family with drinks before dinner (much better than mixed nuts), but we should expect better at a formal/catered event. "Deconstructed" just means lazy.

>> No.18378739

>>18377465
Hate the concept, the people who own them, and the obsession.
>Brother starts making these faggy things with exotic woods.
>Sells them to yuppies for 500 bucks a pop.
>Makes a killing on them.
Can't hate the man for cashing in on the new "Live Laugh Love" craze.

>> No.18378771

>>18378739
What exactly is "the concept"? A bunch of faggy hipsters have turned finger food into some sort of fad, so now suddenly it's shit?

>> No.18378815

>>18378729
Should have specified. The roommate only ate charcutetie and then complain about money. Their rich, white adoptive parents hired a maid to do all their shopping.

>> No.18378818

>>18377465
i don't know about putting cold cuts and cheese out in the sun bro

>> No.18379052

>>18378818
It’s great indoors and where it’s cool. I start ordering charcuterie when I’m out (and making it myself when home). Outdoors in warm sunlight? Not a great idea unless you want to attract flies or enjoy spoiled meat.

>> No.18379111

>>18378771
They cant cook but drinks in restaurants are too expensive to get smashed. So they invite people and need to serve something that can still be presentable on instagram. So they make these shitty charcuterie meme boards. Everyone can do them and I swear to god there are people out there who copy these arrangements 1:1 from pictures.

>> No.18379119

>>18379111
Fuck off dickhead. Everybody does them because they've been a standard thing to serve at gatherings for decades.

>> No.18379123

>>18379119
Not to this extend. Struck a nerve?

>> No.18379447

>>18377465
Charcuterie boards? You mean lunchables for adults?

>> No.18379550

>>18377465
What's wrong with it? It's a common appetizer here in Spain.

>> No.18379554

>>18378712
We need /qa/ back. It was the only true piece of art on the internet.

>> No.18379835

>>18377465
gay adult lunchables

>> No.18379845

When you're going to visit family members who can't cook well, it's nice to have at least something you can rely on to be decent.

>> No.18379861

>>18377465
There's something really gay about it.

>> No.18380200

>>18379554
there was only one guy who drew jaks and hes on that other imageboard now.

>> No.18380235

>>18380200
imagine being that guy. he's unironically had a bigger impact on internet culture than anyone in recent memory

>> No.18380656

>>18380200
What other imageboard?