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18370234 No.18370234 [Reply] [Original]

Dont have time to cook, what do?

Gimme 'non-cooking recipes'.

>> No.18370253

raw eggs, takes about 20 seconds for a full meal

>> No.18370259

microwave burgers

>> No.18370272

>>18370234
Don't eat. 7 day water fast, fren. Such a relief to have a week long vacation from all that hassle.

>> No.18370281
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18370281

>>18370234
Turn oven on. Throw in pizzy. Take pizzy out. Turn oven off. Eat.

>> No.18370297

>>18370281
you fucking overcooked the 'za you dumb shit

>> No.18370298

>>18370281
Instruction unclear, got dildos stuck in my ass.

>> No.18370316

Deenz!

>> No.18370336

>>18370316
based and king oscar pilled

>> No.18370343

@18370281
i honestly thought the cardboard was still under that fucking pizza but it's just the awful crust
>>18370234
>doesn't give any ingredients that they have on hand
go buy a burger you cocksucker

>> No.18370353

Buy a loaf of bread, sandwich meat and your cheese of choice. Bonus you can add sandwich spread for added flavor.

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>>18370234
If you've got time to start a thread on 4chan, you've got time to cook.

Every fall I keep an endless pot of stew on the stove. I got it going yesterday with bigos. Prep time was about ten minutes. Today, I added ground sausage, diced tomato, parsley, and scallion. Another eight minutes or so.

You've got time.

>> No.18370490

>>18370353
that is good but if anon is poor over time rice and a slab of meat is probably better, make a big stew of sloppa and eat it through the week, but sandies are tastier that is true

>> No.18370492

>>18370281
Is that dildo pizza?

>> No.18370598

>>18370234
Put rice, canned kidney beans, chorizo and frozen peas in the rice cooker. Add water. Switch on. Come back 5-10 minutes after you hear the ping, or more if you're busy at that time.

>> No.18370608

>>18370492
No anon dildo AND pizza

>> No.18370618

>>18370234
open can of chickpeas
drain, rinse repeat
salt
seasonings of choice
olive oil
lightly smash with fork
walalala

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>>18370281
Does it make me more or less gay to not have noticed the dildos the first time?

>> No.18370730

>>18370727
What about the gag?

>> No.18371392

>>18370234
buy a slow cooker. You can just throw in meat and some simple ingredients and forget about it. 8 hours later you have delicious food.