Honoring The Queen

[Anonymous No.18332225]

What British foods are you preparing in order to honor Her Majesty's passing? I myself have prepared a culinary classic, the toast sandwich.

[Anonymous No.18332229]

a pint of guinness and some taters

[Anonymous No.18332233]

>>18332225
That's not "British food", that food for invalids. Fucking twittertroon.

[Anonymous No.18332242]

>>18332233

[Anonymous No.18332246]

>>18332233
>That's not "British food", that food for invalids.
what is the difference?

[Anonymous No.18332358]

im having some faggots

[Anonymous No.18332395]

>>18332242
Read further, retard. That's like saying gruel is "Japanese cuisine".

[Anonymous No.18332425]

>>18332225
>to honor Her Majesty's passing?
Jesus fucking Christ. I never watch god-damn television, so I have to get my news from /ck/, ffs.

[Anonymous No.18332427]

>>18332425
Oh... and: Fish and chips, obviously.

[Anonymous No.18332452]

>>18332427
solid choice, the only edible british cuisine

[Anonymous No.18332481]

>>18332225
Beans on toast

[Anonymous No.18332498]

Doner kebab, a classic english staple.
Pic related - englishmen preparing kebab on a street in london

[Anonymous No.18332581]

Pacific oysters, in honour of one of the King's great contributions to our nation.

[Anonymous No.18332620]

>>18332225
Breakfast
>Buttered crumpets with breakfast tea
Morning tea
>Breakfast tea with assorted biscuits such as malted milks
Lunch
>Ham and (mature cheddar) cheese sandwich with a slice of pork pie and a scotch egg, some prawn cocktail flavoured crisps on the side with a mug of Darjeeling
Tea
>Some scones with strawberry jam and clotted cream, with Assam
Dinner
>Shepherd's pie and a pint of cider
Dessert
>Rhubarb Crumble and a scoop of cornish ice cream
Evening Tea
>Earl Gray

[Anonymous No.18332626]

>>18332225
Coronation chicken

[Anonymous No.18332680]

>>18332225
The royal family consumed human flesh as recently as the 18th century. May I suggest a nice roast of long pork to celebrate her death?

Fun fact the royal family owns over 6 billion acres of land across the world.

[Anonymous No.18332689]

>>18332452
Created by a Jew

[Anonymous No.18332698]

>>18332452
>the only edible British cuisine was invented by Jews

[Anonymous No.18332733]

Got some dried fruit that needs using up; golden raisins, cranberries, shit like that. Gonna make a nice tea loaf/teacake and have a little toast to a Great Briton.
Not tonight though, I'm having a piri piri fried barley and veg with crispy mackerel

[Anonymous No.18332737]

>>18332698
So? Jews also invented Christianity, and therefore modern civilization.

[Anonymous No.18332840]

>>18332737
No, and no.
Saul/Paul invented Christianity, and closet atheists invented modern civilization.

[Anonymous No.18332846]

>>18332225
Beans and Paki food

[Anonymous No.18332898]

I made coronation chicken salad last night actually.

It's regular chicken salad but with curry powder and raisins in it. Pretty simple.

[Anonymous No.18332911]

>>18332225
for me? its a proper bean butty innit
wit heinz o course!

[Anonymous No.18332936]

>>18332225
Had some butter chicken and naan

[Anonymous No.18332942]

>>18332242
lmao brits are fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.18333195]

>>18332225
I've got a handle of irish whiskey to celebrate
REST IN PISS WON'T BE MISSED

[Anonymous No.18333344]

venison burgers with cranberry
apparently the queen liked that

honestly who fucking knows what the queen actually liked, royal family's staff are all fuckin zipped up tight

[Anonymous No.18333349]

>>18332620
fucking based
>rhubarb crumble
shit nigger i thought only my nan knew this existed
ultra chad based

[Anonymous No.18333380]

Me? Well, I had a stinking hangover all day from getting completely fucking drunk...today, technically. Which is by far the most traditional British meal of all.
>>18332452
Literally one of our worst dishes anon, and one of my ancestors was one of those Jews who first started selling it in London. Your tongue is broken, I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.18333392]

>>18333380
>today, technically
Nope, we're past midnight, so my technicality isn't even correct. I am a failure of a human being.

[Anonymous No.18333394]

for me it's spotted dick

[Anonymous No.18333893]

>>18332620
At least one serious reply for once
She passed away too late for me to make a meal as I work until 9pm but I think I'll just make a comfy, lazy puff pastry chicken pie with a thick sauce in it, and some buttery mash potatoes - undecided on veg yet
Something that warms the soul

Fun fact, queeny served as an engineer at one point despite her parents/family protest - even she did her part in the war. Monarch who actually tried to do some real shit instead of sitting on a chair forever, even if she's basically had no power for most of her reign cause of how brit politics work

[Anonymous No.18333912]

>>18332427
>>18332452
and a pint or three

[Anonymous No.18334179]

>>18332498
Man's got one eye on the streets, the other eye on the meats

[Anonymous No.18334264]

>>18333893
Yeah, she was a hottie back in the day, way before I was around. condolences to her family.

[Anonymous No.18334277]

>>18332225
I'm having a cup of tea. Tonight I'm celebrating, haven't decided if I'm going to drink champagne or a nice, aged beer. Aged is perhaps most fitting considering the cause of death.

[Anonymous No.18334280]

>>18332225
Also had some poppers and hats from Christmas that we broke out
Loved ole Mum

[Anonymous No.18334283]

>>18334280
looks like an ex gf's whatcha ma call it

[Anonymous No.18334289]

[Anonymous No.18334293]

>>18334283
Go eat taco bell

[Anonymous No.18334364]

>>18332225
African baby blood and adenochrome pie. Also peas.

[Anonymous No.18334365]

>>18332225
This served with some roasted quail along with cherries jubilee for desert

[Anonymous No.18334392]

>>18334364
That cat looks so disappointed.

[Anonymous No.18334540]

>>18332358
>and fatty belly meat
Yeah who would eat pork belly, ew disgustang

[Anonymous No.18334554]

>>18332498
One school girl kebab with extra garlic sauce.

[Anonymous No.18334557]

>>18332225
French toast

[Anonymous No.18335115]

>>18332358
>food made from pork offal is weird
>thus horse meat advertised as beef isn't scandalous

[Anonymous No.18335123]

british food bad

[Anonymous No.18335126]

>>18334364
Those tits look super fake.
And not only because you'd need to be a genetic freak to have a slender build with wishbone hips while at the same time having a rack like that.

Skinny thot, do not want.

[Anonymous No.18335343]

>>18332225
Whatever the fuck a nation full of pakis where white people can't buy knives eats
eat shit you fucking retards you made your bed now lie in it enjoy your pedophile "king" lmao

[Anonymous No.18335702]

>>18332225
I'm making inhumation chicken to honor her passing into the deli section of the hostipal.

[Anonymous No.18335738]

>>18332225
just had bangers and mash

[Anonymous No.18335854]

>>18335126
first day on 4chan huh

[Anonymous No.18335864]

>>18332225
I never got the toast sandwich meme, there's plenty of real foods that we eat that you can make a joke of

[Anonymous No.18335948]

>>18335115
this
why are people this retarded?

[Anonymous No.18336170]

>>18335864
They are a simple people.

[Anonymous No.18336190]

>>18332395
but it is

[Anonymous No.18336225]

>>18335948
because the average iq on the internet is below room temperature (Celsius)

[Anonymous No.18336296]

>>18334364
Where can I sign up to be a pussy tattooist?

[Anonymous No.18336452]

>>18333195
>t. Jake Gomez

[Anonymous No.18336487]

>>18332246

[Anonymous No.18336649]

>>18332358
You are what you eat m8

[Anonymous No.18337028]

>>18335854
stop projecting

[Anonymous No.18337251]

Baked beef, greased potatoes, boiled vege mush and oil sauce.

[Anonymous No.18337296]

>>18332225
Greggs

[Anonymous No.18338510]

a steaming bowl of fresh shit

[Anonymous No.18338534]

>>18332225
Behold the stargazy pie

[Anonymous No.18338544]

Actually British here. The Toast Sandwich isn't a real thing. But Crisp sandwiches and Chip sandwiches, or buttys, are common.

>>18338534

Literally just a tasty fish pie

Are you so domesticated to "goyslop" that seeing a fish head cringes you out? The fuck is wrong with you lel

[Anonymous No.18338551]

>>18334392
I'm glad that I wasnt the only one to notice that creepy cat

[Anonymous No.18338554]

>>18338544
I just mentioned it, I never wrote that I was cringed by it

[Anonymous No.18338587]

>>18337028
You have no fucking clue what I meant lol

[Anonymous No.18339224]

>>18336649
>americans are pigs buttholes

[Anonymous No.18339230]

>>18332698
it deosnt say they invented it, it says they brought it. they didnt invent breading and frying fish, anon.

[Anonymous No.18339279]

>>18334364
SEXOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18339483]

>>18332225
Been wanting to make a full English for a while, and had a rainy morning plus farmers market haul to do it. Pray for my arteries, lads.

[Anonymous No.18339509]

>>18334364
dont forget the Canadian native children

[Anonymous No.18339527]

>>18339483
My brother in Christ

What the bloody fuck is that

[Anonymous No.18339652]

>>18339527
Clockwise from top: homemade baked beans, hot pork sausage patty, pork belly slice, bubble and squeak with radish greens, fried egg over fried sourdough, fried milky cap mushrooms, fried garden tomatoes.

[Anonymous No.18339668]

>>18335126
she's wearing a bra/bikini that's too small and tight and pushing them up, they don't look like implants

[Anonymous No.18339682]

>>18339224
....pigs have burgers for butts?