[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking


View post   

File: 73 KB, 1080x1080, FB_IMG_1605844754263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322195 No.18322195 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /ck/
I'm gonna go to whole foods tonight. I got $60 to spend, what should I get?

I already have milk and eggs

>> No.18322218

>>18322195
bred

>> No.18322230

>>18322218
What kind? What should I do with it lol

>> No.18322240

>>18322195
Buy some cherries, pit them, crush up the pits, mix into a smoothie with some cherriers. BAM! 250g of protein per 16oz. Perfect for your next lift sesh, bro.

>> No.18322245

>>18322240
I don't lift and I don't have a blender :/

>> No.18322269

>>18322245
>I don't lift
you should

>> No.18322276

>>18322269
I'm 500lbs so I already get plenty of exercise lifting my fat body when I walk around

>> No.18322319

>>18322195
lib left + lib right is based

>> No.18322368
File: 60 KB, 960x960, PoliticalSpectrumExplainedWithFood].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322368

>>18322195
O.P.'s question sucks.
This is now a food-meme thread.
Post your best / funniest food-related images.

>> No.18322371
File: 386 KB, 598x601, BiscuitsAndGravy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322371

>>18322368

>> No.18322375
File: 119 KB, 750x941, BreadCops.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322375

>>18322371

>> No.18322380
File: 114 KB, 625x800, BritishFoodSex1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322380

>>18322375

>> No.18322384
File: 115 KB, 713x720, BritishFoodSex2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322384

>>18322380

>> No.18322388
File: 121 KB, 599x757, BritishFoodSex3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322388

>>18322384

>> No.18322391
File: 1.12 MB, 3024x4032, BritishFoodSex4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322391

>>18322388

>> No.18322398
File: 147 KB, 749x847, BritishFoodSex5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322398

>>18322391

>> No.18322530

why do brits want to fuck food

>> No.18322532

>>18322530
Brits are disgusting subhuman creatures

>> No.18322555

>>18322195
Kebabs are on sale

>> No.18322570

Authleft should be stuff like carbohydrates. Wheat, porridge, stuff that isn't particularly 'strong' but is very filling and gives out energy, which is easy to mass produce for the worker plebs.

>> No.18322577

>>18322530
Those are extremely obvious tabloids. If you judged a society by it's tabloids, you'd become a misanthrope.

>> No.18322592

>>18322368
bump

>> No.18322709
File: 61 KB, 765x476, 20220602_053147.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322709

>>18322577
Brits get all their opinions from tabloids m8
That's why they're all especially obsessed with trannies right now

>> No.18322797

>>18322530
It's British food, what are they supposed to do with it? Eat it?

>> No.18322802

>>18322709
notice they won't actually show any immigration numbers

>> No.18322806
File: 101 KB, 500x522, CremeEggs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322806

>>18322577

>> No.18322811
File: 472 KB, 646x650, CommunistHotPockets.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322811

>> No.18322814
File: 20 KB, 480x404, FierceRape.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322814

Soda counts, right?

>> No.18322822
File: 170 KB, 1024x1695, FiveStagesOfMargarine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322822

>> No.18322828
File: 80 KB, 640x503, ForbiddenTuna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322828

>> No.18322836

>>18322240
Don’t do this. Cherry pits are loaded with cyanide.

>> No.18322837
File: 40 KB, 645x391, 20220602_053146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322837

>>18322802
>notice they won't actually show any immigration numbers
They did actually

>> No.18322838
File: 1.03 MB, 4320x4227, GarlicCoke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322838

>>18322814

>> No.18322846
File: 47 KB, 640x543, HanSoloInCarboniteTomHanksInPhilidelphia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322846

>> No.18322855

>>18322837
TOUCE

>> No.18322857
File: 976 KB, 1224x1182, MedicinalPizza.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322857

>> No.18322865
File: 81 KB, 750x917, MAndMaNewFilling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322865

Here's a classic which still gets a little half-smile out of me.

>> No.18322869
File: 94 KB, 800x1001, MickeyRooniesPotatoFantasy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322869

>> No.18322899
File: 791 KB, 1920x2084, n2TEJ0e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322899

>> No.18322907
File: 580 KB, 3096x4128, Nogger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322907

>> No.18322924
File: 41 KB, 500x500, NotPockets.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322924

>>18322811

>> No.18322946
File: 73 KB, 404x483, WmKc9Uq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322946

>> No.18322953

>>18322195
>broccoli in trash tier
kys

>> No.18323004

>>18322953
Broccoli microwaved in a plastic bag

>> No.18323043

>>18322195
15 gallons of whole milk and bathe in it

>> No.18323055
File: 91 KB, 225x306, 27996543-45CC-4E5D-820A-C24187E9539C.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18323055

>>18322577
Explain this then

>> No.18323136

>>18323055
It really happened

>> No.18323372

>>18322953
I don't think the point is that it's 'trash-tier', it's just pointing out that Leftist hippy-types tend to be vegan, and plain vegetables are one of the very few things vegans can eat.

>> No.18323552

>>18323055
I wonder what ol Bat Boy is up to these days

>> No.18323606
File: 238 KB, 900x330, 2011-10-10-0096.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18323606

OP here, let me tell you about my trip

>>18322218
I got English muffins. I also got some butter and starwberry jam so that I have more ways to use them up, as it seems like the pack will lose freshness rather quickly

>>18322240
I didn't get cherries because I'm a fat tranny and I don't lift

>>18322555
I got a kebab, but wtf am I supposed to do with it? I don't have a grill lol


Additional purchases:
Premade beef barrito
Peanut butter halo top
Rao's frozen chick parm
Salt & vinegar chips (big bag)
Bacon (organic)
Off-brand cinnamon toast crunch (hipster)

>> No.18323910

>>18323606
will you be my gf

>> No.18324547

>>18323910
I have pretty low standards so probably. Drop a discord lol

>> No.18324950

>>18322195
Why exactly is Soylent, the definition of comically overpriced food scams marketed to braindead cryptobros and similar morons, libertarian left and not right?

>> No.18325245

>>18322869
They took this from you

>> No.18325251

>>18322953
>eating nightshade

>> No.18325290

>>18324950
It was invented by right-libertarians for right-libertarians but left-libertarians are the only ones who actually wanted to eat it

>> No.18325657

>>18322869
holy fuck we have fallen so far as a nation
they took this from us
>no tipping ever
THEY TOOK THIS FROM US

>> No.18325697

>>18322837
Concerns haven't "evaporated" IPSOS just added a bunch of bullshit categories they didn't have in previous years. I went to a random month in 2015, and immigration was #1 hovering at like 45%

>> No.18325778

>>18322953
kek

>> No.18325786

>>18325251
>not eating nightshade

>> No.18325964

>>18325786
Enjoy your cancer bro

>> No.18326049

>>18322368
Kek

>> No.18326097

>>18322530
You just know

>> No.18326136

>>18322846
Holy Kek

>> No.18326562

>>18325697
The graph literally has multiple months in 2015 with immigration at 40-45%, what's your point?

>> No.18326724

>>18322276
Holy kek

>> No.18327171
File: 2.62 MB, 4032x3024, 20220906_200208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18327171

OP here, the kebab was too big for my pan so I disassembled it

>> No.18327177
File: 3.16 MB, 4032x3024, 20220906_201459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18327177

Wallah
I actually really liked the kebab experience. It's a lot easier to cook than chopping up a huge pepper and onion and using way too much chicken, and that's even before you talk about that sauce

>> No.18327831

>>18325964
>implying cancer isn't a globalist hoax

>> No.18328584

>>18327831
cringe attempt at trolling anon

>> No.18328665

>>18328584
It's not trolling when it's supposed to be an obvious joke.
Also, who the fuck cares about carcinogens in nightshade plants?

>> No.18328689

>>18322195
>$60 at whole foods
So you can afford what? A single egg. Two if you're a cuck member? Whole foods exists for retards who don't understand the value of money.

>> No.18328695

>>18323606
Lmao. You got barely any food for all the money, should have saved the trip and bought a rope.

>> No.18328704

>>18322195
>whole foods
>$60
Get a head of lettuce, see if they sell bread by the slice. You might be able to afford 4 slices.

>> No.18329020

>>18328695
>>18328704
I may be a fat tranny, but I'm also pretty wealthy. I buy only the best, kerrigold butter, pasture raised eggs, organic everything.

>> No.18329707
File: 25 KB, 360x360, 1647837273374.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18329707

>>18328704
my boomer dad calls it whole paycheck

>> No.18329945
File: 89 KB, 615x820, DictatorSoda.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18329945

>> No.18329950
File: 202 KB, 615x461, p8EQmn7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18329950

>> No.18329952

>>18322368
retard

>> No.18329955

>>18322195
>right and left are now economics
it makes even less sense now

>> No.18331023

>>18329955
What?

>> No.18331074

>>18331023
you don't speak English?

>> No.18331077

>>18331074
Right and left have always been about economics. They've never not been.

>> No.18331080

>>18331077
collectivism vs individualism. but it still holds true for economics, my money vs 'our'(the party's) money

>> No.18331105

>>18331077
1. I don't know where you're from but in the US "left" and "right" refer at least as often to socially "liberal" vs socially conservative.
2. economic left and right makes no sense in the context of the "political compass". in what possible way to fascists and libertarians share a common political philosophy. I mean the compass doesn't make much sense anyway and has always been, as far as I can tell, a leftist propaganda tool (the purpose of which is to conflate conservatives, libertarians, and fascists, because the success of their ideology depends in large part on convincing people that anyone who opposes leftism is either a nazi or nazi adjacent) but I can at least entertain an argument that fascists and libertarians are both socially conservative (they're not, by the way).

>> No.18331115

>>18331105
>in what possible way to fascists and libertarians share a common political philosophy.
fascists aren't right wing, the left uses right to describe anything bad. Hitler was at most a centrist and Mussolini called fascism(strong state with total control) honest socialism(state owns everything). both were authoritarians not libertarians

>> No.18331169

>>18331105
As I'm sure you know it's from an old and poorly thought out political quiz that mostly measures how much you hate or like guns and weed

>>18331077
Except when the terms were coined during the french revolution, which just makes things more confusing today because at that time the right was pro-monarchy whereas today the established political class in the west finds the majority of its support among what was conventionally considered the left. There is a traceable path to how things got this way with the democrats becoming less economically socialist while retaining socially left policies with the clinton adminstration, the 2000s era quip popular with europeans about how the US actually has two right wing parties was an anomaly that was true in that era but not in the times of carter or fdr.

denying any classification system is equally stupid but what's right and left remain extremely fuzzy

>> No.18332283

>>18331105
I meant "economic philosophy". my bad.