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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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18283837 No.18283837 [Reply] [Original]

>cook food
>sit in front of the monitor
>boot up my favorite youtuber

>> No.18283845

>eating in front of a screen
Just enjoy your meal, you overstimulated fuckwit.

>> No.18283852

>>18283837
is that a tyrannosaurus heart?

>> No.18283862

>>18283837
yeah life sucks

>> No.18283875
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18283875

I know about how long a meal will take, so I try to find a video about that long, I am so far gone I need someone talking in the background 24/7 or I can barely function

>> No.18283876

>>18283845
Who doesn't?

>> No.18283887

>>18283845
>>18283845
dumbass

>> No.18283913

>>18283837
Mine goes like this
>be me
>order doordash
>doordash comes
>arrange meal on desk
>turn on favorite youtuber, lately its been hand tool rescue
>pig out on food while in a daze watching antique tools get restored.
>insulin spike
>go lay down to sleep
>rinse and repeat tomorrow

>> No.18283924
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18283924

>get horny
>look at emmymade's cute face
>cum instantly

>> No.18283932

>>18283924
I liked her better when she was emmymadeinjapan and it would trigger all the faggots.

>> No.18283935

>>18283837
Undeniably based

>> No.18283945

>>18283913
>pig out on food
>insulin spike
>go lay down to sleep
>rinse and repeat
Just how fat are you?

>> No.18283946

>>18283837
kys utube watchers

>> No.18283948

>>18283932
I think she gave me a vore or feeder fetish or something because I like to imagine being the food when she's adorably chewing on it like a chipmunk
I just want to be inside that mouth

>> No.18283951

>>18283945
>Just how fat are you?
Yikes, this is a body positive website you faggot bigot

>> No.18283954
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>>18283951
>Yikes, this is a body positive website you faggot bigot

>> No.18283957

>>18283945
It takes a big strong body to support a comfortable routine

>> No.18283988

>>18283845
>oh no i wont be able to enjoy the flavours if i stare at a moving picture

>> No.18283993

>>18283837
fuck you I do this as well
depressing

>> No.18284004

Am I the only one how thinks she's little scary? mean she's holding a heart and looking like that.

>> No.18284028

>>18284004
>she's holding a heart and looking like that
SEX

>> No.18284041

>>18284028
Yeah, but sex may mean something very different to each of us.

>> No.18284247

>>18283993
Nothing wrong with it

>> No.18284300
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18284300

>>18283988
Yes.
And I am self aware enough to realize that about me.

>> No.18284309

>>18283837
You should make a funny troll post on /ck/ and sit there reloading for (you)s instead.

>> No.18284334

>>18284300
what is your brain retarded?

>> No.18284343

>>18283837
this except boot up seinfeld on netflix
I must've seen every episode 5 or 6 times by now, never gets old

>> No.18284348

>>18284343
You should cancel your shitflix subscription and buy the DVDs.

>> No.18284370

>>18284348
its not MY subscription lol

>> No.18284380

>>18284334
>nah bro I text while driving all the time it's safe if your brain works

>> No.18284388

>>18283852
It's a caramelized cabbage

>> No.18284455

>>18284380
Of course I text while driving, my mind is built for more than one action retard. You clearly can't walk and chew gum at the same time.

>> No.18284494

>>18283845
Obvious peasant slob, doesn't understand the royal desire for entertainment while feasting.

>> No.18285565

>>18283837
me on the right

>> No.18285828

>>18283913
S L O B

>> No.18286954
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18286954

>cook/order in disgustingly unhealthy amount of goyslop
>load up lets plays that you watched back in school but now have weird nostalgia thing for
>consoom for an hour while trying to forget where you went wrong throughout the week/life
My once a week ritual lul.

>> No.18286960

>>18285828
You're just jealous of my comfy lifestyle.

>> No.18287036

>cook food
>set table
>put laptop at the opposite side of the table
>pull up mouth sounds and chewing asmr
>start eating
>cute girl in the video is really enjoying my cooking, keeps chewing and making mouth sounds