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>picked my nose after slicing a jalapeño

>> No.18283498

>cut some peppers for a chicken tortilla soup
>rub my eyes
I had to pour milk in them

>> No.18283587

i once scratched my balls after crushing piri piri in my hands and was in so much pain i had to call the hospital advice line

>> No.18283594

>>18283498
In the soup?

>> No.18283595

Jerked off after slicing habaneros (and then thoroughly scrubbing my hands multiple times).
It's so weird how your dick can "taste" the burning sensation while your hands can't

>> No.18283598

>>18283587
that sounds soooo hot... like, literally, it must have felt like your balls were on FIRE

>> No.18283617

>>18283598
ha ha yeah it was almost like this *picks up phone* *start going to youtube* "god damn it where is it" *time passes enough that the conversation becomes painful* *finally plays great balls of fire* hahha

>> No.18283639

>>18283587
I discovered by accident that I rather enjoy the feeling of capsicum on my dick. The almost unbearable burning sensation feels amazing. Need to find a big titty mommy who will Mace me in the dick.

>> No.18283667

>>18283595
more and more superficial nerve endings than your hand

>> No.18284329

>>18283594
No my eyes

>> No.18284711

>>18283639
My wife has huge tits and loves to peg me while squeezing my balls

>> No.18284964

>>18283431
One time I cut my finger while on the other hand I handled too many jalapenos and it was starting to burn. I had never been more miserable.

>> No.18284979

>>18284711
Huge tits don’t count when you’re fat

>> No.18286361

>>18284329
You poured your eyes in the soup?

>> No.18286373
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>scratched my balls after cutting some Habaneros

>> No.18286379

>>18284979
Fat girl big tits feel better than low fat large framed girl big tits.

>> No.18286382
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>>18283431
bros this is actually worse than orange man. under orange man all that happened was people seething 24/7 about it. now the economy sucks, everything is expensive, my stocks are tanking, and inflation is officially 9% (in reality double digits)
is there a chance that someone new could be president in 2024? i can't take another 6 years of this

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>>18283431
>slicing jalapeño
>cat comes near me
>notice he has something on his eye
>wipe his eye with fresh jalapeño finger
>cat hisses loses his shit and starts running around the house as if dogs were chasing
>runs away from me not letting me wash his eye
im sorry buddy i didnt mean to. im just retarded sorry please forgive me

>> No.18286391

>>18286388
Stupid cat should have just kicked it's eye clean

>> No.18286401

>>18286388
looool

>> No.18286897

>>18286361
Now you're just being obtuse

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>>18283431
>eat spaghetti with hot sauce
>roll around the fork
>tiny speck of sauce flicks right into my eye

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>fingered my anus after chopping ghost peppers

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>>18283431
>touched my dick after cutting peppers