/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18259734]

You said this was soy, it's actually tasty and there's a good variety. What gives?

[Anonymous No.18259745]

>shaping your tastes by listening to people on 4chan

[Anonymous No.18259770]

>Tabasco? Cholula?? Frank's???Pfft, mere child's play. Behold: a TRUE CONNOISSEUR'S hot sauce:
*holds up a bottle of "Anal Andy's All-You-Can-Eat-Out Butthole Burner Buffet XXXXXX So Hot You'll Shit Piss Cum Fart Shit Your Pants (in that order) 5 Quintillion Satan's Hemorrhoids Lava Shart Sauce"*
>*chuckles* Yes, yes, the spice level is quite awe-inspiring, know. Let's just say that it's going to take more than a glass of milk to cool your mouth down after a drop of this sauce, my fair maiden. Now, mayhaps I've piqued your interest...?

[Anonymous No.18259780]

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[Anonymous No.18259818]

Not bad taste if you actually used them, you didn't even finish pulling the seal off the Melinda's, retard.

Also Texas Pete kinda sucks, I guess that one is "soy sauce."

[Anonymous No.18259840]

>>18259734
>What gives?
well this guy:
>>18259770
ate hot sauce and now his butt is burning forever, be aware of the dangers of hot sauce

[Anonymous No.18259857]

>>18259734
you never tried hot sauce before you heard it was soy on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.18259867]

Most /ck/ posters shy away from certain foods because they once saw or heard somebody they didn't think was cool eating it. It has nothing to do with taste, it's all about image.

[Anonymous No.18260211]

>>18259734
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>>18259867
https://vocaroo.com/1ajkV6qFZsxp

[Anonymous No.18260215]

>>18260211
Fuck off, retard

[Anonymous No.18260217]

>>18259770
imagine being so insecure you can't even eat spicy food because you're afraid reddit is going to bully you for it.

[Anonymous No.18260497]

>>18259734
Not a bad start to your collection, OP. I'd recommend picking up these saucerinos next:
>Doctor Donkeydick's Anal Holocaust
>Nuclear Ass Blaster
>Anal Toilet Rape
>Toilet Pipe Cleanser
>Hellfire Mouth Killer
>Colonel Buttchug's Irradiated Sphincter Scorcher Sauce
>Captain Sphincter's Swollen Colon Fire Rhea
>Baron von Buttswamp's Turd Degree Burn
>Habanero Ass Hair Incinerator
>Wild-Eyed Rectum 'Recker
>Uncle Devildong's Five-Alarm Ass Magma
>Dirty Darrel's Dingleberry Dissolver
>Pucker Punisher

[Anonymous No.18260509]

>>18259818
>Also Texas Pete kinda sucks, I guess that one is "soy sauce."

what the fuck? them's fightin words. get fucked, yankee

[Anonymous No.18260521]

>>18260497
You forgot:
>Dr. Spice's Mississippi Abortion
>Back Alley Colon Robbery
>Final Fistula Ghost Reaper Sauce
>MONKEYP sauce by incog sauce works

[Anonymous No.18260525]

>>18260497
>t. tried hot sauce once and his ass burnt for the rest of his life
shouldn't have been an anal sex addicted faggot

[Anonymous No.18260557]

>>18259818
Texas Pete isn't a hot sauce. It's made in my homedown. We would drink bottles of it as a snack when I was a kid. Its vinegar and salt and delicious.


My favorite hot sauce right now is Melindas Ghost Pepper wing sauce

[Anonymous No.18260577]

>>18260497
I feel like we have done all we can with names about asses and devils.
It's time for hotsauces to move on to racist slurs.

[Anonymous No.18260634]

>>18259734
Shill be a non sweet hot sauce /ck/. Hardmode, it must be easily available in Sweden. I like the original Tabasco and their chipotle variant as well as Huy Fong's sriracha (but it is too sweet). I don't like the the green jalapeno Tabasco (don't ask me why) nor the habanero variant (too fruity).

[Anonymous No.18261899]

>mfw the scovilles kick in

[Anonymous No.18262129]

>>18259734
Nothing wrong with hot sauce, I think there's been blowback against the "meme" of it because there are many soyylike fellas which make it their personality.

[Anonymous No.18262219]

[Anonymous No.18262277]

>>18262129
I don't feel bad for people who are afraid to develop their own personality, and therefore mold themselves around a "safe" meme personality to avoid becoming outcast in their chosen social circle. They've decided to become cowardly cucked retards. They deserve to have their genetic lines terminated.

[Anonymous No.18262373]

>>18261899
Aw, baby can't handle hot food.

[Anonymous No.18263496]

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>>18262373
it amuses me to no end how hot soys can't handle the bants. learn to laugh at yourselves, hot sauce collectors

[Anonymous No.18263520]

>>18261899
Please be a chilli head for life, like me

[Anonymous No.18264503]

>>18259734

>used to really enjoy hot sauce
>saw a local meetup for hot sauce enthusiasts
>went along, but thought i'd bring a nice gift for everyone
>made a special batch of hot sauce, as hot as I could
>make a special handcrafted wooden container for the bottle to go in
>it is in the shape of an ambulance
>carved the words 'HOT SAUCE WARD' onto the wooden ambulance with the hot sauce bottle inside
>i thought the sauce i made was unbearably hot
>inside the wooden ambulance with a hand knitted cotton doll of myself, wearing a little T-Shirt that said 'Habanero Harold' (my name is harold)
>took the gift to the meetup and presented it
>the 'ring leader' kind of guy who the other hot saucers obviously worship opens the ambulance, takes the hot sauce out
>has a sip
>starts laughing
>literally glugs like 1/3rd of the bottle
>tells me it isn't hot at all, and all the other hot saucers laugh at me
>i get upset, and apologise for bothering them and leave
>few days later get a knock at my door
>open it
>the ambulance is sitting on the floor
>they have carved the words 'MILD FOOD EMERGENCY UNIT' over the words 'hot sauce ward'
>tfw don't like hot sauce now because of the bullies
Hot sauce bros are so cool I just want to be part of them

[Anonymous No.18264640]

>>18260577
>It's time for hotsauces to move on to racist slurs.
Plantation Perry's Nigger Whipper Anus Incinerator 9,000+
Your Name is Toby Fifty Lashes Butthole Basher
Uncle Adolf's 1488 Special Reserve

[Anonymous No.18264757]

>>18259770
Imagine letting hot sauce give you this much PTSD

[Anonymous No.18264764]

>>18264640
I like these especially the Roots reference. Post more.

[Anonymous No.18265081]

>>18261899
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>>18262277

based

[Anonymous No.18265094]

>>18264640
>Uncle Adolf's 1488 Special Reserve
You have a 50/50 chance of getting a bottle that's 6,000,000 Scoville units or 0

[Anonymous No.18265097]

>>18264503
if true; harold you seem like a really cool creative person. fuck them who make hot sauce their personality they are s o y . i would befriend you IRL. don't lose your creative spirit ; with it you'll certainly be welcomed to other social groups. i love you. keep creating king. :) <3

[Anonymous No.18265102]

>>18265097
Nice try Harold

[Anonymous No.18265111]

>>18264503
You are my Super Spicy Habanero Sauce, Harold. Don't let the haters get you down, because if you do it enough times you'll never get back up. Keep saucin', bro.

-Spicy Sam

[Anonymous No.18265121]

>>18265111
checked, this anon is right, if you let your haters go down on you too many times you’ll become the hater and you’ll have to go down on them

[Anonymous No.18265145]

>>18264640
Satan Nigger Death Rape sauce is my favorite.

>>18265094
>or 0
Oi vey.

[Anonymous No.18265270]

>>18265094
Eh more like it originally was 11 million scoville then the label was changed to 6 million but it always tasted closer to around 300k scoville.