Burgers need both lettuce and tomato

[Jimmy "beefsteak" Tomato No.18242771]

For me, a burger without lettuce and tomato is like a pizza without any toppings. How do you guys feel about it?

[Anonymous No.18242785]

>>18242771
I can go without but it's definitely better with

[Anonymous No.18242791]

I don‘t like tomato so i eat my burger without it.
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.18242793]

>>18242771
that looks like a salad in between a burger

[Anonymous No.18242810]

>>18242791
>I don‘t like tomato
to each their own. some love it

[Anonymous No.18242818]

>>18242793
>that looks like a salad in between a burger
? what do you mean?

[Anonymous No.18242864]

Tomato just ruins a burger. Sloppy, wet, little flavor. Any benefit it has can be replaced by a dash of MSG.

[Anonymous No.18242867]

>>18242810
>File: uj9p1edfyxc41.jpg
Unsurprising faggotry..

[Anonymous No.18242880]

>>18242771
Not a fan of tomatoes but i use a massive pile of lettuce on my burgers. It just adds freshness, crunch, moisture and flavour.

[Anonymous No.18242905]

a traditional burger must have lettuce, tom, onion, and preferably mayo. pickles are acceptable as well. cheese too. mustard and ketchup if that’s what your into

[Anonymous No.18242932]

>>18242771
how do I feel about it?
It needs more cooking and less "how is this fast food item"
MOTHERFUCKER, COOK, GRILL, BAKE, FRY, ANYTHING
BUT NOT THIS SHIT

[Anonymous No.18243074]

>>18242771
Don't forget the pickles

[Anonymous No.18243092]

>>18242771
to me a good burger is about every component

without a good patty, it sucks. without good toppings, it sucks.

that said, if you're doing sauteed onions and mushrooms and swiss, the lettuce and tomato is a little extrtaneous. not bad, necessarily, but certainly not needed.

[Anonymous No.18243098]

>>18242864
The trick is a thin slice, with the slime cut out and dashed with salt & pepper

[Anonymous No.18243103]

>>18242864
I enjoy the tomato flavor it brings, but if you want something less sloppy--sundried tomatoes

personally I would love to have a couple extremely thin slices of tomato on a burger, but most tomatoes aren't put on burgers when they are in season so I just use ketchuip

[Anonymous No.18243109]

>>18242771
Onion is for me, a burger without onions is shit
Tomato is bad, it makes the burger soggy

[Anonymous No.18243112]

for me it's
>lettuce
>tomato
>onions (RAW)
>peppers
>mayonnaise
>ketchup
>egg (sunny side up)

[Anonymous No.18243113]

>>18243098
Thin sliced ingredients is always good. Also, give me fries with thousand iskand dressing

[Anonymous No.18243142]

For me, I want no lettuce or tomato. Melted Swiss cheese, onion, and mushrooms are all I need. No lettuce, no tomato, no American cheese, no mustard, no ketchup, no mayo. Beef patty, melted Swiss cheese, mushrooms, onions, on a fresh hamburger bun. That’s it. That’s all I want.

[Anonymous No.18243157]

>>18243142
My nigga <3

[Anonymous No.18244529]

>>18242771
for me it's a burger patty, melted cheese, tangy onion, crisp lettuce, bitter tomato, and a special sauce to tie it all together. eaten at the beach, of course.

[Anonymous No.18244539]

[Anonymous No.18244540]

lettuce is a garbage filler ingredient. who looks at a big piece of meat and thinks "this would be great with a fucking leaf on it?"

[Anonymous No.18244558]

Grilled onion and mustard, further additions are for fags.

[Anonymous No.18244569]

>>18244540
the flavor and texture contrast with and compliments the salty meat patty you fucking philistine

[Anonymous No.18244571]

>>18244558
That’s how I eat Polish sausage, I put it on a hot dog bun

[Anonymous No.18244586]

>>18244571
Damn, that looks gr8.

[Anonymous No.18244592]

>>18242785
correct

[Anonymous No.18244629]

>lettuce
Most of the time yes, provide good crunch
>Tomato
No, it is too slippery and makes the burger unstable.

[Anonymous No.18245044]

>>18244569
Not that anon but if you’re going to get high and mighty with your cultured-ness, maybe double check you’ve used the correct form of compliment/complement, quasi-literate knucklehead
Also, there is no one way for a burger to be before knowing the context; proper execution of protocols depends on surrounding mission objectives - that should be pretty obvious

[Anonymous No.18245891]

>>18245044
nigga suck my dick

[Anonymous No.18245962]

When I was in Iceland I had the best cheeseburger I ever ate in my life. It had lettuce and tomato. Iceland also has good hot dogs
https://grapevine.is/mag/articles/2019/09/12/food-of-iceland-hamburgers/

[Anonymous No.18245975]

>>18242771
there are many types of burgers OPEN YOUR MIND

[Anonymous No.18245989]

>>18243112
Put the onion on the burger while it's cooking and place the cheese over the onion so it melts all around it. If you do it near the end the onion will remain raw.

[Anonymous No.18245996]

For me it's
> Top Bun
> Pickles
> Hot Peppers/ Jalapenos
> Bacon
> Lettuce
> Pepper Jack Cheese
> Beef Patty
> Spicy Ketchup
> Bottom Bun

[Anonymous No.18246002]

>>18245996
forgot onions, i like onions on there too

[Anonymous No.18246026]

>>18242771
Lettuce is awful
>no nutrients
>no calories
>makes everything it touches damp
The tomato will already provide a crunch if you have a good one.
I can't believe we use the Earth's resources to grow this worthless plant. All the CO2 pumped into the air and forests cut down because we're already using perfectly good land to grow this garbage. If you ever buy lettuce you should kys

[Anonymous No.18246031]

>>18246026
forgot
>no flavor
Seriously imagine buying something with no flavor any nutrition

[Anonymous No.18246968]

>>18246031
What, lettuce is one of the keystones of a burger's flavor profile

[Anonymous No.18247400]

>>18246026
>lettuce is terrible
Leafy greens work as roughage in our bodies. Lettuce and other leafy greens help to calm and clear the digestive tract of toxins and waste. Though it's not a pretty side effect, it is essential for your long-term health. You are probably going to get bowel or colon cancer because if your lack of roughage in your diet. When your doctor tells you that you have bowel/colon cancer, you will think of this /ck thread and you will realize how retarded you are

[Anonymous No.18247404]

>>18247400
You can eat something like spinach which isn't complete shit.

[Anonymous No.18247471]

>>18247404
What kind of deranged madman puts spinach on his burger instead of lettuce?

[Anonymous No.18248210]

>>18242771
Lettuce and tomato are jus fillers throw an egg on it

[Anonymous No.18248216]

>>18248210
Do you have to unhinge your jaw like a snake to eat that? Why bother making shit like that. It either gets everywhere or you use a fork and knife.

[Anonymous No.18248240]

>>18248216
Yah your right why bother making something delicious that people are unsure how to eat
Want a hot pocket?

[Anonymous No.18248242]

I ask again, who but a starving man looks at a fucking leaf and thinks "I want to eat this"

[Anonymous No.18248340]

>>18248242
Me.

[Anonymous No.18248342]

>>18244571
that looks fucking great

[Anonymous No.18249408]

>>18247471
I'll do it and there's nothing you can do to stop me

[Anonymous No.18249446]

>>18242771
All I really need is meat and onion.

[Anonymous No.18249526]

bro, burgers are just a construct. Like there are more burger combinations than there are genders...maybe.
signed,
pineapple and pizza.

[Anonymous No.18249997]

>>18242771
I need iceberg lettuce on my hamburger not that fancy green shit. There's something about the cool crispness of iceberg lettuce paired with the hot patty that makes it delicious

[Anonymous No.18250008]

>>18246026
>>makes everything it touches damp
This nigga eating soggy lettuce

[Anonymous No.18250041]

>>18242771
Lettuce is essential (Iceburg for crunch and freshness, not anything fancy), tomato when done correctly is great but done wrong it just makes a mess and compromises the structural integrity.

[Anonymous No.18250048]

>>18250041
Wrong
No flavor, no nutrition, and the texture can be found elsewhere. It's a travesty we waste any energy making and shipping this garbage.

[Anonymous No.18250049]

>>18245891
So this thread showed back up at the top of the catalog, I had forgotten I’d posted in it - simply politely reminding you to watch your mouth/fingers when attempting to “dunk” on someone by calling them a philistine (as if that’s a high brow insult, lel, it usually exposes the user as one as it is), while at the same time either making the egregious mistake of mixing up compliment and complement, as in you implied that the lettuce and tomato you put on your burgers makes flattering remarks to your patties (or perhaps more innocently, it was a typo but you’re too stupid to notice details). Imagine my mirth when I see that you have called me a racial slur, written as if you’re pronouncing it within the ingroup that uses the term “nigger” but without a strong rhotic, to which I don’t belong. I’m confused as the nature of this insult considering I’m not a member of that group and don’t consider it an insult to be called such, and you also commanded me to fellate your penis, which is extremely gay of you. And, considering you think I am black, you are, without sarcasm, commanding, what is in your imagination, a black man to suck your dick. Don’t you think that’s a little strange, unless you happen to be a confident gay man who happens to prefer patterns of deep melanin enrichment? I don’t mean to single out your sexual preferences in particular, but this is an example of a style of insult posting that really seems to have the opposite of its intended effect. I freely admit to phoneposting this as a valve for my ‘sperger’s so that I can function less robotically at a social event tomorrow evening, so thank you for being such a good hearted imbecile to allow me to parse out your misguided aggression while enjoying a few laughs at your expense, and considering the likelihood that poster won’t see this, if any anons have a laugh at my expense, we’ll then we’re doing well lads

[Anonymous No.18250075]

Tomato is not crunchy enough

[Anonymous No.18250711]

For me it’s a cheeseburger, steamed, with lettuce and tomato

[Anonymous No.18250720]

>>18249997
>There's something about the cool crispness of iceberg lettuce paired with the hot patty that makes it delicious
You’ve reminded me of the greatest burger ever created

[Anonymous No.18251757]

>>18250049
bro wtf lmao

[Anonymous No.18251938]

>>18250049
please seek therapy

[Anonymous No.18252044]

>>18242771
I don't mind the lettuce and tomato. But I HATE having to eat them together with the meat in one bite. ESPECIALLY if the salad dressing is seeping onto the meat. DISGUSTING.

That being said: what's wrong with asparagus, artichoke, endive, cabbage, beetroot, hop shoots, spinach or pumpkin?

I HATE the combination with sugary cake, I much prefer actual bread or baked potatoes on the side.

And I want my cheese room temperature, like any grown-up. AFTER my main course for fuck's sake, not DURING.

[Anonymous No.18252048]

>>18246026
>>18246031
Lettuce is top tier if you buy it in season from small producers in beer loving countries called Belgium. Elsewhere it's shit, even in Belgium.

[Anonymous No.18252166]

>>18250720
What the fuck does DLT stand for, anyways? Deluxe Lettuce+Tomato?

[Anonymous No.18252242]

>>18245962
To me that looks like the perfect cheeseburger, assuming there's a bit of onion hiding in there. Meat to bun ratio is good, looks like real cheddar cheese and you don't need to be able to unhinge your jaw to eat the thing.

[Anonymous No.18252252]

>>18250720
Those were awesome but I never understood why the cheese was on the cold side. Letting it melt on the patty would have been way better.

[Anonymous No.18253622]

>>18242864
>Little flavour
Stop buying supermarket tomatoes you retarded cityfag

[Anonymous No.18253639]

>>18252166
...its not a DLT
its a MCD LT
as in McDonalds LT
get it?

[Anonymous No.18253644]

>>18242771
I replace the meat and tomato with a home made black bean patty and thinly cut eggplant/mushrooms. Tastes pretty good to me, but I haven't found the "perfect" sauce to compliment it. I think I'll go homo and start researching all the french sauces to try and decipher it.

[Anonymous No.18253653]

>>18243142
>>18244529
i hate in n out so much its unreal
greetings from kazakhstan

[Anonymous No.18253655]

Just wrap it in lettuce if you like it so much.

[Anonymous No.18253781]

>>18253655
for me it's the triple keto burger

[Anonymous No.18253783]

>>18242771
Lettuce and tomato are nasty. Onions and ketchup is all you need

[Anonymous No.18253784]

>>18253781
So healthy!

[Anonymous No.18253796]

>>18242771
Tomato by itself is fucking disgusting. Shit honestly makes me gag. Lettuce just detracts from the taste of the meat. I remove both and a good burger should just be the beef with cheese and maybe some bacon on top.

[Anonymous No.18253799]

>>18242864
I absolutely despise how ubiquitous tomatoes are on burgers. No, I do not just need to try some “good ones.” I’ve had every type of tomato in every situation. I’ve fucking tried. It will always be slimy and gross to me.

[Anonymous No.18253830]

>>18253796
I've always called tomatoes booger apples since I was a kid. Raw tomatoes are fucking disgusting other than in a Pico de Gallo or ceviche, and even then the acid basically cooks them.

[Anonymous No.18253846]

>>18253830
I do honestly think there is a percentage of the human population that just can’t enjoy raw tomatoes no matter what. Like how cilantro apparently tastes like toothpaste to some people. Someone can hide a tomato in my burger and I can tell instantly because it tastes like slimy shit.

[Anonymous No.18253869]

>>18253784
yep! hardy any carbs! I make homemade keto burgers at home too!

[Anonymous No.18253873]

>>18253799
maybe you should try a good tomato though

[Anonymous No.18253892]

>>18253873
I guarantee you I would bite into it and it would still taste like slimy horrible shit.

[Anonymous No.18253896]

>>18242867
>DUDE YOU CANT JUST TAKE IMAGES FROM THE FORBIDDEN SITE AND BRING THEM HERE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU HOLY SHIT IM LITERALLY SHAKING RN REEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18253918]

>>18253892
sounds like a you problem

[Anonymous No.18253926]

>>18253918
I never said it wasn’t you absolute fucking spastic.

[Anonymous No.18255032]

>>18242771
>lettuce is always wet and slimy
>tomatoes are always bitter from being so hot

Gonna pass m8

[Anonymous No.18255992]

For me it's the vegetarian BLT. I need no bacon. And I certainly don't want a beef patty like you would find on a hamburger. Lettuce and tomato only. And a hamburger bun?, lol, No, toast please.

[Anonymous No.18256417]

>>18242771
It's not required but it does make for a tasty burger

[Anonymous No.18256731]

>>18246026
I used to shit on lettuce and tomato when I was a kid, but then I got older and realised how much better the it sits in your stomach after, it balances out the salty fatty richness of the burger.

[Anonymous No.18257011]

no
the basic ideal burger is buns + meat + cheese + sauce
salt and pepper for meat, maybe some onion powder or just onions on if not making the patties yourself
sauce can be mayo, hot sauce, ketchup
cheese of your choice
also the best burgers are cooked in their own fat, basically on a flat top/pan/etc

[Anonymous No.18257020]

>>18257011
>ordering from the children's menu

[Anonymous No.18257050]

For me it’s a whopper with no cheese. All I need is the lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise

[Anonymous No.18257177]

Lettuce has no flavor, it may add crunch but not in a fast food burger that shit is wilted and soggy you know it I know it.

[Anonymous No.18257194]

>>18257050
Look how small that burger is. so basically you like a veggie sandwich?

[Anonymous No.18258846]

>>18242771
I love tomatoes, but hate how drippy they make the thing. Do I have to remove the seeds every time?

[Anonymous No.18258872]

>>18253896
>"bearing children in modesty"
>by taking dick
>swelling up
>squeezing out 10+ pounds of blood, shit, guts, and baby to ravage the resources of the earth
>>>>>>"""modesty"""

[Anonymous No.18258888]

>>18246026
Lmao imagine being this colossal of a faggot.

[Anonymous No.18258892]

>>18258872
Are you illiterate?