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What message will you write on your omuraisu?

>> No.18212845
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18212845

Nigger

>> No.18212850

>>18212845
/thread

>> No.18212852

>>18212845
based nanachiposter

>> No.18212861

>>18212839
>omuraisu
Japs abbreviate like such fucking faggots
"pasokon" "apaato" "makudo" "terebi" "sumaho"
Stupid fucking nip fags
Hate that retarded sounding shit like you would not fucking believe

>> No.18212914

巨乳ファン

>> No.18213071

>>18212839
>What message will you write on your omuraisu?
DUDE WEED LMAO

>> No.18213101
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>>18212839
>eggs rice ketchup
I'll admit to having never tried it but how I imagine it that combination sounds less than pleasant.

>> No.18213127

When the pawn hits the conflicts he thinks like a king what he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight and he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring there's no body to batter when your mind is your might so when you go solo, you hold your own hand and remember that depth is the greatest of heights and if you know where you stand, then you know where to land and if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right.

>> No.18213131

Poop emoji.

>> No.18213303

>>18213101
Something that may not be apparent from pictures, but the eggs are really runny and gooey. That's why I don't like it.

>> No.18213328

>>18212861
My pet peeve is when they turn single English words into initials per syllable, like OP = OPening and ED = EnDing.

>> No.18213330

>>18213071
>not DUDE WEEB LMAO
Missed opportunity.

>> No.18213331

>>18212839
3====D

>> No.18213563
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18213563

"Don't forget love."

>> No.18214118

"FBGM"

>> No.18214317

>>18212839
Get Crammin'™

>> No.18214338

>>18212845
fippy bippy

>> No.18214341

>>18212861
ok chang

>> No.18214353

>>18212861
This happens in a bunch of western European languages, which is where the Japanese picked it up from when developing loanwords.
>>18213328
TV

>> No.18214373

>>18212845
FPBP

>> No.18214422

>>18214353
>This happens in a bunch of western European languages
'zamples

>> No.18214425

>>18213563
>blue text
>not writing a funny internet link
ngmi

>> No.18214426

>>18212839
Not even a real picture of omurice get the fuck off of this board

>> No.18214430

>>18212839
Nothing cause I'm fucking hungry

>> No.18214456

IP grabber

>> No.18214457
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>>18212839

>> No.18214458

>>18214422
When combining words like "pasokon" or "sumaho", it's called a portmanteau or syllabic abbreviation. In English, you get words like "smog", "motel", "brunch", etc. or place names like "Soho" and "Socal".
Shortening words down to their first syllables like "apaato" or "terebi" is called truncation. It actually winds up creating a lot of commonly accepted words like "ad" or "advert" instead of "advertisement", "memo" instead of "memorandum", etc.

>> No.18214599

Nothing, because omurice is garbage food for kids. Even at expensive yoshoku joints it's not going to be the best thing on the menu, because ketchup rice caters to people with childish palates. The eggs are usually dope, but even dressed up ketchup rice with mushrooms and whatnot is still just sad.
Source: over 10 years eating food all over Japan.

>> No.18214763

>>18213101
I'm gonna be honest, I fell for the meme after watching some asian cooking channels and seeing some pro jap chefs make omurice and it looked really good.
Then I made it and quickly realized it's fucking ketchup, rice, and eggs.

>> No.18214830

>>18214353
Television/TV gets a pass because it's a compound word.

>> No.18214833

>>18214457
It's the wrong way around, dummy

>> No.18214838
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>>18214833
That's a Japanese swastika. They read things backwards.

>> No.18214921

>>18214458
>anon asks for examples of "a bunch of western european languageS" that use portmanteaus and truncation
>this pseud gives only one
Nigga, see that S there? That denotes a fucking plural. More. Than. One. Language. You dumb fucking faggot.

>> No.18215226

>>18214921
You seem genuinely upset. I literally gave the terms for forming words like that so he could go look them up in the language of his choice. These things exist in many languages, I just felt that since it was an English language discussion on an English language website, English languages examples were the most appropriate.
By the way, all he asked for were "'zamples". I gave examples. Ram something up your ass to calm yourself down, faggot.

>> No.18215321
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>>18214838
>All those who lose a war are identified as evil.

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>>18212845

>> No.18215356

>>18215321
I don't think people see the USA as evil for losing Afghanistan.

>> No.18215359

>>18215356
Bay of Pigs, on the other hand...

>> No.18215374

>>18212861
Lol you sound gay as fuck. The Japanese would call your monkey pox “Monpo”.
Your new name is Monpo-kun.

>> No.18215382

>>18214921
>zoomer education
God you kids are sad.

>> No.18215489

Dubs and I'll write it on my omurice tonight and post proofs

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18216206

>>18215489
Rolling

>> No.18216224
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I once made this

>> No.18216232
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>>18212845
>Primer post mejor post
Keep at it champ

>> No.18216238

>>18212845
epic

>> No.18216367

>>18215489
Sneed