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18207563 No.18207563 [Reply] [Original]

do ham-sniffers really need hardhats

>> No.18207567
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>>18207563
I'm guessing in a slaughter house there's a lot of shit hanging over your head, so probably

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>>18207563
Look at the size of those pig balls next to him

They're almost bigger than his head, of course he wants to protect himself. You should have known this OP, considering how many dicks you suck.

>> No.18207572

>>18207563
Of course they do. He's at his limit. He might pass out and hit his head.

>> No.18207614

>>18207563
I bet he said the same thing with his limit was 300 hams, perhaps the this is the key to long term limit breaking?

>> No.18207620

>>18207563
Dude he’s in a massive building with hams hanging at head-level.
Have you ever seen a whole ham? They’re big and heavy. And when they’ve been cured, they’re hard as fuck.

>> No.18207642

>>18207563
Most food processing plants make you wear a bump cap. I've had moments of annoyance when I bumped my head against a shackle or the corner of a machine that would have been life or death trips to the hospital without one.

>> No.18207798

>>18207563
hardhats are for small things falling on worksites.
of course he needs it.

>> No.18207843

>>18207563
If a ham fell on top of you it could potentially hurt you a lot, a helmet makes sense, nobody wore them when I worked at a sheep place but the pigs are probably a lot heavier on average.

>> No.18207854

>>18207563
>If only you knew how ham things really are

>> No.18208033

You have to clean your nose with certain liquid after the sniff

>> No.18208684
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>>18207563
U have no idea what this man goes through

>> No.18208693

>>18208684
I kekd

>> No.18208708

>>18207563
Those hams are aged in a natural cave, so stones and shit falling from the ceiling are a real danger.

>> No.18208763
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Yes. The hams hang over him, like heavy swords of Hamocles, ready to drive their cured meat into his soft supple flesh at any given moment. Every second at work could be his last, if he wore no helmet that is. Even then, other dangers await, of the olfactory kind.

>> No.18208784

>>18207563
He needs the hardhat because the hams are in the ham cave. Ham stalactites and such, you know.

>> No.18208786

>>18207563
*SNIFFFFFF*

>> No.18208787

>>18207843
what did the sheep smell like

>> No.18208811

>>18207563
My uncle also hams man he is sniffer. Sometimes he get fall threats but never died. Stay strong hams is hard job

>> No.18208822

>>18207563
You think the hardhat is for HIS safety?

>> No.18208846

>>18207642
I've hit my head so hard while wearing a hard hat that I smelled blood so I can only imagine I would have suffered brain damage without it

>> No.18208854
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>>18207563
Yes.

>> No.18208858

>>18208854
>10-24
what is this futuristic dog trying to tell us

>> No.18209136

>>18207567
Did they fuck him?!

>> No.18209155

>>18208858
I think that's the comic's date, October 24th.

>> No.18209161

>>18208811
kek

>> No.18209169

>>18209155
what the fuck, that's my birthday

>> No.18209213

EIGHT HUNDERED
AND THREE
HAMS

>> No.18209242
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>>18207563
>My vision wavers with each ham I sniff,
>but I can bear it.

>My mind and flesh are scraping off, and my existence is fading.
>My body screams with each of my sniffs, and I'm beginning to see my death, a mere thirty hams ahead.
>There's no fear.
>All I have is…
>...The joy of being able to sniff hams.

>I can still sniff.

>> No.18209244

>>18209155
actually it's the other way around because it's european

>> No.18209249

>>18209244
Right, it's the 14th of December 2: Electric Boogaloo.

>> No.18209251

>>18208684
nice

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>>18207563

>> No.18209267

>>18207563
For me, it's his anime-tier backstory:
>Mr. Vega’s boss, cellar quality-control chief Cristina Sánchez Blanco, 44, detailed the test required to become a sniffer. Aspirants must detect minute, varying concentrations of five liquids in water—ammonia, gin, wine (usually fino sherry), rubbing alcohol and vinegar.
>The ratio can be, at maximum, 5 milliliters per liter or as infinitesimal as 0.8 milliliter, a range of roughly 75 to 12 drops in a standard 750 milliliter wine bottle. Test takers analyze the solutions in plastic cups, which makes it a timed test, said Ms. Sánchez Blanco, because the plastic smell gradually overwhelms the scents of the liquids.

>Some hopefuls take as long as an hour on the test.
>Mr. Vega said he took 10 minutes.

>> No.18210191

>>18209267
MASAKA. SASUGA, VEGA-SAMA.

>> No.18210215

>>18207563
In case them ham falls on them

>> No.18210225

>>18207563
imagine the smell

>> No.18210234

did anyone save the blade runner ham edit?

>> No.18210237
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>>18209267
He... He's fast...!

>> No.18210262

>>18207563
That pig hanging over him like The Sword of Hamocles

>> No.18210264

>>18208763
kek, stellar post

>> No.18210270

>>18207563
Aside from safety it’s probably also more hygienic, I’d rather have a hard hat hit my ham than his hair.

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>>18207642
One time I wasn't wearing a bump cap while moving around/behind/under some equipment and rammed my head full force in to a self tapping screw
its the kind pain and rage where you just start walking in a random direction for 5 minutes

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>>18209267

>> No.18210403

>>18209267
>Overpowered Character is justified by being a "prodigy"
>Probably some bullshit about how he enrolled in the elite ham-sniffing academy at six years old
>When on the crusp of failure, he just needs to give an impassioned speech of going past his limit to succeed
I fucking hate modern anime and how the writers don't even give a shit anymore. Can't believe Otakus will defend this shit

>> No.18210422

>>18210403
HIS NOSE IS THE NOSE THAT WILL SNIFF THE HEAVENS!

>> No.18210431

>>18210290
More like mean at pork, am i right?

>> No.18210443

>>18209169
happy birthday anon

>> No.18210497

>>18210326
yeah, it hurts.
>get shitty job at a factory on a production line
>only tall person who works there
>need to fiddle with stuff on the line
>stand up, hit back of head on one of the hanging terminals and cut it badly because they have sharp bits of sheet metal on the bottom for some reason
I sued. I won. Fuck all these niggers designing everything for manlets.

>> No.18210501

>>18210497
oh yeah, I won because they didn't offer any bump caps.

>> No.18210720

why is he wearing the hard-hat backwards?

>> No.18210748
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18210748

You best keep sniffing, boy!
Big Ham don't like to be kept waiting.

>> No.18210765
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18210765

Sniffed Hams, old family recipe.

>> No.18210772

>>18210748
dios mio..

>> No.18211023

>>18209267
....H-how can one man possess such a sense for ham?

>> No.18211028

>>18210403
>>Probably some bullshit about how he enrolled in the elite ham-sniffing academy at six years old
Top jej

>> No.18211033

I’m buying one. Best ham (Iberico) on the planet, and it’s not even close.

>> No.18211034

>>18210326
Ouch, that hurts. At least you didn't hit your eye, could've been much worse
>>18210497
Glad you won, anon. Any potentially hazardous work place that doesn't make safety equipment readily available deserves to get sued into oblivion

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>>18211051
This guy knows, he was there.

>> No.18211294

>>18209267
>>18210403
One day he is going to find an unsniffable ham and workers are going to find him unconscious in a corner with indications that he oversniffed and was defeated, the start of the Dark Ham arc

>> No.18211304

>>18209169
I’m in your walls

>> No.18211305

>>18207563
Yo don't see the thousands of super heavy pig legs hanging over his fucking head?

>> No.18211310

I get that calling it "Ham Sniffer" is simply the accurate term, but it still sounds like the worst thing to have on your resume.
>Yes, i worked the last 10 years as a Ham Sniffer.

>> No.18211342

>>18211310
better to be a ham-sniffer than a pork-poker

>> No.18211514
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18211514

>>18207567
>grow grow grow

>> No.18211531

Will a job in sausage listening help me get a position as ham sniffer?

>> No.18211622

>>18211310
Resume? Ham sniffing is a lifer job

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>>18211342
I once knew a guy who had Cattle Inseminator on his CV.

>> No.18211635

>>18211624
did he do it as work or a hobby?

>> No.18211658

>>18211635
I sure hope it was work.

>> No.18211665

>>18208787
I worked directly with the guts and for the most part it really wasn't very bad at all, but then every now and again something absolutely foul smelling would come down

>> No.18211667

>>18210497
You're the reason China is now the world's manufacturer.

>> No.18211684

>>18211667
Right, it's some tall guy's fault and not the fact that they're geographically the size of Europe with over four times the population of the US.

>> No.18211693

>>18211684
He means the over-all wussyness and sueingness of Western men.

The best solution, really, is to have made the Chinese slaves. We don't have to work but they also don't get to become rich from us.
Why aren't Chinese our slaves again?

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>>18210765
Fuuuuuck

>> No.18212182

>>18207563
what if a ham falls?

>> No.18212183

>>18211693
>demanding retribution makes you a wuss
Christ, I'd hate to live in China.

>> No.18212197

>>18212183
You can demand it, it's not socially frowned upon, you'd just never get it lol.
China is practically industrial revolution England, maybe even worse since they lack ANY sort of moral guidance (id est: England had Christianity at the VERY least).

>> No.18212200

that thread was so good

>> No.18212208

>>18211693
>me cut head
>deverop tetanus
>but at reast country GDP keep rise!
>me reasonabre sacrifice

>> No.18212213

>>18207567
Imagine how nice it would feel getting every bone in your body cracked at the same time. Sign me up.

>> No.18212351

>>18210748
He can eat a ham in one single gulp

>> No.18212365

>>18212208
Have you considered being aware of your surroundings? I never get up from a crouch without looking above me. Personal responsibility is important.

>> No.18212664

>>18212365
Stop making excuses for tolerating hazardous working conditions. Labor laws and safety equipment exist for a reason.

>> No.18212998

>>18211667
Anon, jobs like these literally prey on people too stupid to know their rights.
They literally present a contract with 9 to 5 hours, demand you come in early, and try to not let you leave until 9-10pm. Packhouses in my country are currently throwing up a fuss because (with the lack of backpackers to exploit) they have to hire locals, which means they're legally required to pay minimum wage. They also have the right to fire you at notice without cause, and the work is "full time casual" so when you end up working for 90 hours in a week, you don't get any overtime pay. The sole reason they do these retarded 13 hour shift gimmicks is to minimize the number of people actually employed - below certain thresholds (100 employees, etc), the minimum standards of safety are lower, and they're not required to hire any full-time employees.
And this is for an industry which is making record profits, and is also being price gouged extremely heavily in my country (all the groceries are sold by two government backed chains with strict anti-competitive leases, so they can get away with it).
Imagine paying 20usd for steak, when that same steak being exported from your country overseas is being sold for 6-7 USD (in places that earn more than you do).

>> No.18213151

>>18212213
It's great that people want to bring back old torture methods in a modern format. Need to keep traditions alive.

>> No.18213354

>>18207567
somebody give me the quick rundown on this

>> No.18213397

>>18213354
see
>>18211514

>> No.18213417

>>18207563
It's a liability thing. If a ham fell on his head, and he wasn't issued a hard hat, they could be jued for negligence. There's probably material safety data sheets posted all around the ham house, and he probably has to keep his first aid and cpr training up to date. I'm surprised he's not forced to wear eye protection and a reflective safety vest as well.

>> No.18214481

>>18207567
>no girl will ever do this to me and keep me in her basement
brehs...

>> No.18214521

>>18207563
I work in a slaughterhouse. There are dead hogs hanging from chains overhead on a mechanical line that moves them through the kill floor. Some of these hogs weigh almost 800 lbs. Yes, you need a hard hat.

>> No.18214529

>>18214521
If one of those carcasses hits your head, your neck will break. Your hard hat won't save you.

>> No.18214535

>>18214529
You would genuinely be surprised at how well hard hats perform. Besides, your post is basically like saying "well, safety gloves won't protect you from a bandsaw".

>> No.18214545

>>18214535
No I wouldn't. I'm often required to wear them at sites I go to. The protection is useless in many situations, and they frequently cause you to bump against objects that you would have otherwise instinctively avoided because they expand so far beyond your natural scalp. As for safety gloves, they come in a large number of different grades and many are not effective against a bandsaw.

>> No.18214690

>>18211693
Maybe because you are retarded. You should look into that.

>>18212183
Anon, it's not the Chinese telling you this.

>> No.18214888

You should wear a hardhat and steel toed boots in pretty much any kind of industrial space

>> No.18214923

>>18209267
hamime

>> No.18214935

>>18214529
>skipping neck day
gotta get those 20x5 tombstones in bro

>> No.18214943

>>18214545
>it is still possible to be injured while wearing a searbelt, so you shouldn't bother wearing them at all
Fucking retard

>> No.18214992

>>18211693
Because the commies moved in and BTFO the opium trade with an iron fist policy and now they're ironically the biggest capitalists on the planet.

>> No.18215002

>>18214545
>The protection is useless in many situations
And of those situations, extremely few would be any better by not wearing a helmet.
>and they frequently cause you to bump against objects that you would have otherwise instinctively avoided because they expand so far beyond your natural scalp.
Key word being "bump," where in the situation without a helmet, it is likely to be more than a bump. Not like you've gone your life without getting head impacts, for reasons often out of your perception.

Hard hats are actively annoying to wear, but protect your brain much more effectively than just relying on your skull. They're not perfect, the just take a constant cost to minimize significantly more costly risks. AKA boring and cringe but practical.

>> No.18215355

>>18214992
So you're saying drugs are bad?

>> No.18215534

>>18215355
always have been

>> No.18215632

>>18207563
You have no idea.

No fucking idea.

>> No.18215986

>>18207563
>>18207567
>>18207568
Does a hard hat really matter if a 200lb piece of equipment falls on you? Even 50lbs seems it could hurt you regardless of a hat.

>> No.18216013

>>18215986
No
Bump caps are basically just to provide a buffer zone so you don't ram your head in to steel beams full force, or get nuts/bolts/hand tools dropped on your head, or in the case of a pork processing plant, clobbered by a stray hoof or chain hanging about your head. If you get 200lbs dropped on your head, your neck is more of a concern than your skull.

>> No.18216034

>>18210748
How does he get out without breaking the hams?

>> No.18216056

>>18207642
Unless you manage to bump your head against a buzz saw, how the fuck are you gonna be in danger of life?

>> No.18216097

Lucky faggot.
I got covid 2 years back and I still only smell at about 30% and taste at maybe 50%.

>> No.18216266

>>18211514
Lol
Lmao

>> No.18216435

>>18211667
China desperately wants to stop being the world's manufacturer because it's a bitch job. They want to be a service economy like the west.

>> No.18216493

They'd really make him sniff all those hams? But that's so cruel.

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>>18208763
KEK

>> No.18217036

>>18216056
You'd be surprised how many sharp steel edges there are.

>> No.18217272

>>18208684
Good one

>> No.18218396

>>18207563
Sounds like a very anti-semetic job.

>> No.18218642

>>18211667
you're the reason why there's gore slideshows at every industrial site induction

>> No.18219166

>>18207563
white hardhats are a status symbol showing your lessers that you're important

>> No.18219693

>>18219166
Our plant has a red stripe, red hat, red hat with white stripe, and white hat in ascending order of rank.

>> No.18219696

>>18207563
conceptualize the aroma

>> No.18219713

>>18219166
The company I work for provides all the safety gear with the company logo, but there's kind of an unspoken rule that you buy a piece of non-standard gear once you finish your apprenticeship. Sometimes it's the hard hat, but usually it's the visi-vest. It's partly so an apprentice can pick out a particular journeyman because it's "Jim with the blue hard hat" or "Keith with the black visi-vest", but also because apprentices are usually poor and all wear the company gear.

>> No.18219734

>>18219713
>buying your own gear because you don't want to look poor

lmao the absolute state of blue collar.

>> No.18219769

>>18219734
Office workers have their own weird idiosyncrasies and cliquish social trends. It's just human nature.

>> No.18219795

>>18219769
most blue collars are content to wear the issued gear but let it get dirty and stained to show they actually do work.
the guys at your job are prissy princesses.

>> No.18219796

>>18207563
Actually it's to stimulate your hypothalamus by keep your head warm and sweaty

>> No.18219805

>>18219795
I don't know where I implied that we don't get dirty. Furthermore, we have boxes of the stuff at our office so if guys were really that self-conscious they could grab half a dozen sets of gear and nobody would give a fuck.
You need to stop putting words into people's mouths, dude.

>> No.18219812

>>18219166
If I show up at a construction site wearing a pink hardhat would they let me suck them during a break time?

>> No.18219858

>>18219795
Everyone i know buys their own gear to some extent. You're wearing it all the time, why wouldn't you want it to be quality? The status games are just a natural side effect

>> No.18220083

>>18219858
My company sells the gear you need deducted from your next check, so you're buying your own shit either way.

>> No.18220228

>>18207563

How do I get a job as a ham sniffer? I think this is something I could be really good at. I have been smelling ham for a good 15 years now, for free.

>> No.18220266

>>18220228
You must price yourself his equal
>>18209267

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>>18220266
*prove, fuck btfo for mobileposting again

>> No.18220654

>>18220266
>>18220273
Teebeeaych price yourself his equal is a good way of putting it. Gotta make sure you're worth the price, your ham sniffing skills need to be tip top notch

>> No.18220716

>>18211514
Impossible. No man can eat 50 eggs.

>> No.18220728

>>18207563
hams are pretty heavy.

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18220747

>>18220716
>I'M BETTER THAN YOU, NEWMAN! I ATE 51! I'M BETTER THAN YOU!

>> No.18220767

>>18211667
dis nigga trippin

>> No.18221413

>>18220273
>>18220654
Nah I'm pretty sure you can just claiming it the company would just hire you as a mascot for this one(1) piece of article if you look like a ham sniffer

>> No.18221441

>>18221413
I bet Mr. Vega could smell your porky ass from a mile away and even know you were about to piss yourself in sheer fear just by the ammonia concentration.

>> No.18222620

>>18216034
He can navigate his way through using only his sense of smell.
This is something that any seasoned Ham Sniffer can do.

>> No.18224368

>>18208858
10-24 is trucker cb code for "completed previous assignment"

>> No.18224449

>>18212998
I worked at a place that had "part time flex" which was basically "full time but we don't give you benefits then cut your hours if you work too much and we legally have to make you a full time employee"

>> No.18225257

>>18207563
He could faint from so much ham sniffing and hit his head you insensitive basterd.

>> No.18225885

>>18224449
Yeah, it's pretty damn stupid that they're allowed to get away with it.
I saw a truck driver position advertised here recently.
>70 hours a week casual full time (aka fuck you) split shifts 7 days a week
>require four years of truck driving experience
>inquire just out of curiosity
>they want to pay minimum wage
Many of these companies deserve to go bankrupt. Unfortunately, they wont.

>> No.18225901

>>18215986
It can mean the difference between a glancing blow and getting your head split open.