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I'm at a buffet right now. Here's plate #1.

>> No.18171017

>>18171014
Where is plate 6?

>> No.18171022

>>18171014
don't eat rice and potatos dude

>> No.18171025

>>18171014
>5 minutes in
>still on plate 1
God you're a loser

>> No.18171064

>>18171014
where are you eating that has metal plates?

>> No.18171099
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Finished all of plate 1. Now onto plate 2.

>> No.18171105
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A side of snow crab legs

>> No.18171109

>>18171099
>two burgs
Protip: make it one double burger, discard extra bun.

>> No.18171111

fucking amateur over here didn't your parents teach you how to buffet?

>> No.18171113

>>18171014
>>18171099
Skip the bread and potatoes.
Go for the meats. Find the expensive fruits and desserts. What are you even doing, OP? Just eating what makes you happy??
NO!!1!
I will continue to watch as your plates grow smaller.

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>>18171111

>> No.18171124

>>18171111
quads of truth

>> No.18171125
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they got one of those Mongolian grill things where they cook it for you?

>> No.18171126

All this shit looks good af

>> No.18171133

>that table

Shit... I've been either there or places like that.

>> No.18171136

>>18171099
Took these twink THIRTY MINUTES to finish ONE plate? And he follows up with that tiny ass plate?

>> No.18171139

>>18171125
Not him, but I never use those things at buffets. They add too much cheap shit. I want meat and meat and seafood and a little peppers with sauce.

>> No.18171140
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>>18171111
neat

>> No.18171142

>>18171139
at all the ones I've been to you make your own plate with whatever you want, they only cook what you put on the plate

>> No.18171143

>>18171111
Quads have spoken

>> No.18171144
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>>18171105
>>18171099
>>18171014
not bad, keep going

>> No.18171147

>>18171140
>Lookin good Susan

>> No.18171151

>>18171014
Rice or marshed potatoes? We may never know

>> No.18171154

>>18171014
who gets fucking white rice at a buffet
fuck you

>> No.18171162
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18171162

salad time. we're winding down boys.

>> No.18171181

>>18171162
A piece of salad is first. Then seafood cheesy Krab.

>> No.18171184

>>18171162
What's for dessert?

>> No.18171193
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>>18171184
heh..funny you should ask

>> No.18171195

>>18171181
we have salad at the end and the beginning both

>> No.18171200

>>18171193
oh no someone puke on the side of your plate bro!

>> No.18171210

>>18171193
>Chocolate syrup on the bottom
Nice
You massive fuck up

>> No.18171223

>>18171193
>>18171162
>>18171105
>>18171099
>>18171014
>all this food
the man is at least 200kg

>> No.18171224

>>18171193
shiet

>> No.18171245

OP is a pussy

>> No.18172007

based buffetchad. I bet the waitresses were dripping wet at your alpha domination of the food cart

>> No.18172010

>>18171223
yeah but that's like 140lbs what's the big deal

>> No.18172015

>>18171014
Did you really eat all that? I would unironically be incredibly ill halfway though

>> No.18172559

>>18171200
Have you never had cobbler?

>> No.18172563

>>18171014
Why so much bark on your pulled pork?

>> No.18172564

>>18171223
not necessarly, in canada we have these unlimited buffets and sometimes it<s nice to go there to destroy your face with foods.

good childhood memories.

>> No.18172578

>>18172564
Have you ever been to a limited buffet? Do you think that's common thing somewhere else?
In America buffets are pretty much by definition unlimited, I've never heard of a buffet that isn't all one cares to eat.
In Japan, though, buffets can be all you care to eat but limited by time. Yakiniku or shabushabu tabehoudai is usually for an hour and a half or two hours total, but within that time go fuckin' nuts. Ditto at beer gardens.

>> No.18172610

>>18172007
there are no waitresses at a buffet retard

>> No.18172617
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>>18171014
>white rice at a buffet

>> No.18172623

>>18172559
don't tell me you think that cat puke is a fruit cobbler
you poor delirious man

>> No.18172632

>>18172610
have you ever even been to a fucking buffet?

>> No.18172631
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>>18172610
>drinks just magically appear

>> No.18172634

>>18172632
yes!

>> No.18172638

>>18172631
yeah you get your ass up and walk over to the soda fountain you little bitch
magic

>> No.18172643

>>18172634
does your caretaker make you wear a helmet when you go out?

>> No.18172649

>>18172643
no but your mom polishes my helmet when I get home

>> No.18172655

>>18172649
shut the fuck up faggot my deceased mother would have spit in your retarded faggot face and then laughed when you start crying like a little bitch

>> No.18172663

>>18172655
she did spit in my face, because I paid her to
then she spit on my dick and shoved it down her throat

>> No.18172673

>>18172663
lol no she didn't you limpdick shrimpdick little bitch imagine trying to talk shit when you don't even know how a buffet works lmao

>> No.18172678

>>18172673
imagine trying to talk shit when you know how your mom worked my cock

>> No.18172688

>>18172678
is my little retard gonna keep repeating himself? just don't start crying little faggot

>> No.18172733

>>18171014
>>18171099
>>18171105
>>18171162
>>18171193
Is this Golden Corral or some kind of casino?

>> No.18174267

>>18172688
Sorry for making your mom asphyxiate with my dick anon.

>> No.18174765

>>18174267
>>18172688
stop it you two

>> No.18174801

>>18171014
>>18171099
>Rice
>Potatoes
>Batter
>Bread buns
>Dough

>> No.18174822

>>18172610
>there are no waitresses at a buffet retard
waitresses may seat you at your table, sometimes, but always are the ones that bring beverages like a pot of tea and cups, sodas, ice tea from pitchers, or waters. They offer chopsticks and extra cutlery, extra napkins and clear used plates at every course. If they didn't immediately clearn plates, newbs would be tempted to eat off a plate and then return to the buffet to refill it with 2nds or items they meant to get but forgot. That's idiots for you. So sanitation absolutely depends on their being prompt and efficient. This is at every single buffet I've been to.