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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>it's a ryan episode

>> No.18159920

orange fool

>> No.18159922
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>>18159913
______ ____

>> No.18159941

Well, back in olden times, a large, fat person like this was a person of power. A person who had money, who could buy food. A person of respect, like the regional manager of the day. Whereas someone athletic and trim like Townsend was somebody who worked in the fields, as a peasant.

>> No.18159945

F
O R A N G E
O
L

>> No.18159949
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18159949

>Orange Fool
>insult a sitting president
>get mad that people are now talking about politics in the comments when you started it

>> No.18159962

>Orange Fool
>it's actually yellow
How in the HECK did he get away with this?

>> No.18159979

>>18159962
>orange fool
>he actually pays less taxes than you
who's the fool now?

>> No.18160118

>>18159941
An orange fool, if you would.

>> No.18160143

>>18159941
that dude would have been the fattest man on earth in the `18th c

>> No.18160175

>>18159913
Holy shit what an absolute unit wtf

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>>18159941
Nobles in the 18th century were trim and FABULOUS. That blob would have only been something you'd see in a freakshow.

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>>18160175
an ogre of a man, if you will

>> No.18160200

>>18159949
He has a writer who gives him topics and recipes to cover. He made a dessert that exists and was made during the 1700s and you retards read too far into it because you're spergs who can't go a single hour without getting upset over political opinions of others.

>> No.18160202
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>>18160143
>hurr durr, fat people didn't exist in the past
ENTER.

>> No.18160212

>>18160202
THE LORD OF LARD
THE BARON OF BLOAT
THE CHAMPION OF CHUB
DANIEL FUCKING LAMBERT
>punched out a bear that was trying to eat his dog
>could swim floating carrying two grown men
>could walk 20 miles without breaking a sweat
>could do a standing high-kick split without losing balance
>got absolutely fucking swole on an 18th century diet
Daniel Lambert was a god.

>> No.18160217

>>18159913
I hate this fat fuck so much. I hate him. He contributes literally nothing to any of the videos and he's just irritating to look at. Dude definitely doesn't do ANY fucking work. His beady little molester eyes freak me the FUCK out. KILL ALL FAT PEOPLE
Channel owner on the left is based though

>> No.18160219

>>18160212
>>got absolutely fucking swole on an 18th century diet
18th century diets were fine as long as you weren't living in a city

>> No.18160223

>>18160217
Fuck you twink, the fatty stays. #FatPrideForevah

>> No.18160226

>>18160219
Tell me when you're heavy enough to have punched a bear into submission, faggot. Go make another "seed oil" thread.

>> No.18160239

>>18159913
Why doesn't the little guy use some of his nutritional wisdom and save the fatass's life by telling him to eat less.

>> No.18160241

>>18160226
meds

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>>18160217
>nnnnoooo, not the fat people...!
>*punches you out*
>*fucks your wife*
>*lifts more than you will in your life*

>> No.18160274

>>18159941
Wrong. Fat people were oddities and they often got made fun of, especially if they needed assistance with things. Young nobles were supposed to be fit and able to mount and a horse.

>> No.18160294
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>>18160274
You seriously underestimate the fortitude of horses.
>this was considered a LIGHT horse in 18th century England

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18160298

>>18160196
*crack*
*sip*
yuuup they dont make em like they used to heh heh

>> No.18160302

>>18160294
VGH.... MY ANCESTOR

>> No.18160304

>>18160217
i'm pretty sure he's the main producer of the show actually

>> No.18160308

>>18160298
He was a fat pig but he WAS fab.

>> No.18160318
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>>18160294
>norf FC memes have been around since the 1700s
Holy shit

>> No.18161120

>>18159941
kek

>> No.18161219

>>18160202
>>18160212
>At the age of eight he was a keen swimmer,[7] and for much of his life he taught local children to swim.[8] Lambert's paternal uncle—like his father—also worked with animals, but as a professional gamekeeper; his maternal grandfather was a breeder of champion fighting cocks.[6] Lambert grew up with a strong interest in field sports,[6] and was particularly fond of otter hunting, fishing, shooting and horse racing.[9] From his early teens, Lambert was a keen sportsman[6] and by his late teens he was considered an expert in the breeding of hunting dogs.[10]
Just looked this giant fucker up and he's a Chad if I've ever seen one

>> No.18161265

>>18160118
kek

>> No.18161270

I'M FRUSTRATED

>> No.18162088

>>18159913
Fuck this faggot. I stopped watching and unsubbed, after his anti Trump video. I'm sick of these faggots getting political.

>> No.18162095

>>18159913
The fucking size of that dude.
Absolute unit.

>> No.18162919
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18162919

foolish orange

>> No.18162944

>chuds are still seething about the dumb drink
I doubt Townsend even knew who was the president was famalam he lives in a historical role play village

>> No.18162950

>>18160217
he helped dig the well you cunt

>> No.18162953

>>18159913
the one dude starting to look like he only grooms his beard with 18th century implements

>> No.18162995

>>18162950
No, he didn't. Fat fucker probably can't even walk without ankle bracers.

>> No.18163036
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18163036

I love him.

>> No.18163110

>>18160298
He got a bad injury. Beforehand he was a warlord king who led armies in battles and participated in knight tournaments. It's like those dudes who are super fit playing sports and training all the time in their early 20s who bloat up in their late 20s when they stop but keep eating the same.

>> No.18163217

>>18160202
damn, this nigga must've been rich af. i bet he got all the bitches.

>> No.18163223

>>18163036
In awe at the size of this lad

>> No.18163234

>>18159913
Dude is wearing a tablecloth

>> No.18163290

>>18163036
This is not a man, this is a walking wrecking ball

>> No.18163483

>>18160143
>>18160175
>>18160196
>>18160198
>>18160217
>>18163290
Ryan is the prince regent of /ck/ he is the epitome of all you fucks love.
he likes good food
good booze
good smokes
he is actually you.

>> No.18163624

>>18163036
Does Townsend let him have his way with his daughters?

>> No.18163634

>>18163036
Is that a fucking Totenkopf T-shirt?

>> No.18163753

>>18160202
the brush adds thirty pounds

>> No.18163810

>>18159913
Fat people usually fill me with disgust
But this lad is based
I feel like his obesity is justified in some way, maybe it's his gentle temperament

>> No.18164189
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he's a big guy...

>> No.18164250

ORANGE FOOL LOL

>> No.18164321

>>18159913
>It's a slave food episode

>> No.18164632

>>18160294
the blue guy is absurdly small

>> No.18164973

>>18160298
Why is his penis sticking out?

>> No.18166167

>>18164973
That was painted in 1536-1537, right at the peak of large codpieces in fashion.

>> No.18166637

>>18166167
Henry VIII had a case of some king disease that was like gout of the pubis and it was like a hernia. So he couldn't wear pants tight but the codpiece covered it up

>> No.18166683

>>18160202
I'd scrub him down first, but yeah, I'd enter that. If he behaves himself, I might even let him enter me.

>> No.18166783

>>18163036
What an absolute ogre of a man. He could kill Townsends with his bare hands and then collapse from heart failure all within 30 seconds

>> No.18166795

>>18163036
Armor that man head to toe, give him a warhammer and he'll hold the bridge against all who come before him

>> No.18166810

>>18160200
>you're spergs who can't go a single hour without getting upset over political opinions of others.
How ironic you're getting upset over their political opinions.

>> No.18166812

ORANGE FOOL
ORANGE FOOL

>> No.18166827

>>18164321
Yike sweaty that's food of the "enslaved"

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>>18160202
What a fucking legend

>> No.18166856

I'm frustrated.....

>> No.18166880

>>18163634
nah it's a differently shaped skull and there's also no crossbones

>> No.18166910

can't even get a thread off the ground without chuds seething about him. sad!

>> No.18166925

>>18159913
Ryan is happy to be somewhere he belongs.

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>>18159913
>Be me
>Be Jew Townsend
>Sell incredibly overpriced goods
>Build the shittiest log cabin ever made
>Build the shittiest canoe ever made
>Make disgusting fruit desserts
>Filled with soy, so avoid all meat and fire dishes until the goyim demand it or they leave

>> No.18167005

>>18159913
This dude cooking is the only reason to watch, I love that fat mother fucker

>> No.18167014

ORANGE
FUCKING
FOOOOOOOOOOOL!

>> No.18167034

>>18166937
He's a FOOL

>> No.18167058

>>18159920
>>18159922
>>18159945
>>18159949
>>18159962
>>18160118
>>18162919
>>18164250
>>18166812
>>18167014
>>18167034
Trump lost
/qa/ lost
You lost the culture wars
The white race is dying out
You will never be with a woman

>> No.18167079

>Townsend's and Wife's Son

>> No.18167083

>>18167058
Your frustrated.....

>> No.18167144

>>18160217
>Dude definitely doesn't do ANY fucking work.
You can see him in the background of literally every single building video, even the roof ones (unsurprisingly he was passing shit up rather than working on the roof for those though kek).

>> No.18167149

>>18167083
>"n-no, you're seething..."

>> No.18167197

>>18167083
his frustrated what?

>> No.18167216

fat guy episodes > regular guy episodes

>> No.18167217

>>18167149
>>18167197
Just some people are fools, Orange Fools

>> No.18167222

>>18167058
>/qa/ lost
Cope. It was a draw. /qa/ won the culture war, and it had a better k/d ratio (trannies died) before the ceasefire.

>> No.18167226

>>18167058
>The white race is dying out
not if i can help it

>> No.18167229

>>18167222
>the culture war

yeah man, im glad the culture on 4chan now is shouting nigger and tranny instead of shouting nigger and faggot

>> No.18167243

>>18167229
What? Tranny was an insult before the /qa/ Renaissance. The moment you "people" started multiplying everywhere there was a reaction of disgust and mockery here. /qa/'s cultural contribution is having the soijak evolve into an artform. Soijak is now a respected and integral form of chan-discourse.

>> No.18167249

>>18167217
woah dont bring my hair into this
not my fault my nana banged an irish man

>> No.18167254

>>18167243
>the soijak evolve into an artform.

its just being put through the paces like any strawman meme, it will eventually be replaced by something even more grotesque and abominable.

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>>18167254
You know nothing. /qa/ turned the soijak from being JUST a grotesque strawman maymay into something greater. It's no longer just a way to paint the opposition as a man with his mouth open, it's something else. I can't really explain it - but it's living, breathing, moldable. A true meme.

>> No.18167270

>>18159913
I've never noticed. Is the ceiling actually bowed like that, or is there a gravitational lens effect?

>> No.18167275

>>18167265
>something greater

its just a silly face, just like every other popular meme.

>> No.18167294

>>18167270
I think it's a lens effect, the edge of the table is slightly curved too.

>> No.18167297

>>18167226
>not if i can help it
But you can't

>> No.18167300

>>18167270
>gravitational lens effect
Stop using words you don't understand, retard

>> No.18167309

>>18167300
Ham planet detected.

>> No.18167454

>>18167309
Back off, full ... nevermind, he's tidally locked.

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>its just a silly face, just like every other popular meme.

>> No.18167661

>>18160196
>>18160298
If you truly and utterly believe that every nobleman ever who was painted also looked exactly like these proportions and wasnt slimmed down in any ways you're fucking delusional