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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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What’s your go-to order preface?

>> No.18153254

"Could you please..." idk ESL

>> No.18153257

>>18153250
Gimme a…

>> No.18153266

“Etsu batsu…”

>> No.18153267

>>18153250
Gotta mobile order. Means I don't trust you.
Means corporate gets a direct message, with a photo, and I get an automatic refund. And if you try being retarded again, you don't get hired in this code.

>> No.18153274

>>18153250
Let me get uuuuuuuuuuuuh...

>> No.18153276

>>18153267
meds

>> No.18153281

>>18153250
Ayo gimme dat...

>> No.18153292

>>18153250
May I
dumb mf

>> No.18153293

>>18153276
My meds don't make your skin less green...

>> No.18153295

>>18153250
Lemme get uhhhhh. Actually I usually say "one minute please" and look at the menu before I order the same thing I always get.

>> No.18153315

>>18153250
wife orders.
real men have drivers.

>> No.18153339

A always, it's not hard to have manners

>> No.18153350

>>18153315
real niggas fly out the windshield and die

>> No.18153352

>>18153250
>S tier
Saying nothing because you're at home cooking.

>> No.18153357

>>18153250
I usually do a "Could I have a...please?"
I use please to let them know I'm done ordering

>> No.18153368

>>18153357
I bet they ask you "is that all?" every time.

>> No.18153624
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18153624

>>18153250
Lemme get a is in F- tier.
It graduates to a SUPER F if the person at the mic sounds super black, super high, or both.
Can I have/get a or other neutral prefaces like that are fine and I'll only ever think you're retarded if you have a snotty tone or something. But Lemme get a is definitely used most predominately by blacks and by the kind who will look through their order and make sure everything is totally perfect before driving off, racking up the service time, and if the kitchen fucked up even slightly they'll AYO *smacks lips* UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM MY BIG DOUBLE'S FUCKED UP
without actually telling you what's wrong with it or even better realizing "oh wait no its right"

>> No.18153629

>>18153250
I literally do not know. it's one of those things you just blink out until you want to order next time. or I have my wife call instead since I figure a woman's voice better fits for ordering food

>> No.18153632

>>18153352
The S stands sizzle & pop, as you dump another bag of tendies into the fryer

>> No.18153644

>>18153292
This, moreorless, less the insult, of course. "May I have (thing), please and thank you?"

"I want...," "lemme get a...," "gimme" and the like are supremely rude.

>> No.18154461

>>18153250
>HEY!
>LARGE COFFEE, LIGHT ICE
>...AIGHT?

>> No.18154470

>YEAH, HI
>UUHHHHHHH
>ONE CHICKEN SANDWHICH PLEASE

>> No.18154475

>>18153254
>"Could you please..." idk ESL
Sirs, could you please do the needful of one hamburger, sirs?

>> No.18154478

>>18153250
.... borger

>> No.18154482

Where is "I would like..." please sirs

>> No.18154658
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18154658

Hi, how are you?

>> No.18154660

>>18153250
Hello, to go, can I have the...

>> No.18154785

Please give me....
Can I get the....

>> No.18154793

>>18153254
none of the above. i literally just say the menu item. if the server has any followup questions i just shrug my shoulders. if you start getting in conversations with these wagies they start to expect a tip

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>>18153250
>"Hiya! Can I get a.."

>> No.18154977

“Hey~ (tired but friendly)
Could I get a ___, please?
>(Hot or cold?)
Hot.
>(Cream or sugar?)
No thanks.
>(That’ll be ___.)
Here you go.
>(Here’s your change.)
Thanks very much.
See ya.” (’see you’ if the day’s been stressful)
/drives on

>> No.18155000

>>18153250
Yes, that's it
I'd like a laaaaaaarge...
WHAT?
Huh...
Extra thick!

>> No.18155065

yeah can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mcchicken sandwich

maam this is a wendy's

>> No.18155069

>>18153357
This.

>> No.18155169

>>18153250
Generally A, sometimes "I have a mobile order" after exchanging the "Hi, how are you/ I'm good, how are you" at the speaker. Mobile orders are nice because they should be easier for everyone: I can make my changes quickly, you can just look at the label.
If I have problems being heard I try and speak louder but I've been told I sound angry when I do that which makes me want to kill myself.

>> No.18155374

lemme cop a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.18155382

>>18153250
yeah let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

burger

>> No.18155386

>>18153250

lemme get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.18155392

"The fuck I'm trying to eat is.."

>> No.18155417

>>18154793
this.
if they are asking what you would want, the menu item is sufficient response, and anything else is redundant if you think about it

>> No.18155509

>>18153250
>HI THERE!
they mumble something back incoherently
>haha, awesome! Could I get an X, please?

>> No.18155519

>>18153250
https://youtu.be/1R9ZmL58IPk
This is how every one of my drive-thru interactions plays out