Why is it considered childish to put ketchup on hot dogs?

[Anonymous No.18132684]

[Anonymous No.18132687]

>>18132684
Because ketchup is disgusting and so are kids.

[Anonymous No.18132689]

>>18132684
I don't know why is your dick shaped like a spanish upside down question mark

[Anonymous No.18132695]

ketchup is shit on a hot dog

[Anonymous No.18132791]

>>18132684
I will literally beT the fuck out of anyone who puts the catsup in a dog. FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.18132799]

>>18132687
>>18132695
>>18132791
Chicago much?

[Anonymous No.18132804]

>>18132684
It's a cope by people who are themselves childish and so must project that onto others through the form of arbitrary restrictions on what condiments should or should not go on the cheapest tier of processed sausage. And also because only children put ketchup on their hotdogs.

[Anonymous No.18132806]

For me it’s Maine red snapper hotdogs with mustard on NE buns

[Anonymous No.18132875]

it's childish to give a fuck what anyone thinks about what you put on your dawg

[Anonymous No.18133011]

>>18132684
>goyslop on goyslop

[Anonymous No.18133017]

>>18132684
Because you put goyslop sauce to goyslop crap. Use your brain retard

[Anonymous No.18133026]

>>18132806
worst hot dogs and I’m including ones from latin america

[Anonymous No.18133110]

>>18132684
ketchup sucks in general.
hotdogs are palatable.
why ruin acceptable eats with nonsense?

[Anonymous No.18133166]

tomato sauce is huge in straya, absolutely no one would care - personally i wouldn’t put it on a dawg (chimichurri or tapatio i’d reach for) but a fucking bunnings snag with crispy onions? tomato sauce me up

[Anonymous No.18134508]

>>18132684
Try this some time (pic related)
I usually only put ketchup on a hot dog (with mustard ofc) if it's grilled, and there's no real sauerkraut around.

[Anonymous No.18134513]

Hot dogs are childish in general

[Anonymous No.18134515]

>>18134513
Slurp. Sign me up

[Anonymous No.18134517]

>>18132684
It isn't outside of forced chicago memes.

[Anonymous No.18134534]

>>18132684
you should be more concerned about untoasted buns, shitty imitation fake meat product cylinders instead of actual sausages/frankfurters/brats and the lack of cheese

[Anonymous No.18134543]

Childhood is idolizing hot dogs. Adulthood is realizing currywurst makes more sense.

[Anonymous No.18134558]

Because ketchup is a child's condiment. Real adults eat their sausages with mustard and their fries with mayo.

[Anonymous No.18134581]

>>18134558

[Anonymous No.18134600]

>>18132684
There are two types of people

>1. Adults who eat ketchup because it is delicious and do as they please because they are not weak and beholden to peer pressure

>2. "adults" who are stuck in the grade school mindset of bowing to peer pressure, who don't eat ketchup but secretly crave to, because some fag "chef" who only got where he is through nepotism tells them "ketchup bad"

[Anonymous No.18134659]

I can understand people getting upset when people put ketchup on an expensive steak, but hotdogs are trash.

[Anonymous No.18134661]

>>18132684
ketchup is full of sugar, use high quality mustard instead if it bothers you

[Anonymous No.18134718]

>>18132684
Who cares, its all lips and arseholes anyway

If im getting a good pie i dont put tomato sauce on it, i want to taste the pie

But hotdogs are just ground up offel and they already taste pretty groos (at least impo, i get its subjective) so i really dgaf what you put on it to cover/improve the taste just as i wouldnt if someone was slathering a mrs macs pie in sauce

Its trash, youre just covering it in debatably better tasting trash

[Anonymous No.18134721]

>>18134558
To add to this, a coworker of mine is a big ketchup fan. I can't watch her eat that stuff; makes my stomach turn.

[Anonymous No.18134722]

it's the 1950s version of the pineapple on pizza shit

[Anonymous No.18134724]

>>18132684
Idk, I like my hot dogs with mustard and ketchup and it has never bothered anyone. Where the hell do you live, that people ostracize you for using ketchup as a condiment?

[Anonymous No.18134744]

What? How dare you people ruin ground up hog anuses and other assorted garbage parts by putting ketchup on them.

[Anonymous No.18135144]

>>18132684
Some old dumb faggots think they’re important and talk loudly and force their opinions on others. It’s shocking that so many sheeple genuinely believe ketchup=bad. What a bunch of dumb fucking retarded losers. Who gives a shit about what condiments you eat?

[Anonymous No.18135217]

>>18134558
personally i always add a tad bit of ketchup to my mayo when i have fries at hime

[Anonymous No.18135246]

>>18135144
This guy cares >>18134581, he's from the ketchup gestapo squad and they want to prevent anyone and everyone from having what they dont.

[Anonymous No.18135247]

>>18132687
and so is chicago

[Anonymous No.18135259]

I vil hab your ketchup and I wil hab it immediately!

[Anonymous No.18135356]

>ketchup makes it so you can't taste the dog
>proceeds to put so much random shit on it the dog might as well be optional

Why are Chicago fags like this?

[Anonymous No.18135449]

>>18132684
>Wonder hot dog buns
>Nathan's hot dogs
>Spicy brown mustard
simple as

[Anonymous No.18135459]

>>18132684
It's childish to give a fuck either way.

[Anonymous No.18135469]

>>18132684
Sugar content

[Anonymous No.18135487]

>>18134558
mayo is unironic goyslop trash, not even that faggot spamming that word, but if there ever was a goyslop, its condiments where the primary ingredient is a seed oil that people never ate in large quantities before the start of the 20th century.

[Anonymous No.18135500]

>>18132684
Chicago cope. They don't want to admit that their salad bun is disgusting so they try to turn it around and say "nuh uh! urs is gross!"

[Anonymous No.18135571]

>>18132687
"Because ketchup is disgusting and so are kids," he typed, smirking. He wiped at the sweat on his pimple covered brow, pushing aside clumps of unkempt, dirty hair.
The glow of the computer monitor was the lone light source for the small bedroom, and his pale, greasy face shone dimly in its light. He had installed blackout curtains six years earlier, and once he pulled them shut against the sun, never again had the room seen natural light.
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"That'll show that asshole," he grumbled aloud to his dark and lonely room.

[Anonymous No.18136238]

>>18132806
>>18133026
It’s just a normal hot dog with red food coloring

[Anonymous No.18136246]

>>18135487
just buy a non seed oil version or make your own jeez

[Anonymous No.18136249]

>>18134543
Based

[Anonymous No.18136251]

>>18135571
Jokes on you, faggot. I have a touch screen. Now get the fuck off my website.

[Anonymous No.18136278]

>>18134508
For me, it's Schart flavored ketchup

[Anonymous No.18136290]

>>18135487
show me on the doll where the seed oils touched you

[Anonymous No.18136308]

>>18136246
there isn't any seed oil worth eating thats liquid at fridge temperature except Maybe olive oil. >>18136290
anywhere I have fat cells I don't want oxidized, like my brain or my colon, or blood vessels.

[Anonymous No.18136326]

>>18135571
whoa there jogger, do you really expect me to read all that shit, by (you)?

[Anonymous No.18136492]

>>18136308
Olive oil mayonnaise is both a thing and pretty good

[Anonymous No.18136497]

>>18132684
ketchup, spicy brown mustard and topped with diced white onions is the only way to eat a dog

[Anonymous No.18136502]

>>18132684
because adults use mustard

[Anonymous No.18136506]

>>18132684
Ketchup, mustard, and relish. yum yum yum
The only childish thing would be to let other people's opinions about food control your actions.

[Anonymous No.18136512]

>>18134600
I've ordered a PBR and downed it in front of a beer snob to make a point about this crap.

[Anonymous No.18136520]

>>18132684
i've never seen a more outraged response to anything culinary than how assblasted ketchup-dog fags get when people point out their red sugar-water is gross and immature. it's one thing to not worry about what other people think, but to be so booty-burnt that you actually insist the other person is wrong because eating a puddle of corn syrup is "refined" and you're so brave for defending yourself lmao

[Anonymous No.18136532]

>>18136512
that's quite honestly the dumbest thing i've read in a while. like did he start sobbing uncontrollably after your downed *the whole pbr* you fucking lunatic. or did this imaginary person you made up not give a shit whatever swill you insist on "downing", because that would be more realistic. i bet you licked the bottle all over too to reinforce how you enjoy the entire beer experience and aren't a pussy like him. i bet you started like deepthroating the bottle and making a monkey sound and insisted your next drink be the same PBR, but have the bartender open the twistoff inside of his ass. i bet the beer snob was so mortified.

[Anonymous No.18136549]

>>18136532
He's a friend and he's still mad about it to this day. I only did it because I knew it would piss him off.

I'm not yet that depraved to post imaginary things to strangers on the internet.

Sounds like you're getting mad too kek

[Anonymous No.18136552]

This is the only one worthy of putting on a dog.

[Anonymous No.18136561]

>>18132684
Fucking hell OP, why is it considered childish for your mother to be such a massive whore and you as nothing more than a piece-of-shit faggot?
Fuck off with this shitty low-quality troll post. I swear, I would rape and kill you if I had the chance. Maybe not in that order. As raping you while alive would mean I would have to listen to your lispy ass go "but ketchup is for kids!"
Get ass cancer.

[Anonymous No.18136634]

>>18136492
read the ingredient list retard. you would happily buy something that said made with butter and think that's all you're getting too I imagine.

[Anonymous No.18136690]

>>18136561
lmao only 11 minutes after this post
>>18136532
predicted the total butthurt that was to come. you fucking ketchup fags are so childish it's wild. "i'm going to murder you and rape you because you made fun of me putting red corn syrup on my hot dog" jesus fucking christ, i'm starting to think ketchupdoggers are literal drooling retards lmao

[Anonymous No.18136699]

>>18136634
I make my own but you can keep hunting windmills

[Anonymous No.18136858]

>>18132684
Because most ketchup is just red sugar paste brought to you by GMO. A proper tomatoe sauce is quite nice and fine on food.

[Anonymous No.18136960]

>>18136699
>hunting windmills
* 'ilting 'dmills

[Anonymous No.18137144]

>>18136858
This El Pato sauce is good on a dog, especially the yellow and green.

[Anonymous No.18137347]

>>18132684
It’s only considered childish by:
>”people” in Chicago
>adult males raised by single mothers
In neither case should their opinion be given any actual regard.

[Anonymous No.18137679]

>>18132684
Because Chicagoans are mentally ill. Unless a Chicagoan is giving advice on how to do a drive-by, buy a dirty gun or rob a liquor store you should ignore everything they say.

[Anonymous No.18137687]

>>18134508
>yuros literally eat shart sauce
OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.18137698]

>>18132684
American ketchup is disgustingly sweet.

[Anonymous No.18137707]

>>18136552
>real ingredients

[Anonymous No.18137778]

I put mustard, relish, sauerkraut, and ketchup on a hotdog

[Anonymous No.18138547]

>>18136278
>>18137687
>ame*ican reading skills

[Anonymous No.18138587]

>>18137687
Yuro? Yr a tard.
USA
You know there is such a thing as imported goods, right?

[Anonymous No.18138678]

>>18132684
Jesus didn't have chup on his dawgs

[Anonymous No.18138695]

>>18138678
His were pork though, because he was based as fuck.

[Anonymous No.18138741]

>>18132791
i put tomato sauce on mine, come at me

[Anonymous No.18138764]

>>18136552
>1 bottle = 1 meal
With this 'stard, eat whole bottle and you dont need the dawg or anything else.

[Anonymous No.18138809]

>>18134718
This guy gets it

[Anonymous No.18138828]

>>18132684
Hotdogs are childish in general. Doesn't matter what you put on it.

[Anonymous No.18139430]

>>18137687
>americans incapable of reading
american education everyone

[Anonymous No.18139465]

>>18134508
That 'chup be so good fr

[Anonymous No.18139468]

It's considered childish because most people have only ever had bad ketchup before. If they had good ketchup, they'd realize it's not so bad.
I used to think it was childish. I thought I grew out of ketchup. But then I tried a ketchup with no corn syrup in it.

[Anonymous No.18139474]

>>18134508
Based Hela enjoyer. The only ketchup worth a damn

[Anonymous No.18139475]

>>18132684
EY! YO FUGGHEDABODIT!

[Anonymous No.18139602]

I'm 31 and I still like my Hot dogs with ketchup and you won't change my mind.