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Webm thread Anonymous Tue Jul 19 17:34:33 2022 No.18126830 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 17:38:20 2022 No.18126848 >>18126830 FIVE SCOOPS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 17:38:37 2022 No.18126850 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, Garlic Paratha 5 mins.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 17:48:06 2022 No.18126891 File: 2.83 MB, 480x480, 1634741262803.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 17:58:16 2022 No.18126923 File: 1.86 MB, 640x360, nacho casserole thing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18126891 does this channel literally only go around looking for the most repulsive, messy and over the top shit for maximum clickbait

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 18:00:40 2022 No.18126929 File: 2.82 MB, 640x360, Muffins In 10 Minutes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 18:16:09 2022 No.18126974 >>18126891 I'm a fat, disgusting slob that no woman will ever love, and even I think that looks fucking gross.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 18:17:11 2022 No.18126976 File: 2.88 MB, 524x720, 1655826675260.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18126830 food porn coming up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 18:18:05 2022 No.18126979 >>18126830 Why would you go through the hassle of aerating your cream only to immediately deflate it after?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 18:23:02 2022 No.18126993 File: 2.48 MB, 640x360, cigar ash sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 18:24:58 2022 No.18126999 >>18126993 I don't know what angers me more, the stupidity of putting ash in a sauce, or the fact that their "recipe" calls for using a bottle of premade sauce.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 18:28:13 2022 No.18127007 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, 1537223562754.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 18:43:36 2022 No.18127054 File: 2.91 MB, 720x480, jack13.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 19:41:11 2022 No.18127225 File: 1.53 MB, 608x1080, 1652477102988.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 19:47:37 2022 No.18127238 Oh boy, repost spam thread!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 21:56:14 2022 No.18127599 >>18126923 >a 1/8 slice contains 250% of your recommended daily sodium intake

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 21:57:34 2022 No.18127603 >>18127007 and then they fucked

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:00:54 2022 No.18127614 >>18126830 That has got to be the shittiest ice cream recipe I've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:05:30 2022 No.18127632 >>18126830 >not repeating this process over and over and over again to see how far you can challenge the cream gods

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:13:47 2022 No.18127663 >>18126830 that brown finger going into the flawless white cream made my stomach churn

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:16:57 2022 No.18127670 File: 10 KB, 250x171, 1525449470687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone have the webm of someone taking a bunch of strawberries and sugar, melting, blending, and freezing it back into the shape of a strawberry?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:16:59 2022 No.18127671 File: 976 KB, 1280x720, Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:19:16 2022 No.18127679 >>18127614 literally frozen whipped cream

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:19:22 2022 No.18127681 File: 2.88 MB, 666x374, strawb.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18127670 That was in the last webm thread, dummy. Would have been so easy for you to just dig it up from there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:21:33 2022 No.18127691 >>18127681 k thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:27:00 2022 No.18127708 >>18127225 God thats fuckibg vile. I WILL kill anyone who tries to get me to eat this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:35:36 2022 No.18127740 >>18126976 >black

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:36:55 2022 No.18127744 So it's true,this website is 90% bots making the same threads and posts till the day the sun dies out

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:37:37 2022 No.18127748 >>18126830 >take whipped cream >freeze it >call it ice cream No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:41:39 2022 No.18127756 >>18126929 I'm new to this kind of thing. How would I make something like this except it has more of a dip in the center on just one side so I could put filling in it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:41:52 2022 No.18127757 >>18127748 >No What would you call it then? "Frozen Cream"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 22:59:07 2022 No.18127816 >>18126974 It started off so good but turned into a big slopping mess. Too much shit without focus on a flavor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:00:25 2022 No.18127818 >>18126929 That's how you make English Muffins? Neat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:01:44 2022 No.18127821 >>18126976 I feel like the only black man who doesn't wash his chicken but I know there's others.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:02:02 2022 No.18127823 File: 1.86 MB, 1920x1080, 1620864500468.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18126830 >18126830

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:02:45 2022 No.18127825 >>18126999 Go nuts, it's your day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:03:31 2022 No.18127827 >>18127757 Freezing cool whip is white trash culture

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:03:54 2022 No.18127830 >>18126830 horrible

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:04:10 2022 No.18127831 >>18127007 >>18126830 >kissing the bun >putting your finger in the base It's good to appreciate your work but don't be serving that to other people if you're gonna put your gross germs in that shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:04:57 2022 No.18127834 File: 2.84 MB, 720x486, grug cut punkin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:06:00 2022 No.18127837 >>18127823 >eating the burg crown down, heel up Jack keeps inventing new faux pas every day, doesn't he?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:06:05 2022 No.18127838 >>18127827 >Freezing cool whip Please do not whipped cream to cool whip.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:06:50 2022 No.18127843 >>18127821 Huh? Why would anyone wash a chicken?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:09:25 2022 No.18127851 >>18127843 You’re supposed to rinse them under some water for a bit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:10:58 2022 No.18127857 >>18127834 what's up with white trash and nigger rich, gaudy rings like that

Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:13:58 2022 No.18127868

>>18127843
Old wives tale practice, I think.

People thinking the chicken was unclean and somehow running water on it would get rid of the germs. The reality could've been that it was just empty practice of the old days if chicken was dropped on the floor or ground by negligent butchers and the practice was just for washing off dirt and debris in those cases. Some take it a step further and use household cleaner ranging from bleach to dish liquid or stronger.

Unlike things such as brining or marinating which have practical use, black people are convinced washing chicken keeps it from making you sick rather than the oven and heat killing foodborne illnesses. It's fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:14:55 2022 No.18127873 File: 2.75 MB, 1280x720, 1626929631156.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:19:38 2022 No.18127895 File: 2.89 MB, 853x480, grug with mayo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:32:23 2022 No.18127944 post aunt myra's party salad

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:34:51 2022 No.18127958 >>18127873 Crusty

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:35:44 2022 No.18127964 >>18126891 Do Americans really?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:36:17 2022 No.18127969 >>18127895 What an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:37:23 2022 No.18127976 File: 49 KB, 500x628, 1638481731116.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18127868 >he doesn't bleach his meats before cooking

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:37:52 2022 No.18127978 >>18127868 >Some take it a step further and use household cleaner ranging from bleach to dish liquid or stronger. I've only heard of them using vinegar. The webm using soap and bleach just seems like fake social media clickbait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 19 23:49:38 2022 No.18128023 >>18126993 >speedrunning cancer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 00:02:55 2022 No.18128081 File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, chinese food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18127823 >having a burger in a rainy day what an odd combination

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 00:06:35 2022 No.18128097 File: 1.32 MB, 400x400, dogrito.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 00:20:55 2022 No.18128150 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 6 freezer hacks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 00:26:15 2022 No.18128167 >>18127823 He looks like a buggy prototype for a burger-eating robot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 00:49:02 2022 No.18128258 >>18127827 Hang yourself, brownoid. You will always be a slave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 00:50:13 2022 No.18128263 >>18127831 Die, soyslave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 00:50:19 2022 No.18128265 >>18127823 It's like watching a fat snake trying to eat an ostrich egg.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 01:04:55 2022 No.18128320 File: 2.76 MB, 405x720, 1652066280808.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 01:05:39 2022 No.18128322 File: 1.33 MB, 540x720, 200 IQ Mushroom Cutting.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 01:16:50 2022 No.18128356 >>18128320 FUCKING RUINED WHEN HE PUT THAT FRENCH FAGGOT FONDAT ON IT.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 01:21:32 2022 No.18128372 >>18128320 >ruined with fondant

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 01:21:50 2022 No.18128373 >>18127823 Why is he pushing the burger into his mouth like that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 01:39:23 2022 No.18128439 File: 2.12 MB, 407x278, a5b88a371d49cc986de7f7e619da96d8.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18127225

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 01:45:02 2022 No.18128460 File: 2.83 MB, 640x360, pumpkin spice hotdogs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 01:45:38 2022 No.18128464 >>18126891 there are people dying kim

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 01:45:49 2022 No.18128466 >>18128322 20* iq

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:02:55 2022 No.18128524 >>18126976 Post the one with the black queen roasting her retarded brother for doing that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:09:40 2022 No.18128544 >>18127827 cool whip is made with oil not cream

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:32:57 2022 No.18128606 File: 1.89 MB, 202x360, hexagonal juggling.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18127007 this webm is oddly homoerotic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:45:02 2022 No.18128647 >>18126923 that was not 2 table spoons of milk why even add milk. Just make lasagna.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:53:54 2022 No.18128670 File: 1.47 MB, 236x250, 1562448595467.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18126830 >black hands touching my food

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 02:58:12 2022 No.18128689 >>18127857 I think he's Italian.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 03:01:29 2022 No.18128699 File: 2.81 MB, 640x351, 1606152803701.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18128606 They're brothers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 04:27:39 2022 No.18129052 >>18127857 Pretty sure his wife makes good money

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 04:34:23 2022 No.18129076 >>18128439 Whats that from?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 04:38:12 2022 No.18129093 File: 2.89 MB, 853x480, 1579894662089.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18128647 >Just make lasagna

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 04:46:57 2022 No.18129142 File: 1.10 MB, 462x270, Charisse Living with Cerebral Palsy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 04:57:02 2022 No.18129191 >>18128372 >>18128356 is it fondant or marzipan though

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:04:47 2022 No.18129225 >>18127681 They used strawberries... to make strawberries?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:23:33 2022 No.18129287 Why would you put fries in fucking BREAD

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:47:59 2022 No.18129367 >>18126974 >I'm a fat, disgusting slob that no woman will ever love Theres somebody for everybory, thats what my mom says. It will work out anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:52:27 2022 No.18129387 >>18126976 This is a great way to catch salmonella. Certain cultures are just backwards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:55:30 2022 No.18129397 >>18126993 This is extremely unsanitary. Cigar ash is a carcinogen, and contains 4000 different chemicals, all of which are poisonous. At least it will remove them from the gene pool rapidly, although at great expense to health care services i fear

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 05:59:36 2022 No.18129405 >>18127225 Not fit for human consumption. The fact the elite want to force this on humanity is a disgrace

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 06:09:51 2022 No.18129422 >>18129076 Snowpiercer. Its adapted from a french comic, and is predictive programming by the elite. Terrifying reality and metaphors throughout. See you in 3rd class anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 06:12:55 2022 No.18129425 >>18129225 Worse, they used strawberries to create diabetes and blindness if consumed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 06:18:25 2022 No.18129439 >>18128699 Fine, homoerotincestual

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 06:39:15 2022 No.18129477 >>18128699 What are you talking about? They look white to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 06:48:13 2022 No.18129503 File: 1.81 MB, 352x240, b r e a d.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18128699 >knock knock >whos there? >bread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 07:49:38 2022 No.18129605 >>18127851 According to fucking who?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 08:12:34 2022 No.18129643 File: 1014 KB, 1280x720, non-newtonian marinade.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 08:19:27 2022 No.18129654 >>18126993 this was very disgusting to watch but somehow sounds good

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 08:32:15 2022 No.18129675 >>18128373 Lack of fine motor control. He has one useless arm, and one "good" arm that's only slightly better than the other due to him having multiple strokes and not doing his rehab properly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 08:41:21 2022 No.18129697 >>18129142 >I will never tell a beautiful big titty cerebral palsy gf how much I appreciate the shitty pancakes she struggled to make me AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 08:43:26 2022 No.18129700 >>18129643 this actually ends up being the best looking thing jack ever cooked

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 08:46:06 2022 No.18129705 >>18129142 I coomed to her stretches video

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 08:53:41 2022 No.18129714 >>18129142 Women really live on easy mode huh

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 09:27:21 2022 No.18129778 >>18127834 wait. uhh, whats wrong with this one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 09:36:31 2022 No.18129810 >>18129367 Your mom is an idiot. I was going to start off by saying "no offense," but there's literally no way to call someone's mom an idiot without causing offense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 09:56:52 2022 No.18129858 >>18127681 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 09:58:25 2022 No.18129862 >>18127834 batony chop chop

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 10:01:34 2022 No.18129870 >>18128097 god that is some omega kikebite

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 10:23:51 2022 No.18129920 File: 2.27 MB, 854x470, 66cc93953af7a386.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 12:27:42 2022 No.18130158 >>18129477 heh

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 12:32:32 2022 No.18130178 >>18129810 You underestimate how many degenerate women are out there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 12:33:05 2022 No.18130180 yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 12:38:46 2022 No.18130189 >>18127054 oh no what's wrong with his hand? ms?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 12:39:47 2022 No.18130192 >>18126993 byeah

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 12:45:28 2022 No.18130201 >>18130189 >ms? Yes, Multiple Strokes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 12:47:37 2022 No.18130205 >>18129287 dude potato bread is amazing. try some aloo paratha or just stuff fries between a cheeseburger

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 12:48:45 2022 No.18130207 >>18126974 I'm even fatter and even more disgusting than you, and I agree 100%. That's just excessive, likely caked in grease, and probably cold due to the time it took to prepare it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 12:52:19 2022 No.18130216 >>18126891 that's a fairly small burger for an average-sized person, I'd say?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 12:52:53 2022 No.18130220 >>18129778 a serrated knife is safer and faster

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 12:53:17 2022 No.18130222 >>18128544 Your mom is made with oil not cream

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 12:59:21 2022 No.18130238 >>18128606 this is the street food equivalent of a bartender throwing bottles while there's a million customers impressive, but I hope he only does it when there's no customers

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 13:01:32 2022 No.18130244
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>>18127681
>take something natural and created by a loving god
>twist it into a horrific amalgamation of processing, corn syrup and grossly exhorbitant amounts of human pride

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 13:03:23 2022 No.18130250 >>18129605 Aunt Jemima

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 14:38:48 2022 No.18130456

>>18126891
>Food Network [came] calling, asking if the restaurant could create a bigger version for its show, Ginormous Eats.
>featuring two 2-pound beef patties, 2-inch thick slabs of pork belly, four eggs, and pounds of tots, Flamin' Hot Cheetos, tomatoes, jalapeños, and shredded jack and cheddar cheese
>Truffles N Bacon requires 72 hours' notice before you can eat the $85 burger, which typically serves 6-8 (or, okay, 10) people.
If you put that same combination in a more usable form like a wrap or something it'd probably be pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 15:08:45 2022 No.18130527 >>18129142 Some lucky fuck gets to pound her tight fucking palsy bod every other night and here I am making A GODDAMN FAGGY QUICHE. I've failed at life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 15:19:46 2022 No.18130547 >>18129387 No it isn't, there's no salmonella anywhere on any of that chicken, in any of that water, or anywhere in the sink when she's done. She used bleach.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 15:23:17 2022 No.18130556 >>18127681 virgin response >>18130244 chad response >>18129858

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 15:48:34 2022 No.18130590 >>18129422 Excellent film, it proves a sensible overarching story isn't actually important

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 15:50:55 2022 No.18130595 File: 2.08 MB, 960x540, 1653830720360.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 15:56:41 2022 No.18130610 >>18126850 Looks nice, will try

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 15:58:46 2022 No.18130616 >>18127681 >Prep Time: 15 hours

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 16:06:32 2022 No.18130636 >>18129093 All his recipes involve some variation of tomato sauce and cheese. Lots of cheese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 16:24:24 2022 No.18130681 >>18129643 This always makes me feel uneasy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 17:08:00 2022 No.18130790 >>18130595 Alpha hunter mentality

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 19:18:19 2022 No.18131283 >>18128150 Who freezes that much food?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 19:48:52 2022 No.18131378 >>18129920 What the fuck is he trying to even do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 20:03:24 2022 No.18131440 >>18131283 You never know when the Zombies will come

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 20:04:04 2022 No.18131442 >>18126923 this brings back memories. my parents never did learn to cook so this was the extent of their culinary knowledge. lucky for me they were middle class rich so they just ate out every day they weren't making sloppa

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 20:07:03 2022 No.18131461 >>18127964 Yes. Every single American has this for lunch every day.

Anonymous Wed Jul 20 20:12:27 2022 No.18131480
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>>18126976
Okay, this is just weird. I'm black but I've never seen someone clean chicken with frakkin bleach. Rise chicken with cold water then sanitize the sink and cutting board with bleach

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 20:16:49 2022 No.18131495 faggot response >>18130556

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 20:46:02 2022 No.18131587 >>18126891 The heat of the burger cooks the egg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 20:49:21 2022 No.18131598 >>18128320 It was fine until he put a Swedish flag on it. Now I'm doubting whether that was cream he used.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 20:51:25 2022 No.18131607 >>18129778 It contains Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 21:05:41 2022 No.18131643 >>18127671 The Great Eggscape

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 21:33:10 2022 No.18131755 >>18131480 It's social media you fucking idiot. Everything on social media is designed to make you angry so you engage with their content.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 21:38:24 2022 No.18131778 >>18129810 There is literally someone for everyone, as long as you are sociable and don't give off weird violent sociopath vibes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 21:45:36 2022 No.18131802 >>18131778 >there's literally someone for everyone >not for those guys though Great TED talk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 21:48:26 2022 No.18131816 >>18129076 Willy Wonka 2

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 21:57:41 2022 No.18131844 >>18129705 Link?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 21:59:12 2022 No.18131854 >>18129142 Name? Salsa?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 22:15:22 2022 No.18131927 >>18127756 stick your finger in the dough and deflate it where you want a divet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 22:25:56 2022 No.18131965 >>18126850 I will try this, i am very curious, it looks delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 22:34:31 2022 No.18131993 File: 3.27 MB, 600x500, warhammer-40000--gif-Imperium-989225.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18127225 I would rather strap myself with explosives and blow up in the factory that makes this putrid and abominable thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:09:11 2022 No.18132161 >>18130244 Man made horror beyond comprehension

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:28:44 2022 No.18132241 >>18129643 I will never get over him making a fucking oobleck marinade

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:40:42 2022 No.18132272 >>18130192 coffee. cheetos. chicken

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:49:57 2022 No.18132298 File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, Finger Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 20 23:51:01 2022 No.18132303 File: 2.85 MB, 540x302, More Finger Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18132298

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:21:44 2022 No.18132577 >>18127873 That is the blackest char I've seen. It actually pulls in light around it lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:24:11 2022 No.18132585 >>18128081 Now that's what I call goyslop

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:27:31 2022 No.18132597 >>18128439 I would skullfuck the nerd out of this bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:33:24 2022 No.18132622 >>18129503 B-bread who?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:37:56 2022 No.18132638 >>18131778 Incorrect Even charles Manson got married in prison

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:41:15 2022 No.18132649 Where the hell is the egg king???

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:49:58 2022 No.18132676 File: 2.76 MB, 608x1080, slicing1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18128699 That's so much work for such a shitty sandwich. Do bongs really?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:54:08 2022 No.18132698 >>18126993 WHAT THE HELL

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:57:09 2022 No.18132714 >>18127225 I LOVE GOD I WILL NOT EAT THE BUGS

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 01:58:10 2022 No.18132724 >>18127681 >>18130616 >Prep Time: 15 hours KEK I would just EAT THE STRAWBERRIES

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 02:04:13 2022 No.18132752 >>18128460 NO this is wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 02:08:30 2022 No.18132772 >>18130556 You are just in the wrong, those were both chad responses.

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 02:09:31 2022 No.18132779

>>18130244
>take something natural and created by a loving god
>twist it into a horrific amalgamation of processing, corn syrup and grossly exhorbitant amounts of human pride
Yea I agree it's just plain messed up that they would ruin good strawberries for that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 02:14:04 2022 No.18132801 >>18128258 the fact that you get gaslit this hard means you are as much as a slave as he is to shitposting

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 02:14:32 2022 No.18132803 File: 1.53 MB, 406x720, No More Crying With Onions.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 02:15:37 2022 No.18132808 >>18129367 Your mom is stupid, no one will give love to a walking piece of bacon, in your fairytale world perhaps but reality isn't like that, if >>18126974 doesn't do anything, he'll stay ugly and alone his whole life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 02:24:16 2022 No.18132842 >>18132803 now fill it with water

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 02:26:04 2022 No.18132850 File: 2.92 MB, 716x720, 1657986538726.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 02:34:31 2022 No.18132878 File: 1.13 MB, 560x372, steppy boy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18130595 aww shit, free snake, what a great day!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 03:08:39 2022 No.18132998 File: 1.89 MB, 632x848, pigacado.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 03:16:52 2022 No.18133024

>>18127843
to remove debris and congealed blood. Probably not a problem if you trust your grocer or butcher to clean the meat before packaging it, but poorfags like me in third world countries don't really trust the wagies to not just slap stuff that's fallen to ground back in the packaging without even a rinse. We do however have a separate sink wash rinsing meat instead of resorting to nigger shit like using bleach

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 03:27:57 2022 No.18133071 File: 486 KB, 478x444, Screenshot_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18126891 >goatse burger

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 03:28:49 2022 No.18133073 File: 2.89 MB, 640x352, can opener knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18132298 >>18132303 truly fascinating. Amazing how even a man born into such unfortunate circumstances can fare better than some genuine dumbfucks out there

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 04:21:41 2022 No.18133305 File: 2.73 MB, 750x422, 1648757851823.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 04:28:18 2022 No.18133335 File: 179 KB, 959x962, FCH8JDpWUAMvTJ9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18126850 That puffing at the end is beautiful

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 04:31:39 2022 No.18133353 File: 1.56 MB, 500x888, escargot_with_butter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18126830

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 04:42:47 2022 No.18133386 >>18131778 >There is literally someone for everyone >but not for certain people Great job, doofus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 04:59:00 2022 No.18133468 >>18133305 what do you think she's up to these days?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 05:11:48 2022 No.18133514 >>18133468 Jim Beam hired her and she made a video in the same style but making an actual proper Old Fashioned

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 05:24:18 2022 No.18133560 File: 673 KB, 1169x787, 1630437593781.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18127225 >Those 70 mealworms that got instantly vaporized

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 05:26:33 2022 No.18133567 File: 2.29 MB, 498x498, 1652567770254.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18127681 Does anyone have the hotdog one that's similar to this one, but they take a whole hotdog, bun and condiments, and grind it into a new brat?

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 05:34:04 2022 No.18133595

>>18131480
Its basically what the other anon said.
Do you know the group of people who regularly upload just absolutely retarded and enraging foods? Like the toilet filled with candy etc?

Legitmately the only reason they make these videos is to enrage people and get clicks that way. The second you share their shit because "haha look how stupid it is" they have already won.
The only way to win is to not play their stupid game and let them fade into obscurity where they belong

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 05:42:32 2022 No.18133622 >>18128150 >save space by wasting more space

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 06:08:46 2022 No.18133698 >>18133353 Do Americans really?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 06:23:40 2022 No.18133723 >>18130244 leave it to a christcuck to get worked up about humans using techniques that a """"""god""""""" allowed for to turn food into an experimental oddity. I bet heating your food over fire is also unnatural, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 06:24:28 2022 No.18133726 File: 2.80 MB, 848x480, ice cream.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18126830

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 06:47:40 2022 No.18133786 >>18133698 this comment confuses me. Maybe because I'm American. Do French people not do this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 07:02:53 2022 No.18133845 >>18127225 Fuck you I almost gagged

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 07:27:08 2022 No.18133896 >>18132638 And he was NOT fat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 07:38:27 2022 No.18133924 >>18133071 >no ring

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 07:39:51 2022 No.18133930 >>18129397 you're describing cigarette ash. cigar ash is natural

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 07:41:44 2022 No.18133935 File: 16 KB, 593x584, 1644813212954.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18127225

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 07:51:08 2022 No.18133954 File: 2.93 MB, 960x540, ck vs biz goal 1 eggfort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 07:55:41 2022 No.18133964 >>18133954 Not food. Not cooking. Not /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 09:08:42 2022 No.18134088 >>18128081 >Not liking rain Kys

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 09:14:57 2022 No.18134102 >>18127873 Unironically how

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 09:19:08 2022 No.18134107 File: 1.97 MB, 720x486, gourd.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18127873 That chili contest was rigged.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 12:17:54 2022 No.18134447 >>18130189 Looks like brachial plexus injury

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 12:30:15 2022 No.18134469 >>18128606 fake and gay

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 12:32:46 2022 No.18134471 File: 1.28 MB, 534x534, inside out meat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18133786 >engaging with bait

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 12:35:11 2022 No.18134476 >>18133964 Fuck off nigger. If you don't get the reference you should either lurk moar or neck yourself faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 13:12:23 2022 No.18134575 >>18129810 No she's right. The real problem is you you finding the starving african woman who would be into you despite your flaws and make you happy because you're an improvement from what she's used to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:11:26 2022 No.18134692 >>18131778 doesnt seem like the apple fell far from the tree.

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:38:38 2022 No.18134759
File: 269 KB, 289x599, 1639357050256.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>18133954
implyingrigged.info
wait, there's a fucking 4chan Pro Evo league organisation with multiple championship cups? and even league selection where the fucking general threads battle it out for promotion?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:44:12 2022 No.18134778 >>18133353 Do snails even have much of a taste to them? Seems like just eating chicken slathered in butter and garlic would be simpler and cheaper.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:49:18 2022 No.18134800 >>18130192 Bug collecting

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 14:59:47 2022 No.18134820 >>18134471 I know snails are similar to worms anon but don't call them bait

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 15:07:42 2022 No.18134844 >>18131802 >>18133386 Then stop being weird violent sociopaths. idk what to tell you when you literally are incapable of feeling human emotion

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 15:42:37 2022 No.18134932

>>18133073
Fair BETTER????!!!!?
He cut a fucking tomato
The biggest most autistic loser on earth can cut a fucking tomato
You're praising this mutant for crawling back up to the level of a six year old
This faggot didn't invent these tools, he just uses them
Like fucking praising somebody for wearing glasses
Holy shit did they fucking brainwash you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 15:53:09 2022 No.18134963 >>18134447 Spot on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 15:55:20 2022 No.18134972 File: 40 KB, 500x375, 1619369884534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18134932 calm down man

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 16:00:53 2022 No.18135003 >>18134759 It's been going for a decade, pure madness.

Anonymous Thu Jul 21 16:04:52 2022 No.18135016

>>18134972
When the works bends over backwards to accommodate somebody incapable of living within it and the person who can't adapt is the one who gets praised? That's a fucking problem. This genetic shitstain did nothing but use tools invented for him by physically capable human beings who felt sorry for him, and is taking credit for their efforts while using things specifically designed for him to use by them
This faggot doesn't deserve to live and he knows it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 16:09:03 2022 No.18135029 >>18133726 NICE TITS

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 16:18:28 2022 No.18135054 >>18135016 you are clearly upset

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 16:55:28 2022 No.18135169 File: 137 KB, 461x535, unknown (2).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18134759 I look forward to seeing you there next weekend

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:10:29 2022 No.18135207 >>18133924 you wouldn't wear a ring when working with a burger like that, it could get caught in the machinery

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:20:55 2022 No.18135227 >>18131854 https://youtu.be/IwIwTdBOJvk

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:50:49 2022 No.18135299 File: 73 KB, 1280x720, you are gay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18133964 i didn't know newfaging this hard was possible

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 17:58:50 2022 No.18135318 >>18127976 I bleach my ass not the BBC

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 18:02:23 2022 No.18135330 >>18132850 That's a soufflé, sister.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 19:11:06 2022 No.18135569 >>18132298 >>18132303 Fuck these gave me the feels. Nice to see him cook regardless, at least to the extent he can. Poor guy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 19:14:20 2022 No.18135578 >>18126848 Leave humanity behind

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 19:34:12 2022 No.18135648 >>18127821 Nigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 19:43:46 2022 No.18135681 >>18128356 >>18129191 I'ts marzipan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_cake Usually you use raspberries instead of strawberries though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 20:10:37 2022 No.18135781 >>18127225 DO CITYFAGS REALLY??

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 20:24:12 2022 No.18135829 >>18130201 Kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 20:30:33 2022 No.18135846 >>18132842 >t. Mrs. Nguyen

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 20:38:19 2022 No.18135869 >>18132298 >>18132303 Where's the tool to wipe his own ass?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 21:28:17 2022 No.18136029 >>18127054 >Hello darkness my old friend...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 22:49:02 2022 No.18136258 >>18135681 That's even worse than fondant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 22:53:29 2022 No.18136273 >>18134778 CONSISTENCY and TEXTURE is very IMPORTANT when eating

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 23:24:34 2022 No.18136372 >>18129397 >He doesn't know the difference between a cigar and a cigarette Ngmi anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 23:33:18 2022 No.18136398 >>18134088 rain really needs to chill the fuck out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 23:46:29 2022 No.18136440 >>18128263 fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 23:54:14 2022 No.18136466 File: 2.51 MB, 1280x720, scraegg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Scraegg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 23:55:16 2022 No.18136470 File: 815 KB, 1280x720, porridge2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Also makes gruel

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 23:56:21 2022 No.18136472 File: 850 KB, 1280x720, porridge3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18136470 Gruel also available in savory flavor

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 21 23:57:08 2022 No.18136476 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, har gow.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 00:21:11 2022 No.18136535 File: 1.73 MB, 1280x720, gabagool.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 01:22:07 2022 No.18136710 >>18130192 barfights

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 01:38:25 2022 No.18136781 >>18128460 Where is god

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 01:52:50 2022 No.18136851 >>18126830 >blend cream until it's creamy huh

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:11:39 2022 No.18136929 >>18136781 We have killed him, all of us.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:23:10 2022 No.18136982 >>18127708 You WILL eat ze bugs

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:25:07 2022 No.18136991 >>18133954 do they still do this? i remember watch years ago, comfy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:34:26 2022 No.18137034 >>18128081 Repulsive

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 02:42:59 2022 No.18137075 >>18134471 this is what reverse sear actually means

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 03:01:29 2022 No.18137148 >>18132298 i already want to die as is can't imagine how i would feel if i was in his body

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 03:06:19 2022 No.18137171 >>18126923 >nachos >makes a pie retarded cracker

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 03:21:47 2022 No.18137243 >>18127895 why didnt he defrost the chicken before putting it in the oven? i hate this guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 04:21:11 2022 No.18137482 >>18132676 Sandwich artist technique there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 04:21:28 2022 No.18137484 >>18137171 wheres the pastry

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 04:26:24 2022 No.18137503

>>18131480
>never seen someone clean chicken with bleach
I noticed that you didn't admonish them for using petroleum based dish soap to wash the chicken though.

>>18127868
>>18133024
I suspect that it's cultural learning in the same way that people trim hams without knowing why they do it because that's how their mothers who watched their mothers watched their mothers do it. All the way back to when blacks still had to kill their own chickens and wash the carcasses. Except while remaining ignorant because of government enabled infantilization that diminishes any critical thinking you might have that tells you why you don't have to do that for chicken you bought from the store.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 04:32:36 2022 No.18137520 >>18128322 Based on the webm it seems quite ineffective. If you want to chop them just use an immersion blender or a food processor. Way more efficient to throw them into the fp in batches than flail around with jungle mag knives.

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 04:43:10 2022 No.18137563

>>18129697
>>18130527
Doesn't seem worth it to me. Sure she's got a decent body but you have to remember that everything shitty about a normal woman is hundred times worse with her because she's a cripple.

You can't help her with anything because it will be an affront to her pride. It even takes her longer to talk than it does for a normal girl.

Don't forget: imagine knocking her up and the prenatal tests come back that your kid is going to be a palsy cripple just like her. You can't abort it or she'll hate you forever. Same goes for pretty much any disability.

Also the sex has to awful. If you've ever heard her labor to talk you have to imagine/extrapolate that she just lays there and makes weird deaf girl noises for gowever long it takes you to consummate the union.

Sounds fucking awful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 04:55:12 2022 No.18137603 >>18136258 It's not, damage controller.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 05:15:56 2022 No.18137685 >>18127225 I saw this episode of Star Trek and I will only eat the bugs in order to infiltrate the organization and vaporize whomever is in charge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 06:46:45 2022 No.18137894 >>18128150 >lose the box >use a plastic container that is bigger than the original box Fucking genius this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 06:55:35 2022 No.18137914 >>18132303 How does he operate the stove, with the buttons seemingly on top and out of his reach?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 07:02:51 2022 No.18137933 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, Ramsay_makes_veggetarian_appetizer.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18127054 french technique i see

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 07:04:43 2022 No.18137936 File: 15 KB, 256x256, 8M75ihG4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18127671 he's a moron, but I would suck him off for youtube views

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 07:05:49 2022 No.18137940 File: 2.61 MB, 640x360, jackpork.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18127823 fren

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 07:10:27 2022 No.18137944 >>18132622 B-read-y to ligma ma balls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 07:11:28 2022 No.18137946 >>18126891 there was a point in my life where i found stuff like this funny or appealing but now i'm just disgusted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 07:11:42 2022 No.18137948 >>18136273 How is the consistency and texture of Snails?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 10:31:01 2022 No.18138321 >>18136535 Ova hea

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 12:31:05 2022 No.18138543 File: 996 KB, 445x291, GABAGOOL!!!.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18136535 >>18138321

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 13:34:30 2022 No.18138689 >>18126993 And then they sucked each others off in the woods

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 14:22:22 2022 No.18138790 >>18127225 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_8LTUmHWP0

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 16:37:05 2022 No.18139162 >>18129643 which episode is this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 16:56:03 2022 No.18139199 >>18128699 I like how happy they are about their bread

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 17:02:24 2022 No.18139215 >>18133071 >nicocado.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 17:04:12 2022 No.18139219 >>18134844 All I want is someone with a second income. Female because of optics. Surely such a woman exists for a weird person.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 17:17:46 2022 No.18139258 File: 861 KB, 590x940, megakek.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18130216 TA420J captcha

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 17:26:56 2022 No.18139281 File: 2.93 MB, 240x332, sausage loop.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18133567

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 17:39:01 2022 No.18139324 >>18127681 ayo dis nigga freebasin strawberries

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 17:40:58 2022 No.18139331 >>18128320 The faggest of cakes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 17:41:09 2022 No.18139333 >>18133468 Working at a chicken plant

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 17:50:07 2022 No.18139372 >>18134759 >t. newfag

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 17:50:28 2022 No.18139373 >>18127873 wait hold up... does this motherfucker have pour-spouts for motherfucking CANS OF BEANS?????

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 17:55:44 2022 No.18139385 >>18130238 >man demonstrates mastery of his trade for fun >complain about it people like you should be taken out back and shot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 18:05:09 2022 No.18139406 >>18134759 Fuck off, newfag. We have no space for you.

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 18:06:42 2022 No.18139413

>>18135016
imagine hating yourself so much that it just bubbles over to random people/concepts you have no connection to, but you know how much of a pussy you are so you just direct it towards people you perceive as weak or stupid. you don't even realize how the people forced to interact with you only do so out of pity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 18:53:42 2022 No.18139549 >>18127708 >>18128439 >>18129405 >>18131993 >>18132714 >>18133560 >>18133845 >>18133935 >>18135781 >>18137685 >>18138790 Why are you guys such pussies lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 19:45:54 2022 No.18139687 >>18133723 youre 10 years late to make this r/atheism tier post

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 20:15:56 2022 No.18139777 >>18133073 How the ever loving fuck does this woman still have all of her fingers attached???

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 20:18:54 2022 No.18139788 >>18139777 Probably by not engaging in cooking nor can opening on regular basis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 20:23:52 2022 No.18139804 >>18136476 I legit thought he rubbed a clove of fucking garlic on that bitch for good luck

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 20:33:33 2022 No.18139844

>>18127843
When you're being openly oppressed by a ruling class you start to not even trust your food supply. They just wash it either, they burn the fuck out of it too, that's why fried chicken is so popular so it can be burned but not come out dry as fuck. It's also why blacks experimented with seasonings more too since after washing and overcooking the chicken would come out bland as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:00:27 2022 No.18139958 >>18126976 >yt peepo don be spycin deys chikkin n sheit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:09:15 2022 No.18139993 >>18127681 my banoffee pie didn't work out at the dinner party luckly i found this recipe and it saved the meal last minute

Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:13:42 2022 No.18140011

>>18127895
I remember watching a couple videos from this guy before discovering /ck/. Even without knowing anything I could tell he wasn't a good cook, but he didn't seem to be playing up the retardation for view like this. I guess there's money in it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:14:23 2022 No.18140015 >>18129643 this one always keks me up

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:25:37 2022 No.18140064 File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, 1655486824898.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:29:15 2022 No.18140077 >>18128460 It hurted on my penis

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:45:47 2022 No.18140118 >>18130220 Or just a sharp knife

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:52:58 2022 No.18140135 Why don't these webms ever have sound?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:56:16 2022 No.18140142 >>18126976 >>18126993 >>18127225 These webms will always disgust me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 21:59:17 2022 No.18140150 >>18140135 Can't post webms sound on this board

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 22 23:54:15 2022 No.18140437 >>18128699 >double frying the chips >they're still underdone

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 00:01:27 2022 No.18140455 >>18140135 It was moot's laat gift to us

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 00:05:14 2022 No.18140469 >>18133468 Liver cirrhosis

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 00:28:13 2022 No.18140553 >>18127225 prove to me how this protein is any different than liquid squeezed out of a cow tiddy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 00:37:40 2022 No.18140589 File: 7 KB, 373x165, they're brothers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18128606 >>18128699 flat circle

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 01:17:00 2022 No.18140693 >>18140135 Get the fuck out, newfag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 01:22:28 2022 No.18140703 >>18130527 Fucking kekd hard. Thanks for cracking me up anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 01:58:33 2022 No.18140803 >>18132850 I saw Alvin Zhou make this and it pissed me off, it's literally just 3 eggs whipped and thrown in a pan for 10 minutes. It's such a fucking stupid peacock kind of dish and I bet it has absolutely no flavor

Anonymous Sat Jul 23 03:01:15 2022 No.18141005
File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>18134088
what i meant was, that usually under a rainy day one has coffee and some sweet bread, not a hamburger, that's why i said it was an odd combination, it doesn't go with the mood

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 08:20:34 2022 No.18141843 >>18139549 because bugs are shitty,and deserve to be stomped on!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 10:45:58 2022 No.18142133 >>18126993 Can you smell that? That smells GUD. We gonna eat good tonight, Martha!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 23 12:17:25 2022 No.18142334 >>18136466 Look at those pale scrawny arms, disgusting.

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