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the highest rated restaurant on grubhub in my city is Subway

>> No.18111704
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>>18111699
ill turn your nigger anime ass inside out bitch I love subway and don’t give a fuck about your subhuman opinion just give up that ass to me or get lost

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>>18111699
I once drunkenly ordered a sub from a Subway that's two blocks away from me by delivery. I'd say it was a low point in my life but things just keep getting worse with no end in sight.

>> No.18111710

pajeets are spamming restaurants with fake reviews for ransom.

>> No.18111723
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the second highest rated restaurant is Jersey Mike's. why are people giving these sandwich shops so many 5 star reviews

>> No.18111729

God I hate subway.

>*study every ingredient online to create the best possible sandwich*
>*go in to the restaurant*
>what can I get you sir
Hi, let me get the chicken teriyaki on italian herbs and cheese bread... footlong.
>ok, want it toasted?
Just wait. I want you to add the beef from the steak & cheese to it. then I want bacon. then I want cold cuts.
>huh? sir, you cannot do this
I looked at your website. Nowhere did it say this wasn't allowed. I am willing to pay for each ingredient
>sir, I am not qualified to make this sandwich... please order a standard sandwich
No, I told you what I want. Chicken teriaki, add beef, bacon and cold cuts.
>sir... I have to get the manager sir... please wait
(3 minutes 40 seconds later)
>ok sir, I talked to the manager and he says we can't do this...
It says on your own website that I can. Make my sandwich.
>sir... my manager said I can give you a free sandwich today, as long as it's a standard sandwich. please, sir
No. I want what I said.
*goes to the back again*
*manlet curlbro curry manager comes out in shirt and tie*
>You can't have that sandwich sir. It costs us too much for us sir. Pick a standard sandwich and it's on us this time, ok sir?
No. You don't make the rules here. Your corporate website says I can get this. You, as a franchise employee, have no authority to impose additional restrictions.
>You don't want to mess with my store sir!
You don't want to mess with my sandwich. Make it.
>....Ok..... (calls employee over to make it)
No. Now I want YOU to make it, Mr. Manager
>Sir.... don't do this
Want me to tall corporate? Make my sandwich. I want a footlong chicken teriyaki on Italian herbs and cheese and I want it with beef, bacon and cold cuts.

And that's how I got a free loaded sandwich. They tried to ban me from the store but gave up after a few weeks when I kept coming in

>> No.18111730

>>18111699
I always thought many posters here lived in the middle of nowhere
Thanks

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>>18111729

>> No.18111759

>>18111737
make the image quality worse

>> No.18111788

>>18111699
Sounds like a you problem, anon. Grubhub is for fat weirdoes and idiots too lazy and stupid to go out and get their own food. You should shop at your local joints instead

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>>18111759
i don't have a sense of humor, so I don't know if this is not funny.

>> No.18111794

>>18111791
good, good

>> No.18111801

>>18111723
It's hard to make a bad sub, and these places are more used to non standard orders so they're less likely to get it wrong.

>> No.18111812

>>18111791
The joke was multi-layered because jpegs degrade in quality over iterations. You posted a lossless png, which I suppose can be seen as ironic for its poor quality and large file size.

>> No.18111855

has anybody ever figured out what the fuck is wrong with subway bread?
It's the only bread that has a smell which penetrates into the surrounding area and lasts like 2 weeks

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>>18111729
>Subway manager
>shirt and tie
holy kek, i might've bought into your greentext if you hadn't put that in.
at any rate, if they actually did change their business model when they started remodelling the stores and remade the p.o.s. dashboard(?), there should be options on there to add protein portions onto a base order.
i remember making a b.l.t., meatball, and turkey italiano megasub with ranch, sweet onion sauce, honey mustard, and southwest chipotle on it. oh, and some lettuce. gotta stay healthy, y'know?

>> No.18111868

>>18111855
It's the bread conditioner. Makes it fluffy, but at the cost of the bread's soul.
>inb4 retards bringing up that irrelevant Irish court decision

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>>18111699
Sorry to interrupt you, but Amatos makes a superior chain-sandwich.

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>>18111868
>bread conditioner
what does the bread need conditioner for?
what do i look like, a hairdresser from dublin?

>> No.18112361

>>18111699
grubhub/doordash reviews are like that in every city. use google maps for more accurate reviews.

>> No.18112468

>>18111699
I bet you live in Alabama

>> No.18112479

>>18112468
San Fran bay area, motherfucker.

>> No.18112484

>>18111729
Wow you really BTFO them. It’s people like you that make me not want gun control even though I’m a liberal Democrat.

>> No.18112557

>>18111723
>sandwich shop? It can’t have a good rating!
Do you have any idea how retarded you sound? They aren’t Michelin stars you braindead zoomcunt. The rating is “did I actually receive what I ordered and paid for”.

>> No.18112666

>>18112557
>The rating is “did I actually receive what I ordered and paid for”.
and you know "was the bread cardboard and was the lettuce slimy and stomped on"

>> No.18112746

>>18111737
Huh?
>>18111865
This was in 2009 or so, the manager was wearing a shirt and tie. And they were really anal about not mixing proteins together.
>>18112484
Try it, little guy

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>>18112746
>Want me to tall corporate?

>> No.18112832

>>18112484
Trump won
Cope chud

>> No.18112892

>>18111723
hey jersey mikes is actually pretty good, not high quality but it feels like a chain worth visiting unlike subway

>> No.18112920

>>18111708
Did the same thing ones with the GF. Both hungover as shit. She was embarrassed so she opened the door in a headscarf hoping the delivery guy would think she's Muslim and wasn't allowed to leave the house.

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>>18111759

>> No.18113000

>>18111723
cant find a modern woman that can make a decent one

>> No.18113029

>>18111699
cuz of $5 footlongs
it's the cheapest fast food for sheer volume of food you get, tied with $5 large Dominoes pizzas
their competition is McDonalds selling $17 for a big mac meal that leaves you hungry again an hour later

>> No.18113046

>>18112753
Yes I posted this story one time before. So it's a copypasta because I posted it a second time? You spend too much time on the internet.

>> No.18113734

Fuck jannies

>> No.18113737

>>18113046
You can't count, autismbro?