/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18106210]

How would you use penguin in a dish?

[Anonymous No.18106214]

>>18106210
>How would you use penguin in a dish?
fish eating birds taste like spoiled fish, that's your answer.
this is why no one eats comorant, and if they eat puffin, it's smoked first and like a tiny piece is consumed on a cracker. It's nasty and barely edible. Even fish eating birds have nasty tasting eggs.

[Anonymous No.18106221]

>>18106214
That doesn't answer the question

[Anonymous No.18106225]

>>18106214
Duck is pretty good. Then again, domesticated ones are on a grain diet

[Anonymous No.18106260]

like a game hen probably, just flog and use the meat for stew

[Anonymous No.18106269]

>>18106210
Penguins are friends, not for eating.

[Anonymous No.18106287]

>>18106269
What meal would you prepare if you were going to have Dinner with your penguin friend(you both have to eat it)

[Anonymous No.18106289]

>>18106269
A penguin called me incel once

[Anonymous No.18106297]

>>18106289
Was he right?

[Anonymous No.18106303]

>>18106297
Regardless, it was uncalled for and now I'll eat his kind without remorse

[Anonymous No.18106319]

>>18106210
as a cleaning sponge.

[Anonymous No.18106345]

Penguin balut

[Anonymous No.18107075]

a feast fit for a king

[Anonymous No.18107176]

>>18106225
ducks don't primarily eat fish like other waterfowl being discussed
even in the wild I mean, they'll eat insects, plants, basically everything a chicken would eat if it could swim a bit more easily

[Anonymous No.18107190]

>>18106225
Even wild ducks mostly eat grass and aquatic plants.

[Anonymous No.18107208]

>>18106287
Syrup and toast.

[Anonymous No.18107702]

>>18106210
>happy feet
slowly rotisseried over puffin driftwood.
basted in orca sauce made with antarctic water from beneath the snow and sea lion butter, stuffed with the orca's tongue.
beverage: snow melt slushie.

[Anonymous No.18107707]

>>18106210
some sort of overspiced orange slop on rice where you can't taste the ingredients for the spices

[Anonymous No.18107758]

>>18106225
Ducks don't even eat fish

[Anonymous No.18107783]

>>18106210
slice it horizontally into steaks

[Anonymous No.18107793]

>>18107758
>>18107190
Some duck are primarily fish hunters (mergansers) but those aren’t the ducks we eat

[Anonymous No.18107794]

>>18107783
Japanese style: While it's still alive

[Anonymous No.18107821]

>>18106210
Those wings, which may be flippers, are like a foot long. I think we found the new hot wing fad. Buffalo Penguin Wings

[Anonymous No.18107858]

>>18107702
Good effort anon, I like it

[Anonymous No.18107893]

>>18106303
>I wonder who is behind this post

[Anonymous No.18108034]

>>18106210
Fresh squeezed.

[Anonymous No.18108189]

>>18107794
i prefer chinese style. mutilated inside out and still squirming.

[Anonymous No.18108197]

Deep fried

[Anonymous No.18109479]

>>18106210
only if it's cruelty free and organic

[Anonymous No.18109516]

I'd probably make that french thing where you slow roast it and make pate out of it.

[Anonymous No.18109523]

>>18106210
Force fed over time to produce penguin foie gras.

[Anonymous No.18110333]

>>18109523
That's just mean

[Anonymous No.18110960]

i guess i would just put on a baby penguin suit and have it barf into my mouth?

[Anonymous No.18111003]

>>18106210
For me, it's the McPenguin. half slice of cheese, extra tartar sauce.

[Anonymous No.18111135]

>>18106214
Do Asians eat penguin? Seems like their kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.18111138]

>>18111135
asians eat everything. except sharks, they cut the fin off and throw them back

[Anonymous No.18111148]

[Anonymous No.18111185]

>>18106210
The same way I would with any other meat: by shoving it up my ass

[Anonymous No.18111209]

>>18111185
go back to /ck/ newfag

[Anonymous No.18111214]

>>18106210
Don't penguins and polar bears contain levels of Vitamin A fatally toxic to humans?

[Anonymous No.18111251]

>>18111209
Shut up, I'll fucking sit on your face

[Anonymous No.18111263]

I'd use it as my waiter.

[Anonymous No.18111270]

>>18111251

[Anonymous No.18111302]

>>18111270
Isn't Kensington also the name of a psychiatrist who insisted everyone is gay to some degree that varies during different times in their life?

[Anonymous No.18111307]

>>18111302
no it's Austin Powers 1960's sidekick's name. and her daughters.

[Anonymous No.18112914]

I would tear it apart in my jaws while it is alive, just like the leopard seal does.

[Anonymous No.18112943]

>>18107793
That's cool but those aren't the ducks people normally eat.

[Anonymous No.18112948]

>>18108197
I'd rather a turkey

[Anonymous No.18113394]

>>18106210
Id just chew on the raw pineal gland.

[Anonymous No.18113848]

>>18111302
Kinsey

[Anonymous No.18113902]

>>18111135
>penguins are from the South Pole
>Asians are from East/Southeast Asia
It's just too far away and expensive to go to a frozen hellhole just to get some swimming birds to eat. People meme about them eating whale, shark, anglerfish and shit but all of those can be found in oceans close by or at least in the Pacific
Argentinians and Chileans live near Antarctica and don't eat them, so maybe >>18106214 is right. I've never heard of anyone eating penguin in my life

[Anonymous No.18113922]

>>18106221
So someone came up here, where almost no one knows how penguins taste, and tells you it will surely taste like shit (so definitely you cannot use it) and you cannot suppose things by yourself?

[Anonymous No.18114275]

>>18106269
Can you really call people your friends if you can't even eat them?

[Anonymous No.18115425]

>>18111270
lucky bastard

[Anonymous No.18115797]

>>18113394
do animals even have pineal glands?

[Anonymous No.18116184]

>>18111302
he also said being a mo was a slippery slope to being a pedo, because he was a nonce himself and spoke from experience

[Anonymous No.18117357]

>>18113902
>Argentinians and Chileans live near Antarctica and don't eat them
You can literally walk to the beach in South Africa and just grab one of the little retards yet no one does, presumably because they taste like shit.

[Anonymous No.18117369]

>>18106225
The hell kind of fish is he gonna eat with that mouth

[Anonymous No.18117384]

>>18117357
I've seen antarctic explorers describe the taste as either like beef mixed with rotten cod or like bad sardines so it sounds about right

[Anonymous No.18117487]

>>18117357
>You can literally walk to the beach in South Africa and just grab one of the little retards
> I have 24 penguins at home now

[Anonymous No.18117522]

>>18117487
I know you're doing that Alex Jones thing, but seriously: no one would want that many of these disorienting fucks at home. No one. They're loud as shit and I say they're disorienting because no bird should sound like a fucking donkey. They are very obviously evidence of the non-existance of god as they're clearly an error of nature. Fuck'em.

[Anonymous No.18117538]

>>18106214
Didn't the great auk go instinct because humans couldn't stop eating them? They were also hunted for their feathers, but meat was also a huge factor.

[Anonymous No.18117658]

>>18111214
I know that I've eaten polar bear and I'm still alive

[Anonymous No.18117741]

>>18106210
you would just use their fat. Whalers used to burn penguins as fuel or other replacement for whale oil. Everything else is >>18106214

[Anonymous No.18117900]

>>18106210
Eaten whole after brining
>>18106214
>t. penguin

[Anonymous No.18117902]

>>18111270
God I wish that was me

[Anonymous No.18117914]

>>18117522
I know they're terrible pets, I even saw a documentary by Jim Carrey on the subject.