/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18103597]

Can one of you weebs explain this to me?
>I work at an Auntie Anne's
>We sell an item called the Sweet Almond Pretzel, a pretzel with almond bits baked on top in the oven
>whenever I get an Asian customer, literally 9 out of 10 times they always ALWAYS order a Sweet Almond Pretzel
Why is this? Do almonds have secret mystic Chinese healing properties?

[Anonymous No.18103612]

>>18103597
shut the fuck up you fast food wagie and get my my food
t. asian who earns 400k/year WFH in FAANG

[Anonymous No.18103620]

>>18103612
Does your mother love you and tell you she's proud? Mine does

[Anonymous No.18103637]

>>18103597
probably because the chinese aren't people.

[Anonymous No.18103640]

Is good.

[Anonymous No.18103645]

>>18103597
Lets analyze the data!
"those people" prefer "that kind of food"
Have we seen this before?
Apply your instinctive patter matching skills and draw a conclusion!
No spoilers, because racism is not allowed here!

[Anonymous No.18103646]

>>18103620
pride is a sin.

[Anonymous No.18103654]

>>18103620
Is that the reason why you work at Auntie Annes?

[Anonymous No.18103660]

>>18103597
Is your name Armand? Do you wear a nametag?

[Anonymous No.18103674]

>>18103645
>racism is not allowed here!
stop being a fucking wrong piece of garbage, anon.

[Anonymous No.18103682]

>>18103597

[Anonymous No.18103703]

>>18103645
Black people always get cinnamon nuggets or the mini dogs
Spics ALWAYS get Pepperoni nuggets or Cinnamon nuggets, or both in the same order
Old white people just want a classic salt pretzel
white people who aren't old usually get the salt nuggets
Poos are the only people who get the roasted garlic pretzel which is me taking a salt pretzel or plain pretzel and putting this roaster garlic and Parmesan seasoning on top of it
Ive been with the company for a year and a half this is what I've picked up
My boss told me she can look at the line and the races of people and know what to make, she's pretty based.
all the time she says things like "when I saw those chinks walking up I knew I had to make some sweet almonds"

[Anonymous No.18103838]

>>18103703
I love racial profiling. Stereotyping is incredibly useful.
This is the kind of thinking that is revolutionizing AI. And, I am so ready for it. But, we need to train the models on REAL DATA that is UNCENSORED. This is critical, so insist on it, even if you do not understand.

[Anonymous No.18103883]

>>18103703
>be white european
>grow up in chink country
>prefer the garlic pretzel
Almond's good, too, as is sour cream, but garlic's where it's at.
I have reddish/brown hair, a red beard and blue/green eyes and I'm 185cm. Would your boss guess me correctly?

[Anonymous No.18104029]

>>18103597
>9 out of 10 times they always
hm wonder why you're working at a pretzel stand

[Anonymous No.18104114]

The power of the almond

[Anonymous No.18104327]

>>18103703
I always get a sour cream and onion pretzel and a large lemonade. what race am I?

[Anonymous No.18104575]

This really activates the almonds

[Anonymous No.18104595]

>>18103703

#HBD

[Anonymous No.18104615]

>>18104327
Mutt

[Anonymous No.18104692]

>>18103597
Don’t have the answer but could you try out a special sweet sesame pretzel and report back if there’s a shift in preference?

[Anonymous No.18104710]

>>18103597
Ignore all the shitposting faggots ITT. The real answer is that savory baked goods in asia and asian supermarkets/grocers/shops are essentially non-existent. I don't know why it's the case but asians only consume sweet breads unless a white or med person has introduced them to regular or savory bread. It's funny that chinks and nips love to make fun of americans for putting sugar in everything, but they add brown sugar to all their sauces and only consume sweet, sugary, fatty breads

[Anonymous No.18104715]

>>18103597
Is it a bother to put the garlic seasoning on a pretzel dog? I feel like a dick asking for it but i like garlic
ethnically jewish but not religious btw

[Anonymous No.18104719]

>>18103703
Ok but whats the best tasting item, and whats the best deal?

[Anonymous No.18105120]

>>18103703
>all these examples and no mention of a group enjoying the chocolate pretzels
Shit taste, the lot of them

[Anonymous No.18105165]

>>18103597
>He doesn't know about activating his almonds

[Anonymous No.18105710]

>>18103620
Not once in my life.

[Anonymous No.18105720]

>>18103597
>Do almonds have secret mystic Chinese healing properties?
Depends if the almonds were activated.

[Anonymous No.18105723]

>>18103597
i like to get the pretzel wrapped hot dog. what race am i?

[Anonymous No.18105746]

>>18105723
An amerimutt goblino

[Anonymous No.18105751]

>>18103703
*sigh* Let's go Brandon.

[Anonymous No.18106658]

>>18104029
dilate

[Anonymous No.18106663]

>>18103703
>went to auntie anne's yesterday
>got salted nuggets
>I'm a young white guy

[Anonymous No.18106672]

>>18103883
>I have reddish/brown hair, a red beard and blue/green eyes and I'm 185cm
i'd guess you have debilitating autism

[Anonymous No.18106740]

>>18103597
Chinese people have been heavily targeted by American Big Nut marketers ever since 2008 when the domestic market collapsed. It was a huge success and China's demand went from nothing to #1 overnight.
https://www.cnbc.com/2010/06/29/fostering-chinas-taste-for-nuts.html
>The Almond Board of California has spent about $1 million annually in recent years to promote the nuts in China, mostly through work with food manufacturers. To distinguish their product from the apricot kernels, they call it "American big xing ren."
>Last fall, the board started a $3.3 million campaign that includes its first ads aimed directly at Chinese consumers. Using the film actress Gao Yuan Yuan as a spokeswoman, the board has bought ads in women’s magazines and on bus shelters in several cities, with the tag line: "Enjoy American big almonds for a healthy and radiant life."
>Walnut and almond prices dropped in late 2008 and early 2009. But then Chinese importers jumped on the low prices and started buying, pushing prices back up.
>"The market shot back up in a year, which is absolutely unheard of," Mr. Blain said.
>Last year, according to Daniel J. Zedan, president of Nature’s Finest Foods, a nut brokerage based in Illinois, the global pecan supply was well above average levels. That should have depressed prices, but instead, Chinese demand has pushed prices to record levels.
>"We are now at the highest prices ever in the history of the pecan industry for pecan meats and yet we have one of the largest supplies ever," said Mr. Zedan. "All because of China."

[Anonymous No.18106785]

>>18103645
>different cultures have different palates
>this is a racist observation

for instance, my culture highly prizes the taste of bait. your post was a dish fit for a king.

[Anonymous No.18106803]

>>18103703
>Poos are the only people who get the roasted garlic pretzel
Guess I'm brown now.

[Anonymous No.18106822]

>>18106740
>American big xing ren

I lost

[Anonymous No.18106844]

>>18106740
>Using the film actress Gao Yuan Yuan as a spokeswoman, the board has bought ads in women’s magazines and on bus shelters in several cities, with the tag line: "Enjoy American big almonds for a healthy and radiant life."

[Anonymous No.18106861]

>>18103703
>am younger white guy
>always get salted nuggets

when you're right you're right.

[Anonymous No.18107363]

>>18106672
So you're a woman, then?

[Anonymous No.18107388]

>>18107363
41% yourself tranny

[Anonymous No.18107445]

>>18103703
based wageslave
thanks so much for dishing out pretzels at $8/hr

[Anonymous No.18107498]

>>18107388
that doesn't answer anon's question.

[Anonymous No.18107514]

>>18103597
tfw asian and get sweet almond pretzel and blueberry lemonade

[Anonymous No.18107528]

>>18104719
It's a fucking pretzel, there are no deals.

[Anonymous No.18107831]

Because the body knows what it wants and people have varying dietary needs because of their jeans

[Anonymous No.18108295]

>>18107831
Simply not true

[Anonymous No.18108298]

They seem to like saviry/nutty desserts, it's all beans, peanuts, almonds, cashews, pecans.
I wonder if they'd like pecan pie if they tried it.

[Anonymous No.18108307]

>>18103703
Garlic sounds good in theory, but it's a fucking Auntie Anne's so like you said, some skunky dried crud in a shaker can.
So for me it's a salt pretzel.

[Anonymous No.18108415]

>>18104715
Die, hard.

[Anonymous No.18108691]

>>18103645
Holy fuck I don't think I've seen a more "go back" worthy post than this. Neck yourself, Plebbitard

[Anonymous No.18109712]

>>18107388
>>18106672
>autistic!
>tranny!
Someone wanna call me a cuck next to complete the trifecta? : )