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I knew this fat bitch I used to work with who would dip her pizza in ranch dressing. When I told her that was disgusting she would say I haven't had pizza in forever even though I knew she had it like 4 days ago and did the exact same thing. She would eat cakes and brownies all day god I hate that fat disgusting bitch

>> No.18099956

>>18099955
but enough about your mom

>> No.18099959

>>18099955
Pizza is better with ranch. Get over it

>> No.18099964
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18099964

>>18099956
FPBP

>> No.18099967

OP seething hard because of some woman eating lmao

>> No.18099974

>>18099956
Kek fucking destroyed

>> No.18099979

>>18099955
I fucking loved the brand of ranch my high school cafeteria had, I always looked forward to pizza day so I could dippp

>> No.18099982

>>18099955
Nice digits OP
There are some fat mexican women from a WH I visit for work sometimes and I have seen them eating pizza at the break room which they dip in ranch and valentina hot sauces. Gross to me, but those fat sluts can eat whatever the fuck they want.

>> No.18100008

>>18099955
There’s something more going on than the pizza dude, just think about it, you’re getting really upset over some trivial shit that she’s doing. I mean why would you care what someone else is eating? How does that impact your life retard? My first guess would be that you’ve got the hots for her or something, and maybe she isn’t returning your advances and so you’re frustrated.

>> No.18100009

>>18099955
sounds like your problem is more with the fat bitch, rather than her pizza.

don't worry; in 5 years you'll be married to one, if you're lucky.

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18100010

salt on melon

>> No.18100032

>>18100008
>you’ve got the hots for her
No she was fat disgusting, would always pick her spandex she would wear to work out of her pussy, and she was covered in tattoos

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18100043

>>18099956
HAHAHAHAHHA GOTTEM

>> No.18100067

>>18100032
Do you often look at her pussy? Interesting

>> No.18100377

>>18100032
ummm source? just admit you wanted to hatefuck her retard

>> No.18100796

>>18099955
im a garlic butter chad myself

>> No.18100801

>>18100043
>pic related

That bitch is pregnant with my baby

>> No.18100960 [DELETED] 

>>18100032
>”I’m not attracted to that fat disgusting bitch!”
>proceeds to talk in detail about her pussy
Sometimes we’re attracted to things that also disgust us OP, it’s normal and perfectly okay in this situation. You need to stop lying to yourself though and just embrace it. Your into fatties with tattoos that dip their pizza in ranch dressing. Maybe it’s a good thing since at least she might be easy? Though knowing women she probably still has high standards so maybe not.

>> No.18100963

>>18099955
you're a huge faggot and probably a bad person

>> No.18100970

>>18099955
>”I’m not attracted to that fat disgusting bitch!”
>proceeds to talk in detail about her pussy
Sometimes we’re attracted to things that also disgust us OP, it’s normal and perfectly okay in this situation. You need to stop lying to yourself though and just embrace it. You’re into fatties with tattoos that dip their pizza in ranch dressing. Maybe it’s a good thing since at least she might be easy? Though knowing women she probably still has high standards so maybe not.

>> No.18101015

>>18100043
Why is this considered weird yet dipping it in a slightly thicker liquid is totally fine?

>> No.18101018

>>18099955
>What are food habits that disgust you
For me its a tie between italian and chinese

Just disgusting

>> No.18101022
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18101022

ranch on pizza is based and if you disagree l, you're reddit, no debate
same for pineapples on pizza, super based and disagreeing is the most reddit-core opinion

>> No.18101071

>>18101022
I'm more of a ranch/blue cheese on crust kind of guy

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18101074

>>18099955
Cool story.

>> No.18101080

Touch grass

>> No.18101082

people eating food with dirty hands

>> No.18101215

>>18101015
Because the thicker sauce doesn't make it soggy as fast

>> No.18101266

>>18099956
rekt

>> No.18101337

>>18099955
I dip pizza in a mixture of blue cheese dressing and hot sauce (usually red hot).

>> No.18101362

>>18099956
LMAO

>> No.18101375

>>18099955
u sittin here seething about some fat bitch presumably years later and she's probably just eating some pizza rn happy as fuck not knowing you exist. idk why people on this website CHOOSE to be bitter virgins lmao get a hobby bro

>> No.18101400

>>18099979
>I fucking loved the brand of ranch my high school cafeteria had, I always looked forward to pizza day so I could dippp

and middle school is the only place I ever saw the ranch dipping people. There would be people opening salad bar saltines dipped and squiring ranch salad dressing on their tray too. Chips n dip. There was no flavor in anything they served, so it made sense. Mayo is a big deal on pizza in other countries. As an adult, you get to choose where you get your food and who made it. Simply don't buy crap pizza, OP.
Your commenting on other people's food habits, though, is why no one likes you at work. Did you not have any home training on etiquette or good manners? Scoffing at how other people at should have ended in your own middle school cafeteria days. Did you grow up insecure and poor? Time to stop the bullying.

>> No.18101402

>>18099955
Gf in college had a friend named Amy that would order ranch with everything. She would also play that song Amie on every jukebox when we were out. We were not friends.

>> No.18101433

>>18101402
cool, who asked

>> No.18101450

>>18101433
Just agreeing with OP that ranch pigs suck

>> No.18101778

>>18099956
kek

>> No.18101804

>>18100043
i do that, i even do it with pizza

>> No.18101843

>>18099982
I'm not a hot sauce fag, but hot sauce on pizza is based. not every kind of sauce and every kind of pizza, i.e. definitely not a margherita/neapolitan, but I put crystal hot sauce on thin crust american style pizzas. the almost-sweet white vinegar flavor is nice and rounds it out. mustard on pizza is also incredibly good for the same reason.

>> No.18101845

>>18100010
It took me a while to realise this is a Spongebob screenshot

>> No.18101851
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I want to make a pizza and dip it in ranch now

>> No.18101854

>>18099955
I could see dipping a spicy pizza in ranch.

>> No.18101884

>>18099955
everyone does that, fag. infinitely better than hawaiian pizzafags.

>> No.18101891

>>18100043
wife material. I would be a cuck and marry her despite her having 2 kids.

>> No.18101902

>>18100043
>>18101804
I don't dip anything in soda but I like to take a bite out of a burger, and while it's still in my mouth I immediately take a sip of a coke and like to taste the coke combined with the beef inside my mouth. Pretty sure this was always intended and why soda + burger is a thing. The combination is amazing.

>> No.18101908

>>18100970
I still masturbate to pictures of my fat ex gf I broke up with nearly 2 years ago. and while I do it I like to say "stupid fat ugly bitch" out loud as I'm close to climaxing.

>> No.18101911

>>18101022
this is the yin & yang of posts. I love ranch dip for pizza but hate pineapples on pizza.

>> No.18102008

I associate ranch with white trash fatties. Do minorities ever eat it?