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18058480 No.18058480 [Reply] [Original]

>waitress, could you come here for a moment?
>it seems the chef forgot to add toppings to my pizza
>please take the pie back and bring it to me with ham, pineapple, chicken and bbq sauce

>> No.18058483

You will suffer endlessly for your sins

>> No.18058986

>>18058480
Why can't people just enjoy simple food?
I don't understand.

>> No.18058990

>>18058986
>nooo you can't just add more complex flavors you have to enjoy baked bread and tomato sauce on its own!!!

>> No.18058996

>>18058480
Also, the cheese doesn't cover the whole pizza, and is not browned.

>> No.18059100

>>18058986
Because if I wanted to enjoy a simple authentic pizza I would go to a Neapolitan restaurant, if I'm going to takeout pizza after getting drunk, i'm getting my money's worth.

>> No.18059331

>>18058990
And you fucks say spices are of poor taste