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18043793 No.18043793 [Reply] [Original]

you literally cannot

>> No.18043806

you're right i cannot

>> No.18043810

thread over

>> No.18043831

>>18043793
orange, peach, grape, honey dew melon watermelon, cantaloupe, honeycrisp apple, pineapple. sorry op

>> No.18043834

>>18043793
cherries because cyanide

>> No.18043836
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>>18043793
>mogs you
Nothin’ personnel kid

>> No.18043842

>>18043831
>orange
trash tier

>> No.18043852
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>> No.18043855

>>18043852
thats a vegetable

>> No.18043859

>>18043852
Not a fruit/10
>inb4 um ackshually
It’s not sweet or refreshing, so it’s not a fruit.

>> No.18043861

>>18043842
if you don't like oranges your a horrendous faggot indeed.

>> No.18043865

>>18043836
looks shoped

>> No.18043874

>>18043861
it's the hot sauce of fruits, fries your taste buds in lieu of an actually decent flavor

>> No.18043877
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>>18043859
>pic related is fruit that grows on a tree
>olive oil is quite literally fruit juice
u mad?

>> No.18043879

>>18043877
ive never had an olive

>> No.18043886

>>18043879
don't eat a raw olive, I used to live and work on an orchard for 3 years and the number of tourist retards that would pop one in their mouth when I was giving a tour before making a huge deal about sputtering and trying to gag it up in the middle of the explanation of the different kinds of trees we had was infuriating. number one, bitch, I specifically told you it was unpleasant, and number two why would you fucking nick one of the goddamn things I worked so hard to grow in the first place? fuck you tourist, no, you can't use the hose, get in your fucking car and drive into town and buy a fucking bottle of coca cola you fat fuck.

>> No.18043887

>>18043877
Olives are neither sweet nor refreshing, not a fruit

>> No.18043888

>>18043886
based

>> No.18043892

>>18043874
this is a stupid thing to say and you're a stupid person for saying it

>> No.18043894

>>18043887
neither are lemons, you fucking retard, but it turns out the universe doesn't cater to the whims of a fat manbooby bitchboy who posts on /ck/, better luck next reality

>> No.18043895

>>18043859
>>18043855
explain

>> No.18043896

>>18043874
this is a smart thing to say and your a smart person for saying it

>> No.18043901
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18043901

berries are the most kino category of fruits for sure

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>>18043793
Kino taste, the seeds suck though.

>> No.18043916

>>18043896
NO YOU ARE WRONG. I HATE THIS BOARD AND I HATE ALL OF YOU

>> No.18043925

>>18043901
strawberry isnt a berry

>> No.18043928

>>18043925
well it's damn sure not a straw

>> No.18043930

>>18043925
Imma berry my dick into your ASS faggot

>> No.18043942

>>18043906
the nice thing about the seeds is if you poop in your yard, you get a free berry patch next year.

>> No.18043948
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>>18043836
blue raspberry is not a real thing. the flavor was created in laboratories when sweets-makers had more red flavors (raspberry, strawberry, cherry) then options for red food dyes. the closest thing would be black cap raspberries, a variety i almost guarantee you have never tried.

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>>18043925
>strawberry isnt a berry

>> No.18044026

>>18043793

how about the polish sausage berry?

you stupid fuck

>> No.18044318

huckleberry, lemon, pineapple

>> No.18045557

>>18043793
coconut

>> No.18045562

kiwifruit

>> No.18045583

banananaananas

>> No.18046011

>>18043894
Lemons can be sweet and refreshing, you're just white

>> No.18046033
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>>18043948
>>18043865

>> No.18046042

>>18043901
Is that a heckin blueberry nestled and ensconced inside of a raspberry's interior nether regions? Scrum-diddily-umptious.

>> No.18046050

Jackfruits are pretty impressive.

>> No.18046308
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>>18043901

>> No.18046384

>>18043793
>>18043793
Wild strawberry.

>> No.18046434

>>18046033
These don’t look real

>> No.18046447

>>18046434
they are, Beautyberry are native to FL

>> No.18046478

>>18046384
extremely sovlful fruit

>> No.18046496

>>18043793
Have you had blackberries? They are the good shit.

>> No.18046510

>>18043793
imagine calling hairy berries kino

>> No.18046519

God I fucking LOVE berries

>> No.18046541

>>18043793
I've loved blackberries since I was a kid. I remember going out into the woods near my house and picking them off the bushes, eating them right then and there. They were always so sweet and delicious, and I loved their deep purple color.

But now, as an adult, I've come to realize that blackberries are the shittiest fruit. First of all, they're full of seeds. No matter how many you eat, it seems like there's always one more left to prick your tongue. And those seeds are hard as rocks! I've tried picking them out, but it's nearly impossible. It's inevitable that we're all damaging our teeth chewing these little seed demons. They can get stuck between your teeth and lead to fracturing.

The seeds are what really do it for me. I can never seem to escape them no matter how many I eat and they always find a way to prick my tongue. It's like they're mocking me. "Oh, you thought you could eat us without getting poked? Ha! We're always one step ahead of you."

Second, blackberries go bad so quickly. You can have a whole pint of them, and within a day or two they're all wrinkled and gross. Give it three days and they're covered in nasty mold. What's the point of that?

Finally, blackberries are just too damn messy. They stain everything they touch, and they never seem to come out of your clothes. I've ruined more shirts and pants with blackberry stains than I can count.

So yeah, blackberries are the shittiest fruit. I thought I loved them, but I was wrong. I'll never eat another one again.

If you have never tried a kiwi, I would highly recommend it. I think you will be pleasantly surprised by how delicious they are.

Even now, as an adult, I still love kiwis. I will often buy a bag of them to have as a snack during the week. I will also use them in smoothies or in baking. They are just such a versatile fruit.

>> No.18046560

>>18043877
Nothing like a glass of olive oil after a hard workout.

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>>18046560

>> No.18046647

>>18043793
Uh, mangos?

>> No.18047357

>>18043793
blackberry

>> No.18047435
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>>18047357
Whiteberry

>> No.18047539

>>18043852
>>18043855
>>18043859
My """life management""" teacher in high school said, "The tomato is the fruit of a vegetable plant." I'm still confused to this day.

>> No.18047827

>>18043793
Pineberry?

>> No.18047831
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>>18045562
close

>> No.18048132

>>18043859
have you never had a fresh off the vine tomato?
they're naturally sweet and refreshing
maybe if you hadn't flavorblasted your tastebuds with sugar your entire life, you'd know, fag

>> No.18048147

BlackBerry mogs raspberry

>> No.18048191

>>18046541
I hate the seeds too, but they're still good if they're going to be juiced or pureed and strained. I don't like pomegranate for the same reason too but the juice and molasses are good.

>> No.18048196

>>18043793
>that will be $10 for 3 berries, ma'am
>kino
that's about right

>> No.18048199

>>18043892
stoppit

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>>18047831
Zespri's original gold cultivar got replaced with their sungold cultivar and I fucking hate it. I am declaring jihad on Kiwiland.

>> No.18049039

>>18043793
I do not like raspberries at all. Not as a jam, not as a plain fruit not a syrup. I find them gross.

>> No.18049070

>>18049039
are you black?

>> No.18049084

>>18046384
Came here to post this.
Used to buy them from local grandmas back in my russian village, or pick them up myself when walking in the woods. Now I live in the UK and you can't find them anywhere and they're not cultivated and sold anywhere

>> No.18049109

>>18048201
Gold kiwis are disgusting. Green FTW

>> No.18049126

>>18043852
This is why science and food need to be kept apart

>> No.18049130

>>18049126
Why? Is it a genetically modified tomato?

>> No.18049133

>>18049130
No because it's categorized as a fruit

>> No.18049211

>>18043793
Literally any other fruit besides pears

>> No.18049214

>>18043793
i cannot

>> No.18049219
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>>18043793

>> No.18049221

>>18049219
a challenger appears

>> No.18049383

>>18049084
>they're not cultivated and sold anywhere
I didn't even know you could cultivate it, and i've never seen that sold anywhere. It's just a wild fruit no?

>> No.18049424

>>18049383
>I didn't even know you could cultivate it,
Well yeah. That's why it's not being cultivated. That's what I meant.
>I've never seen that sold anywhere
They basically have to be hand-picked in the wild which prevents easy and cheap commercialisation. But for example you can easily buy truffles or stuff made with truffles - the fact that they're hard to gather just makes them cost more. Wild strawberries I've never seen sold except on local markets by people who picked them themselves.