/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.18036818]

Post your favorite adverts from America’s golden era.

[Anonymous No.18036840]

>>18036818
Goes well with the $200,000 heart surgery that it comes with.

[Anonymous No.18036932]

>>18036818
>log cabin

[Anonymous No.18037191]

>>18036840
eurocucks can't handle the Real American Breakfast

[Anonymous No.18038503]

>>18036932
SLIDDING

[Anonymous No.18038702]

>>18036818
>America’s golden era
>Nothing but ads of shitty processed food
Sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.18038717]

>>18036840
>>18038702
>American food was NOT tasty!
>American food was NOT healthy!
>NOBODY ever had a delicious breakfast!
>NOBODY ever cooked wholesome meals!
>That is an AD, not reality!

[Anonymous No.18038732]

>>18036818
I was reading The King In Yellow (1895) this week and I was utterly fascinated at the part where they have sandwiches at Delmonico. This book, written 135 years ago describes NYC 20 years in the future (1918) and I can STILL go to Delmonico today.

>pic related was made 10 years AFTER the King in Yellow.

[Anonymous No.18038733]

>>18038717
The 50s only looked like that if you were a coastie, real american southerners were left to rot.

[Anonymous No.18038739]

>>18036818
Bros why can't we go back to having illustrations like this. Camera was a mistake

[Anonymous No.18038740]

>>18038732
The modern Delmonico's has zero relation to the original restaurant beyond the name. The original restaurant was killed by prohibition and the Delmonico family never reopened it. The new restaurant is just a generic steakhouse that stole the name.

[Anonymous No.18038743]

>>18036818

[Anonymous No.18038744]

>>18038733
>real american southerners were left to rot.
And then in the 60s and 70s the government desperately tried to bring the south kicking and screaming into at least the 1910s and it was an enormous mistake. Houston, Huntsville, Cape Canaveral. Anywhere government money went in the south briefly became and oasis of intelligence and was immediately brain drained by cotton picking morons.

[Anonymous No.18038756]

>>18038744
This isn't /pol/. Keep your racism to yourself.

[Anonymous No.18038772]

>>18038744
The American south is home to the nation's greatest research universities and technological institutes. Plus places like the Research Triangle, most of NASA's facilities, fucking Texas Instruments, etc.
Brain-drain, my fucking ass. The cottonpickers affect the average, not the whole.

[Anonymous No.18038775]

>>18038743
Why did they kill her off bros it's so soulless now

[Anonymous No.18038783]

>>18038775
Bleeding heart do-gooders will ALWAYS fuck up the good, and amplify the bad.
T. it was always soulless consoomerism.

[Anonymous No.18038787]

>>18038743
tfw no aunt jemima to make me pancakes with her syrup

[Anonymous No.18038828]

>>18038787
>87s
dat face doe...

[Anonymous No.18039024]

>>18038783
>complaining about soulless consumerism
>while complaining that a corporation changed it's mascot
>giving even the slightest shit about corporate mascots at all

[Anonymous No.18039039]

>>18039024
>giving even the slightest shit about corporate mascots at all
But surely you misunderstand, anon.
I give not the SCANTIEST of shits for brand affiliation.
I make 90% of my food from scratch.--Here's a Toad-in-the-Hole I made last week.
>Imagine trying to conflate my poasting a simple pic with complaining.

[Anonymous No.18039178]

>>18036818
Let's get this thread back on track, shall we?

[Anonymous No.18039220]

I prefer 90s candy commercials

[Anonymous No.18039875]

>>18039220
https://youtu.be/Lm4t8-CFiZY
ehhh..I guess they were pretty kinetic.

[Anonymous No.18039887]

>>18039178
>they used to have chili burgers
Like red beef chili or New Mexico style? NM style cheeseburgers are fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.18039906]

Here we go

Remember what they took from us.

For the rest, just remember how you have to react to these pictures ;)

[Anonymous No.18039907]

>>18039039
what in the fuck

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[Anonymous No.18039915]

>>18039907
Toad in the hole, anon--A British specialty.
Yorkshire pudding with sausages baked into it--and that pan is full of red onion gravy from scratch--the trad topping.
Or did you mean something else?

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>>18039887
It was alternatively called the Bell Beefer or Bellburger and was just their taco meat on a bun. It got revived as a promotional item awhile back, too.

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[Anonymous No.18039948]

>>18039927
>everything is 25 cents
>RC fucking cola
VGH...

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>>18039906
where's the rest of the ad?

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[Anonymous No.18039988]

>>18039981
I don't know

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[Anonymous No.18040006]

>>18039988
That sucks. Your thread sucks.

[Anonymous No.18040018]

>>18039998
really?

[Anonymous No.18040019]

>>18040006
It's not my thread, I'm just posting in it. Why does it suck? Because people grilling, having fun, having a backyard, eating steaks, burgers, and hot dogs did not exist?

[Anonymous No.18040022]

>>18040019
no because the ads are all cropped

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[Anonymous No.18040034]

>>18040018
yeah, really

[Anonymous No.18040035]

>>18040034
at least I can see the brand in this one.

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>>18038739
I've got a couple old bird watcher guide books, all of the pictures are artful illustrations instead of cheap photographs. It's absolutely kino

[Anonymous No.18040048]

>>18040022
He's purposely cropped them and posts them in any thread and types shit like "remember what they took from us" because people don't cook outside anymore and women and men and families don't exist apparently.
Also /pol/

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[Anonymous No.18040052]

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[Anonymous No.18040066]

>>18040048
lol I didn't crop them.
You're the only one politicizing ads from the 50s and 60s, screeching about how supposedly NOTHING depicted EVER happened that way. You seem simple and insecure :)
You are supposed to react the way you do right now - good job!

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>>18040048
Here comes dat soy.

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[Anonymous No.18040087]

>>18036818
>tfw will never be a dolled up trans housewife in garters, stockings and heels
Why even live?

[Anonymous No.18040092]

I'm not even a poltard, nor am I right wing or any such bullshit. I'm a lefty. I like the aesthetics of these ads. Why some people seem to feel the need to constantly point out
- that they are ads
- that if they are not recognizable as ads (only to a complete retard, mind you) because they are cropped, they're somehow bad
- that the situations depicted could have never happened and are in NO WAY EVER a realistic reflection of reality
- that people today can still do these things
is completely beyond me.

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[Anonymous No.18040102]

>>18040100
I wish that was me

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>>18039875
https://youtu.be/TLL8jARrdTQ

[Anonymous No.18040118]

>>18039178
SOUL

[Anonymous No.18040124]

>>18038717
Don't think anyone ever argued that American food wasn't tasty
Pancakes are not healthy
You shouldn't eat desert for breakfast
Batter fried in oil with pure sugar drizzled over isn't "wholesome"
It literally is an ad from Log Cabin Syrup

Start taking your meds

[Anonymous No.18040126]

>>18038717
>not sure if that cunny bunny has a sash on her waist or two piece
>can't tell if tummy or not

[Anonymous No.18040129]

>>18040124
>You shouldn't eat desert for breakfast
The French would like to have a word with you.

[Anonymous No.18040142]

>>18040129
The French breakfast is a cigarette and a cup of coffee with the addition of a croissant at most.

[Anonymous No.18040147]

>>18040126
It's a sash you pedophile

[Anonymous No.18040154]

>>18040107
Your cropped images suck man. This is the equivalent of just posting spiderman

[Anonymous No.18041069]

>>18040154
Please find better ones from that era then. I'd post them if I had them. Will gladly save your incoming dump. Thanks in advance you dishonest faggot lmao

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Maestro Bogliardi

[Anonymous No.18041095]

>>18039933
That is a massive steak

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>>18041112
This is what happened when you drank Schlitz

[Anonymous No.18041129]

>>18036818
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chase_%26_Sanborn_Coffee_Company

[Anonymous No.18041132]

>>18036932
she’s sorta cute guys…….

[Anonymous No.18041134]

Remember what they took from us too.

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>>18040092
It's called controlled opposition

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[Anonymous No.18041178]

Here you have your uncropped images you faggots

[Anonymous No.18041183]

>>18039933
>beer
>in a champagne flute

[Anonymous No.18041204]

>>18038717
Damn….

[Anonymous No.18041212]

>>18036840
>IT DOESN'T HAVE BLOOD PUDDING AND BEANS SO ITS NOT GOOD

[Anonymous No.18041215]

>>18039992
People didn't even touch that ham. She must have fucked it up somehow and now deserves a beating/toesucking

[Anonymous No.18041220]

>>18036818
>"Real American Breakfast"
>fake syrup
Sounds right

[Anonymous No.18041227]

>>18039906
Nobody took shit from you, fag. You want that pic, go and get a real job and make yourself into an attractive man.

[Anonymous No.18041233]

>>18041227
see >>18040092

[Anonymous No.18041236]

>>18040048
Maybe they're cropped because people want to enjoy the nice drawings without the obnoxious text about which brands of beer and hotdogs we should be buying.

[Anonymous No.18041267]

>>18039933
those two on the left have dead eyes

[Anonymous No.18041306]

>>18040100
pay attention while you pour that tea bitch

[Anonymous No.18041315]

>>18039959
fuck thats kinda clever
I actually want one of those -
but who the fuck broils a steak?

[Anonymous No.18041338]

>>18041174
>Cracked.com

[Anonymous No.18041343]

>>18041315
many, many restaurants

[Anonymous No.18041366]

The WW2 vets made the 1950's the best time to be alive. Then their shitheel kids in the 1960's started the downfall of civilization with the their marxist degeneracy that continues to this day.

[Anonymous No.18041369]

Have all these poltards actually never had a cookout with their father?

[Anonymous No.18041376]

>>18039983
> Most pizzas forget about cheese altogether
???

[Anonymous No.18041385]

>>18041376
The more I learn about the 1950's, the more I think their food actually sucked. My boomer dad tells me it used to be completely acceptable to eat a steak with ketchup.

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>>18039917
Are they grilling inside? The fuck?

[Anonymous No.18041453]

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>>18041460
Can YOU dig where they're comin' from?

[Anonymous No.18041478]

>>18041469
just doing mah dinner timin’

[Anonymous No.18041493]

>>18041478
>no tipping


Shhheeeeiit

[Anonymous No.18041505]

>>18041437
Looks like a garage door and plants in the background so they're outside.

[Anonymous No.18041515]

>>18040034
Is that Tippi Hedren?
Fun fact she gave up being a leading lady for Hitchcock to spend her days being mauled by lions all ngside her daughter Melanie Griffith

[Anonymous No.18041520]

These are basically the 50s equivalent of /d/ posts of skyscraper sized futas pouring gallons of cum into loli dorses or whatever
What we wanted but not what really existed
That said, these were normal people and now we've become monsters

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>>18041531
>appealing to black people being lazy
Goddamn we used to be a great country

[Anonymous No.18041543]

>>18041537
>based border jumper
That’s a good one.

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>>18041505
Good eye anon, the picture is framed weird. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.18041669]

>>18040073
almost looks like the cast of That 70s Show

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>>18041315
It's the most common way for restaurants to cook steaks, actually. Americans don't really broil at home much anymore. Only time I really do is when I'm making cornish hen.

[Anonymous No.18041732]

>>18041493
Why would there be? There are no 'front of house' staff at McDonalds.

[Anonymous No.18041947]

>WOAH THE 50S WAS SO BASED!! HOW DO I KNOW?? UMMMM..... WELL THE ADS OF COURSE!

[Anonymous No.18042037]

>>18041947
I know doesn’t it suck when da juice didn’t own all the media. None of these ads even glorify miscegenation or opulence, and that’s just boring.

[Anonymous No.18042060]

>>18042037
I forgot what an add without a black and white couple looks like.

[Anonymous No.18042132]

>>18036932
first time I've laughed at this forced meme

[Anonymous No.18043039]

>>18038717
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>>18039910
imagine wearing a belt while bbq'ing without even having a gun on it. post your bbq guns

[Anonymous No.18043060]

>>18041537

>can't even super-size the order anymore

Whats the point of going on

[Anonymous No.18043544]

>>18039024
It's progress in a cultural revolution. And you know it.
>hurr don't pay attention to my side's advances.

[Anonymous No.18043584]

>>DEY TOOK DIS FWOM US
>My childhood was filled with gatherings of family and friends

Feels good being Slavic, where the people aren't soulless consumer whores who fucking despise everyone, including (especially) their own families.
>but jews tricked us!
What kind of piece of shit do you have to be to be able to be tricked into hating your own children?

[Anonymous No.18043690]

>>18038772
This post killed my black coworkers

[Anonymous No.18043700]

>>18043584
It's not about hating your offspring, it's about teaching young men and women to hate the concept of offspring
They're better off without. Why love it when you can suck it out with a vacuum and invest everything thing into JEWelry

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>>18036840
its the sugar not the fat that is the problem just a reminder.

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>>18043700
>JEWelry
heh, that's pretty good, I'm gonna use this

[Anonymous No.18043748]

This is what they actually took from you.
The idealized past ran on a combination of drugs until the 1980s. Crack down on drugs, crack down on American ideals

[Anonymous No.18043785]

I'm seventy-nine years old and most of the posts reflect the vintage times. Multi-generational meals were common as were back yard BBQs. Fond memories.

[Anonymous No.18043798]

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>>18038717
Your image but unironically

[Anonymous No.18043970]

>>18039928
Damn, that artist can make anything look like a good time.

[Anonymous No.18043975]

>>18040108
I despise all built in permanent fixtures from that period. People thought that building a BBQ shaped forge out of bricks would be something that generations of people would want in their back yard. 40 years later the bricks are falling apart, everything needs tuckpointing and its going to be a huge pain in the ass to get rid of the brick gill monster.

Don't get me started on build in TV and stereo systems that a designed to fit exactly one size of TV and no larger..

[Anonymous No.18044032]

>>18043941
this post but ironically

[Anonymous No.18044245]

>>18043785
based? tell us more old man

[Anonymous No.18044269]

Do you think gullible people in 2100 are gonna look back on current advertising and go "whoa damn they had rooftop nintendo switch parties" too?

[Anonymous No.18044273]

>>18044269
Yep just like we’re doing that right now

[Anonymous No.18044379]

>>18040087
you won't so might as well end it now

[Anonymous No.18044586]

>>18039178
My local Taco Bell still looks like that.

[Anonymous No.18044610]

>>18044586
>that semi that cut the corner by like 2 metres

[Anonymous No.18045463]

>>18041134
"That's a good (mug)shot of you"

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>>18041515
I was wondering if that was her as well.

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>>18043975
>from that period
Lmao. Outdoor brick ovens/grills/firepits are ancient, bro. Some of them have been around for hundreds of years and their use dates back thousands. You're looking at it from a short-sighting modern perspective which is ironically closer to what you think you're trying to criticize.

[Anonymous No.18045606]

>>18043798
BKUP922

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>>18043798
The heat from the grill cooks off the rounds.

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>>18045468
Ah, the days when big macs were actually 'big'.

My proudest/most shameful moment is when I ate four of the fuckers to see if I could.

[Anonymous No.18046764]

>>18038772
And I wonder where the people come from who staff those universities.

[Anonymous No.18046789]

>>18046764
The south, in my experience. Don't talk about thing you know nothing about, you'll look like less of a fool.

[Anonymous No.18046977]

>>18040092
there's like ten million foreigners that hate america on this board

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>>18046977
on 4chan* i meant

[Anonymous No.18046984]

>>18043584
what are you even talking about retard lol

[Anonymous No.18047542]

>>18046977
It's propaganda from their country and others

[Anonymous No.18048081]

>>18039959
bitch gonna burn her sexy knee

[Anonymous No.18048092]

>>18040036
Just chillin' nursin' my spare outboard motor

[Anonymous No.18048587]

>>18038717
>>American food was NOT tasty!
>>American food was NOT healthy!
>>NOBODY ever had a delicious breakfast!
>>NOBODY ever cooked wholesome meals!
>>That is an AD, not reality!

[Anonymous No.18048595]

>>18041493
Fucking retard

[Anonymous No.18048615]

>>18039039
>good day fellow sirs, I do say rather
fuck off you pompous faggot

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>>18039906
looks dreadfully boring

[Anonymous No.18048763]

>>18039039
God, I could really go for some toad in the hole right now.

[Anonymous No.18048767]

>>18042132
You still laugh? You must be very young. Post your bussy on a red board and link it here, please. My body is ready.

[Anonymous No.18048932]

>>18041170
those two look way to smug

[Anonymous No.18048964]

>>18036818
I prefer Aunt Jemima.

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>>18041129
lol

[Anonymous No.18049123]

>>18041267
that's because they are a bunch of paint on paper and never existed

[Anonymous No.18049158]

- eat less processed/refined junk food garbage
- eat more nutrient dense animal foods like liver
- CONSUME MORE PROBIOTIC FOODS like kefir or water kefir or sauerkraut this is highly important
- be very cautious and purposeful about the use of antibiotics

and maybe the generations of slow physical degeneration in your family can stop with you