EGG

[Anonymous No.17999986]

Egg thread. favorite egg style everyone get ine egg threead

[Anonymous No.17999993]

the heat of the thread cooks the eggs

[Anonymous No.17999994]

>>17999986
over-easy or poached.

I like to make a nice bagel sandwich with them

[Anonymous No.17999997]

raw egg on rice with a dash of soy sauce

[Anonymous No.18000006]

>>17999994
>>17999997
I'm gay btw.

[Anonymous No.18000050]

>>17999986
ramsay eggs are unironically great sloppa.

[Anonymous No.18000067]

>>17999986
steam basted to medium

[Anonymous No.18000078]

over easy, easy choice

[Anonymous No.18000124]

>>18000006
me too

[Anonymous No.18000161]

>>18000067
>steam basted
>basted
Stop using words you don't understand. You just sound stupid.
American education on top form again.

[Anonymous No.18000205]

>>17999986
I can't be arsed to clean a pan every morning
I just hard boil them by the dozen and have done with it

[Anonymous No.18000405]

Poached for sure. I have mastered the art of poaching eggs and now its one of my favorite add-ons to most meals.

[Anonymous No.18000408]

>>18000405
Soft boiled is also very good, though.

[Anonymous No.18000597]

>>17999986
Machaca style. Scrambled with bits of unflavored beef jerky, basically. It's fucking awesome and atypical north mexico breakfast.

[Anonymous No.18000621]

>>18000067
>>18000161

These are either the same person trying to spread anti-American propaganda, or >>18000161 is a retard who doesn't get jokes

Also, "SCRAMBLED!"

[Anonymous No.18000623]

>>17999986
Cooked with heat

[Anonymous No.18000670]

>>18000621
A "joke" should be funny, ironic, or at the least obvious. Otherwise it's just somebody sounding dumb.
By the way, >>18000067 wasn't me.

[Anonymous No.18000711]

>>18000621
Well, mystery solved then. >>18000670

[Anonymous No.18000731]

>>18000623
The heat of the pan cooks the egg

[Anonymous No.18001074]

I like eggs. A lot, Howard. I love eggs. I loooove eggs. I go into the coffee shop in the hotel and I love eggs. I order over easy eggs, (I like the eggs over easy). They never come over easy that's a hard egg to order, the over easy, if they're under easy they're disgusting. I only got one tooth there and if they're under easy they run down my face. So that's why I order a omelette."

[Anonymous No.18001537]

eggs

[Anonymous No.18001544]

>>17999986
steam and fried

[Anonymous No.18001602]

the heat of the yolk cooks the white

[Anonymous No.18001611]

>>17999993
The heat of my eggs splooges inside your moms rice cooker, priming the eggs

[Anonymous No.18001613]

Recently, i've been doing something akin to egg salad. What it do is scramble lots of eggs at once in a pot, until they're quite cooked and developed solid curds, and stir around until it's nice and chunky, and then add whatever else; sometimes mayo and yellow mustard, sometimes sour cream and dijon; onion and garlic powder, dried chives, salt and pepper. It's not quite like the normal egg salad, but so much less effort - i hate boiling and peeling and cutting many eggs at a time. This is faster, easier, and still pretty good.

[Anonymous No.18001625]

The heat of the stove heats the pot that heats the water that heats egg that is heated by the rice

[Anonymous No.18001632]

Cilbir is S-tier breakfast. Yogurt with garlic on bottom, poached egg, and paprika/chili & garlic infused butter poured on top. Delicious.

[Anonymous No.18002563]

[Anonymous No.18002583]

>>18002563
Egg is overcooked

[Anonymous No.18003151]

>>18002583
no

[Anonymous No.18003171]

>>17999986
Can I eat 6 eggs that expired on Monday (I live in EU)

[Anonymous No.18003185]

>>18000408
I prefer soft boiled because it's easier than poached and I think aesthetically it's more pleasing. I also prefer the texture of the egg white with a soft boiled egg

[Anonymous No.18003189]

>>18003185
That being said, chilaquiles is my favorite egg dish

[Anonymous No.18003503]

>>17999986
Scrambled with green onions.

[Anonymous No.18003525]

>>17999986
Fried in butter with a little salt and freshly cracked pepper. Yolks can be runny or cooked all the way but the whites must be fully cooked.

[Anonymous No.18004223]

>>18003151
he's right. I eat poached eggs every day and that does show an egg that's over.
>>18003185
>grab a pot
>fill it with water
>add vinegar
>crack egg into ramekin or bowl idk you do you
>turn heat to MAX
>when water is boiling VIGOROUSLY make a whirlpool
>dump egg in and turn down to low
>cook for eggsactly 3 minutes
>remove egg
wahlah

[Anonymous No.18004314]

>>17999986
I love a soft scramble with lots of butter and mustard on the side

[Anonymous No.18004323]

Alright guys, I'll have to be quiet (since it's late and everybody is sleeping) and I have some boiled eggs but I wanna do something more exciting with them. Any ideas?

[Anonymous No.18004433]

>>17999986
I love just drinking loads of raw eggs. I do at least 6 a day.

[Anonymous No.18004449]

>>18004314

[Anonymous No.18004459]

>>18004433
>I do at least 6 a day
men or eggs?

[Anonymous No.18004461]

>>18004323
Soy sauce

[Anonymous No.18004609]

>>18004461
Oh, I realised that I've actually never tried that. Will do so later, thanks Anon!

[Anonymous No.18004659]

>>18004459
Eggs, obviously. I have way more men than that.

[Anonymous No.18004668]

>>18004659
Liar. I bet you're a dead fish fuck.

[Anonymous No.18004729]

[Anonymous No.18004773]

>>18004668
Well after the tenth or so in a day I do get a bit worn out.

[Anonymous No.18004778]

>>18004729
Just give it a few minutes, its still cooking!

[Anonymous No.18005024]

>>18004729
The heat of the egg cooks the rice

[Anonymous No.18005662]

A year ago I wasn't able to eat even one egg without a stomachache and horrible gas. So for anyone reading this thread who has issues with eggs, try taking a zinc supplement daily with an occasional copper supplement once a week or so. You don't want to take zinc daily for longer than 1 month or so, I did one month taking zinc every day, then one month no zinc. Then one month again with zinc, and so on. I also take digestive enzymes now and then to help digest meals but I'm not very strict on that and sometimes skip it.
I can now eat one fried egg per meal without my digestion going haywire

[Anonymous No.18005677]

how to learn this

[Anonymous No.18005680]

>>18005677
Practice

[Anonymous No.18005681]

>>18005662
might be some kind of leaky gut
try bone broth

[Anonymous No.18005683]

>>18004314
nahh this nigga puttin MUSTARD on his eggs what the fuck man

[Anonymous No.18005688]

>>18005677
that anon posted the finished dish and one of the yolks was burst. so don't do that

[Anonymous No.18005689]

>>18005662
wait why don't you want to take zinc everyday for more than a month? please enlighten me

[Anonymous No.18005695]

>>18005689
probably some reddit post he read about how it builds up in your system to toxic levels
it doesn't if you're only taking 50 mg

[Anonymous No.18005697]

>>17999986
Scrambled. Going to start adding garlic, but will probably fuck it up

[Anonymous No.18005702]

>>18005677
Get a job at waffle house, that's how they do it.

>>18005688
That was me. I broke it with my finger to make it leak out on the potato.

I'll tell you a story though --

Me and the other cook at waffle house used to get bored and see how high we could get the eggs in the air while flipping them in the pan. By the end of the shift we were almost touching the ceiling tiles. You had to catch the egg while moving the pan downward to sort of absorb some of the energy or the egg would just plop and splatter oil on your arms.

Next shift I was doing it again to show off to the waitress and didn't move the pan fast enough and it landed hard and shot out yolk onto a customer eating at the counter. He called me a fucking retard and his wife had to calm him down.

[Anonymous No.18005752]

Shakshuka

[Anonymous No.18005841]

>>17999999
>>18000000

[Anonymous No.18005862]

>>18000408
Been ages since I've had a good soft boiled egg. Might just have these tonight.

[Anonymous No.18005863]

>>18005862
Literally never understood the whole serve in shell bullshit.. seems retarded

[Anonymous No.18005868]

>>18000405
I like this way also, but they always come out looking flat or odd shaped.

[Anonymous No.18005873]

>>18005863
Grew up on them this way, so seems pretty normal.

[Anonymous No.18005893]

>>18005873
Do you often end up just eating half and throwing the rest away?

[Anonymous No.18005900]

>>18005893
Eat the whole thing. When i was young I used to just dip and eat the yolk but now will use a teaspoon to eat the whole lot with toast leaving a clean empty shell.

[Anonymous No.18005967]

>>17999986
over easy, i love me some runny hot yolk

[Anonymous No.18005970]

>>18004449
Kek'd, this gif wipes me out

[Anonymous No.18005971]

>>18005893
Do you? Why would anybody do that ever? Well, that curate who had an egg that was good in parts, maybe. But people in general?

[Anonymous No.18005972]

[Anonymous No.18005984]

I like to combine my eggs in a frying pan with some oil and boiled white rice. I call the dish 'rice fried eggs'.

[Anonymous No.18005990]

Done all of them. Idk, a perfectly cooked over easy egg is always my favorite. Did have a poached egg phase though.

[Anonymous No.18005993]

>>18005984
Based inventor, your trailblazing ways are the true hallmark of genius

[Anonymous No.18006111]

>>18005971
Well the poster I asked said he used to, so apparently some people.

Just seems like a pain the ass to have to dig an egg out of its shell while eating breakfast.

Are you an egg curator?

[Anonymous No.18006407]

>>17999986
fried egg and i mean actually fried egg
not cooking it on top of a squirt of oil

shit needs to be crispy on bottom, crispy on top and creamy in the middle

[Anonymous No.18006408]

>>17999986
i like over medium eggs

[Anonymous No.18006526]

>>18005683
You mirin?

[Anonymous No.18006538]

>>18005972
how does he get out of there?

[Anonymous No.18006545]

>>17999986
I like eggs Baghdad style. Just put whole eggs in the microwave and set to high for 2 minutes.

[Anonymous No.18006552]

>>18003171
It depends on your country. It's only illegal in about half of them.

[Anonymous No.18006557]

>>18005662
>You don't want to take zinc daily for longer than 1 month or so
I've been taking zinc daily since 2 years ago when covid started. No problems here.

[Anonymous No.18006561]

>>17999986
I like me some trad old school scrambled eggs.
Can you manage not to fuck that up too? Pssshhh...

[Anonymous No.18006575]

>>18005972
Scrambled but you barely see any yellow, that's the cheapest eggs possible, real eggs have orange yolk.

[Anonymous No.18006769]

Like this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-bLjLt8PXRw

[Anonymous No.18006811]

Respectfully request some of you egg guys respond either here >>18006803 or in this thread to my inquiry about cooking eggs and breakfast foods covered

[Anonymous No.18006949]

>>18006811
are you retarded? Make a better thread if you want people to post in your faggot thread. Imagine shilling your failed 4chan threads in other 4chan threads

[Anonymous No.18007012]

>>18006811
Post your question here, faggot. Not reading your boring failed thread.

[Anonymous No.18007027]

>>18005683
Egg actually goes pretty well with mustard.

[Anonymous No.18007087]

>>18000408
Soft boiled, chopped, thrown into a giant cobb salad.

The gooey yolks kind of spread around throughout the salad.

[Anonymous No.18007149]

>>18005702
based

[Anonymous No.18007170]

I like to prep ramen eggs as an easy snack sometimes

[Anonymous No.18007172]

>>18007012
No.

>>18006949
Wtf is a failed thread? I am not asking a off topic question in this thread but since people here may have experience related to what I am asking, I want to hear their thoughts on the inquiry.

[Anonymous No.18007186]

>>18005683
mayonnaise and hollandaise has eggs and mustard, it only makes sense

[Anonymous No.18007191]

>>18007172
>Wtf is a failed thread?
A thread which doesn't attract any replies to the point where you have to try to advertise it in other threads to get responses to it. You should be able to figure that out from context.

[Anonymous No.18007195]

>>18007172
>I want to hear their thoughts on the inquiry.
Then just post the inquiry here instead of linking to your other thread like a fag.

[Anonymous No.18007196]

The heat of the toast cooks the egg.

[Anonymous No.18007216]

>>18007191
It already has. You don't quite understand how messageboards work do you?

>>18007195
No. That is bad form. It's called derailing a thread. I don't want to steer the thread towards my question inadvertently. The proper thing to do is a single post directing the discussion to another thread if the user feels like contributing.

I swear, it's like a endless influx of n00bs on this site. USENET was much better.

[Anonymous No.18007232]

>>18007216
>thinks asking a question about egg preparation in the egg thread is derailment
>doesn't think demanding people go post in a different thread and then arguing against people who tell him he's being discourteous is not derailment
lol, retard

[Anonymous No.18007237]

>>18007232
>doesn't think ... is not derailment
Whoops, strike one of those negatives. Looks like I'm the retard after all.

[Anonymous No.18007253]

>>18007216
you seem completely retarded. Go bump your retarded and failed thread

[Anonymous No.18007277]

>>17999986
I've only had chicken eggs all my life. Give me a nice ostrich egg, pls.
Fried.

[Anonymous No.18007405]

Anyone cook with menstrual fluid eggs?

[Anonymous No.18007419]

>>17999986
Ever since I started eating duck eggs. Chicken eggs have become dog food.

[Anonymous No.18007433]

>>18000405
Id say poached egg thats right in the middle of becoming "hard boiled" and the yolk is like gel.

[Anonymous No.18008220]

>>18004223
this is basically the best method. However if you use super fresh eggs, and run the egg through a sieve to remove thinnest white before putting in ramekin, that will also improve the poach.

[Anonymous No.18008499]

Do you get industrial, cage free or pasture raised?

[Anonymous No.18008776]

>>18008499
I get mine straight from a local farm I trust that lets their birds free range and scavenge the majority of their food and doesn't feed them corn or soy at all.

[Anonymous No.18008791]

I love eggs
But I recently developed an allergy/intolerance to them
I can never have a breakfast sandwich again

[Anonymous No.18008794]

>>18005677
it's very easy

[Anonymous No.18008799]

>>18008791
Why have I been hearing about so many people lately developing intolerance to eggs? Is it just a new intolerance that's gaining recent awareness or is something happening to the eggs?

[Anonymous No.18008995]

>had bad day
>want bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich to make bad day not so bad
>fry bacon
>pour out some of the grease, dumb scrambled eggs in there
>scooping eggs out, some of it plops on the floor
>scoop it up and eat it
>add pepper
I can't be the only one who does this. There's a guy down the way who makes cheese, his stuff is pretty good. I use that.

[Anonymous No.18009019]

>>17999986
i once put an entire raw egg in my pasta (including white) instead of only the yolk
the raw white is fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.18009242]

Chawanmushi. Beautiful steamed egg custard.

[Anonymous No.18009248]

I like eggs but I don't like thinking about them because they are really fucking gross if you think about them

[Anonymous No.18009329]

Do duck eggs taste good?

[Anonymous No.18009376]

scrambled with chives butter and bacon

[Anonymous No.18009709]

>>17999986
As long as the yolk is runny, it'll be yummy.

[Anonymous No.18009985]

>>18008799
>vaccine ingredients made involving egg
>adjuvants illicit an immune response to vax components
>immune system learns eggs are harmful
Same happens with nuts and soy. Remember, no refunds

[Anonymous No.18009999]

>>18009985
Christ.

[Anonymous No.18010061]

>>17999986
Eggs literally comes out of the anus of an animal. Why do people eat this food

[Anonymous No.18010146]

>>18010061
>Eggs literally comes out of the anus of an animal
so did you
(sorry, couldn't help it)

[Anonymous No.18010250]

The heat of OP's anus cooks my eggs

[Anonymous No.18010251]

>>18005873
its way easier to just crack in in half and scoop the egg into a bowl though

[Anonymous No.18010289]

>>18010061
>Eggs literally comes out of the anus of an animal.
Chickens don't have an anus retard. Why don't zoomers don't know basic shit anymore? Is this the result of common core?

[Anonymous No.18010290]

[Anonymous No.18010860]

I tried these and they were real fuckin good

https://youtu.be/hdLBQKpdkQs

[Anonymous No.18011884]

>>18010061
the eggs taste good

[Anonymous No.18012167]

>>18007170
I had a jar of eggs similar to this and I ended up getting rid of them because my gf at the time kept calling me Moe. It was funny the first few times but eventually she started saying it with a certain tone like she was intentionally trying to offend me. Girl is gone but the eggs are back baby!

[Anonymous No.18012190]

>>18012167
>I had a jar of eggs similar to this and I ended up getting rid of them because my gf at the time kept calling me Moe
what the fuck does soy sauce eggs have anything to do with the name "Moe"??

[Anonymous No.18012208]

>>18008799
I don't have an "intolerance" to eggs, as in a physical or biological aversion to them, but I'm almost 40 and haven't been able to eat eggs (not counting in things like baked goods, batters, etc) longer than I can remember. Apparently I had a traumatic experience as a child, and I've tried several times over the years to get over it, but can't eat them without feeling violently ill. I know it's not a food allergy, though, otherwise I wouldn't be able to eat cakes or anything breaded, etc.

[Anonymous No.18012236]

>>18012190
Grow up?

[Anonymous No.18012245]

>>18012208
Tell us where the eggs touched you

[Anonymous No.18012268]

>>18012190
How underage are you?

[Anonymous No.18012301]

>>17999986
I made scrambled eggs yesterday and I fried them in a little bit of unrefined peanut oil, and it was very tasty

[Anonymous No.18012339]

>>18005863
>>18010251
It's a more delicate, presentable way of serving it than some fucked up eggs in a bowl, and eating it in distinct parts – the white top cap, the yolk with toast fingers, the remaining white – makes it more interesting to eat than scooping up a bowl of homogenous sloppa. Also, you can turn the empty shell over and pretend it's a new egg to fool kids.

[Anonymous No.18012341]

>>18012236
>>18012268
25yo zoomer here
explain

[Anonymous No.18012345]

>>18012190
What is this post

[Anonymous No.18012441]

I just tried duck and quail eggs for the first time recently. Really like the quail egg, it was a perfect proportion of white/yolk every bite

[Anonymous No.18012472]

For me, it's the crispy fried egg :-)

[Anonymous No.18012623]

>>18012472
bruh

[Anonymous No.18012793]

>>18012441
In Seattle I had this sushi with a quail egg yolk on top, shit was amazing.

Where did you get them? I'm sure it's really good cooked as well.

[Anonymous No.18013068]

>>18012441
Love a quail's egg, it's hard to resist popping half of them in your mouth as snacks when peeling.

[Anonymous No.18014348]

>>17999999
pan hot
buttahor or
oliveol+5ml water
crack eggz
remove when done
walla walla bing bang

[Anonymous No.18014363]

>>17999986
Crammed

[Anonymous No.18014367]

>>18005677
Hesitation is defeat

[Anonymous No.18014372]

>>18012339
looks perfectly presentable to me. Just dont pop the yolk when you're scooping it out

[Anonymous No.18014399]

For me, it's soy marinated eggs with tuna :^)

[Anonymous No.18014403]

oriental bros...
salted or century?

[Anonymous No.18014418]

>>18014403
fertilized

[Anonymous No.18014422]

>>18014403
Virgin Boy Eggs :^)

[Anonymous No.18014802]

>>18009999
Won't save them

[Anonymous No.18014960]

Still the best way to eat eggs.

[Anonymous No.18014998]

>>18014960
Based mayonegg bro

[Anonymous No.18015072]

>>18014960
Close, not sure if devilled eggs had been mentioned before, but this is the way.

[Anonymous No.18015294]

>>17999986
wook until the bottom starts to brown, flip once (try to keep the yolk intact) turn off heat, start the toast, when the toast is done the egg will also be ready.

[Anonymous No.18015298]

>>18015072
I am Christian so I don’t think I’m allowed

[Anonymous No.18015301]

>>18014960
that egg is overcooked but i also come from a mayo on boiled egg family

[Anonymous No.18015802]

>>18014372
I enjoy a kaya toast half boiled egg too, but you can't deny it's a little inelegant.

[Anonymous No.18015934]

>>18004223
Or, I can just toss an egg in a pot and steam it for 8 minutes and have a perfectly cooked soft boiled egg

[Anonymous No.18015996]

>>18012341
It's a Simpsons reference. Don't mind those manchildren. They're being immature.

[Anonymous No.18016003]

>>18012472
Ahhhhhhh... don't deeply browned egg whites and a nice warm yolk taste heavenly?