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17994852 No.17994852 [Reply] [Original]

What the fuck do I use this shit for

>> No.17994993

>>17994852
Bagles

>> No.17994995

>>17994852
Bagels

>> No.17994998

>>17994852
everything

>> No.17995006

>>17994852
Unless you were planning on making Bagels, you were stupid to buy that shit.

>> No.17995045

>>17994852
make avacado toast with a fried egg on top and sprinkle that on top

>> No.17995505
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17995505

>>17994852
it's a Asian spice so cook Asian food

>> No.17995785
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17995785

he fell for the instagram meme

>> No.17995824

>>17994852
I'd try it on the bacon in a sandwich.

>> No.17995841

>>17995824
Cool it there bud

>> No.17995892

>>17995841
Cool what?

>> No.17995908

>>17995892
it there, bud

>> No.17995912

>>17994852
I put it on popcorn

>> No.17995915

>>17995892
Preferably your jets

>> No.17995916

>>17995908
What is "it"?

>> No.17995919

>>17995916
it is what it is

>> No.17995923

>>17995915
Please explain your argument. You make no sense whatsoever.

>> No.17995931

>>17995919
You talk about "it", but can't explain what the "it" is you're talking about. Not too bright are you? American education by any chance? No doubt you deny it. We know. We all know.

>> No.17995933

>>17995923
he's calling you an antisemite.

>> No.17995938
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17995938

made these bad boys today so that i could throw some sausage egg and cheese on them and have breakfast sandwiches
bagels are super easy to make

>> No.17995943

>>17995931
imagine seething this hard over a bit of banter
cool it there bud

>> No.17995944

>>17995933
I don't see the word Jewish, Kosher or a K or a U in a circle. It's about as Jewish as Thor.

>> No.17995947

>>17995943
Implying someone is something they are not is not banter. It's classed as a hate crime nowadays.

>> No.17995958

>>17995947
well, you know how it is

>> No.17995962

>>17995944
I never said it made sense, I just said that's what he's saying. I'm assuming because of bacon on a bagel, but I'm just guessing.

>> No.17995966

>>17995958
What? Trolling is great until you get called out?

>> No.17995980

>>17995962
Jumping to conclusions because of the word Bagel. Now who's the racist? Like I said product is not Kosher (unless they hid it in the small print on the back).
Be careful of jumping on bandwagons, sometimes the wheels come off.

>> No.17995993

>>17995966
they don't think it be like it is but it do

>> No.17996011

>>17995993
>they
>it
Still no explanation. Not worried are you?

>> No.17996025

>>17995962
>>17995980
How was that last sentence for a life lesson?

>> No.17996026

>>17996011
I don't know why it's so hard for you to understand but I've been typing nothing but nonsense all thread
I have no idea why it incenses you so much, but it's kinda funny, so I'm gonna keep doing "it" for as long as you'll keep replying

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17996038

Guys chill

>> No.17996041

>>17996026
Yet you're someone else replying with totally different linguistics. Did he have to call in reinforcements. or are you taking up the mantle yourself?

>> No.17996046

>>17996041
I'm just having a laugh
you're the only person trying to have a serious discussion here (about fucking bagels? lmao), far as I can tell

>> No.17996058

>>17996046
Never eaten one in my life. How many you had?

>> No.17996068

>>17996058
I'll eat one every once in a while, maybe 30 or 40 in my life

>> No.17996070

>>17996058
I love bagels. I could crush a whole 6 pack back in the day.

>> No.17996079

>>17996041
Have sex incel

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17996080

>>17994852
>EVERYTHING!
Why is this even a thread?
How dare you.

>> No.17996083

>>17996070
Why buy a bread roll/bun with a hole in the middle? Would you go to the grocery store and buy a raw chicken with a gaping hole drilled in it's back?

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17996086

>>17995938
But is it cake molded like bagels or actual bagels.
Judging from the surface you didn't boil the raw dough first.

>> No.17996087

>>17996079
Oh, I do. And she loves it.

>> No.17996091

>>17996068
Paying over the odds for a bun with a hole in it. Americans are so easy to con.

>> No.17996092

>>17995980
Cool it with the antisemitism buddy

>> No.17996097

>>17996092
Grow up, kid and fuck off back to plebbit.

>> No.17996101

>>17996083
Caring about the shape is silly. Bagels are really tasty bread and the texture is nice (they're boiled not baked). They make god-tier sandwiches.

>> No.17996105

>>17995938
they look like soggy feet

>> No.17996119

>>17996101
Egg salad? Won't it fall out? Why not just make a bun if it's that good?

>> No.17996125

>>17996119
Don't put egg salad on it. What is wrong with you?

>> No.17996127

>>17996091
>still seething half an hour later
it's alright nigel calm down

>> No.17996135

>>17996125
So it's a special bun with a hole in it, and you can only put certain things on it? Americans are really weird.

>> No.17996136

>>17994852
Goes really, really good on sweet potatoes.

>> No.17996138

>>17996127
You don't ask for the bit that is missing from the whole bun that you payed for? Mugs. You're being mugged and accept it.

>> No.17996139

>>17994852
why bother when the entire thing tastes like burnt onion?

>> No.17996142

>>17996136
Because everyone thinks potatoes with sugar are great. Stop your dependency on sugar.

>> No.17996143

>>17996138
it's just a bagel
it's not that serious

>> No.17996150

>>17996091
>Calling Jewish cuisine a "con"
You are so cringe with that antisemitism bro. Care to share anymore racist stereotypes?

>> No.17996152

>>17996143
So you accept being ripped off? Nation of muppets.

>> No.17996154

>>17996150
i do
indians, mexicans, and nignogs don't use anti-perspirant

>> No.17996157

>>17996150
>Jewish cuisine
You don't even know, do you? You are the racist suggesting it's jewish.

>> No.17996158

>>17996087
kys you filthy fucking sex haver

>> No.17996161

>>17994852
Eggs

>> No.17996162

ITT: autists sperging out over trolls trolling trolls

>> No.17996166

>>17996152
a 6 pack of bagels is $2.78 at my local grocery
if that's your idea of being ripped off, I don't know what to tell you. get a better job lol.

>> No.17996167

>>17996157
Fuck off goy, we invented hummus, tabbouleh and bagels among a plethora of other delights.

>> No.17996184

>>17996166
So fucking blind, he doesn't realise the baker stuck his dick in the bun?
American education strikes again.

>> No.17996191

>>17996167
Salmon? How much salmon is there over there that isn't imported?

>> No.17996201

>>17996191
The US is full of salmon, which we smoke and enjoy on Jewish bagels. Seethe gentile scum.

>> No.17996202

>>17996184
>STILL seething over bagels almost an hour in
it's kinda sad at this point
I'll leave you alone, you clearly have some personal hangups against bagels and americans, it's just wierd & not funny.

>> No.17996209

>>17994852
I'll say it for what it is. The 'Everything' bagel was the worst thing humanity has ever made. The fast food workers never change their gloves or wash their hands so all of the garlic and onion flavor from the previous orders ends up cross contaminating anything I order, like a plain bagel or a bacon egg and cheese sandwich. This product should be illegal. After all of the ruined breakfasts theyve really been a part of, people who enjoy the everything bagel should go find a different fucking planet to live on.

>> No.17996220

>>17996201
>hummus, tabbouleh
You invented that too?

>> No.17996226

>>17996135
Don't put sloppy things on it. Simple as. Do you get mad that you can't eat stew out of a hot dog bun?

>> No.17996229

>>17996202
But it keeps you replying. Just like buns with bits missing keep you buying. Nation of mugs.

>> No.17996233

>>17996226
Yet Sloppy Joes exist. Choose your arguments carefully, kid.

>> No.17996284

>>17996233
And I wouldn't eat it on a bagel. Your point?

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17996293

>>17994852
Boom

>> No.17996305

>>17996284
Would it make a difference? It's gonna fall out anyway.

>> No.17996311

Guys I keep trying to eat my super thin chicken soup on a plate but it just keeps going everywhere. Why the fuck do plates even exist?

>> No.17996324

>>17996311
I don't know. It BOWLs me over.

>> No.17996368

>>17996311
have you tried it on a bagel?

>> No.17996369

>>17996311
Just be thankful the person who makes bagels doesn't make crockery too.

>> No.17996373

>>17996368
It keeps welling up in the middle.

>> No.17996380

>>17994852
>take sourdough
>pan-fry in butter
>add hummus, avocado, black pepper, and everything bagel seasoning

>> No.17996391

>>17996041
he did what he had to do when he had to do it

>> No.17996401

>>17996391
But in such a sad fashion.

>> No.17996416

>>17996368
No, it has a hole in it

>> No.17996637

>>17996220
Hummus is Lebanese

>> No.17996644

Jesus Christ, OP here, I did not know this stupid fucking shit was so divisive. Go buy some tampons you fucking babies. I'm throwing this shit out.

>> No.17996691

>>17994852
It's really good on just about any starch.
>potatoes
>rice
>buttered pasta
I wouldn't recommend baking with it, since it's already toasted and would just burn.

>> No.17997303

>>17996644
then delete it, dumbass

>> No.17997317

>>17995045
this or on softboiled PASTURE-RAISED eggs

>> No.17997349

>>17996105
kek they do

>> No.17998073

Bagels are Palestinian

>> No.17998268

>>17995892
your beans, pal

>> No.17998276

>>17998073
Palestinians suck. Always gettin' in the way of everything; bagel rights, bombs, progress, Jews, America. They need to calm down.

>> No.17998370

>>17995785
Wait, a fucking seasoning blend is a instagram fad now? This is world is so fucked up.

>> No.17998388

>>17995938
Why tf your bagels look so geriatric?

>> No.17998396

>>17996166
This is a cooking forum not a buying forum.

>> No.17998437

>>17996086
it looks like he boiled the bagels afterwards

maybe he didn't raise the ph or add sugar to the water to facilitate browning