Non beef tacos

[Anonymous No.17989667]

My gf (male) will not wat beef, please share pork and chicken tacos recipes. But please make them authentic I want real brown people food.
Fish need not apply

[Anonymous No.17989682]

>I want real brown people food.
Get diarrhea and shit onto a plate, will taste just as good and be just as healthy.

[Anonymous No.17989817]

first post gee eff (male)

[Anonymous No.17989894]

>>17989817
No she is shy

[Anonymous No.17990077]

>>17989667
>not wat beef
Learn english first trannoid subhuman.

[Anonymous No.17990083]

>>17989667
Just make “her” beef tacos and say it’s venison or some shit.
Is her dick bigger than yours?

[Anonymous No.17990165]

>>17990083
Yes sadly, mine is only 4.5 inches, hers is almost 7 inches.

[Anonymous No.17990168]

>>17990165
Hahaha makes sense you want a beef alternative since you're tired from taking his meat all day.

[Anonymous No.17990175]

/ck/ roleplay threads are the fucking worst, this shit is so fucking cringe

[Anonymous No.17990183]

>>17990168
I dont get topped.

[Anonymous No.17990189]

>>17989667
real brown pepo tacos have meat on them
closest thing i can think of is squash flower quesadillas

[Anonymous No.17990200]

>>17989667
for authenticity, you need slow braised pork shoulder/butt roast. Tuck that thing into a covered dutch oven or roaster in the oven. Keep the seasoning simple or rich, lots of onions, olive oil, sour orange sliced onions, stuffing some garlic cloves into the layers (can buy Badia or Goya sofrito or mojo criollo sauce for quick prep.
Panfry the pulled or chopped pork chunks before plating into the tacos. Pork tacos are particulary nice with queso fresca, green salsa, squeeze of lime.
Alternately, you can marinate pounded sliced pork in the pineapple juice-pureed chilies of the "al pastor" seasoning, and grill it outside for maximum crispy edges and smoke. Flour tortillas (this is a lebanese influenced rotisserie kebab style presentation, hence the flour). I'd do a fresh pineapple salsa here, maybe some monterrey jack griddled open faced in the tortilla before stuffing.

Can't get more authentic than the above. If you're going to mess with chicken, just shake on some asada complete seasoning, or buy the old el paso street tacos kit for chicken.

[Anonymous No.17990283]

>>17990200
I screencapped this answer and thanks. Seems the rest are really distracted by my gf's huge cock lol

[Anonymous No.17990312]

>>17990077
I fuck sister and cousins of yours

[Anonymous No.17991206]

>>17989682
>t. meat and potaters man

[Anonymous No.17991215]

>>17989667
Eat a pound of black beans and pintos beans and the next day your gf (male) can eat the beans out of your anus.

[Anonymous No.17991335]

>>17989667
brown man here
>deseed 4-6 guajillo, green and chipotle chilis
>boil them alongside an onion, two cloves of garlic and some black pepper
>after everything's soft, toss it in the blender
>marinate pork meat in the weird chili sauce you made for at least 12 hours
>season and cook the pork, then slice it into thin pieces and serve in a tortilla with diced onion, cilantro, pineapple and lime juice