/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17925085]

I'm guilty of this.

[Anonymous No.17925098]

>>17925085

[Anonymous No.17925101]

>>17925085
>he doesn't invade the personal space of other shoppers until they move
NGMI

[Anonymous No.17925103]

just dont be autistic and grab what you need while saying excuse me. simple as

[Anonymous No.17925106]

What the fuck is wrong with americans.

[Anonymous No.17925116]

>>17925085
I want to fuck that cat

[Anonymous No.17925119]

>>17925085
i'm the monkey cuz it cool

[Anonymous No.17925120]

>>17925103
it's meat, you need to expect the product first and pick the best one, you don't just grab the first thing you see. when someone's in the way browsing, you can't do that without being rude.

[Anonymous No.17925123]

>>17925116
Do you want to fuck this minivan?

[Anonymous No.17925135]

>>17925123
No. Having sex with a minivan would be weird after all.

[Anonymous No.17925172]

>>17925085
>not walking into their blindspot and playing with your grocery bag
Shopping should be fun.

[Anonymous No.17925184]

what the fuck? You guys are scared of standing next to a stranger for 2 seconds so you can take something off a shelf? Do you have a mental disability?

[Anonymous No.17925201]

>>17925184
t. creep with no self awareness

[Anonymous No.17925204]

>>17925120
If your eyesight isn't good enough to check for signs of freshness and read any expiration/best by dates from a distance away you shouldn't be shopping unattended

[Anonymous No.17925241]

>>17925201
when I go to a grocery store, you know how long it takes me to put something from the shelf into my basket? Two seconds. Need some broccoli? Yoink. Got it. What's next? Bell pepper? Yoink. Got it. I don't care if there's a little old lady standing there rubbing her chin trying to figure out what a bell pepper is, I can reach past her and grab one for myself, and before her little NPC brain even registers that I was there I'm off in the meat aisle getting some chicken tits and ground beef. Oh, does my super market speed run make you uncomfortable? Fuck you. I've got shit to do. You won't remember me in a few hours, you can't even remember how many clot shots you got last year.

[Anonymous No.17925243]

>>17925201
Different corners of the world. Europeans who live in shoe-boxes often have a concept of very small personal space. Europeans who are used to visiting the US or have moved here realize we are used to very open areas and housing and many don't like people up against us when it's not necessary.
>>17925204
You some kind of retard troll? Expiration dates are sometimes written in font 1/16" tall. You aren't reading that shit from a distance. And if I want to eat meat rare, I want to see when it was packaged and what condition its in very clearly.

[Anonymous No.17925246]

>>17925085
I've done that before if I want to be polite and not disturb the person who's making a food decision, but usually I'll just go to the other stuff that's on my list and come back after they've moved on. If I'm in a hurry or only want that one thing I'll either wait patiently a bit or politely say "excuse me" or something.

Why am I explaining this to you people?

[Anonymous No.17925248]

quit being an introverted pussy

you deserve to be there just as much as anyone else does. If somebody is putzing around in front of something I need, just excuse yourself and say you need to get the thing.

What they fuck are they gonna do? Call you rude?

[Anonymous No.17925303]

>>17925085
>MILF cat

[Anonymous No.17925320]

Nah I just stand and wait there's nothing awkward about waiting your turn...I don't need to pretend I am doing something else

[Anonymous No.17925322]

>go to grocery store while being hung over
>did not take a shower
>co-worker spots me
>OH HAY, ANNONE! FANCY TO SEE YOU HERE
>cringe all the way to express checkout and bolt out of there hoping they don’t tell anyone else how I looked on Monday

[Anonymous No.17925352]

Does /ck/ like peanuts?

[Anonymous No.17925407]

>>17925352
Kids, trolls, stupid people. They're experts at dragging people down and beating them with experience they have on their level.

[Anonymous No.17925409]

>>17925085
Why would a cow buy fish?

[Anonymous No.17925413]

I simply play the plastic bag-opening minigame while I wait for them to get out my way

[Anonymous No.17925414]

>>17925409
It's clearly a goat, and she actually wants the salad.

[Anonymous No.17925415]

>>17925352
Im making connections I shouldn't be bros

[Anonymous No.17925436]

>>17925243
This isn't the 1920s anymore, bud. If you live in a first world country, you have basically zero percent chance of getting sick from anything you buy at even a shitty grocery store. The busy ones literally do not have enough meat in them for the expiration date to matter before they run out.

[Anonymous No.17925459]

>>17925085
I only go grocery shopping after not having showered for a week so I use my body odor to clear a path and get what I want.

[Anonymous No.17925501]

>>17925103
I do this but without saying anything

[Anonymous No.17925531]

>>17925501
Same here, but while also clonking the other person over the head with a bunch of bananas

[Anonymous No.17925551]

>>17925241
Genius

[Anonymous No.17925558]

>>17925101
this
get out of my way

[Anonymous No.17925799]

>>17925501
This and I smell bad

[Anonymous No.17925866]

>>17925085
I do not do this, unless it would require really pushing someone aside to get to an item, then I wait.

But I also like the Pug Mom better than cat mom.

[Anonymous No.17925949]

I just start a conversation with them while looking into their eyes. Really fucks with city folk and makes them get the fuck outta the way quick.

[Anonymous No.17925965]

>>17925085
I want to put my penis into that cat

[Anonymous No.17926010]

every once in a while ill comment on what someone is buying, lol

[Anonymous No.17926034]

>>17925101
This desu, just hover until they get the memo

[Anonymous No.17926048]

>>17925352

[Anonymous No.17926053]

>>17925085
>The Cat wants fish
>The Baboon wants bananas
>The Sheep wants salad

Pottery.

[Anonymous No.17926134]

>>17925085
>>17925352
These are cute.

[Anonymous No.17926139]

>>17925085
I say "excuse me, ma'am".
It's a simple spell, but quite effective.
I don't know why Americans are so averse to even the most basic of social interactions.

[Anonymous No.17926143]

>>17925085
furries get the rope

[Anonymous No.17926147]

>>17925799
not my problem

[Anonymous No.17926176]

>>17926139
because americans are belligerent shitheads. interacting with one in public can easily lead to a chimpout

[Anonymous No.17926414]

>>17926139
Because other people might be carrying a gun and you never know what's going to get them in a shooting mood.

[Anonymous No.17926423]

>>17925101
This
Yesterday a guy in a wheelchair hugged up all the space at the dairy section so I gently pushed him away
Wasnt even upset he simply apologised
>>17925123
Some images should never leave /chug/

[Anonymous No.17926430]

>>17925085
Wholesome

[Anonymous No.17926435]

>>17925101
just bring your black gf to the store with you, no one will dare stand in your way

[Anonymous No.17926438]

>>17925352
Disgusting, they push interracial themes in comics too..

[Anonymous No.17926444]

I was at costco recently and there was a family of 6 walking abreast taking up the entire aisle so I started clapping really loud to spook them and parted them like the red sea

[Anonymous No.17926452]

if i’m getting the same thing as someone else we each just stand, left and right, each to either side of it.
if they’re there first i walk over, reach and take, they look up and see me and shuffle over enough we can both finish checking through the products at our leisure, at the same time.
it’s rare the spots i need are occupied, though.

[Anonymous No.17926473]

>>17925085
This is why I don't shop at grocery stores in furry neighborhoods.

[Anonymous No.17926725]

>>17925101
>>17926435
Incredibly based takes

[Anonymous No.17926730]

>>17925201
H-holy shit....is that...a mother fucking...JOJO REFERENCE??? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAAAA

[Anonymous No.17926735]

>>17925101
6 feet asshole

[Anonymous No.17926746]

>want to look at some snacks
>wagie is stocking the selves there
>leave and come back 10 minutes later
>wagie still there

[Anonymous No.17926768]

>>17926435

[Anonymous No.17926775]

>>17925085
Working in the kitchen rid me of that behaviour because it got me in the habit of loudly announcing when I'm behind someone.

>>17925101
I want to invade the personal space of that cat if you know what I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.17926782]

>>17926775
>I want to invade the personal space of that cat if you know what I'm saying.

So you want to give her a hug :3

[Anonymous No.17926789]

>>17925085
Should've used timestamp concurrency control

[Anonymous No.17926790]

>>17925241
> Need some broccoli? Yoink. Got it. What's next? Bell pepper?

>he doesn't inspect the produce

[Anonymous No.17926818]

Get the fuck out of my way i have drugs to do and i can feel the withdrawls coming and you don't want to be around when they hit

[Anonymous No.17926823]

>>17925949
When i moved to a small town random people would just start talking to me while smiling and it weirded me out im used to it now. When i lived in tucson people would give you a look like they wanted to murder you if you tried to interact with them

[Anonymous No.17926825]

>>17926823
I've lived in a small town for two years now and I still have to get used to strangers greeting me when they pass me on the street.

[Anonymous No.17926871]

there's this weird lady that goes to my Market Basket and if you're in her way she just gently allows her cart to bump you and then stares blankly at your face until you move.

[Anonymous No.17926884]

>>17925085
yesterday I literally walked into a conversation two wagies were having in the cheese aisle. if you worry about invading the personal space of strangers at the supermarket you probably
>do nothing important with your life
>have an anxiety disorder
>don't have strokable pecs
>don't have a winning smile
or all of the above

[Anonymous No.17926888]

>>17925085
god "people" with autism need to be euthanized. If I want an Item I squeeze myself besides the person and make them uncomofortable enough so that they give me room to get what I want.

[Anonymous No.17926889]

>>17926438
Cats regularly have kittens of all different colors. Don't be retarded anon. Nobody is jewing you in this comic

[Anonymous No.17926898]

>>17926889
whoa thank god for this interesting cat fact. otherwise the only logical conclusion would have been that this comic was pushing an interracial agenda by a nefarious elite group that is plotting the downfall of the society that are on top of

[Anonymous No.17926916]

>>17925501
This but I wrap one of the produce plastic bags around their head and go shhhhhhhhhh until they hit the floor.

>>17925120
>can't do that without being rude
Look at this nigga that cares about being rude.

[Anonymous No.17926920]

>>17926916
Amateur shit.
What you should be doing is put a plastic bag inside a cloth bag and using that.
Then they can't poke airholes with their fingers.

[Anonymous No.17926927]

>>17925085
I consider myself socially stunted, but even I don't do this stupid shit. I just grab what I need and say nothing.

[Anonymous No.17926959]

>>17926920
Apprentice shit. I ask people "does this rag smell like chloroform?" then drag them home with me.

[Anonymous No.17926963]

>>17926735
that's a big asshole

[Anonymous No.17926992]

>itt females
if you do this 'social enxiety' shit in real life, youre a loser. if you then go home and write a # relatable webcomic about it, youre a full blown faggot

[Anonymous No.17927066]

>>17926992
no you have an anxiety disorder, jfc.

[Anonymous No.17927071]

>>17926963
for us

[Anonymous No.17927210]

>>17925116
and I want to fuck Erin, but I'll never get my wish.

[Anonymous No.17927231]

>>17927066
>anxiety disorder
>translation: No real problems in life

[Anonymous No.17927236]

>>17926034
lol yeah i do this. just go stand right fucking next to them and look at the products next to what i want

[Anonymous No.17927241]

>>17926959
novice shit. I just rape them al fresco in the parking lot

[Anonymous No.17927245]

>>17927231
haha sure, everyone loves random uncontrollable panic attacks.

[Anonymous No.17927251]

>>17926790
and people like you is why half of anything grown goes to waste.
>oh no! this pepper has a blemish on it! cant eat that!

[Anonymous No.17927252]

>>17927231
my anxiety stems from sexual abuse as a child and IBS

[Anonymous No.17927260]

>>17925123
yes

[Anonymous No.17927263]

>>17927241
don't cry, my dear. it's just a bit of al fresco dining, you see?

[Anonymous No.17927266]

>>17927252
at the same time?

[Anonymous No.17927267]

>>17927251
I'd buy the blemished peppers if they cost less than the perfect ones.

[Anonymous No.17927270]

>>17925352
no seriously I want to fuck that cat

[Anonymous No.17927272]

>>17926898
haha yeah

[Anonymous No.17927274]

>>17927245
>life so cushy that you 'panic' from being in public
>>17927252
shit happened when you were a kid. Get over it

[Anonymous No.17927313]

>Walk behind her.
>Loudly fart.
>She looks behind her with a shocked expression on her face.
>"Whew, 'twas a good one. Sorry ma'am, I really need to go home fast or some acciden' might happen."
>She makes some room trying to get away from the stench.
>I reach towards the bananas with a bemused expression, revealing the skid marks on my underwear.
>"Uhm are those enough? Meh, I can always come back later."
>I waddle away, leaving behind another fart as a goodbye.
Now you'll never deal with that obnoxious customer again.

[Anonymous No.17927314]

>>17927274
psychologists HATE him

[Anonymous No.17927349]

>>17925241

[Anonymous No.17927371]

>>17926048
he's writing it down as well

[Anonymous No.17927388]

>>17927252
if you know where it stems from then why don't you just get over it?

[Anonymous No.17927401]

is dad right here?

[Anonymous No.17927412]

>>17927401
I can't even tell if this is edited.

[Anonymous No.17927425]

>>17927401

[Anonymous No.17927448]

>>17927401
Let's hope nobody edits a bunch of crude racism into this

[Anonymous No.17927451]

>>17925085
I just say "Excuse me" and reach past them, regardless of their consent or not.

[Anonymous No.17927453]

>>17925246
nigger you don't even need all that.
just a "scuse me" to get by retarded shoppers, heck you don't even need to communicate, just grab your shit fuck them. If the situation were reversed most of the assholes "holding up" spots would invade your personal space, vocally so.
basically >>17925248
>why am I explaining this to you people?
because you're a retard who thinks others have more rights than you do.

[Anonymous No.17927460]

>>17925085
Why? Just walk up, say "excuse me," grab what you want, and leave.

[Anonymous No.17927462]

>>17927231
1. Soldiers
2. Women (and men) who been raped
3. First responders who seen trauma
Would all like a word with you

[Anonymous No.17927476]

>>17925085
>>17927401
>>17925352
Cute comics but a bit too girly for me.

Btw in the grocery store you just gotta say " i want this i am looking for that" and people will move. If you are introvert antisocial and I can tell then I say " if i am in your way of anything you want to get please tell me and I will move ". Or if i left my cart in front of a display and someone is too shy to move it i just fast walk over to them and say "aw i hate being that guy with the carts sorry. If my cart is in your way again I wouldn't be mad if you moved it."

t. Grocery store chad

[Anonymous No.17927483]

>>17926746
nigga just ask the wagie to bring you the shit you want.

[Anonymous No.17927500]

>>17925085
yeah me too, i think everyone does that.
but i also do:
>oh shit i think they noticed me hanging around here too long
>oh fuck they coughed politely
>oh shit they think i'm weird now and stalking them or something
anxiety goes from 0 to 100 real fast. it goes from 0 to 200 if they have a kid. like cunt please i'm not interested in you or your spawn i just want to get that shampoo brand that works for my scalp jesus

[Anonymous No.17927502]

>>17925106
millennials*

[Anonymous No.17927522]

>>17927462
thats not social anxiety, thats PTSD, yknow caused by trauma with actual triggers
not 'oo boohoo im so quirky cause im shy im public and ill peepee my pants if i gotta ask for some napkins haha isnt that #relatable ladies?'

[Anonymous No.17927564]

>>17925101
I do this but only if I'm having a bad day. You're going to move or we're about to get uncomfortably close.

[Anonymous No.17927567]

>>17925246
What kind of tranny brings a list. Just get what you need.

[Anonymous No.17927857]

>>17925101
I do this too
>going to meat aisle
>some boomer is staring at the meat shaking his head at the prices
>walk close to him and just stand there with a look like pic related
>he goes "oh were you going here?"
>"yeah."
>grab two fat bone-in ribeyes and some sweet italian sausage and leave

[Anonymous No.17927866]

>>17925241
>he doesn't inspect the produce

[Anonymous No.17927903]

>>17927857
I mean, meat IS expensive, and maybe he's self aware enough to reale that things will never go back to 1967 prices.

[Anonymous No.17927909]

>>17926139
Strangely enough, Americans are also among the most talkative and friendly people out there. It can be annoying when you want to check out, but the cashier and customer in front of you are exchanging their life stories. But it’s better when you’re waiting on a plane, and you can talk to the guy next to you about how much the mosquitoes suck.
These unprompted conversations wouldn’t fly in a Sweden or a Japan. Though they might in an Italy or several middle eastern countries.

[Anonymous No.17927930]

>>17925085
just say "excuse me I just need to grab X" where X is the item you are trying to grab. sometimes i think you sperglords should be forced to wear a helmet and bubble wrapped and left in an asylum

[Anonymous No.17928028]

>>17926176
yeah but who shops in stores where blacks go?

[Anonymous No.17928047]

>>17927909
I moved out of California once and had to deal with their DMV from the new state I was in. California DMV is notorious for utter shit level of service and I was not looking forward to it. Then I got an idea: call a DMV office in a rural part of California. Phone was answered in short order, agent handled everything I needed quickly, and the whole thing was a pleasant surprise. Then we got to talking about breakfast burritos and the agent gave me her signature recipe.

[Anonymous No.17928053]

>>17925116
I came here to post this

[Anonymous No.17928104]

>>17927251
>half of anything grown goes to waste
Can you explain why this is a problem? There's nothing inherently wrong with this.

[Anonymous No.17928128]

>>17925101
It's kinda the opposite with me

>I'm indecisive with what I want in the isle so I'm walking back and forth
>People who were in he isle first will flee like pigeons if I stand closer than 8 feet away

Everyone is so timid. Like I'm not tried to breath on people but they all get nervous being near strangers now. Quarantine really made people introverts.

[Anonymous No.17928257]

>>17927401
Anything can be good pizza if the flavors are done well. I've had interesting pizza with BBQ sauce, but it has to be done minimally. Certain types of chicken work well.
And Hawaiiwan is possibly the best pizza type of all, regardless of what little kids who can't handle eating pineapple may say.
>>17927425
Yeah, that was a subtle jab at this site, no doubt.

[Anonymous No.17928266]

>>17928128
Gosh that is so annoying. Happened to me yesterday as well. Everyone was so timid and angry about being anywhere near another person.

Why did the artist make her cartoon cat so fuckable?

[Anonymous No.17928269]

>walk up, put arm out and move it to the side like you're gently pushing them out of the way
>they move
>smile, nod and say thank you

[Anonymous No.17928281]

I have to keep moving, usually I'll go by the slow piece of shit (usually some geezer or fatass) and make a loop around an aisle.
Once while waiting for eggs I went from the dairy aisle, down cereals, up paper goods like ten fucking times waiting for this woman on oxygen to get the fuck out of my way.

[Anonymous No.17928282]

>>17925085
I just realized they all want the stereotypical food for their species.

[Anonymous No.17928294]

>at checkout aisle that has two conveyor belts so that two people can bag their groceries at the same time
>my groceries are on the second belt because an old lady is still fiddling with her change/bagging her stuff
>her shopping cart is in the way and I can't reach my designated belt
>I try to gently push her empty shopping cart forward so that I can get pass her
>she becomes extremely agitated and bewildered at what I had done and chastised me for being so rude and impatient

you just can't win with some people

[Anonymous No.17928310]

>>17926139
They’re really not. It’s the British who get btfo in small talk. The British look at you like you’re crazy when you engaged in public small talk. Guess they just like to be aloof pussies.

[Anonymous No.17928316]

>>17928282
>they all want the stereotypical food for their species.
Bitch, that's a mandrill, he wants to tear the cat into manageable chunks and then eat her along with the salad and bananas. I'm not sure if they normally eat fish, but I'm pretty sure they'd give it a try, too.

[Anonymous No.17928318]

>>17927401
Pizza is just "bread dish with a minimum of a sauce and a cheese" in my mind, so I'm all for any configuration that "blasphemes" as long as the flavor combination is right.
Which means that yes, I'm the faggot eating apple butter, brie and prosciutto """pizza"""

[Anonymous No.17928326]

>>17927476
>"aw i hate being that guy with the carts sorry. If my cart is in your way again I wouldn't be mad if you moved it."
if you hated/avoided this behavior you wouldn't need a fucking stock line at the ready for constantly doing it.

[Anonymous No.17928330]

>>17925085
thank god i’m not that autistic

[Anonymous No.17928335]

>>17928294
Old people are on copious amounts of drugs which may slow reaction time or increase irritability. All of it is hilarious if you just go "ok, boomer" and smash that mothafucking $0 donate button on the card POS screen.

Some talking tracks
Hi, how are ya?
Oh, was there something you wanted?
Am I blocking the stuff you want?
It's too hot / cold outside, isn't it?
Didja see that game last night?
Hey, can I scooch past ya right here?
Mind if I move your cart?
I moved your cart, sorry I needed to get X!
Oh you're mad I moved your cart? Bless your heart.
Have you tried that lasagna? It's my favorite one.
Do you like hot fudge sundaes too?
Love that brand, let me get some of those!
Don't you love being american and free, fellow patriot?


t. American proAm beef slicer

[Anonymous No.17928344]

>>17928326
Here's a secret, I actually don't hate being that guy and I love annoying people.

[Anonymous No.17928380]

>>17928028
>implying chimpouts are limited to the melanin enriched

[Anonymous No.17928451]

>>17925241
based and grocerypilled

[Anonymous No.17928454]

>>17925116
This

[Anonymous No.17928466]

>>17927401
I like pineapple, chicken, and BBQ pizza. Dad BTFO.

[Anonymous No.17928930]

>>17925116
i prefer the sheep

[Anonymous No.17929024]

>>17925116
Absolutely this

[Anonymous No.17929072]

>>17925241
>chicken breast instead of thighs
You are the NPC.
Also a massive faggot.

[Anonymous No.17929079]

>>17925103
>just don't be autistic
well gee whiz if i didn't have that problem i wouldn't be here

[Anonymous No.17929093]

>>17925116
cool it with the toxo

[Anonymous No.17929260]

>>17927522
We really should have stuck to calling it shell shock. Nobody is going to claim they got shell shock from being misgendered.

[Anonymous No.17929300]

>>17929260
"cock shock"
But the term changed so it could be more general. It's a psychological phenomenon that can have multiple causes, "shell shock" makes it sound like its specific to artillery trauma, which it's not.

[Anonymous No.17929309]

Watch people as they shop, even normies do this, stop pretending you're above social customs

[Anonymous No.17929311]

>>17925085

[Anonymous No.17929374]

>>17929311
Now this... this is relatable.

[Anonymous No.17929417]

>>17925241
Based adderall autist.

[Anonymous No.17929434]

>>17927909
Generally I've found Americans pretty polite and friendly in America, and obnoxious fucks in any other country. With exceptions of course.
t. 40 year old boomer with some lifelong burgerbro mates

[Anonymous No.17929442]

>>17928269
Fyi you're one of those people that even your 'friends' don't like behind your back.

[Anonymous No.17929534]

>>17929434
IMO the Chinese are the worst tourists I've encountered, but that's to be expected given how isolated and unusual their culture is compared to everyone else. They have no idea what they're doing.
Surprisingly, the French would be second-most obnoxious. I don't know how it can be, given their long vacations and first-world access to information and foreign cultures, but it is. They're loud, stand in big groups and block walkways, etc. I have some wonderful French friends, but they would be the first to throw their countrymen under the bus on this one.
Maybe Americans are third, though, I can't really say - I try to avoid my people when I'm abroad, because that's not what I'm looking for.

[Anonymous No.17929565]

>>17925241
Powerful.

[Anonymous No.17929852]

>>17929534
Yeah I'm the guy you replied to and I'd agree with that. Chinese are the fucking worst. Literally conditioned to have a lack of apathy.

[Anonymous No.17930006]

>>17929852
Fuck i meant empathy.

[Anonymous No.17930073]

>>17927857
>some islander is standing infront of the meat section
>the shelves are literally barren
>"it's bad enough they're ripping us off, they can't even keep this shit in stock"
>redpill him on the fact that we pay above export prices in order to subsidize our companies undercutting foreign competition
he seemed like he was ready to stab a supermarket employee after that

[Anonymous No.17930094]

>>17928104
Yeah i guess its not. More of a waste of money and gas for logistics than a "waste" of food that just goes bad anyway.

[Anonymous No.17930097]

>>17930073
Now that's fuckin' based

[Anonymous No.17930099]

>>17925085
Nah, I get it. It's especially bad with women shoppers who stand in the same spot for five minutes or they stop to talk to someone.

[Anonymous No.17930100]

>>17928316
Monkey want banana, sheep wants leaves, Cat wants fish.

[Anonymous No.17930102]

>>17925116
Mei from BG&E is the sexiest.

[Anonymous No.17930131]

>>17925436
guys no body tell him hes probably among the few actually making a dent in preventing food waste at the grocery store

[Anonymous No.17930478]

>>17925241
Whats your pb

[Anonymous No.17930702]

>>17925101
Done this a few times and some of the reactions I get are feeling too close to "is he about to punch me if I don't move?". They notice me, try to hurry up, look over their shoulder to see if I'm trying anything, fail to speed up the process, back away, sometimes say "o-oh you're waiting for something here right?", I grab the thing, they return to the exact same spot to keep fiddling another minute.

[Anonymous No.17930708]

>>17925320
This is me, I'm a patient waiter, neither invading personal space nor ignoring it.

[Anonymous No.17930711]

>>17925414
Oh shit that's actually kind of sick thanks for pointing that out

[Anonymous No.17930712]

>>17930708
>I'm a patient waiter
this took me too long to process

[Anonymous No.17930713]

>>17928310
Don’t talk to me

[Anonymous No.17930924]

>>17929072
Thighs are shit, stop being a contrarian you are not interesting

[Anonymous No.17930932]

Everyone ITT is a poser. You meekly skulk around the grocery store while posting your fantasies of "alpha" grocery shopping. Read that back - only a fucking loser would think that's cool. Normal people don't even register your existence as you creep around the aisles watching out for carts. They shop freely without even thinking of you while you obsess about them. That's real "alpha" /ck/, tell me more about what a chad you are. I'm listening?

[Anonymous No.17930936]

>>17925241
>Need some broccoli? Yoink. Got it.
Enjoy your beaten shitty broccoli
>Bell pepper? Yoink. Got it.
Enjoy your old shitty peppers
> I can reach past her and grab one for myself
OK but you're a retard if you buy produce without inspecting.
>before her little NPC brain even registers that I was there I'm off in the meat aisle getting some chicken tits and ground beef.
Ironic since you grab the first produce item in reach as though they have the same value like a video game. She's probably thinking how doomed zoomers are.
>I've got shit to do.
Nah you don't

[Anonymous No.17930937]

>>17930932
I shit my pants and leave tattered pieces of the soiled undergarments scattered across the grocery store. I'm waiting for the day someone manages to gather all the scraps, for he shall be the one to inherit my fortune.

[Anonymous No.17930978]

You fucking idiots. If I see someone blocking the way and I can just reach an arm in to get what I want I just say excuse me and go for it.

[Anonymous No.17930991]

>>17927401
>dad will never know the savory kino that is chicken bbq pizza
>ngmi

[Anonymous No.17931049]

>>17930073
the actual supermarket chad

[Anonymous No.17931068]

>>17930936
Check out this dainty faggot

[Anonymous No.17931626]

>>17930932
One time I made a post to insult people I don't know on a basket weaving forum basing none of my insults on any real knowledge I have about the people I'm trying to insult. Pretty chad if I do say so myself.

[Anonymous No.17931693]

>>17929311
The baboon is literally me everytime I get out of the house haha

[Anonymous No.17931704]

>>17930924
>Thighs are shit
What is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.17931705]

>>17925103
I can never get my vocalization right when trying. I'll either say it way too softly or my voice cracks.

[Anonymous No.17931709]

>go to checkout
>put my cart behind me as I put my groceries on the belt so faggots can't stand close to me

[Anonymous No.17931729]

>>17927371

[Anonymous No.17931783]

>>17926790
>>17930936
>>17927866
You know how long it takes it inspect the produce? You pick it up, you turn it over, are there spots? No? In the basket. That's it. It's easy. You can inspect the fruit as it's going into your basket. I'm not a fucking jeweler. I don't put a fucking loupe into my eye to determine if it's a grade G bell pepper or a grade E bell pepper. I don't need to hold it up against the light to inspect it. It's not a film negative. It's a fucking banana. If there aren't any giant bruises on the underside it's good. And you know what I do? I reach for the fruit and vegetables that are the furthest away. They're the freshest. All the little manlets and dwarfs and grannies take the closest produce. Grocers know this. They put the old shit front and center. All the fresh shit is in the back. Always use your giant muscular gumby arms to reach all the way back to the furthest reaches of the shelf. That's where the good shit is that the NPCs don't know about. It's not fucking rocket science.

Besides, what are you, a child? You can't eat a bell pepper because it's got a 5 mm diameter wrinkly spot on the underside? Do you still cut the crust off your peanut butter and jelly sandwiches too, you little pussy? It's a fucking wrinkle on a vegetable. Wrinkles don't have a fucking flavor. Do you not eat the brown spots on the banana? Do you nibble around it like a little faggot? "Ooooh. This banana isn't flawless. This brown part is a little too soft and too sweet for my perfect taste buds. Weeeewww." I wolf that shit down. It's like eating a soggy french fry. Who gives a shit? The next bite will be better. You are not going to survive the winter.

[Anonymous No.17931796]

>>17931783
this is me btw, not sure if it matters.

[Anonymous No.17931799]

>>17925085
Only times I pull that move is when they pull their whole cart in front of what they're looking at. Blocks like four feet of shelf space. Pisses me off

[Anonymous No.17931801]

>>17931799
I recently stood a couple meters away and waited, like I was waiting in line for something. Did I probably seem crazy?

[Anonymous No.17931803]

"Excuse me, i'd like to get that x"
Problem solved

[Anonymous No.17931812]

>>17931783
>backpedaling and retconning a magic 0.1 second inspection into your homosexual fantasy
Everyone knows you're a lazy slob that east shitty, bruised bottom-tier produce now. Enjoy Mr. Sigma

[Anonymous No.17931832]

i've never had this problem because i was raised to go shopping with my dad, who behaved as if a supermarket was an active warzone and you had to get in and out as quickly as humanly possible and if you can't keep up you get left behind.

[Anonymous No.17931836]

>>17931729
messed up the last frame, but otherwise 10/10

[Anonymous No.17931838]

>>17931836
He's still drawing it.

[Anonymous No.17931841]

>>17931838
It's clearly a vertical line, when it should be horizontal

[Anonymous No.17931843]

>>17925184
>>17925241
>>17931783

[Anonymous No.17931847]

>>17931841
Oh fuck, you're right.

[Anonymous No.17931853]

>>17931847
Quick, someone send this to Bum TIckley!

[Anonymous No.17931971]

>>17930094
For a waste of logistics, blame the companies who produce vegetables. Every time I go to the grocery store there are veggies with cuts in them, clearly done before harvesting. Why not filter these out of nobody wants them anyway?

[Anonymous No.17932303]

>>17925085
She looks like she _____ _____ ___

[Anonymous No.17932338]

>>17925085
fuck i used to be guilty of this. now i just say fuck it and try to non-threateningly just stand behind said person, most people are self aware and can tell you are trying to grab something and will make room for you without you even saying anything, its funny because humans mostly communicate subconsciously via body languge, and if you're listening to a good podcast / music / yt shit waiting a minute isn't that big of a deal, if a minute turely means life and death you need to get your priorities straight, a minute isn't going to make or break you.

and if it does, anyone reasonable will be able to tell

[Anonymous No.17932351]

a cat is fine too

[Anonymous No.17932353]

I fart a lot so people tend to naturally move away from me.

[Anonymous No.17932386]

>>17925085

[Anonymous No.17932464]

it's just being considerate
but it causes problems sometimes, like when you're at a four way intersection and someone, trying to be nice, waves you to go before them

[Anonymous No.17932482]

>>17931783
>All the little manlets and dwarfs and grannies take the closest produce. Grocers know this.
wut. i'm a 5'2 twink and i dont even have to go on my tippy toes for the tallest shelf.... Chad you are fucking SILLY.

[Anonymous No.17932665]

>>17925085
me shopping is basically bateman with headphones walking. I'm tall too so people usually go out of my way. Feels kind of autistic but i stopped caring and desu it doesnt make a real difference

[Anonymous No.17932682]

>>17927401
>Cheese Pizza is for loosers
dad be like picrel

[Anonymous No.17932685]

>they changed the supermarket layout AGAIN!
every time I have a good route they change it, fuck!

[Anonymous No.17932692]

>>17932685
You WILL wander up every aisle
You WILL view every product while searching for what you want
You WILL be exposed to every possible impulse purchase

[Anonymous No.17932769]

>>17925116
I never wanted to be a furry, but this cat

[Anonymous No.17932940]

>>17925085
Just say excuse me. Grab what you need and get on with your day. I nevwr soend more than half an hour in a grocery store.

[Anonymous No.17932956]

I don't give enough fucks to wait for someone to move. If they drop dead I would skip over them.

[Anonymous No.17933018]

Comic reminds me of that North Korean cartoon squirrel and hedgehog.

[Anonymous No.17933021]

>enter grocery store
>see old lady near the snack station
>feel a hunger for some oreos
>tackle her like I used to in my days playing professional football
>step over her crumpled form
>mmm double stuff
>take long strides down the aisle, picking up random bottles and smashing them on the ground just because I can
>see rotisserie chicken that i can enjoy for dinner tonight
>little snot nosed brat is in the middle of the aisle
>grab him, crumple him into a ball
>toss him into a group of ne'er-do-wells including other children and adults
>all of them get sent flying, a perfect strike
>grab the last rotisserie
>eat half of it on my way to the cashier
>I don't have time to stop, I got places to be
>take out my wallet and hurl it at the cashier as fast as humanly possible, the impact force sending her straight into the freezer section, resulting in half her bones being shattered like glass
>"keep the change, babe"
>grab my shopping cart and hurl everything into my hummer at once
>toss the shopping cart into the street, it's no longer my problem
>drive home, finishing off the rest of the rotisserie

[Anonymous No.17933027]

[Anonymous No.17933042]

>>17932692
Fun. I love seeing what new random items are out there.

[Anonymous No.17933076]

>>17925085
The only thing that actually pisses me off, other than people hanging out having a chat at the end of an aisle, is when someone is clearly taking the piss and dawdling until the very moment you walk past; then all of a sudden they decide to move and keep up with you.

It happened far too often to be a coincidence.
I know humans are social creatures by nature and this must be some subconcious bullshit I wish wasn't a thing.
All of this shit like being so fucking interested in the thing I am looking at, inching closer along the shelf closer to me and then when I leave they decide to aswell and this shit with the moving only when I walk past.
Either i'm the main character in the worst episode of the truman show and you fucks need to tell me straight or people need to fuck off and leave me alone.

[Anonymous No.17933181]

>>17925241
>actual unadulterated autism
slightly impressed

[Anonymous No.17933426]

>>17932338
swaying back is the gigachad powermove

[Anonymous No.17933432]

>>17933018
>>17933027
That weird NK hateboner for America...
>they're superior and sexier than us in every way

[Anonymous No.17933436]

>>17929072
you use them to cook different dishes tartd

[Anonymous No.17933449]

>>17925241
I‘ve been confronted once for acting like this but the woman was an actual schizo so idc.

[Anonymous No.17933456]

>>17932353
Based this is also what I do to clear people from an aisle so I can browse. Just rip ass and cruise by a few times dusting them thoroughly. Also blame it on one of them.

[Anonymous No.17933454]

>>17926423
You fucking psycho

[Anonymous No.17933464]

>>17925085
>>17925101
>yesterday lady in the chips section by doritos
>always check for flaming hot doritos even though i was pretty sure my store stopped selling them
>see one bag in her cart
>get excited thinking they are back
>she moves
>start looking, see nothing
>"Excuse me where did you find those flaming hot doritos, or were those the last?"
>she says they were the last, offers them to me
>gratefully take them

I felt bad but i really like fllaming hot doritos so thank you kind store lady.

[Anonymous No.17933554]

>>17930702
>be fucking around in a grocery store
>oh I need salmon
>someone's standing near the fish section
>walk up and punch the daylights out of him
>gather my salmon and leave

[Anonymous No.17933746]

>>17925101
I dont mind people getting in my personal space, so long as they at least aren't doing it in a power move way, and are just being practical, and they at least say "excause me" before hand which is what i do if i have to go into someones personal space and people are pretty understanding, i only got shit for it twice in my life and even then 5 seconds after being polite we had an understanding. then again i live in ca and the mexicans around me are really chill, idk if my shit would fly in the south, nyc or a slavic country

[Anonymous No.17933797]

>>17925085
Hurry up and decide which eggs you want tranny! I want some eggs too, I am making omelettes

[Anonymous No.17933809]

>>17933797
i'll take her eggs if you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.17933834]

>>17933464
>unironically eating potatoes covered in seed oil
You were doing her a favour

[Anonymous No.17933851]

>>17928335
based chad meat carving king.
I'll have a slice of ham, and beef please.

[Anonymous No.17933859]

>>17925085
>Cat wants fish
>Baboon wants banana
>Lamb wants lettuce
Oh how clever.

[Anonymous No.17933871]

I have always wanted to fuck the cat from the comic. I just wish there was more lewds out there.

[Anonymous No.17933879]

>>17933859
You just realized that? You are not clever.

[Anonymous No.17933886]

>>17927401
Absolutely based dad and mega based son for listening to him.

[Anonymous No.17934154]

>>17933021
>it's no longer my problem
lmao

you're a piece of shit, though.

[Anonymous No.17934159]

>>17933076
you've uncovered the truth. you're on a tv show and we are all enjoying your awkward antics as entertainment, laughing at you from the comfort of our couches while stacy sucks my dick.

[Anonymous No.17934221]

>>17933871
i think there it is, but its cub

[Anonymous No.17934240]

>>17925116
https://e621.net/posts?page=1&tags=litterbox_comics+

[Anonymous No.17934282]

>>17933021
>cleanup in aisle three, four, and five because all the femoid shoppers got so wet their legs gave out as they blasted the floor like super soakers

[Anonymous No.17934326]

>>17934240
>that one artist in there that really knows how to draw a good looking asshole

[Anonymous No.17934398]

>>17934240

[Anonymous No.17934440]

>>17933076
It could be gangstalkers. I don't know why they do it or how they choose TIs, but it always seems to be insignificant people. It happened to me for a while, but one day it stopped for no apparent reason. I was lucky, there are people they never leave alone.

[Anonymous No.17934463]

>browsing in a small family owned grocery store
>store owner was giving me the stink eye following me around as if I was stealing stuff
>I just walked around awkwardly because I was trying to hide a boner that wouldn't go away

[Anonymous No.17934467]

>>17934398
>King Doxx

[Anonymous No.17934501]

>>17927857
Yeah I do this. In and out like a one-two punch

[Anonymous No.17934964]

>>17933859
That's a horse

[Anonymous No.17934972]

>>17925352
I notice that jewish propaganda.

[Anonymous No.17934978]

I just avoid any aisle that has someone in it. If i see someone in a aisle i will just walk around until the person is gone. I hate when someone walks into the aisle when im shopping.
>>17927401
Racemixing propaganda

[Anonymous No.17935666]

>>17925103
it's not autistic hovering/invading their space, I'm just starting a line and waiting, it's polite and good manners
also if someone is there crowding, good chance there's gonna be another person passing while you're preoccupied excusing yourself who you're gonna bump into and create an incident, then they beat you up (yes they have their friend's in the next aisle)
so unless there's like at least 5 of you don't do this excusing shit

[Anonymous No.17936772]

>>17934964
That's clearly a monkey you inbred

[Anonymous No.17936971]

>ITT middle aged women
Just say excuse me and grab your shit how hard is it grandmas

[Anonymous No.17936982]

>>17925243
>You some kind of retard troll? Expiration dates are sometimes written in font 1/16" tall
Go back to r*ddit four eyes

[Anonymous No.17936986]

>>17933809
anon that would be a robbery, and thats illegal

[Anonymous No.17937146]

>>17925085
Just hit em with a "lemme scooch by ya"

[Anonymous No.17937161]

>>17932685
I love Giant because they have signs that tell you where everything is located. I take a picture of the sign and then plan my route for next time.

[Anonymous No.17937179]

>>17925415
Now I want peanuts

[Anonymous No.17937196]

itt: lots of non-midwesterners
We invented "ope" for a reason, coasties

[Anonymous No.17937670]

I just stand there and people apologize and move. In fact that works in many places, the trick is to be nonreactive.

[Anonymous No.17937750]

I use to do this and then I realized no one is going to stop me from getting closer and grabbing what I want. People either don't care, they put up with it, or they move out of your way.

[Anonymous No.17938059]

I get boners when shopping always
And not even when hot chicks are there
I would display it proudly then
No just when theres some old couple or some (not hot) mom and her kid. Or just walking in, or checking out. Again if it were a hot checkout girl I'd just be alpha and slam it against stuff on purpose. But it gets hard at the least appropriate times. I'm not even horny at all when it happens, it just happens all the time.

[Anonymous No.17938087]

>>17937196
The 'ope' has snuck right past the coasties to get to the Midwest. Fitting.

[Anonymous No.17938229]

>>17927476
jesus fuck, learn to shut the fuck up
all of those situations can be solved by just saying "excuse me" and doing whatever the fuck you need to do
fuck you and everyone else that's so fucking inept

[Anonymous No.17938240]

>>17931783
>Do you still cut the crust off your peanut butter and jelly sandwiches too
Yes.

[Anonymous No.17938265]

>>17928257
>Yeah, that was a subtle jab at this site, no doubt
Bruh

[Anonymous No.17938283]

>>17931783
>brown spots on a banana

that thing is only good for banana bread.

[Anonymous No.17938299]

>>17927462
suck a dick faggot

[Anonymous No.17938451]

>>17927401
Do people (children don't count) actually eat cheese pizza?

[Anonymous No.17938479]

>>17938451
The only kind of pizza I like is cheese. Fuck putting ham or pepperoni or beef or mushrooms on it.

[Anonymous No.17939320]

>>17931693
I wish I was you. Instead I am the sheep.

[Anonymous No.17939330]

>>17938265
Ya' know I don't think I ever tried to solve any of the gmasks I saved.

[Anonymous No.17939390]

>>17927476
Literally every grocery store interaction can be solved wit either "Excuse me, mate" or "Ah sorry, mate"

[Anonymous No.17939483]

>>17925243
Same energy
>be shopping
>old man in cereal aisle
>can tell he's trying to walk fast but I still outpace him
>get to the cereal I need
>he approaches me and says, "really?"
>the cereal is already in my basket
>walk away
>finish all my shopping before him
I won

[Anonymous No.17940092]

>>17928310
as a brit, i can tell you we are masters of small talk, but only if there is something to complain about

[Anonymous No.17940096]

>>17939483
>get to the cereal
>I need
Absolute fucking manchild.

[Anonymous No.17940105]

>>17939390
The only way to solve people who use up the one self-checkout out of twenty that accepts cash despite using a card is to rip that person's head off.

[Anonymous No.17940106]

>>17925241

[Anonymous No.17940112]

>>17939390
>It's ma'am!

You are not cancelled and going to prison

[Anonymous No.17940155]

>>17927252
>shart all over your uncle's dick
>trauma for life
sorry that happened to you, anon

[Anonymous No.17941274]

>>17925241

[Anonymous No.17941327]

>>17925241
>I am doing excellent shopping.

[Anonymous No.17941547]

>>17925085
literally just roll up directly behind them and wait to exert pressure

[Anonymous No.17941566]

>>17933454
>noooo you cant just push the retarded spastic invalid imbeciles away! You have to let them dictate your life!

[Anonymous No.17941623]

>>17925241
I'm an excellent shopper

[Anonymous No.17941634]

>>17933021
>toss the shopping cart into the street, it's no longer my problem
literal psychopath

[Anonymous No.17941682]

>>17931783

[Anonymous No.17941701]

>>17926775
>>17926782
I think he means have sex with the cat mom

[Anonymous No.17941705]

Dirty Cat Mom!

[Anonymous No.17941713]

[Anonymous No.17941720]

>>17927251
I found mold on a lot of stuff in stores

[Anonymous No.17941721]

[Anonymous No.17941725]

[Anonymous No.17941731]

If you're not cheating on your husband with a huge dog, are you really living your fullest life?

[Anonymous No.17941736]

[Anonymous No.17941742]

Not judging furfags but when did your fetish for fucking animals/animal looking humans develop? Did you always want to fuck them or only after being exposed to shit like furry porn? I'm genuinely curious.

[Anonymous No.17941741]

[Anonymous No.17941747]

>>17941736
Guess im glad i never had one of these as a kid

[Anonymous No.17941748]

>>17941742
Oh I'm not a furry I just have an oedipal complex

[Anonymous No.17941762]

This is an on-topic post about uncomfortable grocery store encounters.

[Anonymous No.17941771]

>They didn't suck their bull's cock with their mommy on Mother's Day

SAD

[Anonymous No.17941777]

I'm sorry everyone /ck/ mods are usually faster than this.

[Anonymous No.17941779]

>>17941742
Never had a fursona nor do i hang around furries sites but i do have the horny for them
i had a crush on the blonde female dog from lady and the tramp 2 so i guess i never had a chance really
anyway nips are way better at it than westerns

[Anonymous No.17941787]

[Anonymous No.17941793]

What's crazy is /aco/ has a bunch more on here but they never share it or post it on rule34 sites. They just hoard it with their private fleet of drawfags.

[Anonymous No.17941799]

[Anonymous No.17941808]

>File: sample_
God, you're not even good at spamming furryporn. Just stop it.

[Anonymous No.17941809]

[Anonymous No.17941813]

>>17941808
>Keeping full-sized furry porn files on your computer
>Not trashily ripping them off porn sites the moment you start pornposting
ngmi

[Anonymous No.17941816]

>>17941779
Interesting. Maybe other furfags were created from watching cartoons with animal romances at an early age. I wonder how many furries Lola Bunny created?

[Anonymous No.17941819]

>>17941793
Most artists have no alias or way of identification really so a lot just gets stuck in limbo
That said boorus for whatever niche is on hand tend to hold more obscure art

[Anonymous No.17941822]

An alias is free, they just have to slap some stupid word on the corner of their picture. Really they have no one to blame but themselves.

[Anonymous No.17941828]

In all honesty I don't know who the dog lady is, I'm not like a religious reader of this webcomic or anything.

[Anonymous No.17941831]

[Anonymous No.17941835]

[Anonymous No.17941840]

[Anonymous No.17941845]

This is a weirder one but honestly I'm surprised I'm not banned yet. Mods are extra faggy today.

[Anonymous No.17941846]

>>17941845
Do you have any wholesome stuff with her?

[Anonymous No.17941849]

snek sex. I think even in furry world this wouldn't happen, who the fuck would have sex with a person shaped like a hose.
>>17941846
No I'm just pulling this straight off rule34 sites. I think the regular comic is wholesome though.

[Anonymous No.17941855]

Can't believe I never posted this one. I've actually seen this one before.

[Anonymous No.17941861]

[Anonymous No.17941865]

I guess these must be like her mom friends or something

[Anonymous No.17941866]

>>17941816
Definitively yeah, id say the most interesting aspect is how influential artists got into furries before it was commonplace tho
Osamu Tezuka is credited as father of manga and he had a huge erotic furry art stash hidden on him
Lots of people on Disney are into that like Don Bluth would go the extra mile when it came do detailing some characters etc

[Anonymous No.17941874]

>No giant catmom that you can give standing oral sex to
;_;

[Anonymous No.17941880]

You ready for the schizo posts, boys

Turns out the reason I'm not banned is because this whole website is a fucked-up truman show experiment for me. Well me and like fourteen other guys probably. I keep getting banned and just getting myself banned as soon as I'm free, and they don't know what to do. I can't subject myself to the ad content if they don't let me on the boards.

[Anonymous No.17941885]

[Anonymous No.17941889]

[Anonymous No.17941894]

[Anonymous No.17941900]

I'm out of normal porn so here's some scat, or as the Germans call is the "Haus of Holbein"

[Anonymous No.17941907]

also this

[Anonymous No.17941939]

>>17931847
>>17931853
Im gonna hook you guys up with the definitive edition

[Anonymous No.17942041]

>>17928310
If you're in London everybody's too busy to talk to you. If you're in the home counties everyone's too rich to talk to you. If you're anywhere else you're a liar, because they love smalltalk.

[Anonymous No.17942050]

>>17930924
Thighs being great is the mainstream opinion
Do you not know what contrarian means

[Anonymous No.17942056]

Didn't read any post in this thread, just want to say I want to fuck the cat mom. That is all.

[Anonymous No.17942093]

>>17941939
lol,amazing.

[Anonymous No.17942169]

>>17941866
He has a manga in which the main character fucks his sister in law, but since the guy is a schizo, he's actually fucking the in-laws family dog.

[Anonymous No.17942267]

>>17940112
mate, woman can be a mate too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QCgqQdmr0M

[Anonymous No.17942272]

>>17942056

[Anonymous No.17942470]

>>17925241
>Oh, does my super market speed run make you uncomfortable? Fuck you. I've got shit to do. You won't remember me in a few hours, you can't even remember how many clot shots you got last year.

[Anonymous No.17942493]

>>17925085
Weirdos
>>17925101
>picking what you want
>calling it invading personal whatever snowflake word that is
Weirdo

[Anonymous No.17942784]

>>17942056

[Anonymous No.17942853]

>>17925241
the amount of redditors applaud this awful post makes me want to throw up

[Anonymous No.17942910]

>>17925085
>tfw just grab it
>if they're in the way I'll say "s'cuse me"
>if there's a slight opening I'll just reach around them and they'll go "oh, sorry"

[Anonymous No.17942920]

>>17927401
>Domino's
>italian saugage
>black olives
>onion
>bbq sauce
It's good.

[Anonymous No.17942949]

>>17942910
>if there's a slight opening I'll just reach around them and they'll go "oh, sorry"
>raise flat palm up at them and shake head slightly to convey "no problem"

[Anonymous No.17943036]

>>17925101
>move or I'll nip ya

[Anonymous No.17944106]

>>17925106
the cartoonist is a brit

[Anonymous No.17944143]

>>17932685
>routing
am I the only one who sits in my car visualizing the quickest path though the store before getting out to execute the grocery mission?

[Anonymous No.17944153]

>>17944106
so protoamerican, got it

[Anonymous No.17944207]

>>17925085
Fuck this happened to me today at the store. I wanted milk but this older lady still wearing a mask (I'm one of those people who don't anymore but some people still do where I live) and she was directly in front of the milk aisle and I didn't want to go near her cause I'd imagine she'd think I had Covid germs or something so I stopped by another aisle and waited for her to move and fucking bitch she turned to me and looked at me in disgust with a look that said like "where's his mask"? Fuck me

[Anonymous No.17944273]

>>17928257
>Yeah, that was a subtle jab at this site, no doubt.
u live in a fucking fantasy

[Anonymous No.17944285]

>>17929260
honestly at this point they might aswell call it "poop shock" haha

[Anonymous No.17944331]

>>17925085
Racist

[Anonymous No.17944357]

>>17925204
But there's stacks of meat to go through

[Anonymous No.17945053]

>>17927425
Pepperoni is for idiots and assholes.

[Anonymous No.17945466]

>>17925085
this is what i do
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTr50aHGDnI

[Anonymous No.17946075]

>>17925085
Sex with cat