Is there any better feeling?

[Anonymous No.17921512]

>you're out with the boys and you grab a stiff one
>that moment when it first hits the back of your throat
Based

[Anonymous No.17921522]

>>17921512
For me it's hoppy ipas with the lads at the barcade.

[Anonymous No.17921526]

>>17921512
>>you're out with the boys and you grab a stiff one
>>that moment when it first hits the back of your throat
is this some kind of thinly veiled gay blowjob thread?

[Anonymous No.17921531]

>>17921512
God OP you are turbo faggot, but yeah there are times where drinking your first beer can feel kino as fuck.

[Anonymous No.17921576]

>>17921531
>there are times where drinking your first beer can feel kino as fuck
it was at the ballpark with my dad. i was probably eleven or twelve and he let me try a sip of his budweiser
good fucking time

[Anonymous No.17921585]

>>17921512
I love taking a stiff one from my boys haha

[Anonymous No.17921641]

i love pounding one stiff one after the next with a couple mates

[Anonymous No.17921656]

>>17921512
>tfw don't have friends
i-i can drink with you guys, r-right?...

[Anonymous No.17921680]

>>17921512
Why do you have to go out to suck your friend's cock?

[Anonymous No.17921702]

>>17921512
I love that feeling. I get a beer and a shot and then turn to the old loser next to me and ask "how long has this place been around. I just moved here."
And then he'll talk about his family and health issues etc, and I'll nod and keep ordering shots until four hours later I'm getting in between some guy and his girlfriend in the parkingnlot asking questions like "I bet I'm bothering you guys, right? Am I bothering you? Are you gonna show your girlfriend here how you take care of a person like me who is just here pissing you off because you're a faggot? Punk? Does she call you punk? I call you punk. Let's both call him a punk together... Ok 1,2,3 PUNK. Oh your bitch is as stupid as you are."

[Anonymous No.17921722]

>>17921702
>tfw getting the shit-eyes from some drunk and his dumb bitch from across the bar
>drunkenly talk shit super fucking loud and then leave
>grab a glass ashtray off the bar on your way out, totally expecting a parking lot brawl
>have that drunk bitch jump on your back and just SMASH her in the face with the tray
>MY FACE! MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
>drunk drive home laughing all the way

[Anonymous No.17921726]

>>17921702
Oddly specific

[Anonymous No.17921728]

>>17921722
why were they mad in the first place

[Anonymous No.17921739]

>>17921512
hmm..

[Anonymous No.17921768]

I only really drank at parties to get drunk so I just downed mixed drinks or shots, never really liked beer. Thought it tasted like shit. But when I started working, I don't know, a cold beer from the fridge as soon as I get home really hit the fucking spot for me. my prostate ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.17921934]

>>17921702
I'd kinda like some real feedback on this.

[Anonymous No.17921939]

>>17921934
Cuz I do this and have the upper body strength to lift a fork.

[Anonymous No.17921959]

>>17921934
You seem like a Jew and therefore are off putting and lame

[Anonymous No.17921962]

>>17921959
I'm a jew and I didn't read that guy's bullshit please stop blaming us

[Anonymous No.17921972]

>>17921962
I like you, you’re funny

[Anonymous No.17921993]

>>17921512
All my friends are hardcore drinkers so we always hit the streets already sauced to the gills.

[Anonymous No.17922263]

>>17921959
You seem like a polbot and your are

[Anonymous No.17922344]

>>17921526
Not OP but yes

[Anonymous No.17922348]

>>17921522
nails on a chalk board

[Anonymous No.17922358]

>>17922344
> Here’s some cayenne tea for your sore throat, bitch

[Anonymous No.17922364]

I wish i could get buzzed on a couple beers again now i have to slam 8 beers just to get a decent buzz that wears off on an hour. How the fuck do i reset my toletance

[Anonymous No.17922431]

>>17922364
Stop drinking for a month or more

[Anonymous No.17922538]

>>17921934
>I'd kinda like some real feedback on this.

Too lame and not funny/weird enough to become pasta/10

[Anonymous No.17922790]

>>17921962
Where did this come from

[Anonymous No.17922812]

>>17922364
Drink less/lose weight.

[Anonymous No.17923077]

>>17921522
You deserve a slow and painful death

[Anonymous No.17923082]

>>17921512
Yes. Releasing in a child.

[Anonymous No.17923087]

>>17923082
Oops a *white child. Female.

[Anonymous No.17923088]

I drink happy IPAs
I love hotsauces
I watch all Marvel and Star Wars
I play Nintendo Switch
I bought a 3090 retail to play Cyberpunk
I wear flannel button-up shirts
I live in the suburbs and go to barcades
I have a well groomed beard and a man bun
I have a master sword replica
I go to reddit

I've been here since 2008
I'll always be here
I'm among you calling you a faggot and there is nothing you can do to stop me

[Anonymous No.17923098]

>>17923088
I love fucking kids and raiding hal turner, and I'm all out of turner.

[Anonymous No.17923129]

>>17923088
Dude literally no one gives a shit. Get a grip. If anything I'm more tempted to shitpost about reddit now that I know it triggers you so hard.

Snowflake.

[Anonymous No.17923154]

>>17923129
who asked

[Anonymous No.17923177]

>>17921512
Yes there’s a better feeling.
And that’s the Olive Garden breadstick after being dipped in alfredo sauce.

You feel the breadstick push past your lips, with its well-defined rigidity combined with a comfortably-inviting softness; you can’t help but relax your jaw and tongue to allow more of its length to enter your mouth.
At first it simply tastes salty, but then you’re overcome with the blissful texture and flavor of the thick, hot, creamy alfredo dripping from the tip as it coats the back of your tongue, inching closer to your throat.
You’re at a restaurant, so you have to keep your composure. You swallow and smile, taking a moment to catch your breath. But it’s just an act; you’re really just eyeing the other breadsticks in that basket.. knowing that each one will take its turn in your mouth, as you obediently swallow every last drop of their alfredo, making sure to lick the rest off your lips and fingers.

[Anonymous No.17923331]

>>17921702
Based obnoxious fuck

[Anonymous No.17924268]

>>17923154
Wow you sure are defensive.

[Anonymous No.17924283]

>>17922790
My inebriated brain

[Anonymous No.17925125]

>>17922358
It acts as a localized anesthetic

[Anonymous No.17925128]

>>17922364
Lose weight fatty

[Anonymous No.17925270]

>>17922364
Fat fuck

[Anonymous No.17925287]

>>17925128
Im not even fat. Why are being so mean to me ;_;

[Anonymous No.17925305]

>>17921656
Only if you're ready to really toss it back with every one of us boys

[Anonymous No.17925311]

>>17921722
B A S A D O

[Anonymous No.17925340]

How do people drink beer? It tastes like piss. I've had the shitty 50 cent beers and I've had the supposedly "good quality" beers and they are all absolute dogshit.

[Anonymous No.17925370]

I love grabbing some stiff ones with my boys. I love pounding them one after the other. Normally we get stiff ones for at least a couple hours, until the first of us gives up or their missus is on the phone complaining. The other day I pounded the most of our group. Couldn't get out of bed for 2 days after. I don't think I can take so many anymore.

[Anonymous No.17925381]

>>17925340
Don't listen to the trannies here, IPAs are the real secret no cap

[Anonymous No.17925476]

>go out on usual weekly/biweekly friday beers
>usually the same 2-3 chill guys from the office
>we talk shit and play cards until a reasonable hour (11 PM) and then go home
>one time this new guy wants to come
>seems quiet and meek, no friends at the office
>we are nice guys so we let him come
>seems cool at first, but becomes a huge faggot after 2 drinks
>starts loudly and "ironically" making corny jokes
>"that's what she said!!!" or "lager??? hardly know her!!!"
>friend starts telling a story and he keeps jumping in to loudly make some shitty joke
>finally say "ok bro, could you please settle down?"
>he gets completely silent
>finally try to include him again a few minutes later
>he explodes and starts shouting how he doesn't need our pity
>says we're homophobic (didn't know he was a gay)
>staff come over ask him to leave
>he tries to say we bullied him
>they just drag him out
The following Monday he apologized and told us he had aspergers and was also a recovering alcoholic

[Anonymous No.17926021]

I buy the $12.49 boxed Chardonnay from Costco and hide my alcoholism from my wife by drinking it out of an opaque Nalgene. Be a real fucking man instead of this gay 'drinking with other men' shit lol.

[Anonymous No.17926123]

>>17926021
imagine trying to brag about having no friends

[Anonymous No.17926224]

>>17921512
I don't have any friends, but I do like to go to the bar and drink. One of my favorite things to do is find a meek looking guy who's there with a woman and try to get between them. I make a big show about trying to take his woman from him, and then I get in his face and egg him on into a fight. At that point I let him beat the shit out of me (a lot of times I have to pretend to be more hurt than I really am.) He gets a confidence boost from protecting his woman, she gets a rush from having a man fight for her. I feel good knowing that I helped some guy get some pussy because I know I'm not going to.

[Anonymous No.17927493]

>>17921512
When you are 12 drinks in and can't pay so you go to the dark room and sell your BPs for pissbeers.

[Anonymous No.17928157]

>tripple ipa marshmallow hop pumkin spice cold brew nitro stiffy blicky huel beyond beer barcade EXPOSED BRICK double stout irish pub cereal bar UHHH

[Anonymous No.17928206]

>tfw you shit blood so you go the doctors and they tell you your liver is ready to fall out your arse
>tfw you havent drank since January

[Anonymous No.17928217]

>>17922364
It takes your liver at least 45 days to recover from moderate alcohol consumption. You'll probably have to take 3 months off.

[Anonymous No.17928227]

>>17926021
>be a real man and drink in secret so your wife doesn't get mad at you

[Anonymous No.17928276]

Right...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIRtfIrNOZU

[Anonymous No.17928305]

>>17921522
>>17921512
>DUDE i just LOVE the quiet and contemplation of the covid pandemic, it’s so EPIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favorite NOIR FILMS. you should totally come on down to my wife's house, it’s got DARK LEATHER FURNITURE and everything, we can pour a tumbler of scotch or three and get crazy discussing some philosophy or podcasts! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the whisky room- listen here, right, it’s a ROOM where us MEN who do MAN STUFF can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also a HANGOUT like when we were kids, so we can talk awesome non-toxic MASCULINITY, without dumb girls bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to take the plunge- literally -she's getting fucked deep tomorrow by a bull she met at the gym, that way I can save energy to spent more on myself and my HOBBIES. i’m fuckin CUUCKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this old fashioned and make another one!!!

[Anonymous No.17928336]

>>17921512
>stiff one
No thank you! One Guinness, por favor.

[Anonymous No.17928365]

>>17926021
I keep my gin bottles on top of the kitchen cupboards and mix it with orange cordial, my wife just thinks I forget things sometimes.

[Anonymous No.17928615]

>>17928305
Post the other one

[Anonymous No.17928659]

>>17928615

[Anonymous No.17929101]

>>17928659
Thanks

[Anonymous No.17930328]

>>17929101
yw bruv

[Anonymous No.17930338]

>>17925270
The BLOATGOAT.

[Anonymous No.17930620]

>>17928305
how did you make the room dark green?

[Anonymous No.17930627]

>>17921526
Dang, you're one cluey anon.

[Anonymous No.17930629]

>>17921512
are you trying to make a honest scenario sound like a faggot meet.

>stiff ones
>hitting the back of your throat
>swallowing the cum
no homo

[Anonymous No.17930657]

>>17928217
moderate as in 1 instance?

[Anonymous No.17930664]

>>17921702
easy way to get catch a sucker punch, also seems like a based way to mog a person; based as in like a bully sort of way

[Anonymous No.17930680]

>>17930629
nothing gay about bonding with the bros and enjoying each other's stiff ones

[Anonymous No.17930684]

>>17925476
Good story, well paced, melancholy end

[Anonymous No.17930687]

>>17921512
I like beer

[Anonymous No.17931631]

>>17925270
What's his day on a plate look like? In awe at the size of this lad.

[Anonymous No.17931689]

>>17921512
beer makes me retch...all alcohol does, for that matter

[Anonymous No.17931702]

>>17928305
Alcohol worship is for tools but you can't deny that the bottom looks way better otherwise.

[Anonymous No.17931811]

>>17923088
>>since 2008
place hasn't really changed much over the years

[Anonymous No.17931947]

>>17931702
No, the top room is functional and authentic. The bottom room is tryhard with pretensious aesthetics.

[Anonymous No.17931952]

>>17931947
Soulless.

[Anonymous No.17933219]

>>17921512
Better feeling for me is waking up with a dry ass throat and skulling guava nectar

[Anonymous No.17933256]

It's great but it's over for me. I'm from one of the most beta countries in the world and last time I hung out at the local pub with my friends they were all the time nervous getting messages from their missuses demanding them to go back home early.

Considering moving to Asia or something. I can't stand the place I live.

[Anonymous No.17933882]

>>17930620
i'm more concerned about the shitty bourbon at the forefront. i'm sure they used some theatre lighting, one good overhead light and some gel and you can turn a rainbow parade into a grey zone.

[Anonymous No.17934929]

>>17931952
Söyless