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You're on death row. What's your last meal?

>> No.17915099

>>17915091
some prime cunny

>> No.17915103

live another 60-70 years because california doesn't kill their death row inmates

>> No.17915111

>>17915091
Buffet

>> No.17915117
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>>17915091
Munchybox

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>>17915103
Instead, you get to live in a Californian prison: sloooow and painful.

>> No.17915120

>>17915091
cum from each one of the guards. or discharge if they're women guards.
Glad we're able to have this thread for the thousandth time this year.

>> No.17915153

>>17915091
if you're on death row here you dont get a special meal.
you dont even find out that you're dying until the morning of.

>> No.17915156

A neverending gobbstopper. Heh can't kill me till I finish

>> No.17915368

1UP mushroom hehe

>> No.17915389

I just want my mother's meat loaf and potato salad. She died a little over a year ago.

>> No.17915390

Something to make the biggest smelliest mess after I die

>> No.17915398

>>17915091
The heart of the Jewish child I murdered.

>> No.17915422

>>17915091
don't want one, just hurry up and kill me

>> No.17915423

>>17915389

I know this feel, my mother made some amazing stuff and mine died to the fucking covid booster shot 3 months ago. Literally perfectly healthy woman, gets covid booster, dies 24 hours later.

>> No.17915436

>>17915390
Get an All Star from Waffle House, and make sure the hash browns are all the way. Wash it down with a glass of water with a spoonful of baking soda mixed in.

>> No.17915439

The actress Emma Stone. Yes indeed that is my gambit. Oh how delightfully devilish. I await your move Mr. Warden

>> No.17915464

>>17915389
F
sad bro, i lost my father 2 years ago i miss him and his famous German sauerbraten. I tried to cook it according to his recipe, but it doesn't taste as good as if he had made it

>> No.17915477

>>17915153
Where is here?

>> No.17915478
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>>17915091
Fried chicken or chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes and brown gravy, a bottle of bourbon, and a 42 oz Olde English 800. Id like to watch anime or youtube and blast my favorite videogame osts. Then I want to be lined up in front of a firing squad and riddled with bullets like Bonnie and Clyde

>> No.17915505

>>17915117
the only thing that looks appealing there is that one long strip of tripe.

>> No.17915510 [DELETED] 

>>17915091
>>17915099
>>17915103
>>17915111
>>17915117
>>17915119
>>17915120
>>17915153
>>17915156
>>17915368
>>17915389
>>17915390
>>17915398
>>17915422
>>17915423
>>17915436
>>17915439
>>17915464
>>17915477
>>17915478
>>17915505
can i have a (You) please

>> No.17915518
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>>17915510
This was your last meal wish. Bye anon

>> No.17915519

tea made from yerba mate, burro and other herbs that we use to spice our mate
>>17915510
yes

>> No.17915552

Really good fried chicken

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>>17915510
aw i wanted a (You)

>> No.17915686

>>17915091
Exactly one cubic foot of boiled bees and a glass of sea water with kids piss in it.

>> No.17915708

>>17915091
Absolute shitloads of garbage that will stimulate and clog my bowels so I leave the largest and messiest fucking load behind when I die. I will also retain my stool to ensure maximum splashdown. I want some janny to have to mop up my shits for the last time.

>> No.17915716

>>17915091
That looks like Georgia. We have the same paint job in our chamber.

>> No.17915961

>>17915091
>You're on death row. What's your last meal?
whatever they are serving, prisoners don't get to choose a last meal anymore.

>> No.17915978

>>17915961
only in texas.

>> No.17915982

>>17915091
30 day water fast

>> No.17916001

>>17915091
Cream chipped beef and sausage gravy on some crispy tater tots.

>> No.17916009

>>17915978
fine boiled head of cabbage and 2 litres of dr. pepper. I am fructose intolerant.

>> No.17916018
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Rib tips and hot links with fries and extra sauce on the side. Six pack of PBR.

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>>17915091
hawaiian za
bangs
simple as

>> No.17916043

>>17915091
A young boys stool, fresh.

>> No.17916044
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>>17915662

>> No.17916048

>>17915091
Pork belly cooked by a Korean

>> No.17916056
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Cornbread with a side of buttermilk; two Burger King Whoppers with cheese; two large orders of fries; cherry vanilla ice cream; popcorn; a salad with boiled eggs, tomatoes, bell peppers, onions, carrots, cheese and Newman's Own buttermilk dressing; and lemonade.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2959565/amp/Only-female-Georgia-s-death-row-reveals-HUGE-meal-request-including-two-Burger-King-Whoppers-two-large-fries-cherry-vanilla-ice-cream-don-t-forget-salad.html

>> No.17916059

>>17916056
Would

>> No.17916063

>>17915091
What the fuck, I'm not on death row.

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>>17916059
Me too, but in the 90’s when she murdered her husband. Not now. She got fat in prison

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>>17916056
>Newman's Own buttermilk dressing
It’s buttermilk Ranch. She should have just asked for some chicken trendies with ranch dipping sauce. No need to waste all that food. It must be weird to know you are eating food that you will never poop out

>> No.17916109

>>17916077
>Kelly R Missgander
I LOL'D.

>> No.17916120

>>17916077
Was her husband Dennis Tissington?

>> No.17916121

>>17915477
Japan

>> No.17916134

>>17916077
She should try to get a guard to impregnate her. They won’t execute a woman who is pregnant they won’t force her to abort. Let her birth the kid and then execute her afterward

>> No.17916153

>>17915099
That's why you're on death row
Amazing that the mods don't stamp out you niggers

>> No.17916313

enough dmt and pussy to wake up in another universe free of consequence

>> No.17916365

>>17915091
2 Fried cod filets
sweet potato fries
tartar sauce, mayo, ketchup, redwine vinegar
panfried scallops, jumbo shrimp with garlic and dill butter
coleslaw, goma ae, spring greens salad
2 Asahi Super Dry 500ml bottles
Black forest cake
2 large glasses of ice-cold 2% milk

>> No.17916685

heres my murderer food thread

1 ck thread about a common soft drink
1 ck thread about a chicken sandwich
1 ck thread about tea/cofee
1 ck thread about childhood snacks
1 ck thread about english bfast
1 ck thread about fastfood restaurant architecture
1 ck thread about last meals

>> No.17916697

>>17915091
ipecac

>> No.17916762

>>17916037
>bangs
its barqs

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17916772

brisket, macky cheese, and johnnie walker, probably

>> No.17916776

>>17915505
There is no tripe in that image....

>> No.17916799

>>17915505
>tripe
That's gyro meat, dumbass.

>> No.17916943

>>17915091
Yeah can I get uhhhhhhh

>> No.17916949

I sure as fuck hope it's some beans

>> No.17917009

>>17916043
>t. James Alefantis

>> No.17917012

>>17915091
bucket of kfc with gravy and fries, giga coke drink

>> No.17917018

>>17916037
> Has last meal
> Orders Hawaiian Pizza

No wonder you'd be on death row

>> No.17917195

>>17915091
A train ran on me by the guards and their semen collected in a bowl which i then consume

>> No.17917205

>>17915091
Hot dog, but with some jelly

>> No.17917262

>>17915478
>firing squad and riddled with bullets like Bonnie and Clyde
Nah. You'll get lethal injection like a good little goy!

>> No.17917287

>>17915423
fuck man I know that feeling. Uncle died less then three day after his.

>> No.17917515

>>17915091
I want to fuck my own mouth finally. But I'm too fat.

>> No.17917519

>>17917287
What happened? Heart attack?

>> No.17917523

>>17917519
Executed for child sex offenses lol. I mis him.

>> No.17917530

>>17917523
Anime is definitely the gateway to paedophilea.
Should be banned.

>> No.17917554

Bucket of chicken wings from that one shop near my house
Fresh tuna and salmon sashimi with soy sauce and wasabi
A mcflurry and a milkshake with whatever's good at that moment
4 bars of chocolate, swiss and belgian made
a six pack of belgian trappist beers
As many cuban cigars as they'll let me have.

Too bad they abolished the death sentence in my country (and basically all of europe), I can think of some subhumans that deserve a lethal injection.

>> No.17918079

>>17915091
wardens wife's pussy.

>> No.17918164

Hamburger steaks
White rice
Salad
Home style fries
a coke
Would go to the afterlife happy as ever

>> No.17918203

the only thing death row inmates should be eating is bullets

>> No.17918334
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>>17915091
Fried Shrimp
Fried Catfish
Hushpuppies
Gumbo
Butter Crackers
Fried Okra
Dill Pickles
Pickled Jalapenos
Texas Toast
Vanilla Ice Cream
1 pitcher each Unsweet Tea, Milk, and Dublin Dr. Pepper

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>>17915390
>>17915708

>> No.17918356

>>17918343
seethe

>> No.17918369

>>17915708
Kek fucking based

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>>17915156
You'll still be digesting your food should you choose something else/real food.
>>17917523
Joking?
>>17918079
Pic rel

>> No.17918375

>>17915708
the last meal is typically given ~48 hours ahead of time and they put you in diapers because everybody knows you evacuate your bowels upon death
I'm sorry anon but they thought ahead of you, they saw your schemes coming and will be prepared for you

>> No.17918387

2 lamb chops
Rib-eye steak
Beer battered chips
Bottle of hot sauce
Tim tams
Cheetos
Coffee
White chocolate bar

>> No.17918443

>>17915091
Do americans tip the executioner?

>> No.17918480

>>17915091
Potstickers, seaweed salad, kippers and a big mug of Twisted Tea

>> No.17919518

>>17915423
I am sorry to hear of your loss.

>> No.17920097

>>17915091
Beef stew, fried chicken, mashed potatoes with gravy, and chocolate raspberry ice cream.

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>>17917523
nigger you aren't me.
>>17917519
liver and kidneys shut down at the same time.
today's the annversity.

>> No.17920370

>>17915091
Just skip straight to the execution thanks

>> No.17920566

Cheesesteak
Scalloped potatoes
A bowl of split pea soup
A side of steamed broccoli with garlic and butter
A side salad with caeser and blue cheese mixed
Even if this is limited to what is in the prison kitchen I think its possible.
And if this is a world where they offer me a smoke and a drink before I go, I’ll take whatever bourbon is in the warden’s desk and a half a pack of Newports.

>> No.17920590

Whatever is going to give me the most disgusting shit to clean when I die

>> No.17921343

>>17920590
A bowl of fermented fish and kimchi, wash it down with a fuck ton of milk and ice cream

>> No.17921677

>>17915091
What would be the most annoying thing to ask for? Or something that would make my body stink, if electrocuted.

>> No.17921914

>>17915091
A cola, alcohol and percs

>> No.17922150

>>17915099
Fpbp

>> No.17922179

>>17915091
200,000 doses of lsd baked into a pumpkin pie

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>>17918343
>t. angy janny who had go clean up the apocalyptic shit flood left by Chad after he was executed

>> No.17922735

>>17915091
Bucket of skittles

>> No.17923184

One bucket of tater tot hotdish

>> No.17923191

40 bananas