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new seafood restaurant about to open up in my tiny midwestern town, this is the menu. thoughts?

also general menu thread I guess

>> No.17911984

>>17911975
I laughed at Arrr-Rugala. I'm dumb as hell.

>> No.17911995

>>17911975
>those prices
>midwest
>menu doesnt even specify if the burgers or sandwiches come with fries
augh...its gonna be shit

>> No.17911999

>>17911995
They don't..

>> No.17912000

>>17911975
>possessive apostrophe for plural S
It's gonna be shit

>> No.17912005

>>17912000
Its food for the Little Mate you dolt.

>> No.17912006

>>17911999
That burger wont be worth that money

>> No.17912007

>>17912000
Clearly it belongs to a guy whose name is Little Mate. So it's Little Mate's, as opposed to being for lots of Little Mates.

Kids aren't welcome. Like women, they're bad luck at sea.

>> No.17912008

>kid burger costs the same as the regular burger
i give this place 6 months tops

>> No.17912010

>>17912006
Char broiled at least!

>> No.17912012

>>17912000
stop talking shit about the little mate you colossal homo

>> No.17912013

>>17911984
also laughed, it's okay to be retarded
>>17911999
>>17912000
checked
this looks like a shit show, no one pays $6 for a plain hot dog right??

>> No.17912016

>>17912005
It has the plural LITTLE MATES in the correct form right fucking below it you blind rat

>> No.17912033
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>>17911975
One time I ate at a mom n pop restaurant to try and support local business but the food was so terrible. Then I tried a mom n pop pizza shop and never in my life have I had pizza that was completely tasteless. I was impressed that they could make a pizza taste like nothing. Now I don't really go out of my way to support local restaurants

>> No.17912052

>>17912007
but what about those cabin boys
those sweet soft succulent cabin boys
the bunkwarmers and deckswabbers and cockholsters of the operation

>> No.17912063

>>17912052
I agree. I’ve eaten at many gay seafood places.

>> No.17912071

>>17912033
live in midtown manhattan and i order pops if i want 'za (on 57th) great fucking place, local, and have reason to compete, sorry your fucking small town shithole didn't live up to your lofty expectations but if you wanna be in the middle of nowhere because it's "safe" (you'll still get killed by random tweakers) that's just what you get and I think it's funny (I laugh at flyovers because they're gay) haha

>> No.17912096

After traveling to many coastal cities in various countries and living in the Midwest I voted to never eat seafood again unless it was locally sourced from the great lakes

>> No.17912112

>>17911975
Kind of a weird menu with weird (and expensive) pricing. And that is speaking as an ausfag where food is generally a bit pricey.

>> No.17912124

>>17912071
>jew york
no ty

>> No.17912125

>>17911975
>$9 for large fries
Those motherfuckers better cure cancer.

>> No.17912127
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17912127

This place just opened up near me in the UK. It's an 'authentic Canadian restaraunt with a twist'. I've never been to Canada, do you think anything here would be worth?

>> No.17912153

>>17912127
>No italian poutine
>calling a hot chicken "le poulet chaud"
I'll fly over the Atlantic just to throw a brick in their window.

>> No.17912154

>>17912052
If you fuck their bussy it's like throwing salt over your shoulder to remove bad luck. But you gotta keep doing it. Like burning sage around the house every week to calm spirits.

>> No.17912164

>>17912127
La Acadian unironically sounds great, doesn't sound very Canadian though

>> No.17912171

>>17912127
>everything contains soy
Sounds about right. I'm a leaf and I hate this restaurant already.

>> No.17912176

>>17911995
The restaurant doesn't exist. This guy has been posting menus he made up for months now. He's a moron with no business sense though so all his menus are retarded.

>> No.17912225

>>17912127
Do Americans really eat this?

>> No.17912248

>>17912127
In my experience, nobody other than tourists eats fancy or "novelty" poutine in Canada. Poutine is basically their version of wings or nachos - something greasy to order in a bar and share with friends while you watch hockey.

That being said, this restaurant seems fun and I'd totally eat there.

>> No.17912260

>>17912176
Based schizo poster

>> No.17912304
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>"seafood" restaurant
>majority of the options are burgers or fries
>the only fish on the menu is some questionable ahi tuna
>frozen clams, shrimp, scallops, artificial crab, and fucking fish sticks
Good lord I feel bad for midwesterners

>> No.17912339

>>17912176
Seeing small fries for 4$ while big for 9$ makes me believe in this.

>> No.17912358

>>17912304
It has nothing to do with being in the midwest. This is just your classic strip mall restaurant where the entire menu is comprised of easily prepared stuff bought at Costco or Sams Club.

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17912371

>>17911975

>> No.17912372
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17912372

>>17912371
the real one, if you're into that kind of thing

>> No.17912412

>>17911975
>seafood restaurant with cod, lobster, etc... in the Midwest
It's going to be shit. The only stuff that might be fresh is the shrimp, because shrimp can be farmed in a tank anywhere.

If you want to open a seafood restaurant in the Midwest, you need to stick to the fresh fish in the area such as walleye, perch, etc...

>> No.17912459

>>17911975
>Crabwiches
>None have crab
What the fuck even is this

>> No.17912468

>>17912459
More like crabwichesn’t there

>> No.17912478

>>17912164
>"our famous cheese sauce"
Where exactly did it get famous?

>> No.17912886

>>17911975
>seafood restaurant about to open up in my tiny midwestern town
>menu is only walleye
many such cases.

>> No.17913183

>>17912372
this is actually really cool. i’d eat there.

>> No.17913190

>>17911975
>cabin boy
sounds nice
the ingredients sounds nice also

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>> No.17913248

>>17913212
1 loli to glaze and get bake with please

>> No.17913258

>>17912071
This should have way more (you)s on account of your being a faggot

>> No.17913346

>>17911975
the sparrow and crimson fries with some clam chowder and bacon

>> No.17913379

>>17912127
the fake french is awful but the menu seems solid, I'd try it out at least once

>> No.17913658

>>17912127
ah yes, that Canadian classic, cajun fried chicken.

>> No.17913794
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17913794

>>17912371
I recently watched the Russian prison rape videos with a dude tied to a bed and a train ran on him and this menu made me wince remembering it all again

>> No.17913896

>>17911975
>no hush puppies

>> No.17913922

>>17912127
fuck the pile complete sounds so good rn. im so fuckin hungry

>> No.17913935

>>17911975
Most of that looks like shit. If you go there you should get the lobster lubber, that looks the tastiest. It's pretty expensive though so you should save up.

>> No.17913938

>>17911975
I hate it when restaurants give their menu items cutesy retarded names, imagine being a grown ass man and being like
>yes I’d like the scallywag and a side of sparrow fries please

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>>17912478
A /ck/ thread

>> No.17913977

>seafood
>midwest
ah, I see you like to live... dangerously.

>> No.17913981

>Can I have an Arugula Salad?
>Sorry sir we don't have that on the menu. Did you mean the Arrrrrrrr-ugula Salad?
>Uh yes please can I have that?
>Have what?
>The...uh....Arrr-ugula salad...
>Sir it's pronounce Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr-ugula

>> No.17913985

>>17911975
>ONE fish option
hardly a seafood restaurant, just seems like a burger place with a pirate theme

>> No.17913997

>>17913985
That's a seafood restaurant for flyovers

>> No.17914011

>>17913997
I hope, at least, they go all-in on the pirate theming.

>> No.17914012

>>17913997
Don't flyovers have good lakes or something? Do they really have to import all their seafood from a coast 1,000 miles away?

>> No.17914033

>>17914012
the staff are all somali

>> No.17914037

>>17914012
Fish is not necessarily seafood

Seafood = edible life from the ocean
Lake fish and similar fresh water aquatic life would not be seafood as it doesn't come from the sea.

So strictly speaking, if they serve seafood it can't be local unless you have a sea nearby.

>> No.17914042

>>17914012
all commercially processed fish is frozen so it doesn't matter

>> No.17914045

>>17914037
blessed autistic poster

>> No.17914056

>>17913794
sauce? For a friend of course

>> No.17914080

>>17911975
>awwwu gura salad
I'd order that erry time

>> No.17914099

>>17914056
I found it browsing /pol/ for Ukraine war webms it was kinda hot not gonna lie

>> No.17914230

>>17912248

It's more comparable to a doner kebab in the UK/Europe; it's something you order when you're trashed after a night out, or something that you order when you're sober and realize that you've made a terrible mistake.

>> No.17914734

>>17912127
You need to go to the counter and say exactly that: "Hey chef, ma te prendre une gaulvade extra graisseuse avec une mousehead tablette"

If they don't understand what you said, you're clearly not at an authentic place.

>> No.17914743

>>17912153
Pas de poutine saucisse, encore plus outrancié.

>> No.17916314

>>17913794
link it

>> No.17916542

>>17913212
>5% restaurant recovery charge
Why not just raise the prices? Hate this shit.

>> No.17916547

>>17911975
do the burgers even come with fries

>> No.17916723

>>17916547
No

>> No.17916752

>>17912371
KWAB

>> No.17916822

>>17912033
>Go to local "southern restaurant"
>Get fried chicken and catfish
>Receive order, looks good, smells good
>Bite it
>Both are completely flavorless
I can fucking SEE the herbs and spices in the breading, how the fuck is that even possible?

>> No.17916837

>>17911975
>Not calling it the Shrimpwreck Burger

>> No.17916888

>>17912127
Pas de paté chinois ou pet de soeur. De la criss de marde ça

>> No.17916922

>>17912248
canadian and I love breakfast poutine and "works" style poutine (the one you get at NYF). but otherwise they are mostly shite, yes.

>> No.17916934

>>17912176
Am I really on a board with people like this. How bizarre

>> No.17916946

>>17912127
Unironically Costco does better poutine than ~70% of places that do poutine. If the gravy is too dark or light you know they fucked up somehow.

>> No.17918420

>>17916888
une tourtière du lac

>> No.17920021

>>17912127
la>le

>> No.17920039

>>17916934
Welcome to 4channel.org, home of the mentally ill.

>> No.17920050
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17920050

>>17913658
>Do you know how the Cajuns first came into being? They were Acadians once, deported by dark powers...

>> No.17920061

>>17911975
This menu is how I imagine a pepe poster thinks.

>> No.17920595

>>17912127
No, our food is simple and easy to diy. If you want the authentic canadian expirence, eat a random assortment of foreign dishes and BBQ. Nanimo bars are to die for and aren't too hard to bake.

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Went here for the first time tonight, recently moved. Was bretty good

>> No.17920770

>land ho
wtf is a land ho. shouldnt it be land ahoy

>> No.17920780
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>>17920770
The English language is full of phrases with alternate forms.

>> No.17920933

>>17916822
Exactly my point

>> No.17921021

Over half the menu isn't seafood.

>>17911984
I laughed at "land ho" cuz I imagined some slut on the shoreline flashing her pussy at sailors.

>> No.17921147

>>17911975
This menu would be 10x funnier if the Buccaneer Burger was named "The Fuckaneer Burger" instead.

>> No.17921382

>>17912127
cheese curds are fucking gross
t. had poutine with normal cheddar today

>> No.17921416

>>17921147
Fuck an ear.