[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

File: 2.31 MB, 1280x960, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed May 25 14:19:14 2022 No.17892262 [Reply] [Original]

>open frozen box
>get pic
not entirely sure why this is allowed tbqh.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 14:20:45 2022 No.17892268 >>17892262 eat the sloppa u pig, and you will enjoy it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 14:22:20 2022 No.17892273 >>17892262 what just redistribute them. sometimes they shift like that, they arent glued on...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 14:22:37 2022 No.17892275 it's allowed because you were dumb enough to buy a frozen pizza, you get what you deserve

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 14:23:16 2022 No.17892278 >>17892262 Pizza gnomes fucked with your pizza again, anon. Make sure to check under your bed before you go to sleep. That's usually where they hide, waiting for you to let your guard down.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 14:24:40 2022 No.17892283 >>17892268 thank you chaim, truly you are my greatest ally.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 14:34:14 2022 No.17892318 >>17892262 It's called gravity bro.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 17:27:19 2022 No.17892867 >>17892262 >buy shitty pre-made food >It's shit No, who could have forsee this

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 17:33:43 2022 No.17892884 >>17892273 >redistribute the pepperoni commie

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 17:38:03 2022 No.17892909 >>17892262 wait, wht exactly is the problem?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 18:11:41 2022 No.17893037 Remember to degrease your pizza: https://youtu.be/H2A1qYpp4HA

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 18:16:15 2022 No.17893062 >>17892268 >>17892275 >>17892867 frozen 'za is honestly superior to fast food 'za

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 18:58:51 2022 No.17893234 File: 2.89 MB, 3264x2448, 20220405_183900.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17892262 That happened to me b4, I just moved the roni's

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 19:01:40 2022 No.17893242 >>17893234 >classic bro we literally had the same red baron pizza! how crazy is that haha.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 19:06:31 2022 No.17893260 >>17892262 pick up those 4 stragglers and move em over

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 19:06:45 2022 No.17893262 >>17893062 >’za I hope za retardation clears up bro

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 19:07:52 2022 No.17893267 >>17893260 absolutely maniacal.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 19:08:12 2022 No.17893270 >>17893262 >he's never had an authentic frozen jacks 'za you never had a childhood or a soul

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 19:08:31 2022 No.17893272 >>17892262 >"I put the frozen pizza vertically in the grocery bag, and it sat like that for 20 minutes before I was able to put it flat." I have no idea why this could be happening anon

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 20:38:30 2022 No.17893644 File: 172 KB, 1200x900, pizza_05_25.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17892262 I made pizza tonight

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 20:39:53 2022 No.17893649 >>17893644 what the fuck are you doing with that mile of crust, giving yourself a sponge bath?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 20:44:56 2022 No.17893667 File: 269 KB, 512x512, 1649211109757.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >wagie bags the fro' 'za vertically, ruining the topping distribution

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 20:45:59 2022 No.17893669 >>17893667 go easy on them they aren't paid enough to care

>>	Anonymous Wed May 25 20:46:23 2022 No.17893671 >>17892262 Just move the fucking pepperoni. JUST FUCKING MOVE IT YOU DUMB RETARD.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 04:49:14 2022 No.17895001 >>17893644 based

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 06:54:32 2022 No.17895317 >>17892262 First world problem.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 07:34:37 2022 No.17895405 File: 55 KB, 642x573, hasbulla.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17892262 I can't move the pepperoni, I must follow the instruktions on the back exactly!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 07:58:36 2022 No.17895447 >>17892262 >eat cheap junk food >surprised when it's cheap junk

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 10:15:45 2022 No.17895931 >>17893667 That's how they're displayed at the store. The game was rigged from the start...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 10:27:57 2022 No.17895983 >>17892268 that's not sloppa

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 10:37:12 2022 No.17896012 >>17895983 No one cares about the opinion of pedantic autists.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 11:45:51 2022 No.17896266 >>17892275 >you were dumb enough to buy a frozen pizza Takeout pizzas where I live are so bad that a frozen pizza is actually a trade up.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 11:47:46 2022 No.17896279 >>17892262 Just redistribute them over the pizza. Is it that hard?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 11:54:44 2022 No.17896312 >>17893667 >fro' 'za wrong it'd be either a 'zen 'za or a fro' pi' love a good fro' pi'

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:00:34 2022 No.17896344 >>17892262 Thee mega pep slices are for you, and the cheese slice is for your children

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:30:31 2022 No.17896445 File: 2.36 MB, 1600x900, 1653582622738.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17892262

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:32:53 2022 No.17896453 >>17892262 My brother likes cheese pizza (actual cheese pizza) so I actually prefer when this happens because it's easier to choose his half without having to pick off frozen pepperoni

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:36:40 2022 No.17896468 >>17892273 The chill of the ice binds the pepperoni

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:38:25 2022 No.17896475 >>17896468 Just put your thumb on it for 5 secs, or if you don't give a shit about germs just use your breath to heat it up enough to lift it up.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:39:56 2022 No.17896477 >>17896453 Doesn’t all pizza have cheese?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:42:43 2022 No.17896485 >>17896477 Yes, but he likes JUST cheese on it. No other toppings

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:43:23 2022 No.17896487 >>17896485 Fuck. No tomato sauce?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:44:06 2022 No.17896489 >>17896487 Sauce is fine, but he doesn't like much sauce. His preference is cripsy crust, extra cheese, and minimal sauce.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:48:37 2022 No.17896501 >>17896477 Pizza Mariana doesn’t have chee.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:51:00 2022 No.17896508 >>17896489 So a Margherita then?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:51:57 2022 No.17896512 >>17896508 >margherita >extra cheese it's glorified tomato jam toast.

Anonymous Thu May 26 12:53:44 2022 No.17896518
File: 2.07 MB, 3008x2000, 1633955868712.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>17896508
No, he would blanch at the sight of basil leaves

Also most marghertia pizza has not enough cheese for his preferences

Also he doesn't like chunky tomato sauce like most traditional marghertia pizza's would have.

Anonymous Thu May 26 12:56:38 2022 No.17896523

>>17892262
>purchase a box of pre-cooked pizza with toppings frozen
>came a thousand miles from some distribution to the store in a big truck
>then handled by staff to get on the shelves
>then carried around by you to buy it, take it out of the store, and bring it home
>act surprised when some of the toppings come loose
Just rearrange the pepperoni, or better yet don't buy this awful shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 12:56:45 2022 No.17896524 >>17896518 He should try a Quattro Formagii.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 13:06:50 2022 No.17896562 >>17896524 He's a fan of 4 and 5 cheese pizzas, but they can't be anything too exciting. No ricotta or similar.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 13:09:29 2022 No.17896569 File: 46 KB, 322x218, 1648704862534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I haven't had a 'za in more than a month. Maybe I'll get one on the weekend.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 13:16:28 2022 No.17896589 >>17896569 i'm thinking i'll order one for a late lunch or early dinner today $8 pepperoni deep dish

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 13:19:52 2022 No.17896601 File: 148 KB, 371x353, 1623129937649.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17896589 Noice. Have a good grub.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 13:27:47 2022 No.17896628 >>17892262 lol whats a guy like you gonna do about it?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 13:30:42 2022 No.17896636 >>17892273 this is the distribution that god intended, why would i go against his plan?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 15:34:02 2022 No.17897109 >>17893667 I’ll keep doing too if I see you walk in with shorts and a graphic tee

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 19:01:52 2022 No.17897931 >>17892262 >not buying it with additional pepperonis and adding more

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 19:34:13 2022 No.17898066 >>17893037 based

>>	Anonymous Thu May 26 20:48:00 2022 No.17898365 >>17892262 Take all the pepperonis off, and you'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 09:19:33 2022 No.17900454 File: 49 KB, 500x517, FQPp09QWUAEmsyi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 09:20:45 2022 No.17900457 >>17898365 > pepperonis *pepperoni

>>	Anonymous Fri May 27 09:20:52 2022 No.17900458 >>17900454 its under the cheese, ive seen them do that before and the one in the back has it under cheese

Advanced search
Text to find
Subject [?]Search by post subject. Leave empty for any.
Username [?]Search for user name. Leave empty for any user name.
Tripcode [?]Search for tripcode. Leave empty for any.
Email [?]Search by email. Leave empty for any.
Filename [?]Search by image filename. Leave empty for any.
From Date [?]Enter what date to start searching from. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
To Date [?]Enter what date to start searching until. Format is YYYY-MM-DD
Image hash
Search in	All Posts OPs Only
Deleted posts	Show all posts Show only deleted posts Only show non-deleted posts
Internal posts	Show all posts Show only internal posts Show only archived posts
Order	New posts first Old posts first
Capcode	All Posts Only by Users Only by Mods Only by Admins Only by Developers
Results	Posts Threads
Action	[ Simple ]