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Hot sauces

>inb4 reddit

I've had blair's mega death and bought ultra death. Where do I go after that for adjusting to heat?

Fav basic sauces: Frank's, Kaitai Fire

>> No.17885711

>>17885706
> *velcro scratches*

>> No.17885716

No memes the standard/original Blair's sauce is pretty delicious

>> No.17885717
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>>17885706
The ultimate breakfast sauce.

>> No.17885724

>>17885706
If you insist going hotter then that same company also sells extracts that are just pure heat and taste like shit

>> No.17885755
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17885755

>>17885706
Make your sauces as hot as you want them to be by adding the capsaicin yourself

>> No.17885758

>>17885724
>>17885755
I don't really see the point in spending time making something that's easily purchasable for a small fraction. It's also nice to try others constructed recipes and see what they're like.

>> No.17885810

>>17885717
Looks good, post more breakfast sauces for eggs, waffles, bacon, bfast burritos etc

>> No.17885908

>>17885706
Reddit

>> No.17885924
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DUUUUUDE

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>>17885706

>> No.17888555

Devil's Ejaculate, Satan's Cum, Fiery McHot's Cumsauce

>> No.17888558

>>17885706
>hating hot sauce is proof that faggot 4channers enjoy nothing

>> No.17888569

>i've had Pedophile Rapist Hot Diarrhea Anus Rape Volcano Manslaughter Death Sauce, and i'm working my way up to Niggerkiller Rapefuck Shiteating Hot Liquid Murder-Suicide Death Die Hell Sauce, what should I drink after that?

>> No.17888575

>>17888558
good hot sauce is tens of millions of scoville units lower than this gay shit
pain is not a flavor

>> No.17889002

Which el yucateco or other hot sauce to get?
I have never had anything but Sriracha.
Please no cringe assblasster eXXXtreme shit.

>> No.17889142

>>17888575
But then what does a knuckle sandwich taste like?

>> No.17889190

>>17889002
There's more than one flavor? I though they were all lead seasoned.

>> No.17889195

>>17885758
Holy fuck, leave ck you numale retard.

>> No.17889198

I like Tabasco.

>> No.17889200

>>17889190
>lead
source or schizo

>> No.17889259

>>17889190
>>17889200
nvm I found it https://sci-hub.se/10.1080/03601234.2013.774226
They only had one El Yucateco and that was ~0.03 ppm
Not great, not terrible

>> No.17889581

>>17889200
>>17889259
Yeah it was higher before they did damage control.

https://www.unlv.edu/news/article/study-hidden-dangers-hot-sauce

>> No.17889610

>>17885706
This shit is great. My mum got me a bottle for my birthday but I haven't been able to find it since. I have to settle for Frank's extra hot from Aldi

>> No.17889631

ITT Dumbericans somehow thinking heat is flavour.
This is American education gone mad.

>> No.17889669

>>17889631
I get pleasure from the fiery shits stinging my rectum on their way out.

>> No.17889703

>>17889669
>rectum
Focusing on the rectum. This is what leftist education gives you. Wow. Just put chopped chili on your ring if that's what gets you off.

>> No.17889740

>>17888569
>he hasn't had Chairman OW!'s Great Heat Forward which is over 70 million on the scoville scale.

You'll know the bottle when you see the little asian guy sitting on a toilet firing missiles out of his ass.

>> No.17889754

>>17889703
Its not the same =(

>> No.17889766

>>17888432
I've been watching this guys YouTube shorts he's pretty good

>> No.17889986

>>17889631
The heat of the sauce cooks the anus.

>> No.17890014

>>17889002
The green one is good.

>> No.17890063

Once you have tried those extrem, disgusting, extract sauces you realize that flavor always trumps heat.

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>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Sphincter Searer" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Lady Satan's Boobs Butt Taint and Grundle Nocturnal Discharge XXXX Flame Skull Grim Reaper Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "Anal Andy's Extra Rectom Excavator Sauce" will make its debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

>> No.17890122

>>17888575
Whilst I agree with your statement these faggots act like enjoying all hot sauces is something to be ashamed of. The most I have regularly is cholula

>> No.17890124

>>17890067
Rent
Free

>> No.17890134

>>17890124
You don't need to be obsessed to to know this pasta is funny as fuck. Could do with a better image.

>> No.17890135

>>17890067
kek post another

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Unironically the Fakku sauce was pretty alright.
Pretty generic and you paid out the ass for a meme label, but all things considered I'd be buying it again if they still sold it.

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>>17888575
OTOH tobasco and sriracha are for children. My perfect spot is around 100-500k SHU.

And then there's picrelated, one drop of which will turn a bowl of bland soup or stew into a bowl of hot spicy soup or stew, and being a tiny 3ml bottle you can just have it with you, to deal with way too bland meals.

>> No.17890778

>>17890063
Not exactly. Flavor and heat are independent.

Proper amount of heat (not too much) can definitely enhance flavor, but then there are hot sauces (da bomb, looking at you) that outright stink, and taste of dishwashing liquid.

>> No.17890886

Newfag. Op cannot inb4 you retard.

>> No.17890930

>>17889195
What are you talking about faggot? You're telling people to add basically mace to their hot sauces

>> No.17890933

>>17889631
bri'ish have to soak their fish n chips in malted milk or they're too spicy.

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>>17885706
this that is all.

>> No.17891080

>>17890560
It's a sauce called "Gringo Bandito" which was re-labeled.

>> No.17891199

>>17890886
He just did. Go liek Mudkips somewhere else.

>> No.17891211

>>17890939
this but el pato

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GOOD MORNING SIRS :))

>> No.17891226

>>17891080
The one made by the Offspring guy?

>> No.17891312

>>17888432
This guy is actually pretty based

>> No.17891318

>>17885706
That's it, man. Blair's is the best shit you can get. Everything else is marketing memes, honestly.

>> No.17891352

what is the point of something hotter than tabasco or sriracha?
you feel no flavor, it just burns

>> No.17891428

>>17891352
I mostly use the meme carolina reaper sauces when cooking whole lot of stuff that needs to be hot, mostly because doing so is quite bit cheaper thanks to you needing less sauce to get a proper heat level. Other than that their only uses are basically
>i have burned off my taste receptors with weaker sauces and now satan's ass rape 40000 is the only thing that tastes like anything
>my testosterone levels are comparable to a pre-teen girl and i use death sauce 1 million to overcompensate this
>i am a masochist and get sexual pleasure from the burning feel that drinking blazing sun uranium edition (featuring pepper x) brings