/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17871935]

Ausfags, did they put your onions on top or below when you went to vote today?

[Anonymous No.17872026]

>hot dog bun

I would flip my shit if this is all they had.

[Anonymous No.17872027]

i voted early but i'm going to cook myself a snag tonight i think

[Anonymous No.17872030]

do you not eat mayonnaise down there?

[Anonymous No.17872056]

>>17872030
Yes, but sticky white stuff only goes in tacos by law.

[Anonymous No.17872061]

Haven't voted in years, currently up to 550 in unpaid fines

[Anonymous No.17872068]

>>17872030
That is for chicken salad sandwiches where it acts as glue for the lettuce, mayo has no taste and brings nothing to a snag

[Anonymous No.17872069]

>>17872030
not on a sausage
the standard options are
>tomato sauce
>barbecue sauce
>mustard

[Anonymous No.17872070]

>>17871935
>tfw they were charging $3 for a single sausage this year
inflation has gone too far

[Anonymous No.17872080]

>>17872070
Mine was free. "Thanks for voting," they said. I told them it was only an informal vote to avoid getting a fine, and they didn't look real happy.

[Anonymous No.17872085]

>>17871935
Below of course - safety first.

[Anonymous No.17872088]

>>17872061
Same. Love ya work mate

[Anonymous No.17872090]

>>17872061
Based

[Anonymous No.17872097]

>>17872061
You're really not allowed to vote just because you have some outstanding fines? Why do you guys put up with shit like that?

[Anonymous No.17872104]

>>17872097
no, you get fined for not voting.

[Anonymous No.17872226]

>>17872056
outstanding.

[Anonymous No.17872229]

>>17871935
they put them down under

[Anonymous No.17872234]

>went early because mum was working today and didn't want to walk over
>didn't get my snag
first federal election too, I feel ripped off

[Anonymous No.17872250]

>>17871935
>he votes
ngmi

[Anonymous No.17872318]

Ausfags, why aren't you stringing up your politicians on lamp posts?

[Anonymous No.17872326]

>>17872318
Because the majority of us voted them in and support their politics and actions.

[Anonymous No.17872329]

>>17872326
Ah, well, sucks to be you then.

[Anonymous No.17872336]

>>17872318
They're pretty cool except for Scott Bothersome and Peter Shit-On. Just vote Labor and half of those will resign. Too late for people who didn't think it through, though. Polling stations are closed.

[Anonymous No.17872359]

>>17872336
>Polling stations are closed.
there's still 7 minutes, it's not too late!

[Anonymous No.17872372]

>>17871935
I voted early but if this thread is still up by the time I talk to somebody that did vote on election day I will ask them

[Anonymous No.17872373]

>>17872097
Fined for not voting, shit's fucked, they are forcing people who can't possibly understand the decisions they are making to make those decisions anyway

[Anonymous No.17872379]

they told me that I couldn't have a sausage if I didn't vote
>tfw not allowed to vote
not allowed to eat either I guess

[Anonymous No.17872382]

>bribed by a hotdog
Sad.

[Anonymous No.17872384]

>>17872379
underageb8

[Anonymous No.17872386]

>my local school never has a snag sizzle
Is this a common thing?
Voted One Nation btw

[Anonymous No.17872389]

>>17872384
Loads of non-citizens are living in this country, anon.

[Anonymous No.17872391]

>>17872384
no anon it's just that my permanent residency application is still processing

[Anonymous No.17872393]

[Anonymous No.17872395]

>>17872386
It should have a sausage sizzle or a cake stall, preferably both. Do not trust a polling station with neither.

[Anonymous No.17872425]

>>17872386
>>17872395
Schools have it as a fundrasier beacuse they don't get enough funding.

[Anonymous No.17872431]

>>17871935
I postal voted so my sausage was had at home today. I put the onions in a ROLL, and they go on top and below.
>>17872097
no, he means he keeps racking up fines for not voting.

[Anonymous No.17872443]

>>17872386
Why vote One Nation? A whole bunch of competent experienced politicians have peeled away from the Libs because the Libs weren't representing One Nation values, which is what they (incorrectly) consider to be the true definition of conservatism. You could have voted for them. One Nation politicians are ragtag morons who will never get their agenda moving.

[Anonymous No.17872466]

>>17871935
That feeling when it's not going to be easy under Albanese, sad times

[Anonymous No.17872469]

>>17872466
anything is easier than the bullshit scott morrison made us put up with

[Anonymous No.17872803]

i was a casual at a polling station today and they were even doing bacon and eggs rolls and brownies and cupcakes, shit was cash

[Anonymous No.17872855]

>>17872104
>>17872373
Wow. In England, you need a loicense to do anything. In Australia, apparently you need a loicense NOT to do something. Is this the Anglo's final form?

[Anonymous No.17872859]

wish we got a sausage for voting here

[Anonymous No.17872866]

>>17871935
Do Aussies really get free hot dogs for voting? Here in America, we just get a "¡Yo Voté!" sticker.

[Anonymous No.17872869]

>>17872061
Can you write in names? Just vote for Trump and get your free sosig, mate.

[Anonymous No.17872870]

>>17872030
Reminder thst mayonnaise friend has a mental disorder, and to disregard them completely
https://archived.moe/ck/search/text/mayonnaise/

[Anonymous No.17872876]

>>17872373
anon, wtf do you think it means to turn 18

[Anonymous No.17872915]

>>17872866
>Free
I don't know about that, had to pay $3 a sausage

[Anonymous No.17872924]

>>17872870
I think Mayo-chan is actually an AI whose circuitry got fried after a sysadmin spilled some mayonnaise in the server room.

[Anonymous No.17873082]

>>17872876
What ideologies do you think benefit from mandatory voting anon, tip, it's not liberty or conservatism.

[Anonymous No.17873095]

>>17871935
They didn't have onions at my voting place. Snag tasted like shit too

[Anonymous No.17873118]

>>17872373
yeah democracy is retarded it's true

[Anonymous No.17873132]

I voted for Pauline for the lulz

[Anonymous No.17873137]

>>17873118
I agree but making it mandatory is even more retarded, at least with optional voting the people doing it might have put in at least the tiniest bit of thought

[Anonymous No.17873143]

>>17872855
NSW also bans any non car vehicle and adds thousands in car rego fees. Aus govt is a scam

[Anonymous No.17873149]

>>17873137
It's supposed to push people to learn, but instead we act like toddlers and find the funniest way to put in invalid votes

[Anonymous No.17873179]

>>17873132
you're not sposta do that anon

[Anonymous No.17873201]

>>17871935
>Voting

[Anonymous No.17873252]

>>17872061
Legend. I was too hungover to be bothered personally kek

[Anonymous No.17873285]

>>17873082
Why don't people want to vote for your ideology?

[Anonymous No.17873322]

>>17872443
>Why vote One Nation?
I thought I'd have a better chance at getting a hot dog, maybe some extra topping. only time will tell

[Anonymous No.17873586]

>>17873082
Just look at election campaigns in USA, where a significant part of the strategies is to persuade the wrong people to not bother turning up. It's grotesque. With mandatory voting, if you choose not to vote by making your vote invalid, that really is your choice.