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You will never be a man unless you open your next beer like this.

>> No.17864780

Beer is for children.
Real men drink whisky.

>> No.17865059
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17865059

Those are screw off tops...

>> No.17865071

>>17865059
Maybe you should do like them, bitch

>> No.17865073

>>17865059
Made me laugh

>> No.17865084
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>>17864772
>>17865059

>> No.17865102
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17865102

U. S. Will NEVER learn.

>> No.17865141

>>17864772
>>17865102
I was in Turkey for work once and one of the guys I was hanging out with apologized he didn't have a bottle opener, like it was the end of the world. I did the car key trick while hiding the key in my palm and he acted like it was sorcery.

>> No.17865167

I enjoy getting fucked in the ass by men and I open beer either like that or against a concrete curb or some similar thing.
This is not some feat of traditional manliness and you're a faggot if you think it is.

>> No.17865175

>>17865167
also I'm trans not sure if that matters

>> No.17865177

Use a lighter like a real man.

>> No.17865180

>>17865177
Who wears a lighter? Are you a caveman?

>> No.17865183

>>17864772
I just bite the tops off and spit them into my wife's sister's vagina for extra texture when I fuck her later.

>> No.17865191

>>17864772
>hurdur I open my beer with my ballsack
you can open a beer with any kind of corner and leverage
a fucking child could do it

>> No.17865192
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>>17865180
He's clearly implying you're supposed to man your flak lighter and blow the cap off with an 8.8 rifle.

>> No.17865206

>>17865175
Nope. Just a straight-up homosexual.

>>17865177
Don't smoke.

>> No.17865232

>>17864772
I keep a bottle opener on my keychain because I am a human and use tools to make my life easier.

>> No.17865237

>>17865183
That is a LIE

>> No.17865242

>>17865141
Can you teach me your magic, anon?

>> No.17865247

>>17865232
I use apple ID to open my doors and start my car. Tools are ancient

>> No.17865253

>>17865247
*hacks your car*
*drinks a fifth of vodka*
*gets dared to drive*
*drives it off a bridge*
*drown with my girl in the trunk*

>> No.17865255
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>>17864780
Those left haggard drink it all...

>> No.17865265

>>17865242
It doesn't really work with the new slotted ones, so it has to be bladed. You slip the key lengthwise under the bottlecap and squeeze it tight against the thick muscly part of your palm at the base of your thumb. If it doesn't come off in one jerk, you turn the bottle by a quarter and it should peel off in the second try.
Hold on tight to the bottle, though.

>> No.17865266

>>17864780
Sorry you didn’t have a dad, anon.

>> No.17865361

>>17865237
Sounds legit to me.

>> No.17865373

>>17864772
>you will never be a fatass
da,mm,,,

>> No.17865400

>>17865232
Lmao this pussy uses tools. The invention of fire turned us all into fucking pussies.

>> No.17865422

>>17865232
I think it makes you even more human to smash the bottle with a rock or stick you find on the ground. just like our ancestors did when they wanted a cold beer

>> No.17865432

>>17865422
Weak genes. My ancestors used their rock hard dicks.

>> No.17866627
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>>17864772
>>17865177
>He doesn't own a bottle opener lighter
ngmi

>> No.17866631

>not opening beers with your multipurpose cleaver

>> No.17866670

>>17864772
i have a bottle opener on my key chain and a victorinox in my car so i guess i get the last beer

>> No.17866796

>>17864772
>equating masculinity with a substances that emasculates men
kys degenerate faggot limp wristed alkie

>> No.17866828
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17866828

The everyday, everywhere, no matter what even if you have just one beer patricians choice.

>> No.17866846

>he doesn't open beer bottles with his eye socket

wow, bunch of faggots itt

>> No.17867028
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>>17864772
>he doesnt have a FRED on his keychain
ngmi

>> No.17867111

>>17864772
I use my teeth

>> No.17867241

>been enough of an alky that i've done this instead of drive home to get a bottle opener
>ended up spilling it all over the floor
fucken worked though
self-loathing was off the charts

>> No.17867242
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17867242

Not my problem

>> No.17867251

>>17864772
Just use your teeth you faggot.

>> No.17867253

>>17867242
>Slips and gets broken glass in the beer bottle in your path

>> No.17867281

>>17864772
>>17864780
>You're not a real man unless you CONSOOM the correct product like I do!
I bet you've never been in a fight in your lives.

>> No.17867385
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17867385

I have never drunken beer in my life, I rarely consume alcohol, I have only ever consumed wine at communion and one time when I was a kid and my sister tricked me into drinking it.

>> No.17867393

>>17867385
Virgin

>> No.17867395

>>17867385
Yeah I'm 29 and it never really drew me in. I'll drink a beer when taking a girl out to a bar or pub (which is unfortunately very rare these days) but that's about it.

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>>17867385

>> No.17867417

>>17864772
I use a saber

>> No.17867437
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>>17867417
I'd risk it and use a lancer.

>> No.17867440

>>17867385
Based anon.

>> No.17867443
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>>17867437
>*dies of bad luck in your path*

>> No.17867445

>>17867385
King

>> No.17867475

>>17867281
Telling people what to consume is kind of bad, telling them how to consume them is giga cancer

>> No.17867495

>>17864772
>drinking beer over hard liquor
>wanting a bunch of calories for only a little bit of a buzz

>> No.17867496

>>17864772
I'm a woman? :3

>> No.17867497

>>17865180
>Are you a caveman
Yes

>> No.17867515

>>17867385
meh, you're not missing much. If you don't get blackout drunk in your teens/early twenties you missed the boat and there's no point honestly.

>> No.17867517

>>17864772
you will never be a man if you haven't opened a beer with your seatbelt

>> No.17867614

I either use my mora or if it's ill advised to pull out a knife, I use the 4in cresent wrench on my keyring

>> No.17867633

>>17864772
>>17866828
>>17867242
Just looking at those pictures gives me physical pain

>> No.17867639

>>17865183
This is the chad way of doing it.

>> No.17867641

>>17867495
Just don't really care to get drunk anymore after experiencing stimulants. Feels like shit to be able to observe yourself getting slower

>> No.17867655

>>17864772
Fuck drunktards.

>> No.17867658

>>17864772
*teleports behind you*
A NU CHEEKI BREEKI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zb_brkbtKQ

>> No.17867702

>>17867614
>the 4in cresent wrench on my keyring
What a tool.

>> No.17867713

>>17864780
>Real men drink whisky.
Best way to be cool in college is to sip scotch at a party where everyone else is pounding keystone light and having fun

>> No.17867716

>>17865141
>he acted like it was sorcery.
They really believe in sorcery over there

>> No.17867759

>>17867385
how or why tho?
you literally need to drink alcohol in order to get anywhere in life
you cant get a job promotion, have a good work life, make friends or get laid without it and people are very distrusting of strict non-drinkers

>> No.17867762

>>17864772
I just use a lighter like a normal person

>> No.17867764

>>17866627
Literally every bic is a bottle opener if you want it to be.

>> No.17867771

>>17867759
>socializing with coworkers
Eww. What are you, some kind of sales degen?

>> No.17867836

>>17864772
This. Open every beer like this except for the last of the current round, which you open by hooking the bottle cap on the wall of the beer crate and pressing down on it.

>> No.17867861
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>>17865059
>but they are haaaaaard

>> No.17867875

>>17865141
bro
went to ethiopia for work
engineer i was talking to said the lake was drying up because witches
just sayin

dont let donald trump turn america into an uneducated terror state ok?

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>>17864772
I've opened those beers with my fucking teeth. Pls go, child.

>> No.17867943

>>17867875
Go back to ethiopia

>> No.17867947

>>17867876
I used to too but apparently you can fuck up your teeth after some time

>> No.17868025

>>17867943
funny but
trump town is fucked up

>> No.17868026

>>17864772
I just smash the top off on a nearby hard object. I've gotten so good at it that I only occasionally break it in a way that's sharp and cuts my lips.

>> No.17868035

>>17867876
Based retard

>> No.17868084

>>17867028
I'd rather eat with my hands than a fred just give me a p51

>> No.17868097

>>17867947
Seen a dude chip his teeth doing this.
I just use the D-insert shape of a doorjam plate like a bottle opener.
Works every time, and you're never short of doorframes.

>> No.17868168

>>17864772
My beer doesn't have soy IPA caps.

>> No.17868175
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>>17867251
your problem

>> No.17868176

>>17867759
Yes you can, you just need to do work instead of bullshitting like you.
>there's NO work in Saudi Arabia
lel

>> No.17868617

>>17867242
>chips your table

>> No.17868702

>>17868617
Not my problem

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>>17865071
Really? Nothing?

>> No.17868722

>>17867861
Wouldn't it be easier just to get a rubber grip?

>> No.17868724

>>17864772
Real men bite off the neck then boof it by shoving the whole bottle up their ass.

>> No.17869140

I understand that it's just about exerting the right amount of pressure with an object towards the cap, BUT I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT.
Either I rip apart the object I use to attempt to open the bottle with
Or the object just misses the cap after exerting some pressure
I have accepted my fate...

>> No.17869178

>>17867716
>>17867875
He was from the European side of the Bosphorus. One of those guys who still had a portrait of Ataturk on the wall of his dining room and proudly preached about how Turkey was pulled out of the backwards culture from the Ottoman era.
I think he just liked magic tricks.

>> No.17869197 [DELETED] 

cum inside my pussy please you big manly man

>> No.17869201

>>17864772
you put two beers in one hand and hit one of hem with the heel of your foot to get the other one flying off

>> No.17869328

>>17866828
This is what I've always done. I always have my keys.

>> No.17869385

>>17864772
Just use your teeth

>> No.17869400

>>17867242
this is my go to

>> No.17870125
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>>17865177
>t. berliner
go drink your fucked up beer and lemonade mixers

>> No.17870200

>>17864772
I just use the closest lighter

>> No.17870221

>>17870125
>beer and lemonade mixers
Hey Im fucking canuck but that sounds good.

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>>17870200
n the year 2022, no one smokes cigarettes, instead they vape, use snuff.
Lighters are so 90s

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>>17870221
I always knew there was a spiritual connection between leafs and germans
>captcha WXMAN

>> No.17870238

>>17867861
soybot, help me...

>> No.17870239

>>17868176
It's possible, but a charismatic person who meets the baseline competency standard is far more likely to be promoted than a more merited person who lacks charm.

>> No.17870298
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I'm good at basically everything I try so I let others do silly tricks like that to boost their ego, it's fun and makes them less jealous. In fact I see such simple display of leverage below me.

>> No.17870322

>>17870125
>>t. berliner
Not the same guy but an actual Berliner. But what the fuck Brudi