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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Thu May 19 04:27:57 2022 No.17863295 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 04:29:52 2022 No.17863300 File: 2.85 MB, 540x540, turkish food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 07:02:30 2022 No.17863605 File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, 1652958138101.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 07:04:23 2022 No.17863608 >>17863295 i swear ive seen like 3 webm threads on here since this morning

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 08:43:03 2022 No.17863861 someone just turned 14

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 08:46:55 2022 No.17863870 >>17863605 The heat from the egg cooka da pasta.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 08:54:45 2022 No.17863887 >>17863605 >nuked it for 30 seconds should have stuck his head in there for an hour or two just for breaking the noodles

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 09:12:06 2022 No.17863935 >>17863605 Imagine making a webm for stale /ck/ memeing only to showcase how weak you are

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 10:22:47 2022 No.17864100 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, bøfsandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 10:23:54 2022 No.17864106 File: 2.91 MB, 472x796, 1590335690868.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 10:25:00 2022 No.17864109 File: 2.91 MB, 456x574, 1590328353258.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 10:26:55 2022 No.17864114 File: 64 KB, 719x688, 1625648553627.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17864106 Why do they always just keep going in these videos

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 10:54:02 2022 No.17864190 File: 2.97 MB, 640x360, nusret tartare.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 10:56:00 2022 No.17864195 >>17864190 >that will be $120+tax+tip good sir

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 11:08:20 2022 No.17864228 >>17864106 >el boxado de las munchas

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 11:12:20 2022 No.17864240 >>17864190 That might be the worst plating I have ever seen

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 12:31:57 2022 No.17864518 >>17864240 It's hilariously bad, ten fucking minutes of faffing about and he plops that down in front of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 12:46:38 2022 No.17864578 >>17864190 what is it with turks and trolling you with food?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 12:48:20 2022 No.17864584 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 16:10:48 2022 No.17865372 >>17863605 Everything bagel seasoning is actually based as fuck on pasta and rice. Shame about the rest of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 19:43:44 2022 No.17866322 File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, eleven madison park.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 20:04:47 2022 No.17866397 File: 2.80 MB, 1280x720, noodle ride.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 23:39:15 2022 No.17867235 >>17866397 Looks like fun

>>	Anonymous Thu May 19 23:45:36 2022 No.17867255 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 1644182119507.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 00:57:51 2022 No.17867501 >>17863605 >ogre thumb explains everything

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 01:02:04 2022 No.17867511 >>17863605 was cool until he microwaved it pussy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 01:03:50 2022 No.17867513 >>17864114 I believe that's called following a recipe. Why would you stop if you haven't finished making the final product? I think it's more that you think the intended product is excessive.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 01:18:17 2022 No.17867549 >>17867255 god I wish that were me

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 05:28:30 2022 No.17868052 File: 22 KB, 168x135, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17863605

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 05:43:10 2022 No.17868075 >>17863295 any biologists here? how long does the critter actually stay alive? fuckign asians have absolutely no empathy man fuck. why not kill him first

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 05:43:58 2022 No.17868076 File: 1.32 MB, 1160x653, 04084940980.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17863605 I'd recognize that thumb anywhere

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 05:48:48 2022 No.17868088 File: 489 KB, 500x300, 1631340682657.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17867255 maybe someday I'll have a muscle maid that makes me a nice lunch and smiles when I enjoy it

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 05:58:23 2022 No.17868111 >>17863295 >its says no flash >flash anyway

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 06:59:19 2022 No.17868216 File: 111 KB, 720x380, Screenshot_2022-05-20-12-58-47-61_99c04817c0de5652397fc8b56c3b3817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17863295

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 07:05:43 2022 No.17868235 >>17864100 Do amerimutts really?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 07:07:40 2022 No.17868239 File: 640 KB, 1400x2114, DSC_1427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17864100 That guy will be a guest chef at my restaurant later this year. What should I say to him? We had Kolbeck recently. Really and down to earth guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 07:08:18 2022 No.17868241 >>17868235 what, you don't like mayonnaise?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 07:12:36 2022 No.17868255 >>17864240 I like the little dollops of mayonnaise

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 07:14:41 2022 No.17868260 File: 2.94 MB, 528x422, make me one with everything.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17864190 I would simply get up and leave

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 07:20:12 2022 No.17868280 >>17864190 All I hear in my head is a loud "PLOP"

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 07:27:54 2022 No.17868299 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, feeding time.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17868280 Based plopposter https://youtu.be/s37u_o-pJzQ

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 07:43:18 2022 No.17868345 File: 2.98 MB, 800x450, gourmet sausage.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 07:46:00 2022 No.17868352 File: 2.41 MB, 202x360, big wok.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17868345 Putin needs to get off his ass and push the damn button already.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 07:53:26 2022 No.17868374 >>17866322 OK but where is the food?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 08:21:47 2022 No.17868436 >>17868299 >they actually use a trowel this is more retarded than when you get served on a roof tile or a piece of guttering

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 08:27:13 2022 No.17868452 >>17868436 Given the amount of food, a trowel actually DOES make sense mechanically. I can think of a list of things which are significantly more retarded that I could see being used as a gimmick to transport food.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 08:30:56 2022 No.17868466 >>17868345 Americans are disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 08:34:05 2022 No.17868473 >>17863295 >oh no... my brains...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 08:36:32 2022 No.17868482 >>17868052 sus

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 08:45:26 2022 No.17868508 >>17868052 thunder thumbs

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 08:54:20 2022 No.17868539 >>17868352 >>17868466 As much as I like to dunk on fat Americans myself, this is a German women from some of these poorly scripted "reality-tv" shows

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 09:19:10 2022 No.17868606 >>17868345 Is that the same hamplanet that makes that disgusting concoction of dough, jars of tomato sauce, 3kg of cheese, hotdogs and various chocolate products?

Anonymous Fri May 20 09:28:32 2022 No.17868628
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>>17868345
>>17868539
We know.
I think it's really funny that they are still managing to cast women who are actually that obese for it, though.
"Looking for incredibly fat woman to act in show making fun of incredibly fat women and the trash they eat"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfmyHWDNjeM

Dome ain't wearing a fatsuit. She's that disgusting and malnourished in real life even if the show itself is scripted

Anonymous Fri May 20 09:43:38 2022 No.17868682

>>17868628
this is absolutely fucking alien to me i have no idea of what is actually going
why are there girls in glass tubes ?
why is a barely clothed woman sat there?
why are these guys admiring this guy eating pasta?
why do they look so concerned ?
why is he enjoying the pasta so much?
is this what the crowd came to see?
i am sop confused

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 09:55:37 2022 No.17868712 >>17868239 Tell him he puts too much gravy on his hamburgers

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 10:20:34 2022 No.17868784 >>17868628 imagine the borderline retard subhuman mental capabilties necessary to believe anyone cooks like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 11:12:18 2022 No.17868936 File: 2.93 MB, 540x542, RICE COOKER Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 11:42:17 2022 No.17869030 File: 2.88 MB, 360x640, Asian Top Pop Corn.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 11:43:44 2022 No.17869033 File: 2.83 MB, 640x400, What Would Jesus Do.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 11:45:58 2022 No.17869039 >>17868936 Why does this look like a fucking snuff film

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 12:19:57 2022 No.17869136 File: 512 KB, 540x960, 7045692599839067439.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 13:33:40 2022 No.17869447 >>17863300 The camera man should be shot.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 14:50:19 2022 No.17869753 >>17869039 It is for the chicken

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 15:09:26 2022 No.17869832 File: 2.92 MB, 960x540, 1550863842586.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy fuck what a sweaty match.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 15:57:06 2022 No.17870002 >>17866322 >carrot tartare lmfao

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 16:17:46 2022 No.17870069 >>17864190 That's just disrespectful. He shouldn't be allowed to cook anywhere ever, maybe just throw him in prison desu what the hell.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 16:18:16 2022 No.17870071 >>17869832 great tekkers by egg fort

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 16:22:31 2022 No.17870087 >>17864100 >burger is already too large to handhold and take a bite out of >covers it in searing hot sauce Knife and fork it is

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 16:22:39 2022 No.17870088 >>17868345 who this bitch think she fooling with those 2 plates lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri May 20 17:06:46 2022 No.17870246 >>17864100 What's the point of covering it in sauce? It's not even a burger anymore. It's just meat and bread covered in sauce.

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