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[Anonymous No.17849883]

What's the best hangover cure /ck/?

[Anonymous No.17849889]

>>17849883
Drink one of these are the hangover instantly vanishes

[Anonymous No.17849890]

>>17849883
>water
>egg
all you need

[Anonymous No.17849893]

2 glasses of warm water, a banana, and a hot bath.

[Anonymous No.17849947]

>>17849883
not drinking literal poison

[Anonymous No.17849961]

>>17849883
Ice cubes in rectum.
The cold shrinks blood vessels and delays alcohol intake.

[Anonymous No.17849963]

there is no cure
at the very least you'll be fatigued and you'll have a hard time focusing on stuff and your mind will be sluggish. even assuming no headache or stomach ache
the only thing that'll help is a solid meal, a solid shit and a solid nap. but you'll need at least a few hours of time before you feel like sleeping again so you're stuck with hangover either way.

[Anonymous No.17849987]

Dick

[Anonymous No.17849992]

gatorade and aspirin

[Anonymous No.17850003]

>>17849883
Seriously ? More beer, failing that slowly roasted sausage and bacon with katsup

[Anonymous No.17850142]

>>17849883
Good genetics

[Anonymous No.17850149]

>>17849883
stop drinking

[Anonymous No.17850150]

>>17849883
Drinking a fuckton of water before you black out

[Anonymous No.17850157]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q56r1t-FNb8&ab_channel=namriahceciv

[Anonymous No.17850168]

Hair of the dog. I tend to just do a bloody mary and a few aspirin. Have a glass of water with it.

[Anonymous No.17850191]

uhhhh

[Anonymous No.17850216]

>fruit juice/sports drink
>whatever food you can manage to eat at the moment, preferably salty
>plenty of water
>one beer every 2-3 hours until bedtime

[Anonymous No.17850235]

>>17850150
this

[Anonymous No.17850251]

bacon and eggs always gets me right

[Anonymous No.17850262]

>>17849883
Not drinking too excess is the best hangover cure.

[Anonymous No.17850263]

Young doctors and med students at my hospital used to set up an IV with a liter of saline for themselves after a night of drinking. It was supposedly effective as a hangover prevention.
The practice was cracked down upon after one drunken fella managed to put the catheter in his vein but fell asleep before hooking it up to the bag of saline so he almost bled to death through that tiny little tube over the next many hours.

>>17850157
I miss that guy

[Anonymous No.17850474]

>>17849883
Unironically weed lmao

[Anonymous No.17850478]

This thread gets made every single Monday morning and sometimes on other weekday mornings by people who are especially huge losers

[Anonymous No.17850548]

>>17850263
How many fucking times are you gonna post that story

[Anonymous No.17850550]

>>17850478
What? All the Druk threads make it seem like these people are having the time of their lives and not destroying their lives

[Anonymous No.17850576]

>>17849883
nac before drinking

[Anonymous No.17850589]

>>17850478
And you always post in them. Muslim or just insecure? Time will tell lmao

[Anonymous No.17850776]

>>17850576
I take NAC every morning. Amazing supplement

[Anonymous No.17850911]

>>17849883
anal sex

[Anonymous No.17850969]

Double Big One with no onions and extra pickles, a side of spicy fries, and a root beer.

This exact order will bring anyone back from the brink of death

[Anonymous No.17850975]

>>17850969

Forgot pic. Without it, 95% of you will have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.17850984]

>>17849947
Based. Alcohol = toxic.

[Anonymous No.17850994]

>>17849883
Meth

[Anonymous No.17851027]

>>17850150
this. piss the bed for bonus points

[Anonymous No.17851036]

>>17849883
converting to Islam

[Anonymous No.17851051]

Eating a banana or two and drinking a fuck ton of water before and during drinking helps a lot too.

[Anonymous No.17851069]

prairie oyster & sparkling water

[Anonymous No.17851095]

I just had two ibuprofen and sparkling water. It works.
T. Daily alcoholic

[Anonymous No.17851648]

beer

[Anonymous No.17851682]

Nac 30 mins before drinking. Lots of sleep and watter. Prepare for bubbly morning shits.

[Anonymous No.17851697]

Your favorite fast food. Alternatively bacon and eggs

[sauSAGE No.17851719]

>>17850589
No, he's here to mock you.
But your brain is so rotted by alcohol that it's going over your head.
lol

[Anonymous No.17851747]

>>17850548
every time the subject comes up

[Anonymous No.17853349]

>>17849883
a bottle of sprite and a blt/bacon, egg sandwich.

[Anonymous No.17853532]

>water
>coffee
>featureman burger (just potatoes, onion and halved pound of ground beef; I add salt pepper, cayenne and worcestershire)
>deenz omelette
>olives
>almonds
>bananas
>bloody mess
>if you have gf eat or at least motorboat both her ass and boobs and cum in her somehow
>jerk off at least 7 times also
>hot shower
>pedialyte
>vitamin c, folic acid, milk thistle, vitamin b12, D, a childrens chewable, magnesium
>calmag c
>lay in bed all day
I personally watch mr bean, dick tracy, 30 rock, Townsend's and glen and friends. I also burn one and listen to mama's and papa's, a pre-boomer group.

[Anonymous No.17853575]

>>17853532
forgot alka-seltzer, Maria cookies, ginger ale, zinc and a shot of apple cider vinegar in water. >deenz omelette has spinach. burger is made with a good huwhole huwheat bread

[Anonymous No.17853590]

>>17849883
Eggs and pickle juice.

[Anonymous No.17853609]

>>17853532
You just copied that from the CDC website.

[Anonymous No.17854147]

followed by a pint of water, 2 paracetamol and a monster energy

[Anonymous No.17854155]

I have been hungover so bad i needed to shit and i stepped out of bed and and released my bowels there and got back into bed to pass out for 2 hrs before work

[Anonymous No.17854158]

>>17854147
Try switching the paracetamol for a cup of strong coffee or something else with caffeine. Thank me later.

[Anonymous No.17854187]

>>17849883
Also my uvula gets really swollen after I've drank, what's a cure for that ?

[Anonymous No.17854200]

>>17849947
That is prevention not cure.You would know this if you didn’t have fetal alcohol syndrome so I understand why you are so upset

[Anonymous No.17854210]

>>17854187
try an NSAID or antihistamine and see if that helps

[Anonymous No.17854212]

>>17849883
Chug a Pedialyte after drinking, if you can

[Anonymous No.17854215]

>>17849883
A tall glass of salt water.

[Anonymous No.17854217]

>>17854212
>pedialyte
Pro alcoholic moves over here.

[Anonymous No.17854231]

>>17854210
The hell dude?
Neither of those should be mixed with heavy alcohol use.
NSAIDs will fry your stomach lining and you could go into hypotensive crisis from antihistamines.

[Anonymous No.17854254]

Also, that hardcore deja vu thing when you're drying out is apparently a 'simple focal psychic seizure', a seizure effecting parts of the brain concerning emotions and memories of past experiences.
That's... that's apparently just a type of seizure.

[Anonymous No.17854269]

Kratom

[Anonymous No.17854274]

>>17854231
Not mu oy problem

[Anonymous No.17854275]

>>17854231
Nobody said chug a bottle of it, retard.
400 mg ibuprofen the day after drinking is not going to do you any harm. Unlike you I got my degree from an actual school instead of the Internet.

[Anonymous No.17854279]

>>17854275
If I wasn't in a situation where I like, had a fever of 105, I wouldn't take any ibuprofen at all ever.

[Anonymous No.17854283]

>>17849883
Opiates or benzos
if you can't procure these, a pint of bloody mary with bacon and eggs is the next best thing

[Anonymous No.17854303]

>>17851747
It's a good story, don't listen to boring basic ass Steve. He has no good stories

[Anonymous No.17854314]

I always have a few boxes at home

[Anonymous No.17854490]

>>17854314
I use these, very similar I think

[Anonymous No.17854504]

>>17854279
What if you had a swollen uvula?

[Anonymous No.17854526]

>>17849883
a bullet, one less alkie in the world

[Anonymous No.17854534]

>>17854526
So anyone who suffers a hangover is an alcoholic?
Fuck off zoomer

[Anonymous No.17854603]

>>17854526
frfr no cap bussin my tik tok zoomzoom

[Anonymous No.17855107]

>>17849883
Throwing up

[Anonymous No.17855174]

>>17849883
The trick is to avoid the hangover. Drink 1 cup of water after every shot of vodka

[Anonymous No.17855178]

>>17850263
you can get mobile iv services now. it's about $100 for a basic drip.

[Anonymous No.17855181]

>>17849883
benzodiazepines

[Anonymous No.17855187]

>>17849883
according to a nurse I talked to:
. water
. sugar
BUT that's the day you're drunk right before going to sleep

For me the excellence of hangover cure is drinking passport whisky or up

[Anonymous No.17855824]

why do i get so horny when i'm hungover

[Anonymous No.17855827]

>>17854231
>and you could go into hypotensive crisis from antihistamines.
???

[Anonymous No.17855836]

Electrolyte drink before bed, the heavy duty stuff for proper dehydration like djungle diarrhea. Drink that before bed.
When you wake up eat some heavy duty pain killers, not the weak ibuprofen shit. Then sleep some more

[Anonymous No.17855842]

2 paracetamol extras, 2 ibuprofens, cup of coffee

This combination makes me feel intense euphoria

[Anonymous No.17855844]

>>17850776
>>17850576
I got myself a bag of nac after shopping for supplements but I totally forgot what is good for lol

[Anonymous No.17855848]

>>17849883
back when I drank I would pour a couple beers in a cereal bowl before I went to sleep so I could drink them in the morning with my hands shaking

[Anonymous No.17855852]

>>17849883
bone broth

[Anonymous No.17855866]

>>17855824
Alcohol lowers your testosterone. When alcohol leaves your body and you have hangover, your testosterone goes back up.

[Anonymous No.17856738]

>>17855824
I always do weird shit to my gf and I end up jacking off like 7 times.
it's all a part of the healing process

[Anonymous No.17856798]

>one 24 oz topochico
>can of vp8
>swings of cranberry juice
>ice water
my gf also made this spaghetti from my direction
>fry onions
>hydrate some mushrooms in white wine
>cook some lentils in vegetable broth and the mushroom white wine
>caramelize some walnut paste
>same w/ tomato paste
>toss in carrots, celery, green pepper, fresh thyme
>add garlic
>when fragrant some tomato puree and canned tomatoes, alta cucina
>add in walnut ketchup, mushroom ketchup, Henson's, soy sauce, littlw bit of curry powder, smoked chipotle powder, oregano, salt, pepper and cayenne
>make spaghetti in just enough vegetable broth
>garnish w/ some sun dried and fresh basil
really good vegetarian spaghetti

[Anonymous No.17856801]

>>17850150
This desu my senpai

[Anonymous No.17856856]

>>17854534
>>17854603
>their only counter is to insult
yep, alkies confirmed

[Anonymous No.17856957]

>>17849963
yeah it’s 90% just time. two good sober nights of sleep will generally get you back to normal

[Anonymous No.17856976]

Depending on the severity.
If mild-medium:
>grilled cheese sandwich
>strong coffee and tea
>magnesium and vitamin B supp
>a good shit and shower
>pain reliever of choice and lots of water
If god, I want to die tier:
>get a bucket next to your bed with a bit of water at the bottom, some TP and a bigass bottle of water
>sleep for 13 hours and pop a pain reliever if the headache becomes unbearable
>try aforementioned the next day

[Anonymous No.17856992]

>>17856976
Forgot chicken broth. Replenishes salts, blood sugar and fluids.
Get one of those sports drinks if you can, keep them for such situations, they are basically salt and sugar solutions.

[Anonymous No.17857015]

>>17849992
Gatorlyte if you wanna upgrade, it's made for hangovers

[Anonymous No.17857739]

>>17849883
Two soft-boiled eggs, buttered toast batons to dip into lightly salted yolks.

Three glasses of water and a dose of advil.

Then drink a cup of tea followed by a thorough poop and thorough shower.


It works.

[Anonymous No.17857743]

>>17857739
**Aspirin. Not advil.
I use a brand called Treo, which is a mix of aspirin and caffeine.

[Anonymous No.17857782]

hair of the dog works. I didn't believe in it when I was younger but now I do

a bowl of weed and a good breakfast would usually perk me up enough but it helps if you aren't already smoking weed daily

but a shot of whatever you were partying on is one of the best methods

[Anonymous No.17857924]

my current findings
>water
>gatorade
>salty noodle soup
>shower
>exercise
if i do this within an hour of waking up i can be fine for a 12 hour shift of work

[Anonymous No.17857929]

>>17849883
one gatorade and 2 mcdoubles like a mac. gets me ready to go no matter how brutal the hangover

[Anonymous No.17858010]

>>17851095
Ibuprofen and alcohol are both bad for your stomach and liver, but I'm pretty sure that combining them is exponentially worse than the sum of their parts.

[Anonymous No.17858040]

>>17849883
told you guys the exact perfect hangover cure in the last thread and no-one cared, so i'm not telling you this time around
use the catalog

[Anonymous No.17858057]

switchel and coconut water

[Anonymous No.17858072]

a lot of water, something salty and eggs. Heuvos Rancheros was always my go to back when I lived next to a really cheap mexican place. Nothing cures the brain fog but the pain goes away

[Anonymous No.17858088]

>>17849883
Don't being a drunktard.

[Anonymous No.17858142]

>>17858010
Combining them is bad, having one or two the day after is not.

[Anonymous No.17858212]

>>17849883
heres a really good article on hydration and electrolytes
https://drinklmnt.com/blogs/health/the-best-homemade-electrolyte-drink-for-dehydration

A hangover is mostly just dehydration.

Here's one of the recipes they have; the important parts is the sodium, potassium and magnesium:
#1: ROBB WOLF’S HOMEBREW ELECTROLYTE ELIXIR
INGREDIENTS (serves 1):

1 quart water
2 tablespoons lemon juice
Dash of stevia, to taste (optional)
½ teaspoon salt (provides ~1 g sodium)
500 mg potassium citrate powder (provides ~200 mg potassium)
¼ teaspoon of magnesium malate (provides ~60 mg magnesium)
(or 1 packet LMNT Raw Unflavored for sodium, magnesium, and potassium)
DIRECTIONS: Stir or shake to mix well. Add all of the above to a blender and blend with 1/2 to 1 cup of ice.

[Anonymous No.17858799]

>>17849883
besides >>17850150
>pickle juice
>citric fruits/juice
i've found an easy small meal you can eat (if you can down anything without throwing up) which is just rice + deenz + any sort of vegetable + hot sauce (optional), tasty and takes less than a minute to make (assuming you have a rice cooker).

besides consuming anything you need to get in some exercise i'd say at least 3-4 times a week. it vastly helps digesting the alcohol and is incredibly underrated and looked over by many people that are not that young anymore and assume their hangovers got worse or started to exist because they think it's because they got older which the real reason most of the time is that they stopped being so physically active like they were when they were younger. any sort of cardio will suffice, even walking. adding resistance/strength training or HIIT is great too.

[Anonymous No.17858970]

the only thing that always works is more alko

[Anonymous No.17859115]

>>17858040
tell me please

[Anonymous No.17859123]

>>17859115
a single (1) beer

[Anonymous No.17859128]

>>17849883
A strong indica weed.

The best option though is to drink 1 large glass of water before going to sleep. That's usually enough to not get any hangover.

[Anonymous No.17859141]

>>17849883
I want to know the best way to bring the heart rate back down.

[Anonymous No.17859155]

1l of milk and all the chips leftover from yeasterday

[Anonymous No.17859171]

>>17859123
hmmm how will this help?

[Anonymous No.17859187]

>>17859141
exercise then rest

[Anonymous No.17859217]

>>17859141
It's probably caused by dehydration.
Reduced blood volume lowers your blood pressure and the body compensates by increasing heart rate.

[Anonymous No.17859384]

the worst part is being unable to fulfill sleep
i feel like i wake up early, fatigued every day. some days it's worse than others and want a remedy for it

[Anonymous No.17859985]

>>17859171
It will help your body going from full on detox mode, letting you know of all of it hydrating and mineral/vitamin and blood sugar shortcomings while putting you back onto some very low alcohol-in-bloodstream volume, making it easier to ease-off. Oftentimes I found myself for being 0.0 on the breathalyzer, but totally fucked up. If you have nothing ot do for the day, put a beer in. Just dont start up the cycle all over again, or you will be sleeping within noon and wont ever be fresh on the next day even.

[Anonymous No.17859995]

Iced Tea