Its Mar/Apr 1993

[Anonymous No.17844153]

Baseball practice just ended and your stepdad is on time for once. There's a 7-11 across the street that smells like candy and industrial floor cleaner. You buy this and some m&ms for caloric replenishment.

[Anonymous No.17844163]

There has to be an upper age limit for using this website

[Anonymous No.17844241]

>>17844163
You will never be GenX.

[Anonymous No.17844247]

>>17844241
I'd kill myself if I was in my 40s rn

[Anonymous No.17844254]

It's Mar/Apr. 1993. You pick up your wife's son from his cringeball game (you think it's' boring, but he's too scrawny to play football). You are not wearing sleeves. He wants you to buy him a bottle of red paint at the convenience store across the street. The bottle has a Negro on it.
"Coloreds advertising colors," you think to yourself.

[Anonymous No.17844271]

>>17844247
No worries. Aids will get you before then, faggot.

[Anonymous No.17844308]

>>17844163
Where were you when the wall fell???

[Anonymous No.17844342]

>>17844247
I'd kill myself if all I knew was this faggy bullshit digital age.

[Anonymous No.17844364]

>>17844153
>stepdad

yikes

[Anonymous No.17844518]

>>17844153
Oh. Actually, people here mostly have childhood memories of playing video and computer games and secretly torturing animals for fun. Playing recreational team sports was for the other kids that gravitated to reddit and twitter.

[Anonymous No.17844522]

>>17844518
Speak for yourself, you fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.17844525]

>>17844522
There are other places for you. It's called literally everywhere else.

[Anonymous No.17844526]

>try to remember the early 90's
>remember the timelines shifting
>who i was then is now another person in an alternate universe

[Anonymous No.17844545]

>>17844153
It’s Mar/Apr 2021
Your zoom(tm) class just ended. You whip out your iphone (tm) and order an impossible whopper (tm) via ubereats (tm). While you’re on the toilet you check twitter (tm) and tiktok (tm) for new memes. Ah, the doorbell rings, time to put on your ffp2 mask. Your order is on the ground, the driver nowhere to be seen. You already payed with paypal (tm) after all. You get comfy in your gamerchair and fire up e-sports on twitch (tm) for the rest of the evening.

[Anonymous No.17844567]

>>17844518
I for one literally spent hours in the back driveway torturing ants and finding new fun ways to kill them. I think my favorite was a dab of dish soap since they would barely crawl out of the bead, but their movement would be so stifled they would die (probably from suffocation) before they could make it back to the colony. sports with your dad sounds gay

Food and cooking

[Anonymous No.17844572]

>>17844545
>not having a brandname gamerchair
ngmi

[Anonymous No.17844932]

Based thread making zoomers foam at the mouth

[Anonymous No.17845280]

>>17844254
Kek

[Anonymous No.17845286]

>>17844153

>Be Like Mike

Get so far into gambling debts that the people you owe money to end up killing your father?

[Anonymous No.17845287]

>>17844153
no i am still like 5 years too early to be swimming in my fathers ballsack let alone getting born in order for that to work

[Anonymous No.17845291]

>>17844545
its sounds temptingly comfy but its also so soulless at the same time. Is this what cristfags mean by the temptations of the devil?

[Anonymous No.17845297]

>>17844163
I was born in 2004 and already feel too old to be here. These boomer mfs still here are srsly cringe fr.

[Anonymous No.17845300]

>>17845297
(
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[Anonymous No.17845317]

>>17844153
for me, it was citrus cooler

[Anonymous No.17845330]

>>17844153
>your stepdad
I'm a 27 year old milenial and my boomer parents are still married going on to 45 years...but I will probably never get married.

Also my dad beat me when I was a child. So living with your real dad isn't all it's cracked up to be.

[Anonymous No.17845336]

>>17844247
If I wasn't married by the time I was in my 40s, I'd turn gay and pick up twink 18 year old boys and treat them like a woman.

[Anonymous No.17845361]

>>17844163
You're here forever

[Anonymous No.17845369]

I miss those glass bottles like you wouldn't believe, nothing like having one of those in your gym bag and you had to wrap it in your towel so it didn't break on the bus ride or something simple.

Also 5 alive was the shit, yellow gatorade watered down half way was the best.

[Anonymous No.17845414]

>>17844518
>angsty little zoomzoom who literally doesn’t remember the world, or this site, before reddit
Lol faggot.

[Anonymous No.17845423]

>>17844163
>There has to be an upper age limit for using this website

[Anonymous No.17845444]

>>17844163
>>17844247
>>17844518
>>17845297
These people are going to shoot up a supermarket because they’re too young and stupid to discern fed posts from real posts

[Anonymous No.17845713]

>>17845444
Take your meds

[Anonymous No.17846206]

>>17844153
My fake dad worked early shifts at the airport so was always there to pick me up after school and stayed at all my baseball practices despite not being a coach. He passed almost ten years ago and I miss him. But by 1993 I had quit baseball and just played football at school. He went to every game I ever played in.

[Anonymous No.17846216]

>>17844153
First of all my parents didn't divorce until 1994. Also neither of them ever remarried, so I've had any step-parents. Also also it was a White Hen not 7-11.

[Anonymous No.17846299]

>>17844525
Dilate

[Anonymous No.17846380]

I remember being 13 and firing up dads Briggs and Stratton mower to drive to the 7-11 to get some Jolt and some taquitos. Those were the days.

[Anonymous No.17846401]

>>17844254
lol

[Anonymous No.17846414]

>>17844163
kys zoomer

[Anonymous No.17846533]

>>17846380
Reminds me of George Jones driving his mower to town drunk to get more beer because his wife hid the car keys

[Anonymous No.17846544]

>>17844525
i post on the sports board too, nerd

[Anonymous No.17846556]

[Anonymous No.17846617]

>>17846533
Probably what the cops thought. I got the idea from my older brother who ended up nearly getting a dui on the same mower to get smokes.

[Anonymous No.17846723]

>>17844153
You can remember 1993? All I remember from that year was going to see Jurassic Park and being scared by the fake cardboard raptors in the lobby

[Anonymous No.17846725]

I drank that shit when it was made by Stokley. Who the fuck puts a sports drink in a glass bottle? Perfect for the basketball court.

[Anonymous No.17846825]

>>17844163
Nope. Maybe you should just zoom out.
>t. 78 year old CHAD.

[Anonymous No.17847130]

idk i was born in 1997

[Anonymous No.17847146]

>>17844254
gold

[Anonymous No.17847154]

>>17846825
> 78
> chad
Don't forget to take your heart meds boomer. Wouldn't want you waking up with an infarction habbedig. And your blood thinners, and your anti psychotics, and your seven meds to counteract the side effects from your blood thinner and anti psychotics.

[Anonymous No.17847211]

>>17846723
Not OP but I can. I was 10 years old in 93.

[Anonymous No.17847233]

op here, thought this thread died. ama about the early 90s

[Anonymous No.17847232]

>>17844518
>mindless psychopathic zoomer
the only place for you is a shallow grave, fucking dickhead weirdo

[Anonymous No.17847240]

>>17844254

[Anonymous No.17847249]

>>17845330
i wasnt (((implying))) anything with the stepdad, it was just a reality of boomer parents failing

[Anonymous No.17847252]

>>17846206
stepdads get a bad wrap, but also get a bad wrap for good reasons. its hard to love kids that arent your own

[Anonymous No.17847306]

>>17844254
this zoomer hates himself

[Anonymous No.17847329]

Post your birth year.
t. 1987 Chad

[Anonymous No.17847450]

>>17844247
It's great being forty with an analog childhood, nightclub sex in my twenties, and now living the normies' dream in a home that I own.

That way 4chan is a small piece of my life and not a substitute for a wife and children.

[Anonymous No.17847456]

>>17844163
Yeah we all said the same thing but don’t forget, you really are here forever.

[Anonymous No.17847474]

>>17844153
what are you trying to accomplish with this post?

[Anonymous No.17847479]

>>17847233
TMNT or DND?

[Anonymous No.17847486]

>>17847474
trying to win ck post of the year. ive lobbied the academy and have positioned jews in strategically important positions.

[Anonymous No.17847502]

>>17847329
I hate how motherfuckers born in the late 80's like to act like they're an "80's kid". Naw bitch,see, you're a 90's kid like me, your cultural references come from the 90's.
> t. 1991 baby

[Anonymous No.17847504]

>>17847479
tmnt.

dnd was a sub-sub culture when the term "nerd" meant a socially irredeemable person and not some moniker for someone who likes star wars.

[Anonymous No.17847510]

>>17847504
based

[Anonymous No.17847601]

>>17844153
>when you could be like mike with real sugar and less of it

[Anonymous No.17847606]

>>17844153
I was one month old in March of 1993.

[Anonymous No.17847614]

>>17846556
this just gave me the most intense flashbacks to boy scouts and little league baseball. boy, time flies

[Anonymous No.17847622]

>>17847329
1988 mid-late millennial here. George W Bush stealing the election with the supreme court and his brother Jeb and then 9/11 introduced me to the world of politics and it's been downhill ever since

[Anonymous No.17847729]

>>17844153
God I miss glass bottles so much. Nothing tastes the same since they all switched to plastic. Snapple and Sobe used to taste so much better.

[Anonymous No.17847889]

>>17844163
what in the fuck are you upset about? someone enjoyed a thing in the past?

[Anonymous No.17847912]

>>17844153
>Its Mar/Apr 1993
I wouldn't be born for another 10 years

[Anonymous No.17847938]

I'm feeling my desire to be a DM being slowly sapped from my body as I have to remind my players for the nth time this session of basic shit they should already know. I know their own class better than they do and it's driving me up the wall.

[Anonymous No.17848635]

>>17847154
I take zero medications, zoom-zoom.

[Anonymous No.17848686]

>>17844153
ITT: geriatrics absolutely malding

[Anonymous No.17848989]

>>17847938
>player wants to use an app on their tablet/phone to manage their character sheet
>they spend the whole session fucking around on their tablet/phone instead of playing
>nobody can make a decision because 1-2 people are constantly having a different conversation over the game
I've given up on a few groups for retarded shit like this. It really is soul draining.

[Anonymous No.17849144]

>>17847211
>>17847329
Yikes

[Anonymous No.17849183]

>>17846533
Fucking legend.

[Anonymous No.17849213]

>>17847329
same

[Anonymous No.17849258]

>>17846380
I've had Jolt but I was in the Surge era, then they got rid of Surge and just made it shittier with Vault

[Anonymous No.17849265]

>>17844153
I will never experience this.

[Anonymous No.17849269]

>>17846556
This just made me remember the gallon jug containers of this shit I use to get

[Anonymous No.17849438]

>>17844518
you have brain damage

[Anonymous No.17849607]

>>17844153
No it’s not

[Anonymous No.17849622]

>>17845297
Get out

[Anonymous No.17849638]

>>17846825
God I'd love to hear an autobiography!

[Anonymous No.17850684]

There was a massive snow storm up and down the east coast right around then. Storm of the century.
My school was a day away from spring break so we didn't miss anything.
Used to live near a Gatorade plant then too. Good times. Oh, and Lemon Lime, of course.

[Anonymous No.17850698]

>>17844254
lmaooooo

[Anonymous No.17851121]

>>17847606
gimme summa dat yungboi bucci

[Anonymous No.17851125]

>>17848635
based healthy septuagenarian

[Anonymous No.17851133]

>>17849258
we had OK cola vending machines in my middle school. surge had all the craze of pepsi clear but not the longevity

[Anonymous No.17851182]

>>17844153
I actually had a real dad, so idk what this was like.

[Anonymous No.17851200]

I was born in 1989 so that's a bit too early for me. Here's an oddity from my childhood: uncarbonated Fanta. Did they sell these outside of the Netherlands and Germany?

[Anonymous No.17851403]

>>17851182
>had

lol loser

[Anonymous No.17851615]

>>17847252
Wasn't my stepdad, just adoptive one, but your point still stands.

[Anonymous No.17852178]

>>17844308
Darmok and Jilad

[Anonymous No.17853725]

>>17844153
I was born March 27 1993

So I was drinking boob juice

[Anonymous No.17853730]

>>17851200
Lol weird