Not joking this 85% of want the person I live with eats.

[Anonymous No.17815751]

>Salt no pepper
>I don't buy potatoes cuz they go bad
> i love shopping
> my stomach hurts
> I need to go get some diet Pepsi

[Anonymous No.17815766]

my dear your roommate is suffering from an eating disorder

[Anonymous No.17815771]

my diet has less variety than that. I basically only eat chicken salad and chef boyardee

[Anonymous No.17815778]

>>17815766
Just a picky boomer who won't grow up

[Anonymous No.17815808]

>esl zoomer bitches about his roommate online because he's too much of a pussy to confront him irl thread #2454323223234354

[Anonymous No.17815814]

>>17815808
Why confront you fuck up your body that your problem

[Anonymous No.17815830]

A guy I lived with for years would buy those huge bags of frozen raw chicken breasts and every night before bed he would boil one for his work lunch the next day and he would never season them. Real psychopath shit.

[Anonymous No.17815832]

>>17815751
I once had a friend who ate almost nothing but grilled cheese.

[Anonymous No.17815833]

>>17815830
Definitely a similar characteristic

[Anonymous No.17815836]

>>17815832
Type 1 or Type 2
Same with top picture

[Anonymous No.17815851]

>>17815751
>tfw shopping for food is one of my small joys
>tfw covid is only active at night so 24hour grocery stores got the ax
>tfw homicidal rage when aisles are clogged with coalburners and their loud orkish broods

[Anonymous No.17815862]

>>17815832
That's me when I'm depressed so it happens for weeks at a time

[Anonymous No.17815879]

>>17815862
Hope you feel better soon. Rooting for you

[Anonymous No.17815885]

mm garbohydrate

[Anonymous No.17815893]

my roommate lives on frozen vegan chicken nuggets (despite not being vegan) and takeout. i have no idea how she alive.

[Anonymous No.17815921]

>>17815771
>>17815751
I pretty much eat sandwiches exclusively, every single day. Either that or I make burgers, which is still sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.17815926]

>>17815830
Didn't even butter it? That's weird lol

[Anonymous No.17815927]

>>17815751
Mccain has great frozen onion rings. I thought frozen oven rings would never work, but it manages to.

[Anonymous No.17815931]

>>17815921
Why would you do this?

[Anonymous No.17815935]

>>17815931
It's filling and delicious. Definitely my favorite food. To be fair though, I at least change the type of sandwich it is from time to time

[Anonymous No.17815942]

>>17815935
But all that bread ?

[Anonymous No.17815947]

>>17815942
Yahh I admit, it's not a great habit. I try to only eat one sandwich with a side or something instead of two sandwiches. I also go keto diet mode whenever I start to gain some weight which honestly I'm due for now

[Anonymous No.17815983]

>>17815766
This is like two or three more options than I go with in what I eat each day. For me, it's campbell's tomato soup with libby's vienna sausage or maruchan chicken ramen noodle blocks with an egg (scrambled). Regular coca-cola for drinks.
>>17815751
>I don't buy potatoes cuz they go bad
I don't buy produce for the same reason. If I end up not wanting to continue eating something when half of what I bought is still left I don't want to have to deal with having rotting food in the fridge months later. Cans of tomato soup last way longer and you can leave them wherever lying around in your kitchen.
Not sure how the rest of you can be bothered with managing a bunch of perishable ingredients and making different sorts of meals every day. That sounds exhausting and extremely obnoxious to keep up with even just for a week.
>Salt no pepper
I don't hate pepper but I care very little about whether or not it's used, in contrast with salt which is the most important part of flavor in nearly every popular modern prepared meal in existence

[Anonymous No.17816003]

>>17815947
I like to eat open-faced sandwiches. It feels and looks like you're eating two sandwiches but it's only two pieces of bread instead of four.

[Anonymous No.17816005]

I used to work with a gym bro type dude who would break up a raw turkey patty over the same veggie blend every single day. He’d then put in the microwave for like 5 minutes to “cook” the turkey and vegetables. Sometimes he’d bring rice which he cooked in pickle brine.

[Anonymous No.17816007]

>>17815942
>But all that bread ?
Bread isn't poison and didn't cause the obesity epidemic you ketotard.

[Anonymous No.17816011]

>>17815814
Yet you're here bitching about him

[Anonymous No.17816014]

>>17816003
Wow that's a great idea, I'll have to try that

[Anonymous No.17816210]

>>17815942
sod off

[Anonymous No.17816238]

>/ck/ - Crying About Roommates
Nice blog, faggot.

[Anonymous No.17816275]

>>17815751
I think if you’re going to go in a depression binge, it should be at least somewhat healthy. For me it was almonds and apples

[Anonymous No.17816277]

>>17815751
Yup. My roommate heats frozen meat and fries on an air fryer and cooks rice and pasta. Normies are extremely mediocre

[Anonymous No.17816312]

>>17815830
what in the actual fuck...

[Anonymous No.17816355]

Some ppl just eat to live, not live to eat. Nothing wrong with that. I'm somewhere between those myself.

[Anonymous No.17816363]

>>17815778
if they're picky they've already grown up.

[Anonymous No.17816368]

>>17815983
>I don't want to have to deal with having rotting food in the fridge months later
take the fucking garbage out.
it's not hard.

[Anonymous No.17816373]

>>17815983
Ok, so you have an eating disorder too.

[Anonymous No.17816378]

>>17815830
There was this one Chinese intern at one of the IT places I worked, probably came from the boonies, just bought a single frozen chicken and cooked it in the microwave. Just like that, no browning, no spices. Pretty healthy I guess.

[Anonymous No.17816464]

>>17816368
>take the fucking garbage out.
>it's not hard.
The issue isn't that it's hard to do. The issue is that it's even easier to not do, so I would always end up not doing it. Which is why I bypass the problem altogether by simply not buying perishable foods.
>>17816373
What does calling not buying a large enough variety of foods an "eating disorder" add to the discussion? You might as well say "you do things I disagree with," except I guess calling it a disorder is an attempt to give your opinion some sense of authority.

[Anonymous No.17816690]

>>17816378
I don't believe you because the joints would explode before the breast was cooked through.

[Anonymous No.17816753]

The all carbohydrates diet I see

[Anonymous No.17816911]

How would you go about eating better if this was basically you, and knew next to nothing about cooking? Not that I've been eating garbage like this all my life or anything. I'm surprised there's not a sticky here with some basic recipes and cookbooks.

[Anonymous No.17816918]

>>17815830
I worked with a guy who used to eat only boiled chicken and steamed broccoli without seasoning. He was into physical conditioning though, but that don't really explain why the lack of pepper, or any salt-less seasoning.

[Anonymous No.17816939]

>>17815751
eggs are the great redeemer of a shit diet

[Anonymous No.17816940]

>>17816911
Why are you on Ck if you don’t cook,?

[Anonymous No.17816947]

>>17816911
Just because someone doesn't prefer cooking and has goto meals instead of eating lots of different food doesn't mean he's doing that because he can't figure out how to cook. It's more often not wanting to cook, not a limitation of knowledge.
Pretty much anyone can fry an egg or throw meat in the oven. It's not zero effort though, and many don't want to expend that effort.

[Anonymous No.17816955]

>>17816940
>Why are you on Ck if you don’t cook,?
Why can't you understand it's the *food* & cooking board? You can post about food without needing to care about personally cooking it.

[Anonymous No.17816979]

>>17816955
You are the weird one

[Anonymous No.17817012]

>>17816979
The ass was fat.

[Anonymous No.17817037]

>>17816979
No, you're on an American majority anime website and mistakenly believe most of this demographic cooks rather than eating instant noodles, pizza, and fast food. Even among the general population the majority doesn't like cooking, and this is, once again, an anime website.

[Anonymous No.17817188]

for a while all I ate was potatoes, onions and rice individually cooked in the microwave. sometimes a can of tuna, beef broth, or canned beef soup if I needed meat. if I was starving, throw in another onion or potato in the same plastic bowl. never drank water, only coke or mtn dew (been drinking soda since I could open the cans)
do I have diabetes?

[Anonymous No.17818098]

>>17816464
Not either of them but you are retarded. You could buy enough for one recipe, or you stop being a cooklet and learn to cook based off what you have available. Buying shit that goes into multiple dishes could help, things like onions, tomatoes, potatoes, all of which also have a pretty decent shelf life for produce and things that are used up quickly.

You’re just a retarded zoomer.

[Anonymous No.17818104]

>>17815751
All of that is golemslop. Take your place as a white man and don't eat Jewish food.

[Anonymous No.17818295]

>>17815830
>>17816312
>>17816918
I do this, except that I add some carrots and cauliflower too. My reasoning is that I eat it to grow muscle and to not die, so I don't really care about the flavor. If I want the happiness that comes from eating seasoned food I can just watch a funny video on youtube or something. All just chemicals in the brain after all.

[Anonymous No.17818300]

>>17818104
>bread, bagels, eggs
>golemslop
the fuck do you eat then, schizo tard?

[Anonymous No.17818392]

>>17818300
Everything except for the overcooked egg is overprocessed chemical additive garbage
>trash white bread
>trash plastic looking bagel
>canned sodium msg "soup"
>frozen pizza
>(((coffee)))
None of this food has any nutrients or nourishes your body in any way. Its all cheap empty useless carbs. Its fucking goyslop

[Anonymous No.17818397]

>>17816378
my uncle would do that with ducks. pretty gross

[Anonymous No.17818405]

my old drug dealer only ate kit kats, plain white bread (no crust) and coffee. And he looked anorexic.

[Anonymous No.17818449]

>>17818405
Wonder why

[Anonymous No.17818487]

>>17815833
>>17815926
>>17816312
>>17816378
>>17816918
>>17818295
Fun factual story about my chicken boiling roommate: he once almost got me killed with his chicken boiling. On a night like any other, it had gotten late and he had started boiling his chicken before bed. I was dead asleep in the middle of the night when I was awoken by our fire alarm, down the hall from the kitchen. I quickly scrambled into action despite being half asleep and located the source of the smoke, a pitch black piece of extraordinarily foul-smelling chicken in a blackened pot devoid of all liquid with the gas still burning underneath. My friend had fallen asleep after forgetting about his boiled chicken and nearly burned our house down, and the kicker was he didn't even know what he'd done until I banged on his door after that whole mess and told him what happened. The stench of blackened metal and chicken didn't dissipate for nearly three days.

[Anonymous No.17818689]

>>17818487
he sounds like someone I could to end up being some day

[Anonymous No.17819147]

>>17818392
>>(((coffee)))
Ah yes, the Jewish coffee conspiracy.

[Anonymous No.17819178]

>I don't buy potatoes cuz they go bad
nigga what? you can leave potatoes laying on the ground for a month and they'll still be good to eat

[Anonymous No.17819183]

>>17818098
>You’re just a retarded zoomer.
I'm 36, friend.
>You could buy enough for one recipe,
Why would you go to a grocery store and buy only enough for one meal? Are you grocery shopping twice daily?
>or you stop being a cooklet and learn to cook based off what you have available.
None of what I posted said I can't figure out how to cook with what I have. What I said is I don't buy perishable food because I don't want to realize when I'm only partway through the perishable item that I no longer want to eat / drink it and end up having old rotting food or beverages in the fridge months later.
>Just buy perishable food and eat it even though you don't want to eat it.
Thanks for that brilliant take, fetal alcohol syndrome anon. It turns out a tomato is still a tomato even if you use it as part of two different meals. If I don't feel like eating tomato I'm not going to want to eat it in tomato sauce form on spaghetti either. Also you're doubling down on buying even more shit that will go bad if not used as your proposed solution to not wanting shit that will go bad.
And on what planet are non-canned tomatoes a long shelf life product? They can barely last 2 weeks in a refrigerator. Why do you hate non-perishable foods so much?

[Anonymous No.17819188]

>>17815942
???
The bread is the least of his problems.

[Anonymous No.17819195]

>>17816979
That cyclopsess has a huge pooper! The slapping sound of whipping it is still in my ears

[Anonymous No.17819397]

>>17815942
2 slices of bread = 140-150 calories
Doesn’t seem like a big deal to me as long as you eat healthy stuff

[Anonymous No.17819410]

>>17819397
>bringing up calories to a ketotard
Anon, you are about to get screamed at FYI.

[Anonymous No.17820973]

>>17815751
I knew a bitch that only ate fast food and frozen nuggie type shit without vegetables.
Some people are just genuinely retarded.

[Anonymous No.17820977]

>>17815751
>campbells
pepperidge farmer remembers

[Anonymous No.17820982]

>>17818295
Your body actually needs salt. Even better if it's iodized.
Not seasoning it with tons of expensive fresh herbs or even cheaper but still somewhat expensive dry herbs is more understandable but salt is actually good for you if you aren't eating a shit ton of it.

[Anonymous No.17821131]

>>17818295
Pro gamer strat: eat boiled chicken breast and cauliflower while jerking off. Greater dopamine than tasting Sweet Baby Ray's doused chicken and won't give you diabetes.

[Anonymous No.17821158]

>>17821131
Downside: you will be conditioned to instantly coom every time you eat boiled chicken breast and cauliflower, even outside

[Anonymous No.17821171]

>>17819183
I don't care about changing your weird eating habits, but I am curious about how you look from that diet. How long have you been doing this?

[Anonymous No.17822507]

>>17819147
"How now? Do our feathered friends consume coffee"?