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17811051 No.17811051 [Reply] [Original]

What kind of item would you have on the menu of a healthy fast food chain?

>> No.17811061 [DELETED] 

>ITS HEALTHY BECAUSE IT'S GREEN

>> No.17811065

>>17811061
No shit retard

>> No.17811072

steak medium and pig blood to drink.
I have 20 hogs and when I slaughter them I drink the some blood and give the rest to friends. you honestly get a rush from drinking blood. not lying.

>> No.17811088

>>17811051
Hire a consultant or a chef to construct your menu for your business. We ain't yo slaves!

>> No.17811091

>>17811072
The targeted customers are Stacy who went to private school not Billy Bob who fucks his goats

>> No.17811096

>>17811091
yeah makes sense. stacy loves clean stuff so how about a smoked salmon piece rolled in spinach leaves.

>> No.17811102

>>17811091
kek

>> No.17811103

>>17811051
healthy mexican, wraps, salads, lean proteins, smoothies, yogurt. this is basically what the fast healthy places in my neighborhood serve.

>> No.17811111

>>17811103
>healthy mexican

brah ever seen the average mexican? they are like a little box overflowing with fat. they are hot up until 25 though. but would not say they eat healthy.

japanese stay skinny but copying japanese food is overdone.

>> No.17811121

>>17811111
checked

>> No.17811122

Breakfast menu:
>cucumbers and blueberries
Lunch Menu
>cucumbers and peanut butter (not too much)
Evening Menu
>cukes and hummus
Drinks
>water
Sides
>more cukes

that was easier than I thought it would be. You're going to be rich anon

>> No.17811127

>>17811111
yeah thats why i said "healthy". use lean proteins like chicken or turkey, brown rice instead of white, baked flour tortilla chips instead of fried corn tortilla chips, and salsas and guac are already healthy. mexican is easy to make healthy with some minor tweaks.

>> No.17811138

>>17811127
if it's easy then make them healthy. I double dog dare you

>> No.17811278

>>17811122
where does once source all these cukes?

How do I get a fancy covid loan to fund my gay restaurant?

>> No.17811501

>>17811278
from the ground, you grow them

>> No.17811513

>>17811051
Every single (((healthy))) restaurant or fast food join I have ever seen has gone out of business within 6 months. You need to serve golemslop too. That way soon to be fat chick's don't feel guilty eating there. Starbucks is the ideal model. Putting lbs in the ventis for some number of years.

>> No.17811543

>>17811513
stacy with the buckaroos

>> No.17811898

>>17811051
doesn't matter.
diet has nothing to do with exercise.

>> No.17812024

>>17811898
What the fuck are you talking about you absolute bellend

>> No.17813820

Bump

>> No.17813855

>>17811051
I don't eat goyslop

>> No.17815027

Bump

>> No.17816289

Bump

>> No.17817127

>>17811051
Buckets of lard with strips of bacon embedded in it.

>> No.17817143

>>17811051
'bella mushroom burgers. Don't overthink it, vegans have low standards.

>> No.17818245

>>17811278
Are you kidding? Biden's such a globohomo puppet his administration repeatedly had proposals struck down because they're too aggressively (and unconstitutionally) trying to court women and minority businesses.

Just shove the cukes in your ass first and you'll get a big 'ol check for your gay tossed salad franchise.

>> No.17818483

Nice meat that isn't dry over seasoned trash

>> No.17818882

>>17811051
asian fusion

>> No.17818922
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17818922

>>17811127
>proteins

>> No.17819008

>>17811051
Ze bugs

>> No.17819025

>>17811051
Whatever, in reasonable portion sizes.

>> No.17819026

>>17811127
>brown rice instead of white
>healthy