/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.17803935]

>only sold in hick or flyover states

how could they do this to me?

[Anonymous No.17803938]

>>17803935
what makes it so special

[Anonymous No.17803943]

>>17803935
>not living in a hick or flyover state
huh, didn't know queers liked mtn dew.

[Anonymous No.17803973]

>>17803935
looks like i'm hitting my circle K tonight for more booze and a new plum dew

[Anonymous No.17803984]

>>17803943
Flyover states have queers too. They just don't feel the need to go talking about it all the damn time.

[Anonymous No.17804068]

>>17803984
>they just know if they're too open about it they'll get matt sheparded
ftfy

[Anonymous No.17804073]

>>17804068
> Made into the play-by-play announcer for the Tigers.

Now I truly understand the plight of the homo.

[Anonymous No.17804083]

>>17804073
sorry I don't live in the robocop universe so I'm not familiar with what happens at tigers games

[Anonymous No.17804091]

>>17804068
They'll become meth heads and rob their boyfriend?

[Anonymous No.17804161]

>>17803935
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

[Anonymous No.17804180]

People who use the word "flyover" unironically voted for Hillary in 2016

[Anonymous No.17804280]

>>17803935
>is a fastass
>hasn't moved to the cheesebelt
your dreams are right fucking there, anon.

[Anonymous No.17804287]

>>17804161
pastas are so cringe now.

[Anonymous No.17804299]

>>17804161
This but unironically.

[Anonymous No.17804395]

>>17804083
It's way worse than anything they show in Robocop.

[Anonymous No.17804403]

>>17803935
Get fucked, urbanite.

[Anonymous No.17804434]

>>17803935
Fuck, I passed a Circle K on my way home from work, woulda stopped in for some Plum Dew if I knew.

[Anonymous No.17804461]

>>17803935
>Muh heckin mountain dewrino broski
What are you 12?

[Anonymous No.17804674]

>>17804161
Cringe
>>17804299
Based

[Anonymous No.17804732]

>>17803935
>blackberry and plum
what the hell. kinda sounds decent. I assumed it was grape and was in flyover states for the blacks. seems pretty esoteric the way they do regional releases sometimes. maybe just because hick and flyover states are less populated they dont need to produce as much for a test run while still gathering some solid data on its reception?

[Anonymous No.17804745]

>>17804280
my grandma was from wisconsin. our last trip there for her funeral, I learned to never ask for extra cheese in wisconsin. it was a mexican place, and this burrito was fucking swimming in cheese, couldnt even unload some of it on my family members

[Anonymous No.17805197]

>>17804091
lel this. Fags are their own worst enemy.

[Anonymous No.17805202]

>>17803984
you go it switched around. at least coasties are where they want to be and are just kinda chill. flyover liberals or ones from the shitty parts of liberal states(the latter is probably more accurate desu) are always the ones fucking off their rocker and loud about it

[Anonymous No.17805209]

>>17803935
>travelling in fucking Indiana now
>usually walmarts have regular mountain dew and one other meme type of the month
>entire mini aisle of the dew full of shit i forgot about
flyovers got their uses