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>a dash
>a pinch
>a sprinkle
>a handful
>a glug
>a dab
>a hint
>a drizzle
>a cup
>a glass
>a drop
>a bit

>> No.17774089

>>17774081
What? You don't trust the science? Sad, really.

>> No.17774102

>>17774081
>a cup
A cup has exactly, precisely 200ml. If you own any other cylindrical container of any kind or material with less or more then 200ml IT'S NOT A CUP!

>> No.17774104

>>17774081
>we trust you not to be retarded but we can't stop you from being autistic

>> No.17774121
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>>17774102
a cup is 8 ounces

>> No.17774265

>>17774104
>giving out vague instructions in an instruction book

>> No.17774269

>>17774265
Do I need to repeat myself? Or did you betray the trust, retard?

>> No.17774273

>>17774265
Fuck.... Ok you win this time

>> No.17774433

>>17774081
sorry i meant 1.0 pinch

>> No.17775029

>>17774081
As austists often do, this one gets their premise wrong, but they're correct about the measurements:
https://www.accuracyproject.org/pinchdash.html

>> No.17775452
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17775452

>to taste

>> No.17776743

>>17774081
>what is this flavor... it's... it's... AMAZING!!!! DELICIOUS!!!! INCREDIBLE!!!! INDESCRIBABLE!!!! FANTASTIC!!!! AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17776748

A poop a poop
a poopie poopoo
a poopie poopoo
the poopie poopoo
poopie poopie
poopie poo
poopie poopoo a poopie poo
poopie, oh poopie
poopies in my poo
a poopie poo poo
a poopoo poo-poo
poopies in my butt
there is poopies in my but

>> No.17776774

>>17776743
Describing the taste of something in a recipe video is pretty stupid when you think about it, they just end up reciting the ingredients we saw them use

>> No.17776797

>>17776774
I went to this cute little hole in the wall taqueria and got this wet burrito it was so authentic and AMAZING!!!! DELICIOUS!!!! INCREDIBLE!!!! INDESCRIBABLE!!!! FANTASTIC!!!!

>> No.17776802

>>17774081
unironically its easy to know what any of these means, also
>a hefty amount

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>>17775452

This is the worst of them. I can't stand seeing that shit anywhere in a recipe.

>> No.17777280

>>17774265
How much butter goes on a piece of toast? Tell me the exact amount or else I won't know how to do it

>> No.17777284

>>17777035
>doesn't taste throughout and adjust
LITERALLY ngmi

>> No.17777318
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17777318

>recipe calls for "one onion"
>doesnt say which type of onion or what size

>> No.17777327

I hate when they say pinch but they clearly are taking like a fistful of salt for a giant pot

why even pretend it's a recipe

>> No.17777528
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17777528

>buy scale that's accurate to the tenth of a gram
>never need to worry about vague, unclear, subjective units of measurement ever again

But that's mostly for baking, or sauces that I want to produce exactly the same each time.

You're autistic if you measure out 23 grams of butter for your toast. Nuance is key.

>> No.17777534

>>17777528
I forgot cheese-making.
There are supplements during the curdling process that need to be measurably less than an 8th of a teaspoon, and yet a """"dash""""" is going to be inaccurate. That's when weighing out 2-tenths of a garm of something comes in handy.

>> No.17777580

>>17774102
A cup is 238ml(8 fluid ounces) or 250ml(1/4 of a litre) depending if you're measuring imperial or metric

>> No.17777600

>>17777318
They mean a clove of garlic, anon

>> No.17777726
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17777726

>one teaspoon ''salt''

>> No.17777740

Stop following exact measurements you stupid God damn retarded autistic dumbasses and just follow your heart. You would be able to have some emotional intelligence if you weren't autistic retards. But then you wouldn't be on 4chan if you weren't.

>> No.17777767

>>17777740
This but unironically

>> No.17778046

>>17777740
>just dont whatever you le feel like
fuck off

recipes exsist for a reason

>> No.17778052

>>17774265
Vague instructions are all you need.
People cook by eye and by feel.

>> No.17778056

>>17776743
It always cracks me up seeing your posts anon. How long have you been seething about superlatives now?

>> No.17778061

>>17777284
How do u do this with meat like chicken. U have to wait until its cooked
>>17777035
Hey u lemmme kiss u

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>some

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>>17774081
I just le feel what the RIGHT AMOUNT is
simple az

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>>17775452
>sprinkle in a pinch of salt and a drizzle of malt vinegar to taste
>this is a scrumptious recipe your whole family will love
>the nostalgic taste of fish and chips always reminds me of late summer nights with by 5'10" grandfather who sadly passed away from stomach cancer 5 years, 2 months and 6 days ago. to start you will need...

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17778306

>Recipe: eyeball it

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>>17774081
every single one of those are easy to understand.

>> No.17779197

>>17774081
>a drop
is this cooking or an organic chemistry synthesis

>> No.17779533

>>17774081
>an ounce

>> No.17779549

>>17775452
to taste is fine as long as it's at the end of the recipe or a point in which you can taste it incrementally

>> No.17779561

>>17778306
based

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>>17777280
>Tell me the exact amount or else I won't know how to do it
until 1mm deep into the surface 1cm away from the crust on only one side is saturated with fat. Use a maximum of half a tablespoon of butter per toast

>tell me the exact amount, anon.
Exactly 2cm^2 of butter

>exact amount
Enough butter that, when melted, would fill a bottlecap.

>exac
till half toast is yelo

>> No.17779798

>>17774081

>a cup

>> No.17779802

>>17774081
That shit fucking pisses me off too. JUST SAY EXACTLY HOW MUCH I NEED DONT MAKE ME FUCKING GUESS HOW MUCH A "SPUZAZZLE" IS FUCKKK

>> No.17779811

>>17779802
Just do what it says, pinch some salt and put it in

>> No.17779831

>>17779811
but what if my "pinch" is too big? or too little? then youre fucked

>> No.17779840

Goddammit everybody here is autistic

>> No.17779979

>>17779840
where do you think you are.jpg

>> No.17781587

>>17779979
The autism hate society.

>> No.17782709

>>17779746
which bottlecap?